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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 5th November 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:12pm On Nov 05, 2023
Wahala grin, looserpool
Politics / Re: LASG Seals 8 Lockup Shops Warehousing Fireworks Without Safety Precautions by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:41pm On Nov 02, 2023
Varunpulyani:
Constantly running from pillar to post in disguise of working
You still never get sense. It's a pity ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฑ

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Romance / Re: Vladislava Galagan: Is She The Most Beautiful Bodybuilder In The World? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:29pm On Oct 28, 2023
Yansh be like wetin den starch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Killed Because He Betrayed Naira Marley & Marlian Music- Portable(vid by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:37pm On Oct 24, 2023
This guy talk anyhow.๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฅฑ

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Celebrities / Re: If You Can't Buy It For Yourself, Don't Ask Him -Toke Makinwa Advises Ladies(vid by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:48pm On Oct 22, 2023
Did you think that if they can afford it, would they even care to ask?
Politics / Re: โ€˜Resign If You Donโ€™t Understand Governanceโ€™ โ€“ Pastor Giwa Blasts Tinubu by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:31pm On Oct 22, 2023
torqque7:


You cannot see that you yourself your reasoning is very flawed. You insult a 3rd class and accept a criminal certificate forger and drug baron who has no identity?and you think you are normal?between a 3rd class holder and a forger with drug affiliations and criminality with questions about everything in his life which is better?ofcourse I know it's only mentally unstable people that will choose the latter.

You keep decieving yourself with lies when you know he is a known drug baron and what he did is defined in English and ANY other language as FORGERY,yet dunces are still supporting this falsehood.

Common Ethiopia now have been harassing Nigerians at their airports just because they hold the Nigerian passport they will be searched extra and scrutinized more than others,abi is it the news that even UAE have stopped issuing common 90day visit visa to Nigerians?

A friend of mine applied for a foreign job and got to the stage of oral interview and was asked what country and as soon as she mentioned Nigeria they said sorry they not looking for Nigerians,meanwhile her cooleague in Kenya was successfully interviewed,and you think all is well with the calamity in Aso rock abi?na all of us go suffer una stupidity no worry,hope you bought fuel and dollar at cheaper rate sha?bloody hypocrites.
And you think it was because of Tinubu they denied your friend of her life time opportunity? What if it was because of the drugs and human trafficking that the whole world know Nigeria for? And who are the people behind all these? We know them
Family / Re: Nigerians And Hypocrisy by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:12pm On Oct 22, 2023
We all have hypocritical behaviors in this country, but those things you put up there is not what makes us an hypocrite. Because those things also happen in developed countries.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 21st October 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:35pm On Oct 21, 2023
chikason22:
Ladies and gentlemen my name is Chikason and I stand as your advocate.
FT. [b]Liverpool
2:0 Everton
Though, they may be very stubborn, they're still our beloved wife. We go still do our quickie with a little addition of lubricant ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ to ease passage.
Hope you all are entertained.
My interest is on one match like that. Lemme don't talk sha until FT ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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Have a sweet and wonderful weekend guys.
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My gee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, as Chelsea hold u for blokos since we know see ur face oo๐Ÿ˜‚, but anyway, congrats oo. But if una open yansh like dis for another team, den go park am for una mouth wotowoto ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 21st October 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:57pm On Oct 21, 2023
thatigboman:
Why I like Arsenal coach, he knows how to read matches and make the necessary corrections. If only he brought in partey, I believe we would have won. The comeback was very impressive.
Why the guy con dey bench Partey nau?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 21st October 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:49pm On Oct 21, 2023
Kyase:


Calm down and watch game
Lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, tell am

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Education / Re: Kaduna: Principal, Others allegedly Brutalise Student To Death (Disturbing photo by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:49am On Oct 21, 2023
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Politics / Re: Sacrifice Required To Achieve Nigeriaโ€™s Restoration โ€“ Tinubu To SW Muslims by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:17am On Oct 21, 2023
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Properties / Re: Danger! Anambra Man Builds Two-storey Building With Bamboo, Says Iron Expensive by Fuckingmallam45(m): 3:46pm On Oct 20, 2023
There are few concerns about bamboo before declaring whether it can be used as a substitute of steel in concrete or not.

First, the mechanical properties of bamboo. According to the researchers, the modulus of elasticity of bamboo in tension is about 1/10th of steel. Which means, the bamboo reinforced structures are prone to have higher deflection, wider cracks and lower load or moment bearing capacity than the steel has.

