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Education / Re: Lasu Law Student, Aminat Yusuf Graduates With 5.0, Breaking 40 Year Old Record by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:54pm On Jun 17, 2023
It's not an easy fit, nearly 20 years I told my sister that law school and obtaining a law degree is far more about your work ethic than about any level of intelligence you were born with. A law degree is not easy in that it requires a tremendous amount of hard and dedicated work. But, intellectually, it is not that difficult if you are reasonably intelligent (which you presumably are if you’ve been admitted to law school) and you put in the requisite work.
Congrats Hajia, you have made us proud. But 500k is that not infinitesimal amount?

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Food / Re: We Are Aware Of Chef Dammy’s Cooking Marathon, Willing To Review Evidence - GWR by Fuckingmallam45(m): 2:37pm On Jun 16, 2023
muykem:
It is well. I have read a lot of GWR rules on this platform. Only God knows where they are getting those rules from.
Even me I'm confused as well😂😂, is like those people are working directly with GWR😂

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Religion / Re: Video Of Happie Boys Apologizing To OPM Pastor While Rejecting His Latest Offer. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:42pm On Jun 16, 2023
grin😂😂, den say den no need hin tithes and offerings. He say I no knw for una oo😂, but me oo I no dey go back to Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Srushti Jagtap Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Dancing Marathon Record by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:08pm On Jun 14, 2023
Geekop:


Infact, that came to mind when I saw this.
How long did she danced for then??
Her own record has not been broken yet. In 2006, Kaffy led her dance group to break the Guinness Book of Record for "[b]Longest Dance Party" [/b]after they danced for 55hours and 40minutes. These are two different records.

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Celebrities / Re: Srushti Jagtap Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Dancing Marathon Record by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:07pm On Jun 14, 2023
Penguins1:
This particular record was once held by our very own Kafayat Shaffau AKA Kaffydance
Her own record has not been broken yet. In 2006, Kaffy led her dance group to break the Guinness Book of Record for "Longest Dance Party" after they danced for 55hours and 40minutes. These are two different records.

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Travel / Re: What Is Really Wrong With Us Ooo?- Nigerian Man Asks Aba Residents by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:05pm On Jun 14, 2023
Depriest2020:
Don't blame the residents, blame the government. The government don't provide waste disposal point where you can trash 🗑️ your bin. No waste disposal motor comes to carry the waste for disposal.

I visited Enugu during the government of Sullivan Chime, I saw how clean everywhere was, thier were disposal point, a law was placed that is you dispose your waste indiscriminately you would be arrested, you pay a fine of 50k or go to jail for 2-3months. Everyone kept to that rule, because there was a disposal point and also you would be fined if you don't adhere to the law. Even in your gutter if there's dirt, the building in it's front would be fined.

It made the residents to be on the lookout for those who will dispose indiscriminately into Thier gutter, they ask the person to pack it or report him/her to the task force officials. The family I visited, even though the disposal point was a bit far from thier home, they kept to the rule by taking thier dirt to the disposal point.

Can you people ever take responsibility? Always putting the blame on somebody. The reason the world is contaminated with negativity is because it's easier to be negative than to be positive. People are always blaming something for their failure.

If they're not blaming their parents, they're blaming their upbringing or their school, or the government. They're blaming everything else except themselves.

If you blame everything and everyone except yourself, your brain will go into recession, so there will be no progress on your part.
Food / Re: Professor Abayomi, FUOYE VC Visits Chef Dammy (Video, Photos) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:49pm On Jun 13, 2023
inoki247:
She no get her own brain na Copycat she dey du...


Nigerians and overdoing things them wan turn this one to POS business also....
Oga rest abeg, even Baci no copy person ni, abi na she be the first to do am?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:07pm On Jun 10, 2023
Angelfrost:


Sir Ratcliffe will be worse than Todd Boehly of Chelsea as I dey look am...!

Arabs attract a huge deal of goodwill and success!

Man City
PSG
Newcastle
You see, those guys get mind to spend money nau
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:03pm On Jun 10, 2023
Angelfrost:


Na only una keep Treble between unaself!

Una too much! grin

Man United fans should pressure those Glazers to sell to the Arabs na!

Oil Money will really help you guys go a long way!
Honestly boss, that sheilk Jasmin don try abeg, those fool won sell the club for that useless Sir Rat, e be like d man na English Man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
Angelfrost:
Hearty congratulations to Man City and Pep Guardiola!

Welcome Man City to UCL league of champions! Welcome to the Treble league too!

Manchester is doing well!

