₦airaland Forum

bloodyki1ler:
Titilicios titis

That's why i keep proposing to you

Hey dracula Titi doesn't like a blood sucking demon

cbrass:
Do i pretend to always think like this or it's real

Its real bro..GEJ all the way

cbrass:
Yes oo..

Vp of janjaweedians..toy VP

emiye:
Give me my drugs I am relapsing

Eyaaa...tell BOOhaRID

tyson99:
incoming VP

to where ?

tit:
is he tired of drinking tea every morning with buhari?
Osinbade was the lawyer who was caught telling Injustice Salami how to rule in election tribunal cases.
MTN connived with them to delete the recordings.
Oyinlola has gone to court to claim damages from MTN.

No let him continue drinking tea with BuhaRID and calling on all the photographers in town to take selfie as though their aspiration is to preside over tea drinkers..u see why I love GEJ,he is consistent and can't do what he can't continue.and am here saying if gej don't rule this country this 2nd term I will bomb this fraudulently merged entity called nigeria..I have spoken

tit:
is he tired of drinking tea every morning with buhari?
Osinbade was the lawyer who was caught telling Injustice Salami how to rule in election tribunal cases.
MTN connived with them to delete the recordings.
Oyinlola has gone to court to claim damages from MTN.

No let him continue drinking tea with BuhaRID and calling on all the photographers in town to take selfie as though their aspiration is to preside over tea drinkers..u see why I love GEJ,he is consistent and can't do what he can't continue.and am here saying if gej don't rule this country this 2nd term I will bomb this fraudulently merged entity called nigeria..

Sanchez01:

I really love that part in your post. Our VP come May

Your VP in the dreamland..lmao !

cbrass:
This happened at Okay Oba in Akure, Ondo state. The woman couldnt believe it that a vice president was standing in front of her

0k Campaign Vice president..I understand

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Na today? Oshiomole no chop corn wen he dhe campaign? Dey termed him d people governor, buh as he enter, he know wetin dem dhe call corn? All dis one is wad deh call "wash"

No mind them if na pdp now them go talk..underdogs

MORNDEW:
many women in Nigeria need reorientation.

Yes I so much believe but who will give them ? See these women don't think about anyother thing than to marry rich hubby and start pushing out children..they don't have future other than to give birth..they don't have orientation not to talk of reorientation even the ones on nairaland here ranting can't even dream big and know that that is a missing field no woman have delved in and at such will be very rewarding for any woman that ventures into giving seminars,lectures,teachings and orientation.Disorientation is the order of the day to them..they are simply brainless even the so called learned ones among them..I have spoken

hedonistic:
How many Nigerian girls in general are genuinely funny? Not many. They are mostly insipid and witless, which is why they prefer waiting on men to make them laugh.

I believe that answers your question, @OP.

Your answer is perfect..100% correct

Very soon these yoruba and hausa rich guys feeding on biafran oil will soon go bankrupt when GEJ will divide this country

Mbu is one guy that am sure if he becomes a gov today will make a good govt..he should sanitize the damn force.

Trailblazer1:
*hears AIG Mbu is around*

*runs into a church*

*denounces APC membership*

*quits thuggery*

*repents of all my sins*

*welcomes AIG Mbu to lagos with a smile

This guy fit even jail GMB if he do anyhow.

Lmao lmao..funny enough..GMB,Jagaban,fashola etc are becoming very careful nowadays

HopeAtHand:
Sounds like a story told to an Idiiot.

Op just woke from sleep and decided to share his wet dreams.

Lmao ! ! Lmao ! ! Lmao lmao lmao

Nneka123:
lol! at her make up started falling of her face when she was blushing, very funny!

And the first day she visited you, she was already kissing you, hmm! and then she showed you her ring and her daughter's picture, hmm!

op your matter no be for here!

Nneka the pretty serpent..kedu maka Tony ?

pasqal09:
Even if she was single, how is that right?

Swear say u node do ? Remember whoeva coms to equity must come with clean hands

Avatar:
lol...NOPE.

