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Juve4:
very pathetic

funny picture. www.nairaland.com/attachments/5110589_176296627878379313667548113297070661101249n_jpgc29d7d68e8c6dece7a2a7b1c3d306277so the uniformed man is checking the particulars of the grass?

wisdom victor:

someone should rape and kill diz guy in prison

i concur!

mccoy47:
But would dat guarantee a happy marriage?
Anyway wishing them happy married life

bros, money buys everything in nigeria:

true love
happiness
marriage
trust
fame
even life!

Alariwo2:
Igbos are fond of doing this.. and food no go dey for guests like that

Attimes I wonder if Igbos marry for love or for money/status

they didn't mention the tribe of the couple. no let igbos matter kill you.

slimthugchimee2:
by stoping shyness

i wonder o.
why shall he shy in the first place?

gunners fans. chai!

HML anyway...

i know this might sound a little bit too harsh but Lord knows i hate this girl like a mad man's shiit.

yorubas are learners when it comes to magun.

all hail the almighty kenyans!

Mimzyy:
Be my date, will you?

hahahahahaha! wait make i begin save money for shawarma and ice-cream. your type dey dey expensive...and if a nigga is not prepared he might trek back home after the date.

Jacksparr0w127:

Is she going for owambe?

LOL! i don't want "what to wear" to be an excuse for not coming to the party, so make she wear anything wey she like jare.

refiner:
I only called u a coward when u lashed at me....seriously u truly made my night!

you can delete your posts...i don tire sef. kai! you're just the wrong target for me. i wouldn't relent if were somebody else.

bye!

Quinn22:
Is it by force for girls to wear bathing suits?

as for you, you can wear agbada or lace material but you must swim that day.

refiner:
Just seeing this...

I never over reacted...i was tryna joke wif u cos clearly ur post was funny...as in u asked if i was there...what is there to over react about?...but ur next response shocked me...

Like seriously?

ok...take it too from me. i was only joking with you before you started throwing unnecessary aspersions at me. and, to make it worse, you called me a coward because i was ignoring you.
you expected me to keep silent, eh?

refiner:
I better fvck those dirty anambra boys for even a stick of sweet than fvck a hungry perv like u...

Like i said earlier on,it is really a great privilege for u to get my attention...i stooped so low to type back at u and as expected u must be really happy,

Keep on wanking with my picx,i will soon put it down beforr u self-service urself to death...not that i care of ur death, but i care more for ur poor helpless d1ck...

Just a thing u have achieved!...oh how did i forget...silly me...ofcos ur ashawo beer parlour thread was a huge achievement...

Buffoon!

even though i don't really hate you, i must tell you the truth so you don't go feeling fly that the great ftboy is engaging a miss nl failure like you.

you're too sexually unappealing to give my groins a bulge. call me a perv, but i'm not the type to hide my feelings. i've said it before and i'll keep saying it; the only girls that catch my fancy in the whole of nairaland are s.inaj and l.aveda...and you can't compare your wretched self with either of them. those are the only girls i always take a peek at their profile pictures. the last time i saw yours was during the miss nairaland contest, where you had to borrow clothes to pose for pictures. i remember you saying that the competition was the greatest thing that has ever happened to your life. you were looking so bony, malnourished and shapeless...you were just like the small letter "i". the filters couldn't even remove the big pimples on your face. i still voted for you....out of pity!

i don't hate you, but that's the gospel truth.

and you still type like you a secondary school dropout. you're a waste of resources to your sponsors. the money squandered on your education should have been diverted into ugu and cucumber business.

LionDeLeo:
Is okay bro, frictions like this may lead to something "permanent", you can't say. I'm sure when next you come across the moniker, you will remember this encounter.

Cheers.

LMAO! i don't think that'll happen. the ones around me are enough.
but to be honest, i don't hate that girl. i tried to correct her and she overreacted; so, i decided to take the 'correction' seriously this time.

LionDeLeo:
Choi, wetin happen na?

