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Health / Re: How A Nairalander Landed In D Hospital Due To Mosquito Bite..photos by Fuck: 9:56am On Jun 26, 2015
Chai, you look so sexable in that hospital bed. Wish I can join you there. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies Don't Care Much about Guy Looks But Height by Fuck: 7:11am On Jun 26, 2015
Why do short dudes get paranoid when girls express their preference for tall guys? It's really so fuckkin hilarious. I can see a lotta short dudes on this thread castigating the lady who said she'll never marry a short guy. Everyone has a right to choose the qualities he/she desires in a potential spouse. After all, most guys also express their preference for girls with massive booty and booobs. Girls are also at liberty to dream about the kinda guy they desire.



It really feels good to be a tall, handsome, rich dude. grin

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Culture / Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by Fuck: 10:28pm On Jun 24, 2015
oloriooko:
[size=18pt]3000 deities in the palace with accompanying spirits?[/size]
shocked shocked shocked

I tell ya, the Oba and his people need Jesus. sad

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Culture / Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by Fuck: 10:26pm On Jun 24, 2015
Sijo01:
Opening of umbrella is not only prohibited during festival. It is anytime, any day

Confam Benin woman. wink
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth & His Cute Daughter Wear Matching White Outfits by Fuck: 8:27am On Jun 24, 2015
BlissB:
So cute.....cnt wait for ma babies kiss

Let's go there baby. wink
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth & His Cute Daughter Wear Matching White Outfits by Fuck: 8:23am On Jun 24, 2015
pretydiva:
Wowww..dis is biuriful kiss..i need 2 start giving birth asap. Cos m so sure my kids r all gonna b biuriful

See advert.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Anita Solomon: The Lady Whi Is Pregnant For Toke Makinwa's Hubby Maje Ayida by Fuck: 1:14pm On Jun 16, 2015
I don't see a trace of Lebanese features in her. She looks pure black. I was expecting to see someone like Juliet Ibrahim.
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie Celebrates His 57th Birthday Today by Fuck: 12:28pm On Jun 16, 2015
57 years old? Kinda looks younger.

Chris Oyakhilome is the only pastor that has refused to let us know how old he is. He celebrates his birthday every year, without telling people how old he is. Very funny. undecided
Romance / Re: List Of Famous People In Open Marriages by Fuck: 12:23pm On Jun 16, 2015
What do all these women above have in common? undecided




Yea, they're all fugly! grin
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Saraki, Ekweremadu, Dogara's Salaries In A Tabular Form by Fuck: 10:37am On Jun 13, 2015
I don't get it, the Senate whip earns more than the Senate president?
Health / Re: World's First Penis Transplant Recipent To Become A Father. by Fuck: 9:02am On Jun 13, 2015
This shii doesn't add up. He got his dick transplant in March, his girlfriend is 4 months preggy. From March to date is less than 3 months. Doesn't add up I swear.
Health / Re: Infertility, Take A Bold Step. by Fuck: 8:42am On Jun 13, 2015
Hmmm, Dr Green metamorphosis grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Banky West - "Haters Like To Talk About The Size Of My Head" by Fuck: 7:10pm On Jun 10, 2015
datafreebie:
Hammer Head of Horror (HHH)

He is making his money though despite his disability.

Do you even know the meaning of disability? Stop posting nonsense.
Nairaland / General / Re: Housemaid Bites Mother of 3 To Death by Fuck: 4:52pm On May 26, 2015
She be confirm cobra.
Politics / Re: Angry Letter To The Nigerian Youth-- Nailed It by Fuck: 12:04am On May 26, 2015
Tell them!!!
Sports / Re: Keshi Invites 15 Overseas-based Players, Shuns Mikel(list OF INVITED PLAYERS) by Fuck: 11:56pm On May 25, 2015
It is so disheartening to see that no Nigerian plays in a top tier team, except Mikel Obi of Chelsea, who of course is a bench warmer. Nigerian football is in terrible decline. No world class attacker since the days of Yekini, Aiyegbeni, Kanu and Martins, no world class mid-fielder since the days of Okocha, Finidi etc, and certainly no world class defender sinceTaribo West and Uche Okafor hanged their boots. Something must be done to reverse this ugly trend.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sexy And Cute Male Strippers Wanted by Fuck: 1:12am On May 17, 2015
Male strippers for bridal shower? Geeze! End time imminent. embarassed
Health / Re: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving Human flesh by Fuck: 12:46am On May 17, 2015
Rubbish! Op stop posting fake news. Idiat.
Health / Re: Me And My Immediate Younger Brother Are Both Having AS Genotype. by Fuck: 12:43am On May 17, 2015
Sorry to tell you this, but your dad might not be your real dad. That's the only way such scenario as yours is possible. To confirm this go for DNA paternity test.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Enjoy Nairaland E-wars by Fuck: 1:12pm On May 13, 2015
feran14:
o believe people who fight on the internet have nothing better to do..? it very pointless.. no one ends up changing their minds..

action speaks louder than words

True that, but nothing will stop some people from venting their spleen on each other if they feel insulted by the other person. They feel they must say something to the other person in order to get some manner of dignity back. Humans are funny creatures. grin
Fashion / That Distinctive "Okrika" Smell by Fuck: 12:58pm On May 13, 2015
Yes, I love 'okrika' clothes grin In fact I buy them a lot! cool That distinctive 'okrika' scent is simply bliss to me, hmmm hmmm !! grin Come to think of it, why is it that most, if not all 'okrika' clothes smell that way, I mean those imported from outside Naija? Right from my kindergarten years till now, those second-hand clothes still smell the same. Do they spray a particular perfume on it? If yes, please what's the name of the perfume? I really need to buy the perfume. Somebody help me out please. Thanks in advance. smiley

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Enjoy Nairaland E-wars by Fuck: 12:41pm On May 13, 2015
nifemi25:
Same here. I also enjoyed it. It makes the thread more lively especially with there big grammars .

I tell ya. grin
Celebrities / Re: Zaaki Azzay Acquires New G-wagon Shows It Off On Instagram by Fuck: 12:27pm On May 13, 2015
This guy last made music decades ago when I was still in diapers, how was he able to afford this ride? shocked

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Nairaland / General / I Enjoy Nairaland E-wars by Fuck: 12:23pm On May 13, 2015
Who enjoys e-wars on here as much as I do? grin



It's so damn entertaining seeing two people exchange hot, caustic, volcanic words on contentious and not so contentious topics on nairaland. cheesy

You'll find an op who posts a topic, and all of a sudden, two commenters will disagree and before you know, they start throwing jibes at each other. It sometimes becomes so serious that they start trading insults. You'll notice that intending commenters will just give them space to carry on, so they can enjoy the drama. grin

I swear it's so hilarious and enjoyable. I just finished reading such thread and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Is there any other person like me who enjoys such threads? Who were the contestants, and which thread. I feel bored right now, wanna read me some entertaining stuff. grin
Politics / Re: ‘Islamic State In West Africa': Boko Haram Renames Itself by Fuck: 5:44pm On Apr 23, 2015
See their fugly faces. undecided
Politics / Re: Photos From Mohammed Babangida's Daughter's 10th Birthday Party by Fuck: 11:43pm On Apr 22, 2015
And who the fukc are they? angry

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