Second, the dimensional changes of bamboo due to moisture, temperature, and load relative to concrete is different. That is bamboo swells and pushes concrete due to water absorption when curing begins. But, as it dries, it shrinks back and hence creates some void between concrete and bamboo interface. Along with this, the differential thermal expansivity and Poisson's ratio make it vulnerable to cracking of the concrete during the service life.

Third, like timber, bamboo is vulnerable to environmental degradation and insect attacks. Its durability depends on the types of species, ages, conservation condition, treatment, and so on.

The mechanical properties of bamboo are hard to generalize as steel. Though according to some research, the bonding of bamboo with concrete can be enhanced using some adhesives, like epoxy, the technique is an expensive method. Similarly, the durability of the bamboo can be enhanced by using treatment procedure, but that too depends on numbers of other aspects, like age, chemicals, etc. Though all the above-mentioned constraints are met, every aspect of construction needs a thorough inspection.

So, based on the current literature on bamboo, I don't consider bamboo to be a viable substitute for steel in concrete.

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Politics / Re: House Of Representatives Finalises Plans For Official Vehicles To Members by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:25am On Oct 16, 2023
RingRoadMafia:
Nice one.

Congratulations to all the new SUV owners. They should please make sure its Bullet Proof and V12 engines or nothing!

Oh, how I love our leadership! If I ever become a Senator I'll make sure I loot you people to stupor and spend billions of taxpayers money on frivolities because na wetin fit una. Una nor get sense. You people are too blinded by tribe and religion to see clearly! Fools!

What will you people do? You will all rant for 1 week tops, then we'll sprinkle a little tribal spices on you to divert your attention. Life goes on. We'll buy our SUV's, fuel them with your tax money, and use them to drive Asmushy or any other big-nyash influencer to the airport because we need to catch a flight to Santorini to spend more of your taxes on wristwatches and Birkin Bags.

Ciao. ๐Ÿ˜Š
No be about blinded by tribes and religious oo. Na all Nigeria politicians get dat mindset. U go dey surprise say, even ur own favorite politician will also do the same. Make una no dey blame people anyhow. Even u ursef you're not different from people you're castigating. So rest oga
Foreign Affairs / Re: Thousands Gather In London To Demonstrate Support For Palestine by Fuckingmallam45(m): 3:45pm On Oct 14, 2023
dreu2fine:

Stupid people so de are happy that Hamas is throwing rockets.
The land would be turn to rubbles .
Nobody is happy about that, fine, Hamas are terrorists, they are terrible, but what about the good people of Gaza? Should the world allow these good people to be wasted just like that? All what we are calling for is peace
Foreign Affairs / Re: What Is Hamas, What Is Happening In Israel And Gaza Strip, And Other Questions by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:14pm On Oct 09, 2023
The truth is? If you asked me two or three years ago who to support, Iโ€™d have said: โ€œPalestineโ€. Without much of a second thought. Now if you ask me, Iโ€™ll tell you I simply do not know. Because I donโ€™t. Iโ€™m just sad at all the innocent deaths. And appalled at all the barbarism, the senseless slaighter, the brutal murders, the terrorism. Just support peace, call out atrocities on both sides and never, ever ignore terrorism. Even when itโ€™s โ€œyour sideโ€ doing it. I still have sympathy for Palestine, but it does not stop me from saying this: Hamas are terrorists on the level of ISIL and Al-Qaida and need to be eradicated.

Iโ€™m not sure if anyone can ever be truly โ€œneutralโ€ when regarding a conflict of this scale, this magnitude and complexity. I used to be all about easy answers but with age, I have come to realize there simply arenโ€™t any. Also note that two things can be true at once โ€” for instance, you could say: โ€œSome Israeliโ€™s like Ariel Sharon are rabid warmongers that commit war crimes and a lot of the settlers are scumโ€ and say at the same time: โ€œHamas and Hezbollah are disgusting terror groups that need to be exterminated like vermin until not a shred of them remainsโ€. Both are true.
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 3:11pm On Oct 09, 2023
aylipple:
ST is actually smarter than this & not tone deaf more reason I'm surprised he used one of the Presidential Jets to travel to Kano with his friends.

One, he has the money to hire a PJ to travel to anywhere in Nigeria if he wanted.

Two, his father, before becoming President owned & maintained an executive PJ; what happened to using that particular aircraft instead of the one paid for & maintained by hardworking & tax paying Nigerians?