Small small abeg, you might be talking to your future hubby, you can't really say.

she's angry because we don't call her out like other girls when she comes peeking at our "ashewo thread". but it's not my fault na...my niggas don't do toothpicks.

refiner:
Lol...this is actually funny,i thought u were meant to make me depressed...but instead i find all those hogwash u wrote up there hilarious.

U aint ashamed of your self,as old as u are u still patronize slu.ts,and oh i know d reason..u are one ugly dirty malodorous muggin that can never be looked twice by a lady talk more of dating...

As of my achievement?...althought still a teen,i have been featured in many billboards,novels and a magazine...and i am still working hard to reach my dreams...and i'm sure of becoming a star to be reckoned with when i attain ur age...infact i shame for u join!

Don't go out and carve out an image for yourself...keep on sleeping around with slu.ts,cos that's where your destiny lies...

Ezi!

jokes apart...my achievement so far is beyond your reach. even those local village warriors in anambra that stick their fingers in your ass after giving you a bottle of fanta can't compete with me in terms of achievements. or is it because i don't blow my own horns like some of those little boys in romance section?

the hoes i fvck are not bag of bones like you; and what i pay them per round is probably the equivalence of what you earn in a whole year...that's after blowing a thousand dicks and having dirty, crooked fingers shoved in your ass.

what billboard or magazine would feature an ugly tomboy like you?
i'm sure they'll let you pass the "cucumber test" too...you know how the story goes.

and why are you already frustrated when i've just started with you? when wretched fools like you with the intelligence quotient of a house mouse get challenged intellectually, they resort to ad hominem sniping!

refiner:
I just dont know why i still type back at u...well..i never knew i was bony cos seriously i have added some weight and i am trying seriously to shed some flesh cos i really wanna be bony...

And why are so concerned about my looks...u aint my guy and u will never be...or maybe u av gat no slu.t to take in ur pin tonight?

I aint u that suffers suffer from low self esteem...go and die hun!

LOL! i warned you to stop addressing me with 'hun', didn't i? i don't do little boys...you look like one.

it's true i love em slim but i don't do bag of bones. you look like one of the IDPS in abuja camp. you're so malnourished the holes in your shoulders can contain a gallon of water.

and this is someone who lives in a village where vegetables and fruits flourish. tufiakwa!

don't ask me about my sluts. i have one now right beside me in my bed and she's not bony.

and why tell me to go and die when you can possibly die before me? ...coz you look like a sickle cell patient with HIV.

refiner:
I just dont know why i still type back at u...well..i never knew i was bony cos seriously i have added some weight and i am trying seriously to shed some flesh cos i really wanna be bony...

And why are so concerned about my looks...u aint my guy and u will never be...or maybe u av gat no slu.t to take in ur pin tonight?

I aint u that suffers suffer from low self esteem...go and die hun!

LOL! i warned you to stop addressing me with 'hun', didn't i? i don't do little boys...you look like one.

it's true i love em slim but i do bag of bones. you look like one of the IDPS in abuja camp. you're so malnourished the holes in your shoulders can contain a gallon of water.

and this is someone who lives in a village where vegetables and fruits flourish. tufiakwa!

don't ask me about my sluts. i have one now right beside me in my bed and she's not bony.

and why tell me to go and die when you can possibly die before me? ...coz you look like a sickle cell patient with HIV.

refiner:
Dictionary?...how silly of me to go flipping pages of dictionary to find words to use against someone not worth it...stop giving urself false hope hun...u are worthless to me...

Let's strike a deal...i am not a call girl so it's late for a tiny teenager like me to keep late night...i will mention u tomorrow morning and we will start from there...inugo?

