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Romance / Re: How To Keep My Virginity. by Fuck: 6:57am On Sep 23, 2019
DocH:


Lol you don't know how it's playing out. I'm a very smart guy and I'm running this script in such a way that she trembles at the sound of my voice.


Hehehehe!!!! I laugh in Kwazulu natal!!! A dude with a bigger game is just around the corner. And since you're not yet married to her, you just wait and see what happens.

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Romance / Re: How To Keep My Virginity. by Fuck: 5:36am On Sep 23, 2019
DocH:
My present girlfriend is a virgin with intact hymen and we've been like this for 3 years. I met her in my 6th year in uni she was just young, naive and very innocent. I made the no sex till marriage rule anyway even though it was initially her idea to see if I will run but I stayed put so she gave me the invite which i declined. I had my bit**es though for curing sake but those ones with multiple body counts too like drama *spits*. I want to deflower her in a 100$ a night suite in burj khalifa the tallest man made structure on the night I will place the ring on her finger. This will be in 3 years time. Its possible really it depends on how u go about it. Stay off unnecessary drama, stay off his pockets, u are not entitled to anything but Ur hymen. But then again, ppl differ.

Hehehe, LMFAO! See this maga. Let me tell you something; there's a 97% chance that you won't be the one to deflower her. If you don't do it soon, another sharper guy will pop the hymen. Mark my words. It has happened severally and will continue to happen. There are many instances and cases where ladies gave their virgin pussy to some other guy cos their boyfriend was dulling.

And in your case you still gonn wait for 3 whole years before thinking of going near the damn pussy?! Don't worry she'll soon come to cry and beg you to forgive her for falling into the temptation of fucking some dude and you gonn look like a fool cos ladies can be mighty fickle.

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Romance / Re: Confused On Sex Life by Fuck: 5:22am On Sep 23, 2019
Your dick is prolly too small to make an impression in her pussy.

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Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Eventually Not Getting A Life Partner. by Fuck: 5:09am On Sep 23, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
10 yrs ago I was still too green and innocent to date naw. Wetin secondary school girl was use man do then?

You? In secondary school ten years ago? undecided
Why are you lying through your teeth?

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Used Kcee As Her Phone's Screensaver, Gets Beaten By Her Boyfriend (Photos) by Fuck: 10:07pm On Sep 19, 2019
Easybela:
undecided oga ,she did everything bad,if a man must occupy that screen,it should be the man whose sweat bought the phone,the only thing the guy would have done was to collect his phone back and not hit her. If it were to be me,I will collect my phone back and give someone that will advertise my hustle.she for go meet Kcee to buy phone for am na,nonsense and ingredient

Mwaaah!!!! kiss A thousand likes for this post.

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Romance / Re: A SECRET No One On Earth Will Tell You — God Exposed It To Me... by Fuck: 4:08pm On Sep 18, 2019
iLegendd:
What have you learned from this post?

iLegendd I gave you the first likes on the post. As always this post of yours is highly motivational. My motivation level has gone from somewhere around 13 percent to 97 percent. Honestly I've been rejuvenated by the piece.


I give it to you, you have a peculiar way with words. Your choice of words have an uncanny way of uplifting the spirit. Your written pieces always leave me feeling like a new creature, brimming with ideas.

This piece of yours hit the right chords with me, as I am an introvert and as someone who recently started a new venture that I sorely need to transform into something extremely profitable financially. I cannot thank you enough for penning this motivational piece as I gleaned solid lessons from it. I have no doubt in my mind that it will be a tremendous boon for the young lads and lasses on this board that are wise enough to put it into practice.

Many thanks and keep it coming.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Teases Fans As She Shows Cleavage In New Sultry New Photos, Nigerian by Fuck: 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2019
Her face looks better and younger without make-up.
Education / Re: EFCC Storms LAUTECH, 30 Students Arrested So Far (Photo) by Fuck: 2:05pm On Sep 18, 2019
These people are not smiling at all at all.

