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Chai, you look so sexable in that hospital bed. Wish I can join you there.

Why do short dudes get paranoid when girls express their preference for tall guys? It's really so fuckkin hilarious. I can see a lotta short dudes on this thread castigating the lady who said she'll never marry a short guy. Everyone has a right to choose the qualities he/she desires in a potential spouse. After all, most guys also express their preference for girls with massive booty and booobs. Girls are also at liberty to dream about the kinda guy they desire.



It really feels good to be a tall, handsome, rich dude.

oloriooko:
[size=18pt]3000 deities in the palace with accompanying spirits?[/size]

I tell ya, the Oba and his people need Jesus.

Sijo01:
Opening of umbrella is not only prohibited during festival. It is anytime, any day

Confam Benin woman.

BlissB:
So cute.....cnt wait for ma babies

Let's go there baby.

pretydiva:
Wowww..dis is biuriful ..i need 2 start giving birth asap. Cos m so sure my kids r all gonna b biuriful

See advert.

I don't see a trace of Lebanese features in her. She looks pure black. I was expecting to see someone like Juliet Ibrahim.

57 years old? Kinda looks younger.

Chris Oyakhilome is the only pastor that has refused to let us know how old he is. He celebrates his birthday every year, without telling people how old he is. Very funny.

What do all these women above have in common?




Yea, they're all fugly!

I don't get it, the Senate whip earns more than the Senate president?

This shii doesn't add up. He got his dick transplant in March, his girlfriend is 4 months preggy. From March to date is less than 3 months. Doesn't add up I swear.

Hmmm, Dr Green metamorphosis

datafreebie:
Hammer Head of Horror (HHH)

He is making his money though despite his disability.

Do you even know the meaning of disability? Stop posting nonsense.

She be confirm cobra.

Tell them!!!

It is so disheartening to see that no Nigerian plays in a top tier team, except Mikel Obi of Chelsea, who of course is a bench warmer. Nigerian football is in terrible decline. No world class attacker since the days of Yekini, Aiyegbeni, Kanu and Martins, no world class mid-fielder since the days of Okocha, Finidi etc, and certainly no world class defender sinceTaribo West and Uche Okafor hanged their boots. Something must be done to reverse this ugly trend.

Male strippers for bridal shower? Geeze! End time imminent.

Rubbish! Op stop posting fake news. Idiat.

Sorry to tell you this, but your dad might not be your real dad. That's the only way such scenario as yours is possible. To confirm this go for DNA paternity test.

feran14:
o believe people who fight on the internet have nothing better to do..? it very pointless.. no one ends up changing their minds..

action speaks louder than words

True that, but nothing will stop some people from venting their spleen on each other if they feel insulted by the other person. They feel they must say something to the other person in order to get some manner of dignity back. Humans are funny creatures.

Yes, I love 'okrika' clothes In fact I buy them a lot! That distinctive 'okrika' scent is simply bliss to me, hmmm hmmm !! Come to think of it, why is it that most, if not all 'okrika' clothes smell that way, I mean those imported from outside Naija? Right from my kindergarten years till now, those second-hand clothes still smell the same. Do they spray a particular perfume on it? If yes, please what's the name of the perfume? I really need to buy the perfume. Somebody help me out please. Thanks in advance.

nifemi25:
Same here. I also enjoyed it. It makes the thread more lively especially with there big grammars .

I tell ya.

This guy last made music decades ago when I was still in diapers, how was he able to afford this ride?

Who enjoys e-wars on here as much as I do?



It's so damn entertaining seeing two people exchange hot, caustic, volcanic words on contentious and not so contentious topics on nairaland.

You'll find an op who posts a topic, and all of a sudden, two commenters will disagree and before you know, they start throwing jibes at each other. It sometimes becomes so serious that they start trading insults. You'll notice that intending commenters will just give them space to carry on, so they can enjoy the drama.

I swear it's so hilarious and enjoyable. I just finished reading such thread and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Is there any other person like me who enjoys such threads? Who were the contestants, and which thread. I feel bored right now, wanna read me some entertaining stuff.

See their fugly faces.

And who the fukc are they?