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Odechukwu!

bechex:
'I have no time', is that all Aganga has to say on Soludo's write up, with all the facts and figures. Is that all he has to say to a proposed 114% recurrent expenditure as well as other issues raised by soludo. In my own opinion, It seems he does not know what he is doing and believe things will be worse if he trys to explain or reply Soludo.

I am not biased towards any of this two people, but they owe us explanations as to why we are where we are today and what is beign done to move us forward.

What do you mean by we?

Do you pay taxes?

Igbo men doing what they know how to do best, besides stufiing cocaine in their asre, that is.

Igbo Kwenu!

Igbo Kwezonu!

Igbo Kwenu Kwezonu!


So, does any one know how much the kidnappers are asking for?

Ezuche, Frewilly, have you guys been able to make any contact yet? Work your magic guys, Tobechi style?

Vanity upon Vanity

Small minds discuss people

Great minds like moi discuss Ideas

Beaf:
Thank you pretty Ileke, may your beauty continue to increase, may it dazzle and blind these ugly frogs and monsters without brains. May you be sought after by well built, handsome and intelligent princes.
Don’t mind these ridiculously shallow types that are now swarming on NL and making weird claims, cos they are running on empty, decimated by intellectual left hooks and logical uppercuts, astonished by the footwork of the meisters, mentally paralised by truth and sincerity.

@topic
Its a big shame that thugs, primitives, fools and various shades of Neanderthal are attempting (and failing) to stop intelligent discussion on NL. Their heaviest weapon is Atiku style frontal stupidity, but we know how to deal that. My guy, GEJ calls their type "wrestlers" and he is right; I'll go a step further than the President and call them mere hunters, rewires, and red eyed agbero's that cannot tell that the sun has set forever on they and their perennial never ending stream of unparalleled  foolishness.
Hunters, stop being cowards and actually attempt to meet logic with logic and truth with truth. Why do always dodge and attempt to derail topics na? Abi na only garri de una head? Nigeria doesn’t need such, its time for the brainy ones. All kpanda, please walk into the nearest bin.

FOOLS

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Thanks for recommending me to Ileke.

Any takers out there?

igbo boy:
All these one yoruba internet warriors dey do for here na "discussion" whether dem like am or not we go die together as NIGERIANS. WHen ojukwu no gree una say tufiakwa NIGERIA 4 LIFE ABI?

Let me hear say OPC dey fight for yoruba country O boy that day that day I dey Join Nigerian Army (than god sef say we no dey observe human right, na indiscriminate shooting me go do),

So to all you MOFO Odua Ninjas out there na this country we go all die put, kam ga nwu umanya,

You are an angry man

Seek treatment before it eats you up!

dayokanu:

Grand denial?

No greater denial, as far as I can tell, has ever befallen man

Yours, is of monumental scale, fit only to be recorded in equally monumental record books like The Guinness World Book Of Records.


Hope you sleep well tonight.

Its funny how everyone is fighting over Isale

Isale seems to be the new  NL bride

Her list of suitors thus far include:

Katsumoto      ( Professor-like in demeanor, but willing to shed the toga of Mr. Serious for a taste of some, hopefully, hairy puccy)
Bluetooth        ( Always clueless, but never found wanting anywhere puccy is the subject of discuss)
OAMJ               ( Apparently gay, but willing to try some puccy, as long as it is underage, very pathetic man)
DayoKanu       ( Usually loves to take it in the arse, but now willing to give it in the arse to anyone with a DD boo-bie)
Buzegee         ( pretends to be shy in order to make himself seem more attractive to Isale, Epic Fail)
SEFAGO          ( Very Heterosexual and polygamist, loves to despoil random women he meets on NL, hopes to make Isale his latest conquest)
PHYSICSMSTP ( Rumor has it that he enjoys listening to "I Like It (Jersey Shore Version)" while being rammed from behind by grad students, preferably Bristol grad students, but now very well interested in licking it as against getting sticked)

Letz see how it all plays out in the coming weeks



PS: If you feel you have been very well represented, appropriately portrayed,  or given an undue advantage in any way, I hereby offer . . .  

