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Education / Re: Arthur Eze Donates N200m To Azman University, Kano by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:52pm On Jul 17, 2023
RecentHistory:



Mike Adenuga spends more than that every year on Ofala festival.

He has been sponsoring Ofala festival since when your fathers were learning how to ride fanyogo bicycles.
Yeee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, my belle oo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2023
Lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, Dbull no go kill me with laugh oo. Dbull no go agree say na Talent e no get now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. He dey blame innocent masturbation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

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Politics / Re: Adamu Reveals Governor Akeredolu Is Incapacitated by Fuckingmallam45(m): 3:54pm On Jul 11, 2023
Puss360:
Nothing like wish him quick recovery... All these old men contesting for election...now time to rule well, sickness no gree you do work well.....
That's to show how unreasonable all these politicians are.... Now that He, his doctors, his family knows he is incapable of doing his job, why not resign as a Governor let deputy take over
But no, he will rather complete his tenure while on sick bed!!!!!
Oga dey calm down abeg, he has already relinquished all power to his deputy which is more or less than stepping down. What more did you want him to do? Moreover he became Ondo state Governor at the age of 59 or 60, same age Mr Peter Obi was, when vying for the highest political post in the Nation, but you saw nothing wrong with that. Is that not an hypocritical behavior exhibited by you?

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Politics / Re: VP Shettima Lands In Ibadan For 2023 Army Day Celebration (Video) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:40am On Jul 06, 2023
Shetti bobo๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅฐ, Shetti ika๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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Romance / Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In โ€˜Tech Languageโ€™ (Video) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2023
Slynation:
Hmmm.... what's amazing here, something she was reading out aloud via ChatGPT!!
The thing surprised me oo.
Romance / Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In โ€˜Tech Languageโ€™ (Video) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
But she read it from her mobile device, what if she wasn't the one that composed it?

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Phones / Re: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:12pm On Jul 03, 2023
Nonsoco80:
Senseless post
Small boy you have been noticed, you can craw back to your hole now. Mumu
Phones / Re: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:08am On Jul 03, 2023
BrutusOj:
You are still showing yourself to be one of the tribal bigots here. Grow up!!!!
Okay sir
Religion / Re: Osun Priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Olokun Omolara Threatened By Muslim Group by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:04am On Jul 03, 2023
Dshocker:
Kwara state used to be a Yoruba state, but currently, the Fulanis have taken over and nobody made pim in the entire southwest.
Kwara state is not located in SW region, so what are you expecting us to say. Last time I checked, Kwara is in NC
Phones / Re: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:55am On Jul 03, 2023
samsard:
Nairaland now is ethnic & religious mudslinging. Even political/economic issues that can be discussed critically become watered down to insults on Tinubu, Obi, and Atiku. It's like everyone has become a bitter and thoughtless machine.
Well, there was a tribe that started it first. Believing that they have Monopoly of cyberbullying and harassment. It's typical of them to be sending messages that can be intimidating or threatening in nature. But they forget that there's another tribe that owns the Media ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ, I come in peace ๐Ÿ™
Phones / Re: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:46am On Jul 03, 2023
You don't even need to go setting. You will see easybuy app in that phone. Before people normally wipe the app away. But now, den no fit do am oo, if u never pay ur money finish, nothing den go do, the app go dey there. I stand to be corrected tho.

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Politics / Re: Ex-Minister Of Finance, Zainab Ahmed Lands World Bank Job by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:52am On Jul 03, 2023
We4all:
After stealing out money, they will still end up with higher positions. In this life, just strive to be on top as nobody really cares how you made it there.
Wallai boss, in all what you do, don't go broke oo, den no send you, nobody send you.
Politics / Re: Usman Ododo Says He Is A Married Woman (Video) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:59am On Jun 26, 2023
Weedhustler:
Kogi state d most backward state In present Nigeria...their state capital be like one village for Lagos state.
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Crime / Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:40am On Jun 26, 2023
JooEeL:


Doesnt it happen in pakistan, indonesia, egypt, afghanistan, iran, nigeria?