Y lafin ?
What is rooting
I'm a bb frik
Neva used android b4

carefreewannabe:
If there is no medical condition attached to her pain, then the reason is possibly that she wasn't hot enough and therefore not wet enough before you started. Make sure that she is relaxed before you penetrate her and take your time for the pre-intimacy. You can create a nice atmosphere when your child is sleeping by dimming the light or lighting some candles, have a nice romantic dinner before, then kiss her and stroke her body, be gentle and show her that her comfort is important to you.

I am quite sure that your problem can be solved.

carefreewannabe..you badt

Temmi001:
He had better enjoy it while it lasts because he'll be sent packing to kirikiri maximum Prison alongside his Clueless Otuoke 'DOKITA'!!!
Hit Like for GMB and share for GEJ!!!
Sai Buhari!!!

Everytime kirikiri prison as if that's the only thing and language you and your despotic tyrant dictator knows

ZACHIE:
Okuigbe has just spoken the mind of the government he speaks for.
This statement is laden with deep meanings.
1. This government does not give a damn about anybody. It is only about themselves.
2. Obj and whoever else can hold their sanctimonious criticisms, the government is too full of itself to be bothered.
3. They have no value for leadership. If this fufu head thinks Obj has just one vote, he must be very mad.
4. They just lost Obj finally.

We wait, we watch.

My friend OBJ can go..he is expired in govt we dnt need him again

Women nailled..
all sad..
Very nervous

bingbagbo:
It actually took me three years to conduct this research, so very authentic!

1.Smells of excessive perfume

2.walks by dragging her feets

3.very dry skin especially lips

4.becomes angry easily

5.wants to sit on a guy's laps

6.wants to eat together with a guy

7.occasionally house flies chase her

8.takes lots of drink.

9.visits the washroom every hour

10.wants to cook for his guy even when there is no request!



guys, beware!!

So it actually took you 3 yrs to conclude on a researsh about womens menstrual circle ? Hhm
Explain more on why she wants to do all these things since your research is authentic

temitemi1:
RUN with that ur EMPTY head

Like seriously....lol

mirexxx:
wow! oK
wait! is it marriage that makes sex love making??
so two people in love that have sex did not make love??
what about two married people that don't love eachother buh still have sex??



is that also love making??


#jez asking#

When I say I love U I know why..always making a sensible point..happy val my love ! Looking forward to meeting you live one day

sexymoma:
Here comes val season where most bras will be let loosed and panties will be fallen

To all the virgins in the house i pray you won't fall into wrong hands

You know what,I like realistic girls..the word WRONG hands makes them know there are RIGHT hands.leave those religious bigots

MizAusta:
In a nutshell, all you are saying is: making love happens with the right person and at the right time... While having sex is the opposite, right? Nice theory

*Modified*
Can't believe this made FP. Is dere a way we can fight against some of the topics we see on FP? There are a million and one more important topics (some of them, potential life-savers) languishing in the various sections. Yet we see rubbish things that have to do with celebrities and their dogs, and all-what's-not. Smh.

Back to the topic, if I should delve in total into this piece ehn, this op will probably hate me for life; he's contradicting himself here bigtime. Lemme just

Give us just a summary..and I hope you don't want him to luv you coz am your only lover

uchkochi:
Is love SEX!!!!

What is the difference between sex and love making?

1. You make love to your wife. While you have sex with a girl friend or a prostitute, hence the term PRE-MARITAL SEX.

2. Sex is self centered, wanting to satisfy self. But love making is mutual and the satisfaction of your spouse is primary.

3. Sex is just the use of the sex organs but love making is the use of the whole body.

4. Sex does not depict love but love making is love.

5. Sex is for pleasure, love making is for expression.

6. Sex is short, love making is long.

7. Sex is without romance, love making is romance packed.

8. Sex is taking, love making is sharing.

9. The pain of a person during sex gives the other person pleasure but in love making it is not so.

10. Sex may be bad but love making is true.

11. Eyes are closed during love making. Eyes are opened during sex. Love making blends couples because they are doing the right thing.


Many have been deceived that a guy loves them because he had sex with them. A guy can only love you and make true love to you after marrying you.

So even in this valentine season show love, don't allow a person who is not your husband have sleep with you.

SEX DOES NOT MEAN LOVE!!!

Which seminay school are you ? Mcheewww !