Its funny how everyone is fighting over Isale

Isale seems to be the new bride on NL

Her list of suitors thus far include:

Katsumoto
Bluetooth
OAMJ
DayoKanu
Buzegee
SEFAGO

Letz see how it all plays out in the coming weeks

tanimz:
He could be the one.

Most likely he is not the one

I hope he is not the one

DOnt you sleep?

alj harem:
thank u

To me, Alhaji ChukwuEmeka and my dog and to my friend Alhaji Ucheze, it is Ibo!

Obiagu1:
Breaking News: GEJ appionts Bianca Ojukwu as the Special Adviser on Diaspora.

Kobojunkie: Why her? She's not qualified!
Others: Why?
Kobojunkie: Because she's not qualified
Others: Did you see the job advert?
Kobojunkie: No
Others: Did you interview or assess her?
Kobojunkie: No
Others: What's your proof that she's not qualified?
Kobojunkie: Because she's not qualified.
Others: If you can't provide reasons to disqualify her, then she remains qualified
Kobojunkie: You should know the base qualification for Special Adviser position
Others: I don't know, what are they?
Kobojunikie: I can't fnd them but I know she's not qualified. Go and find it yourself.
Others:    But you were the person concerned with her appointment, so prove she's not qualified.
Kobojunkie: All I know is that she's not qualified.
Others: Why do you hate Nigeria so much
Kobojunkie: That is what my profile is for
Other: But there is nothing on your profile
Kobojunkie: Exactly
Others: Exactly what
Kobojunkie: Exactly why I hate Nigeria
Others: Are you Nigerian
Kobojunkie: The information is widely available on the Web
Others: Why cant you just tell me?
Kobojunkie: it has no relevance to this thread
Others: you ve not been able to prove to us that Bianca is not qualified
Kobojunkie: I did not say she is not qualified
Others:  Yes you did
Kobojunkie: No I did not, you can go through my post to find out yourself
Others: But you said she wasnt qualified, even comparing her appointment to Remi Tinubu's nomination for the Senate by ACN
Kobojunkie:No I did not. All I have said up to this moment is that there are other more qualified candidates for that post
Fstranger: ( walks in, berates Kobojunkie for shifting the goal post for the umpteenth time)
Kobojunkie: (logs out, stops posting on the thread, looks for another innocent poster to argue with)

Fixed!

Jen33:
Kobojunkie, you're very good at blowing grammar, but not very good at answering posers put to you.

But nuttin spoil. 

what grammar?

you seem to be confusing senility with grammar

PhysicsMHD:
I mocked the idea of gay police since you were the one that claimed that any gay would be jailed even without anti-homosexuality laws being in existence. How would they be jailed dumbass?  You can’t even grasp sarcasm and you’re interpreting mockery literally. The existence of tolerated gay Hausas has already been established so now show evidence of even one Nigerian being fined or jailed for gayness prior to the 90s and 2000s and I’ll believe your conjecture that “we had established it was wrong and disgusting” and your further claim that any known homosexuals would have been jailed (by WHO?)  even without any prohibitive laws being in the penal code.

