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toms55:
Cc FTboy

the girl no shame at all! imagine the BINGO wey she dey flaunt for public......this kind dogs wey dey eat sh1t for roadside. dog wey suppose dey mama ekaete pot. SMH!

refiner:
and so wat?...wat do u wish to do wif d discovery

nothing, but i'd believe u

Cherlene:
Evening

With three DAUGHTERS[All below FIVE years old], I have ENCOUNTERED numerous weird/humorous INCIDENTS.

Cherlene

2 kweshons:
is that your real hair?
are you Brazilian?

bobkezel:
Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

someone somewhere must have been playing with her pvssy

refiner:
e be like say u no dey fear face bah!!!

just to know if your hymen is intact.....no p0rn intended

i remember asking my dad why my sister didn't have a dick like me

he stopped us from taking bath together from that day

refiner:
#teamvirgin....

would u allow me see your pvssy?

I think i started fvcking at the age of 17 or thereabout.....can't remember

it's no insult but a clear fact with no pun intended to the black race.....lara to oshiomhole is like the legendary beauty to her beast. they don't match in any form

hahahahahahaha! see the girl in white top was already having orgasms for wale. see her hand holding her pvssy!
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mehn, it's not a bad idea o.....e be like say na wetin i go do self

KanwuliaExtra:
Linda Ikeji take note.
As hard-working as you may be. . . . .
Keep building mansions and wealth with rumors wrecking people's lives.
You sef will NEVER smell a healthy relationship!
Karma sweeeeeeeet o!!!!

bros, why Linda na?

they'll reduce his sentence to 10 years

A has a wife look
B looks so fuckable

4nobody4every1:
.Na so my gee, fake stories, fake claims, forming, concorted stories like my friend needs advice (where as they are the one ), l am still a virgin at 30, l have never told a lie before, l have been to paradise and met 500 angels, l saw Lucifer at Seme border, my husband dis-virgins me, my wife is faithful, my husband is the next pope, my husband is a holy man, my grand mum is the queen of heaven abounds on Nairaland almost daily, make dem continue to deceive themselves, na today, iranu abasha

hahahahahahahaha! very funny but that's the truth!

4nobody4every1:
.....my guy free her jare, anybody can claim anything online, make dem continue with their fake stories, na today we dey see fake stories on nairaland, anybody can open a thread and claim he or she is the Pope, nobody will claim him mama soup no sweet, abeg leave trash for lawma

confirmed!

Sunnypar:
Girls these days are just damn demanding.. The easiest way for them to make money is getting laid. Why have 17,18, 19 years resort to sleeping around for cash? Plenty of the girls we have are damn lazy and crazy for cash without lifting a finger. You and I know if we want to settle down we need a girl that is financial independent, lived on her own, knows the value of money and a good home keeper. Wives are scarce.......hoes are many.

don't mind the hypocrites speaking from one corner of their mouth

Faith111:
I love that name Madam Righteous..It reminds me of the name I was called in School when I refused to join My roommates Clubbing..I was called ' Holier Than God ' but today people like you who can't stand an Holy girl are same persons that can't believe I went tru Sch without Sleeping with any boy..What an Irony?
My dear u only guilty about your lack of Selfcontrol and I've long crossed the hurdles of guys like u who try to bring down responsible girls to justify your Selfish desires and dump them when you are through Only to get back on a thread like this and say girls are bit.ches..
The same guy who advises the OP not to sponsor a girl because She will end up sleeping around, suddenly admires hoes...
Cheap Sex is Nice for you because you can't Afford the Original...
When the consequences of Cheap Sex hits you like unwanted pregnancy,Stds and Heartbreaks, you will be same person crying Wolf...
Only a foolish girl will deceived that Sex Makes a Relationship Strong..
If it were so, all the babymamas and Hoes would have had a better story to tell...
But I can tell you that The Fear Of The Lord is the entrance of Wisdom...But Fools despise it...
Well my Principles have landed me a Happy Home so I Stand a better ground to counsel you and all who have ears to hear...

And Yes I Met a Mugu who is now an Hero in Marriage cos his foolishNess handed him One the Most Reasonable and Supportive Wives on Earth..
In summary Learn to be a Mugu like my Man cos guys who claim to be smart are filing divorce papers daily with lot of regret.

dear Holy Mary, please remind me again where i said i can't stand holy girls. look, i don't have any issues against holy girls...it's just that the self-proclaimed holy girls are not really holy! I don't know ur level of exposure to the "world" (since you claim you never clubbed or partied with friends at school) but I just have to be blunt with u....so pardon my language. something similar to this has been a topic for debate in my ashewo thread anyway....
now do you know how many times i've come across "holy girls" who later turned out to be runs girls in disguise? the mode of their dressing, the way they talk and appearance are 99% decent but these girls can do nasty things like street dogs. and when they raise the "virgin sister" placards, "mugus" like the ones you love would spend their last kobo to keep them. it can't happen to someone like me because i MUST find out! if you claim you're a virgin, then you'd have to prove it by showing me ur hymen...yes! I must see it ....but if eventually you're not a virgin, then what is the justification for keeping your legs close and still expecting me to spend a dime on you?....it's as easy as that...shikena!




Ps: i currently have a barely legal virgin girlfriend.....and i spend on her

MartineeVIP:
Hey mister how am I wicked?

because u gave the worst advice ever. why must your boyfriend, not your husband, be your sponsor. you girls always demand more than your worth in relationships

Faith111:
If we were having sex, we will obviously have broken up...Cos I wud have seen no need in been loyal to him since he was getting his reward for his deeds already.

hello, Miss Righteous, sex is one factor that helps a relationship last longer...good sex, not just sex. that's lesson number 1

Sex is Sacred, not Cheap, and goes with a price 'Brides Price'

presently, sex is not sacred neither is it expensive. there are many hoes today who would willingly allow men to chop their punnay for free. i don't know the kind of book u've been reading. lesson number 2

Having sex with a girl in the 1st place really gives you nothing to look forward to...So Cheating by both parties is most times inevitable.

it's not true. if that pvssy is wet and tight enough, i'd do everything within my reach to keep it. it may even lead to marriage.
lesson number 3

A man respects you more as a girl when he has not slept with you and can do the Unbelievable to make sure you are his...

those are foolish men who can't see beyond their nose. like i said earlier, it depends on the pvssy and the lady's attitude. if she's good enough she'd earn the man's respect......and letting a man fvck u doesn't really make you a hoe, mind you.
lesson number 4

The guy I would have initially dated agreed that it was a no Sex affair but latter Started asking for it and backed out since I'm not a Cheap Sex material or a free giver...But when he was ready for Marriage, he was all over me begging like a Fly but it was too late Cos a Deserving Man who knew my worth had swept off my emotions...

i can only take this story with a pinch of salt like the former one. were you not the same girl whose boyfriend used to give 75 percent of his salary to keep you in school? na real mugus just dey come your way

MartineeVIP:
Op all I can say is you should follow your heart, you know this girl more than we do and you know if she's into you or not. I share the same experience with your girl,my dad died when I was in 100L 1st Semester, Lo and behold my boyfriend was a huge instrument in my life,he paid my bills,handouts and even paid my School fees even when he wasn't too comfortable and you know what I'm a graduate today and I can't trade him with anything in this world. So don't mind what others are saying you might be lucky she sticks with you forever so why not be part of her success story.

you're a wicked girl