So whats paining u? U want to have ur cake and eat it right?
What about Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Turkey etc, are these countries not Muslim countries? Did you hear anything of such there?
Crime / Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:34am On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
Why are muslims always behaving like animals.
Nigeria need to wipe all this religions away, if not this nonsense will escalate to big war in this country just that christians are quiet and only good at making noise.
Muslim or Northern Muslims? Why una no dey use common sense before una comment like dis??

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Travel / Re: Cruise Boat Capsizes In Calabar River, 11 Rescued, 3 Still Missing by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:44pm On Jun 25, 2023
elpochas:
So after dat Titanic submarine fatal News, men still get mind to enter boat go cruise.May the missing ones be found.
Bros ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, let me explain something to you for future purposes. Titan submersibleโ€, not Titanic submarine. The vessel itself is called The Titan, it went down to visit The Titanic wreck. A submarine is an independent vessel used for multiple different purposes, while a submersible is dependent on its mother ship and has only one purpose.

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Politics / Re: New Chief Of Army Staff Reshuffles Top Military Command & Makes New Appointments by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:30pm On Jun 25, 2023
SpatialKing:


Seems you are a fool or something

The current Chief of Defence Communication
Major General EN Njoku is someone related to me
I was being curious to know where he was redeploy to so I could reach to him and congratulate him because he is of same set with the new COAS....
His name wasn't mentioned in the list above.

You are here playing the tribal card..

You think Nigerian Army is a tribal organization?
Nigerian Army is not a Yoruba organization
Is one of the most diverse organizations in Nigeria

Analysis the names of the Generals mentioned above you will discover that Igbo general were placed and elevated into good portfolios this is coming from a Yoruba COAS..

You Yorubas and Tinubu supporters should stop seeing everything as a tribal war..

See the way you all embarrassed yourselves under Ngozi Iweala post when the woman literally posted the pictures with presidents according to the time she met them in the conference..

I hate and dislike Tinubu as a person but I don't have anything against his tribe.



Actually, you don't need all these shalaye at all. It's important to note that tribal conflicts or cards as you put it, are not unique to Africa, and similar conflicts can be found in other parts of the world. However, the specific causes and dynamics of these conflicts can vary widely depending on the region and the cultural, political, and economic context in which they occur. The context we are talking about here is " you hating Tinubu a Yoruba man for no reason" hence reason why the person( Yoruba man as well) quoted you with those words, which is normal.

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Politics / Re: Come Home To Invest, Soludo Begs Anambra Businessmen In Lagos by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:22am On Jun 24, 2023
DaveHarry:
Soludo wan open Lagos yansh now. If d Igbos leave Lagos, Lagos will be like sambisa forest. Yorubas sabi do business but not like igbos
They won't even dare to leave, Monday sit at home, no investors will ever take such a risk. UGM as well, so many factors are there for them to stay in Lagos. What about foreign investors that are waiting for any available chances in Lagos, let them leave nau, let see who is going to feel the effect. You think Igbos like Cubana chief , Obi Cubana, and so many of them like that don't know what they're doing? Poor Igbos will just open their wide mouths to say rubbish, people that sells galas and lacaseras, want to dictate to the wealthy Igbos.

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Politics / Re: Come Home To Invest, Soludo Begs Anambra Businessmen In Lagos by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:12am On Jun 24, 2023
Those one fit come home. U forget Monday sit at home, make den con behead them abi. Abeg leave them alone. SW is the most safest place now.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Bola Tinubu Attended And Graduated From Chicago State University by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:53am On Jun 24, 2023
paramakina202:


This is a huge opportunity for Tinubu to clear himself before the law court that indeed he went to chicago state university.thats all.
Clear himself for what? Whoever that have problem with that should head to the school and make clarification by himself. Shikena
Music/Radio / Re: What Is That New Song You Just Can't Get Off Your Head Right Now... by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:38am On Jun 24, 2023
Hypocrite, see all of Dem dey mention foreign music ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, lie kill una there๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Releases Obafemi Hamzat's USA Naturalization Records by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:38pm On Jun 23, 2023
backtovillage:

Is David a Yoruba man?
How is an Edo boy becomes a Yoruba boy?
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Releases Obafemi Hamzat's USA Naturalization Records by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:35pm On Jun 23, 2023
Ofunaofu:
I think at this material time, the APC need to call The LP to a round table discussion, a give and take agreement should be put forward. The terms of the agreement will be either the APC and Tinubu agree to relinquish Lagos State to the LP and retain the presidency or the relinquish the presidency to they LP and retain Lagos State.