Now:
“I accept that there is no Yoruba role in which homosexuality is an expected
feature.
44
It seems to me that Yoruba (Christian and “traditional”) “natural sex” is
contrasted to the corruption of Islamicized Hausa in the same way highland (mostly
Christian) Kenyans Kikuyu view their sexuality as evidence of their moral superiority
to coastal (Islamicized) perceived acceptance of transvestitic homosexuality, and that
this difference has over time increasingly become a “marker” in ethnic-religious conflict
in colonial and post-colonial multiethnic states (in invidious contrast to English as well
as against Muslim rivals). While contrasting most Hausas’ ready acknowledgment that
homosexuality (including gossip about the involvement of “big men”) exists in
Hausaland with many Yorubas’ denial that there is any Yoruba conception or practice,
Rudolf Gaudio
categorically reject the idea that there is no homosexual self-identity in contemporary Yoruba
communities. I met at least two Yoruba self-identified ‘gay’ men in Kano, neither of whom
had ever lived abroad, who told me about the many other ‘gays’ they knew in such cities as
Ilorin, Ibadan, and, of course, Lagos where there is a ‘Gentleman’s Alliance’ with pan-Southern
menbership. My Kano Yoruba contacts told me that GA members have private parties at each
other’s homes, and that there is a division of Yoruba gay male social circles into ‘kings’ and
‘queens. . . When I asked one of these Yoruba ‘queens’ whether there was any Yoruba
equivalent to the Hausa ’yan daudu, he said that no, Yoruba queens had more ‘respect’ than the
’yan daudu, insofar as Yoruba queens keep their outrageous, feminine behaviors a secret from
other people. (personal communication, 13 March 1997)
45”

http://semgai.free.fr/doc_et_pdf/africa_A4.pdf


It should be obvious from the quote above that gayness is not really in Yoruba culture (despite the existence of a few contemporary (recent) gays) and that the few Yoruba gays that there are are in the closet but it should equally be clear that many Hausa gays are KNOWN. There is or wasa even a gay community in Kano. Where are all the pre-Sharia arrests Sagamite? These are Hausa men who were calling other men their boyfriends (couples) and nobody was doing anything about it. Where are all the jailed Hausas? Are they not Nigerians?

And from what I read, even after the anti-homosexuality law was formally codified, there was a gay party (in the sense of a celebration, not a political party) in Kano in 1994, centered around one gay who went by the nickname of Madhuri (from a Bollywood film, a female Indian name) and his lover. Members of the Muslim Brotherhood tried to “intervene”, but the police – yes, that’s right, the official enforcers of the law – intervened and protected the gay men from the mob and did NOT jail the gays.


You’re claiming that the onus is on me to provide proof that no gay would be jailed in earlier times when the onus is actually on you to prove or provide evidence that gays were jailed prior to recent decades since you are the one making the assertion (that no one could have been openly gay and not jailed, regardless of the existence or non-existence of prohibitive laws), not me.



Sagamoron, you specifically said “we had established that it was wrong” in a discussion in which the West was supposedly trying to shove gay tolerance down the throats of Africa and others. Please desist from implying that I said all Africans or all Africans in any one country tolerate homosexuality. I am well aware of the existence of pre-colonial laws against homosexuality in parts of Africa and I specifically said that in pre-colonial Africa there was either a) tolerance b) obliviousness or c) laws against homosexuality. You were actually the one that made the blanket grouping and assumption in both comments when you claimed that Africa was having gay tolerance shoved down their throats by the West when we (and not just one specific ethnic group) had already established that it was wrong and disgusting. My point is that “we” might only be you and your immediate neighbors in your city/region or your culture or me and my immediate neighbors, but I see why you would deliberately try to distort my position to help your weak argument.

Comprehension problems, Saga ape?

This is laughable.  I made no such claim about pressure not being applied. I mocked the idea of a Western “gay mafia” storming Africa and being responsible for “clandestinely stopping and sweeping under the carpet” the criminalization of homosexuality in Nigeria/Africa . Nothing was secretly done. The U.S.  and other members of the international community openly came out and put pressure (the U.S. State Department came out openly to criticize the bill, for example) when Nigeria first put forward the idea of passing the same sex marriage ban. They also put pressure when Uganda criminalized same sex marriage (after already successfully banning homosexuality).   I can’t believe you’re so daft as to think some covert “gay mafia” acting clandestinely are responsible for anything.  The U.S. and other Western countries have OPENLY put pressure on African countries, such as when they threatened loss of aid OPENLY to Uganda when Uganda tried to pass a stronger law which could possibly result in homosexuals receiving the death penalty.