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Health / Re: What You Don't Know About Dominique, The Popular "Meme" by Fuck: 1:41pm On Sep 18, 2019
Raydos:
Omo nah to win bet9ha dey my mind

angry

Why posting your ugly face all over the thread?
Travel / Re: Guy Insults Canada, Girl Defends With Posts That Got Over 1M Likes And Retweets by Fuck: 12:21pm On Sep 18, 2019
iamapplord:


The IGBO got me sha grin

Where did you see Igbo there? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Poses With Linda Ikeji's Dad & Her Brother In Dubai (Photos) by Fuck: 12:13pm On Sep 18, 2019
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Thanks. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Poses With Linda Ikeji's Dad & Her Brother In Dubai (Photos) by Fuck: 12:05pm On Sep 18, 2019
Jgoldie:
Fat guys are a total turn off....saw one at the canteen yesterday...you buy 3 shaki 2 fish 400 naira rice 2 moimoi...do you want to die?is it judgement day already?dere blokus go come small....they will be saying baby pls I need head so this thing can fit ya pussy....like seriously...

6pack guys are pussy savers kai

If that's your picture on your profile, you look beautiful.
Celebrities / Re: ID Cabasa Slapped By A Policeman by Fuck: 11:57am On Sep 18, 2019
Bitxzcheck:

This boy, your classmate dey inside class now,, hold your two ears, and run to class so you won't have F9 in all your results...

Cabasa Don dey hot before your mama fuvk your papa to born you

Buh me sef wan fucck you so we can born pikin.

Celebrities / Re: Simi - "Alcohol Exposes My Love For Adekunle Gold" by Fuck: 8:58am On May 01, 2019
EmperorKpee:
. Same to you. Sorry can I connect with you please?

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ned Nwoko's Wives And Children (Photos) by Fuck: 9:06am On Apr 29, 2019
EmperorKpee:
Better to die than not have money. Omfg! This is a living testimony that I can marry any woman of my dreams as long as I have money. Money to most women is like Banana to Monkies

Ugly boy. Make money fess, your only saving grace will be enough cash in your pocket. Cos as you worwor reach, no woman go gree marry you if you no get chedar. grin

Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul Defends Regina Daniels, slams women over hypocrisy by Fuck: 8:37am On Apr 29, 2019
tunwumi:
Since you didn't see anything bad in this, I pray that may your children end up with this type of faith or luck.


Regina is old enough to make a decision, she's up to twenty one years of age and she willingly took the decision to marry a 59 year old man.

To the best of our knowledge she was not coerced or pressured into the marriage. Then why are you pained? Why do you see it as a terrible thing that she accepted a 59 year old man's marriage proposal.

A Lotta Nigerians are just plain moroniic.
Education / Re: Dangote Donates New Hostels To Ahmadu Bello University In Kaduna State [photos] by Fuck: 8:18am On Apr 29, 2019
Nice.
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 2006 Vs. Toyota Matrix 2005: Which Should I Buy by Fuck: 8:04am On Apr 29, 2019
Olajah81:
Continue ur wacko-jacko in foolishness...

You sound so pained.

I understand. Apparently life is too hard for you and you cannot afford even a bicycle, much less a car.

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Crime / Re: Shari’ah Court’s N7,000 Fine On Rapists In Zaria Sparks Controversy (pics) by Fuck: 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2019
Bluezy13:
(3) Where a person is charged with an offence
under this section, it is immaterial that: “(a) the
offender believed the person to be of or above
the age of eighteen years or age of puberty; or
(b) the sexual intercourse was with the consent
of the child."




How on earth can a child...say 5-9 years old...give consent for sexual intetcourse and it is morally acceptable


Why do i happen to be in the same country with these category of human beings ??


Oga, you really don't understand the English.

Lemme interpret for you. It says in essence that even if a minor consents to sex with an adult, the adult will still serve a life sentence.
Crime / Re: 7 Nigerian Yahoo Boys Caught In America by Fuck: 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2019
emmykk:


Since you are from a corrupt nation all you think is greed when someone send you Any message but they are free minded and corrupt free so they believe easily.

