₦airaland Forum

lovelygurl:
imbécile! I can really see how well you speak Spanish. Can't even reply in Spanish

Lmfao


Besides imbècile is French

Maybe you should go and Google what that means Olodo

I keep telling you our likes don't roll with your likes ASINUS (and that's Latin)

Verrückter Mongo

funmisticqueen:
Today has been lovely, men all of a sudden turned to minister of women affairs,knowing the genesis and revelation of all things female. Well ladies here's how to spot an irresponsible man.
1. HE'S BROKE: and doing nothing to change his situation but blame buhari and the country. He stays with his parents at 30, has never had a job or can't keep one longer than 6 months. His life is a barren fig tree, a lot of effort but no result, as long as he can soak garri to swell, drink beer and see congo to shine, he is content. If you date this one, you will automatically be a sugar mummy without the age. Just saying.
2. HE's UNSERIOUS : We all know them, they play ps3 or ludo or ayo from morning to night,they know everything about every footballer including the color of their favorite boxers. They always play ever lottery especially baba ijebu. He never grew up, his body left his brain behind like agric fowl. If you date this one, you will automatically become the mother of a 'bouncing baby MAN' and he will suck you dry before moving on.
3. HE HAS BAD HABITS: He drinks worse than a gutter, he smokes like a chimney, he is addicted to porn and masturbation. Ladies you can't change these ones, only God can.
4. HE'S UNFAITHFUL AND A PLAYER: A devoted member of the 'chop and clean mouth' ministries. every man with wandering eye,they cant walk straight once any humanbeing wearing a skirt passes by. He put you at a higher risks of acquiring STIs and high BP. Run sister, run from these ones.
5. HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN: They are plenty here on nairaland. By their comments, you will know that their father figures never respected their mothers. They will destroy you emotionally as LONG as the world revolves around them.
6. HE'S ALL BARK AND NO BITE: empty vessels making the loudest sound just to impress us ladies.' i am the this of this and the that of that', 'i will do this and do that' they make empty promises and will have NOTHING TO SHOW, watch out these ones are subtle but easy to identify. They are not men of their words. If you watch them closely a lot of things in their life dont add up.
7. HE KEEPS REMINDING YOU THAT HE IS A MAN: as if we dont know that already.'i wear the pants in this house' is what you will hear them say when a woman confronts them about an issue and he knows he is wrong but doesnt want to take correction because his ego is more fragile than a premature newborn in an incubator.
Plenty more where that came from.
Nairaland men, you know yourselves come for my head if you dare
cc safiaa
bumbae1
Queensuccubus
naijaboiy
importexpert
LethargiQue
PrickGetSize

ZarZar:
Hmmm...you can actually feel their chemistry. There must be a lot of sweaty "fitness goals" behind closed doors

daretodiffer:
Who made the comment, you or my dad?
I was referring to you sir

VERDA:
This is the first time I am hearing a major purpose for men getting married is to relieve themselves from chores lool.. ..a lot of you are oversimplifying the whole thing, this is not about doing chores.. .its about showing little acts of kindness by helping someone you claim to love once in a while, about caring a little more, about companionship,mutual respect, a lot of people based on comments I am reading here do not yet understand the meaning of life. One day I hope they will, ND I hope they are not 60 years old when they do.

ZarZar:
I'm here but I don't know how to react. I feel embarrassed. This is to show that I acknowledge the thread & whatever motivated it. I'm just choosing not to be part of it though because it's too much for me to take. Next time just strike up a conversation. There's no need to take things this far. I don't like it. However, what's done is done. Now let's please move on & pretend this never happened. Thanks

pocohantas:
Let me tell you something as a lady, Nigerian men would continue getting Basic1 sex styles till they learn to be more open minded.
Women wanna wow their men in the other room, but no one wants to be judged. No one wants her man wondering how many men she has spread the legs to various degrees for.

You arc that ass for a Nigerian man, instead of him to worship it...he pauses and starts wondering how many niggas you been arching it for. You give him a BJ and he starts asking how many guys you have given a BJ. Y'all ask too much gadamn questions!!!

Sadly, majority of you ask these questions not even to know a sister better, but to judge her.

ZarZar:
LMAO. Your majesty, I bow to thee. Rock that tiara, mama!

ZarZar:
ROTFLMAO @ his LovePeddler & mother-hen. Nice bio. Real wife material. IDK about being highly fashionable though, my inner guy kinda doesn't like that. He likes a hippy chic that doesn't give a damn about fashion trends

ZarZar:
LMFAO. What kind of lady would you be before we get boo'ed up? Because this crazy lover hides an iron fist under a velvet glove & you don't wanna see the glove slip!

ZarZar:
Yeah, man. Know any lady that's looking for my kind of guy?

ZarZar:
I wouldn't wanna be a skirt chasing douchebag that's for shizzy. I'd still wanna have my personality. A one woman man that's loyal to the marrow. A little dark & moody sometimes, but I'll always make things right with my lady when the tides turn & the internal storm settles. Not romantic in a traditional sense but hey, at least she'll have a wildly imaginative lover that'd be ever ready to slay real & non-existent beasts for her Her sweet, rugged & brooding prince charming

pussyeater:
May God forgive you for you don't know what you are saying

Tell that to EFCC employees

Destined2win:
The evil spirit in faith have possessed you. What you need is deliverance