This is indefensible & a slap on the faces of millions of Nigerians who are going through perhaps the roughest times of their lives. Let the poor breathe please!!
Tinubu stated it loud and clear that, DSS didn't allow him and his family to use any of their own private Jets, it's a safety measure and security protocol. Make una dey read nau. You all are educated, why are you people behaving like this?
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 3:09pm On Oct 09, 2023
Metalsmith:
Seyi should clear off public and social space. His father was voted on trust.He should maintain a low key life and not prsent his family as uncaring and opportunitstic leader. He should live a life of probity and role model for millions of other struggling youths in the country
So because hin father na president make Seyi no live in life? Abi na Seyi say make una dey carry camera up and down dey find his lapses? He never go anywhere make him post am. Na people wey no get work dey pokenose to d guy matter. Abeg make una let Seyi be.
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:26pm On Oct 09, 2023
Hpesoj:


Papa car?

Tinubu has a private jet. This is a Presidential jet. This jet is maintained and serviced using taxpayers money!
Tinubu stated it loud and clear that, DSS didn't allow him and his family to use any of their own private Jets, it's a safety measure and security protocol. Make una dey read nau. You all are educated, why are you people behaving like this?
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:23pm On Oct 09, 2023
nedekid:

Even the USA and UK with how rich those countries are, this cannot happen there. If the president's family uses a government jet for personal travels they pay for it.
U know maybe he pay? Moreover, family of the president can use Airforce 1 if they are on official visiting. Say something you know. It's there in their constitution

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:10pm On Oct 09, 2023
winner37:
Where on earth does this happened except Nigeria..
It happens in America, if it's an official visit, it also happen in UK as well.

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Politics / Re: What Is The PHCN Situation In Your Area? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:59pm On Oct 09, 2023
Here in Lokoja, very okay. Same at home in Abuja very very okay

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Celebrities / Re: Kylie Jenner Deletes Instagram Story Showing Support For Israel by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:05pm On Oct 09, 2023
Basic123:

Isreal has more Muslims than Christians

Use brains not emotions
U be mumu, is this world comprises of only Christian and Islamic religious only? Did I say she's a Christian? What if she's Jew and she decided to support her own? You no get sense aswear.
Celebrities / Re: Kylie Jenner Deletes Instagram Story Showing Support For Israel by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:56pm On Oct 08, 2023
Lol grin, is she afraid of Muslims?

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Culture / Re: Igbos Migrated From Ile-Ife - Ooni Of Ife by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:45pm On Oct 08, 2023
DrGoodman:
Oga, stop smoking naira marley hemp, try Seun kuti own, he's still buying from his father's supplier.
Who are you referring to as "Oga"?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 7th October 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:43pm On Oct 07, 2023
fergie001:
The kind of news on an avoidable Saturday.

Kyase Ray07 fuckingmallam45 vickyrotex crazygod openmine chikason22 openmine ebukahades10 angelfrost
Chelsea grin grin, Chelsea ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Travel / Re: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:53pm On Oct 03, 2023
finallybusy:
Their presence in the country is obviously the source of their wealth.

Dangote, Otedola and many oil CEOs canโ€™t handle their affairs from outside the country. Their Nigerian managers will run down their businesses. Glo would have long closed shop if Adenuga decided to run things from the USA. Ordinary supermarkets, the cashiers and attenders always steal, talk less of a company run by a CEO without a physical presence.
But that doesn't mean that if they all left you will automatically become wealthy. Their presence in Nigeria doesn't hinder you from being successful.
Politics / Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:43am On Oct 02, 2023
JetApartment:


He doesn't have SSCE either...dude said he didn't go to school because his parents were poor but suddenly claimed he inherited real estate from his 'poor' family. Only agbadorians are daft enough to believe his lies...grin grin grin grin
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ grin grin, my Belle oo. I laugh ooo. This comment funny die

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Politics / Re: FG In Talks With World Bank For Fresh $1.5 Billion Loan by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:07am On Oct 01, 2023
Loan? I thought they said the major reason why they removed subsidy was to prevent the need of borrowing loan? So what are they be doing with the money they got from subsidy so far? Can they even make account of it?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 30th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:03am On Oct 01, 2023
fergie001:

Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha

chikason22 openmine ebukahades10 Ray07 fuckingmallam45 vickyrotex Kyase dfrost crazygod angelfrost.... These are people who know football and they all know it's offside.

Look at it very well, Diaz was inches offsode, the goal was rightly chalked off.

Some people can be so emotional Sha๐Ÿ˜‚, wetin bring government and corrupt, come dis matter like dis? Football wey we dey watch to catch cruise ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿค”, nawa o๐Ÿคท
Abeg una help me see my own vickyrotex?
Politics / Re: Ex-President Obasanjo Prostrates For Olota Of Ota by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:43pm On Sep 27, 2023
Den don talk sense to baba head๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, Yoruba my tribe, we don't tolerate any nonsense. Now baba has realized his mistake, na to con apologize publicly remain like dis๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

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