You can’t even grasp that I was mocking your paranoia and fear and how it was making you go to irrational lengths by imagining secret pro gay cabals working in the shadows. Sagamidget is probably in his musty London apartment writing pamphlets warning society about the Gay Knights Templar and their quest for the Homosexual Grail. Fu-cking tin foil hat  wearing, conspiratorial, sewer rat.



The part in bold sounds particularly goon-like so I decided to highlight for no other reason than to let other readers of this thread see the kind of creature I have been dealing with. Contrast Sagamite's true, angry, animal like display seen here with the forced pedantry he exhibited earlier with his "exemplar in the arcane art of ratiocinating" babble. What happened to the excelling in the "art of ratiocinating," now you just want to bash? How primitive.

Also, Sagarangutan, you’re the one who injected into this discussion the insinuation that my SAT score and (your guess of) my admission to Cornell were connected with my ability to reason. 

Adieu Sagababoon.

Adieu.

Mehn, it sure looks as though you dont take hostages. You kill everything in your path.

Good

Good

Good!!!

Pls, I need a quick advice from you: I am applying to college next year and I want to attend a solid school. I have applied to mostly American schools, but my parent want me to apply to some top notch UK schools, but I am not sure which one to apply to, which of the top schools in UK would you advise I apply to?    


I have been hearing about a school called person Bristol University, mostly on this thread, would you advise me to apply to person Bristol? What can I expect from a school like Bristol university? In your opinion, based on what you have seen and heard, how would you compare Bristol University with American schools? Side by side with American schools, does Bristol produce well rounded graduates? I am asking all these questions because I want to come out of any college I eventually settle for well rounded with very rich vocabulary, besides words like cretin, person, and mo-ron

Kobojunkie and her delusional state!


May God ,one day, cure you of your disease!


Say Amen

^^^^

Is that really necessary?

At 44?

You ve started again?

If i start, you will start running to the mods, sucking Jarus' di-ck

Take time oh!

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alj harem:
no no no brother, pls do not be stu.pid here

they you pay tax, why not go to jos and contest if you will not be killed by the noon of that day

do not take there accommodating nature for been soft,.,. i dey tell you now before you people start complaining of killing of igbos in lagos

just give the people of lagos credit for not being ethnocentric like other part of the country

you do not believe me, come to kaduna or ask the governor to appoint an igbo commissioner,.,. then see what will happen that day

just give credit to whom it is due to,.,. ie fashola

Alj Harem, you are such a wonderful person

I used to feel bad when Hausas Kill Igbo

Now, I look forward to . . .

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=597104.msg7653729#msg7653729 date=1296659280]@topic

what are the implications of this, and yes, i do feel it might be related to obama.

as per seychelles, not sure i've ever met anyone from there.

interesting development though it may or may not mean much.[/quote]You ve started smoking the same thing Becomrichn is smoking

How does this impact Obama, and what does Obama have to gain form it

And why would anyone in their right mind want to come to Nigeria

Even me sef, wey be Nigerian, I'd rather go to Ghana than spend time in Nigeria

Anyway, Dont beleive everything Becomrichn writes, we are not even sure if Becomrichn is human.

And more pics:

More

Bus driver, bus conductor and bus passengers in a free-for-all fight yesterday in Abuja. Cause of fight was lack of change!




After fight was over, bus conductor warns: "there can never be peace in Nigeria until everyone comes forward to a bus stop with their own change"

How true is that?

Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbbagaun!!!

Round 5

Bristol University Vs. All US PH.D Programs

yiboboy:
Did u even read the post?
@ OP: your kolo don enter next level!

Hellz No

I just assume the perpetrator is Igbo

Who else would think of doing something so heinous

^^^^

She didnt fall into my trap!

Smart woman!

^^^

I think you are losing it

Why is it that you are the only one complaining?

You need to go see a shrink, seriously!

I think i am 'over hyped' too

ARe you outta your mind

Are there White people in Nigeria

You this girl, you be one big Oloshi with all the stupid questions you ask