I know u must be wanking ur brain out of this little attention u gat from me...i know that feeling

Nighty...

you're worthless to me too coz if i was your pi.mp i'd starve to death for lack of clients.

so, there's no way you can be a call girl as you're too bony and ugly to arouse a man. you're the type only drunk men fvck. i mean... no man with his right senses can look at you and have erecti.on.

tomorrow, you'll still get schooled by me. and tell your 'backyard teacher' to be ready to pen more words for you. i can see you've also learned to borrow more than clothes from friends.

refiner:
Bla...bla...bla...

U disappointed me sha... why was this epistle laconic? dont be inone!

U are such a loony and i must confess those words are giving me loads of orgasm....heheheh

a failed attempt to convince me that you're not a dumb anambra village girl!

so, you went to grab a dictionary to find new words that could aid your pitiable grammar, yet you still can't use them in the right contexts. your punctuation is terrible too!

illiterate, 'epistle' is simply a ' letter' and that's not what we're doing now. i'm schooling you!

and what the fvck is 'inone'? where exactly did you pull that from? chai! iberibe.

[s]

refiner:
Thats so sweet of you...i am not suprised surprised tho cos i expect all this bumkum bunkum from u...u can do better than this hun...i want to feel sorry for myself hun...try harder....u are getting there....

Waiting pariently for ur next epistle...

who's your 'hun'? don't make me ask amadioha to descend on your little bag of bones this night. look at this tattered, village amateur trying to take a shot at me because i've been giving her the soft landings.

like i told you before, you're too dumb to engage me...i've dealt with fools 10 times bigger than you.

thank me later for the corrections. illiterate!

refiner:
Hnmmm...*nods my head with an evil smile*..u are damn good...

Even with ur masters,what have u achieved?...creating a asshawo bear parlour thread is ur greatest achievement in ur misserable life...u aint ashamed of urself!..ur mates are busy creating a beautiful image and achieving great fit but u are here claiming grandpa but achieved nothing!

F◐◐l

yes, it's a great achievement if compared to what you've achieved yourself.

for one, you're not better than the worst girl we've advertised and fvcked on my thread. you're a poor, helpless teenager from the slums of anambra that still feeds from her parents. i learned you borrowed clothes from your friends to pose for pictures during the last miss nairaland...and what a shame you couldn't even make it to the finals despite all the campaigns and pleas for votes.

you're too bony and malnourished to have sex appeal...no wonder you're still a virgin sucking on cucumbers.
no man likes a toothpick.

waste of money and time. busola lost the show the very day she sucked prick. she's a disgrace to her daughter, her family and women in general.

shiooooor!

refiner:
Like it added anything meaningful to my life...had enof of my attention?...pheeeeew!

Cowarrd!

tamuno!

this kid must be feeling like a heroine because i chose to ignore her childish tantrums. look... i'm an overmatch for you, and you would need to defeat JAMB first to stand a chance.

you're too small, too dumb, too uneducated and too stupid to engage me in an e-banter.

why would i take glory in shellacking a malnourished minor that probably doesn't know the right time to change her panties?

kindly pack yourself out of my way and go look for your mates before i make you cry.

ain't bluffing...you better ask about me.+

ipobbigot7:
FTBOY come and see o, another report of your blood brother involved in rape case in far away London.

Igbos raping home and abroad, FTBOY weeping in sorrow everywhere.

LOL! keep deluding yourself. and, oh yes! i'm igbo.

ipobbigot7:
Painment!!!

yeah, "painment"...another word that exists only in the dictionary of illiterates.

refiner:
U can now crawl back to d hole u came out from...i never knew i was even chatting with an imbec.il..just take a look at ur siggy..now i know u aint normal...onye ara

did you read my last comment? i said i'm done joking with you...

ipobbigot7:
They are the ones.

-They will rape their mothers.

-They rapes their sisters.

-They rapes their daughters.

-Their mothers carries their son pregnancies.

-They ejaculates in the banking halls.

-Their women uses cucumbers.

-Their ladies dresses nude.

-Their ladies prostitutes in every hotels across the country.

stark illiterate!

it baffles me how you managed to register an account on nairaland successfully.

SMH! so where's the video?