I made a post that I am selling Facebook page in naira land those who came where afraid to pay even when I agreed.I made a post I can teach how to get cheap mobile data for N1000 .one guy WhatsApp me and said I want to yahoo him.

But in other climes they pay and wait if it will not be delivered before they start complaining and try to get their money.


All the time is not greed,some they just want to help and not use to corrupt life like you

What the Bleep are yapping about? All you typed there is complete balderdash. I should pay and wait and see if you'll deliver before I start complaining?

You're obviously a scammer. In this country where almost every offer in Nigeria's cyberspace is a scam, you want me to pay and wait to see if you'll deliver? You're nuts! FYI, every Nigerian is now wary of being scammed cos almost everyone has fallen victim to one scammer or another. You can't come from a country with the highest number of scammers and still be a maga.

I suggest you try scamming people from other countries.
Health / Re: Can You Swim In This Crowded Swimming Pool? by Fuck: 6:05pm On Apr 27, 2019
CruellaDeVil:
I like your username

Thanks. wink
Health / Re: Can You Swim In This Crowded Swimming Pool? by Fuck: 11:34am On Apr 27, 2019
Filthy Black niggas!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats France 8-3 To Win First Ever World Curling Championship(pics) by Fuck: 10:36am On Apr 26, 2019
Curling bawo.

Wtf!
Agriculture / Re: Anambra: Lokpobiri Visits Donkey Ranch, Pledges Fg’s Support (pictures) by Fuck: 10:33am On Apr 26, 2019
ngoxievergreen:



The donkey is a multi-purpose animal, able to carry out a wide variety of tasks under very limited circumstances. Donkeys are fast learners, surprisingly strong (they can carry loads about half their body weight), resistant to many diseases, have a long working life, require little water, and are easy to manage. Most importantly to many animal owners in developing countries, donkeys are much cheaper to purchase than oxen, horses and other animals used for working purposes. Further, donkeys are able to withstand heat and dry conditions, but find difficulty with cold and wet climates, making clear their relevance to developing nations.

While traditional agricultural practices in the global South have changed considerably as a result of modernization and globalization, donkeys still play a central role in providing for the livelihoods of many small-scale farmers. Their roles differ from country to country and farm to farm, but in general, donkeys help increase farmers’ productive potential and positively contribute to their well-being.


Nawa o! Ngoobaby, all this full page on top donkey matter? Are you a lecturer?

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Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel And His Brother, Anidugbe Mofoluwato Uthman In New Photo by Fuck: 9:29am On Apr 26, 2019
joseo:

The one sitting

Oh, okay. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel And His Brother, Anidugbe Mofoluwato Uthman In New Photo by Fuck: 9:17am On Apr 26, 2019
Abeg which of them is Kizz Daniel? The one sitting or the one standing?

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Religion / Re: Restoration Of Manhood By Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin - Pictures by Fuck: 1:57pm On Apr 20, 2019
Wtf!

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Health / Re: Why Did I Ejaculate During Examination At Covenant University? by Fuck: 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2019
grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time



Lalasticlala Mynd44


grin

I had the same experience during my waec examination many years ago. It was few minutes to the end of Chemistry paper. I had the hopeless feeling that my world had ended, knowing fully well that I will write waec again as chemistry was a core subject of mine.

Funny thing is that the ejaculation was not preceded by penile erection, I just knotted out of intense apprehension and a sense of utter hoplessness.

Someone previously posed this question on a similar thread on this forum years ago, and many respondents said they had the same experience in the past. And funnily enough, they all had the experience during an examination.

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Politics / Re: Pension Theft: John Yusuf To Refund N22.9b, Jailed 6 Years by Fuck: 9:12am On Mar 28, 2019
yarimo:
And this money was stolen under the leadership of GOODLUCK jonathan . undecided undecided

What about the one Tinubu, Osinbajo, Amechi, Gandollar, etc are stealing under B00hari?

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