Failure to put these forward will certainly lead to the APC and Tinubu losing both the presidency and the Lagos State puting into consideration the avalanche of indicting documents against the APC both at presidential and lagos State gubernatorial election tribunal.
As I read this comment, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, I just dey laugh, which kind mumu talk be dis nau.
Politics / Re: Tackle Corruption With Asset Declaration โ€“ John Mahama Urges Tinubu by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:50am On Jun 23, 2023
Bringbackmandat:
see animal talking. What is wrong if a Ghanaian help your country to grow? People like you cannot afford 2 square meal but you are insulting a man that want to help you and your generation.
Has Ghanaians helped themselves to grow first?
Phones / Re: How Much Of A Yearly Salary One Needs To Spend To Afford An iPhone-14-Pro 128GB by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:31pm On Jun 21, 2023
Wildkat02:


Oh yes! Actually Iโ€™m a successful medical practitioner with a house in PH and Lagos. Two wives whom I take good care of and a surname that opens doors for my wives and kids.

Foolz like u with cheap data think everyone on nairaland is as stupid and poor like you are. Morรดn.

I doubt if you are truly a medical practitioner. A medical practitioner as acclaimed by you won't drop his/her moral standards far enough to say something bad or unpleasant like this. Can't imagine any learned person would stoop so low to act like this.

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Health / Re: Nigeria: Youths Appetite For Drug Abuse Growing โ€“ Dr Otorkpa by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:46pm On Jun 21, 2023
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Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:19pm On Jun 20, 2023
Grizzly bear, every time.

Grizzly bears are predators. Apex predators. Apart from the occasionally well armed human, thereโ€™s nothing that goes after them.

Armaments:

Grizzlys are 600lbs, with 4 sets of 2โ€“4in claws, and a set of equally deadly teeth. It stands around 4 - 5 feet at the shoulder, and can raise itself to (the average) 9ft. Physically they have fat and fur and a body designed to fight other grizzlies (as well as survive nightmarish winters). The clock in at about 35mph top speed, equal to the typically

Gorillas are approx 350lbs, with fingered hands and opposible thumbs. Unfornatuely, while they can be quite dexterous, they canโ€™t utilize any combat-worthy throwing ability (1) (that is, throwing rocks/debris with accuracy and power). They knuckle walk at about 4ft to the shoulder, but raise up to about 5.5ft in defensive situations. Though the gorilla has large incisors for a herbivore, they are less than optimal for this situation. Running speed is comparable to a human with less long range endurance.

Result:

These are very much in the bears favor. Better armament, larger mass, greater height, all disadvantage the (in a vacuum) intimidating silverback.
You see that Anaconda ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, sope otilor๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Politics / Re: Service Chiefs: The Package Came With All The 'isms' - Sowore by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:28am On Jun 20, 2023
tabaralph:


Trust me on this,?sowore will mess up any appointment given to him, so arrogant and disrespectful,?once he smoke his weed finish he no dey even recognise his mother.
He's also foolish as well.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:06pm On Jun 18, 2023
Nigeriagood:
no wahala , mention three better players in the Nigerian league
Ademola Lookman
Henry Onyekuru

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:58pm On Jun 18, 2023
Nigeriagood:
if they don't call them then mention three players they should call
Oga forget, so we no get local players to replace them? In a country of over 240 millions population, are you saying we don't have vibrant players to replace those guys playing aimlessly?

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Shettima Appologises For Muslim Comment by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:59am On Jun 18, 2023
oluwaseunamos33:
But he's saying the truth while apologizing
For peace to reign, that's one of the character of a good leader.

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Education / Re: Lasu Law Student, Aminat Yusuf Graduates With 5.0, Breaking 40 Year Old Record by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2023
Suspect33:
She should volunteer to help Timubu in the PEPT, Obi and atiku's lawyers want to strangle him out of aso rock grin grin
Normal normal, you no get sense nau

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