Pep Guardiola is the undisputed King of Coaches!!! What a Man! What a Legend!! cool
We are Manchester, we are doing well 😂🚶🚶💪💪

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2023
Hatrick01:
Inter, abeg make una give us Onana, martinez make we give una kepa, pulisic and leave lukaku for una as Jara grin grin grin
Chelsea don con useless reach the extent wey una dey beg for Martinez of all player?😂😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:31pm On Jun 10, 2023
Lukaku block dat fine goal again, who are the people agitating for Lukaku to enter the other time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:27pm On Jun 10, 2023
Abeg Lukaku na one useless guy oo😂😂, baba just busy dey produce oil for body 😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:23pm On Jun 10, 2023
Why is inter useless like dis 😔😔
Politics / Re: Shettima To Senators-elect: Nigeria’s Stability More Important Than Our Pockets by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:04pm On Jun 10, 2023
Manny21:
Just say you want a National Assembly you can control
Even if he can control them, in as much as Nigeria stability is their utmost priorities. It's okay bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:31pm On Jun 10, 2023
Dexy4yah:

Lukaku is inform than Dzeko.
Had it been lukaku is a white player...nzagi wouldn't have been benching him.

Anyways, they gonna win tonight grin
Racist mentality again

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:31pm On Jun 10, 2023
De bruyne tilor😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:34pm On Jun 10, 2023
I pray make man City no kill inter today

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Family / Re: Urgent Advice Needed To Protect My Mum From Depression. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:19pm On Jun 09, 2023
Avoid cliches, please. Telling someone in the depth of despair that “everything happens for a reason” or “it will pass” isn’t helpful. Nor will lies like “lots of people care about you”, or “you have lots of friends”.

Ultimately there is nothing to “always” say to someone in depression. Words won’t help.

What you can do is show you care and are there for them, with your actions.

Visit them, help get the dishes done, help clean the bathroom, take out their garbage, offer to make them a bubble bath. Take them a nice soft blanket to snuggle up in. A new set of pillows can make someone’s whole month. They won’t ask for help, even when they need it. But know that in the depth of a severe depression, doing anything at all takes herculean effort.

Depression causes a lot of physical pain. Helping someone be more comfortable is one of the best things you can do. They don’t have the strength, energy or motivation to clean, tidy or cook a decent meal. Take them for dinner or make them something they like to eat. Don’t ask them how they are. Instead, talk about things that you did, a bird you saw that day, a funny conversation with someone. If they want to talk, they will, but don’t push.

Often just spending time sitting beside someone watching tv can be enough. They may not respond but that kind of gesture means the world. My friends all vanished within a couple of years of me getting sick. Just one person caring enough to keep in touch and come visit even once every week or two would have meant the world. I have one friend who comes by for about 1/2 hour once a year. Even that, I appreciate, because it means I still exist to them.

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Celebrities / Re: "New Cat With Grammy”: Fans React After Davido Called Burna Boy 'New Cat' by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2023
Lol😂😂, I think I’ll fall into the category of people who don't care about celebrities. And a large number of my friends would too.

I don’t have any favourite athletes / actors / singers - in fact, most are just vague names / faces to me that I might have come across on TV / news / online.

If you’re wondering why:

They’re just humans like us. I see no reason to worship them. I can still appreciate the work of those who are highly talented; that doesn’t mean I’ll make heroes of them.
They have no relevance to my life - I don’t see the point of investing my time and energy in people who don’t know of my existence (and quite naturally, wouldn’t care)
I have a lot of other things to do - and this gives me much more time and energy for them.
I don’t get any enjoyment out of following them.
I’m not a journalist, so it’s not my job - hence I don’t make a living out of it.
I don’t get my motivation by looking at other people.
I don’t judge people who do care about celebrities either. Many of my friends idolize celebrities; we get along just fine.

And if I was a fan of a celebrity, I definitely wouldn’t stop being one after reading an answer like this.

I think it makes perfect sense to care about them if -

It gives you genuine enjoyment
You depend on it for your living
Or it adds value to your life in any way whatever.
If celebrity worshipping doesn’t make you better off though, it might be a good idea to think about why you’re doing it.

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Celebrities / Re: Iya Gbonkan Receives A Car Gift From A Fan (Video, Photos) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:32am On Jun 09, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Omo, I no know say this lady short like this!
Hope say she get money for maintenance and fueling oo?
Na that one even dey important pass. No be say she go come abandon am for house.
You can also help her in fueling the car
Politics / Re: Complete List Of Lagos State House Of Assembly Members by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:30am On Jun 08, 2023
hashtagged:


I am not from Lagos but I assumed the Yoruba Christian states were Lagon, info, to and the Yoruba Muslim states were Kwara. While ekiti and Ogun being split between them.
Then you know nothing about the spread of religion in Yoruba kingdom, this your analysis is baseless and invalid. You must have vast knowledge about certain things before you discuss such a thing, if not, people will see you as a gullible person.

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Politics / Re: Complete List Of Lagos State House Of Assembly Members by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:22am On Jun 08, 2023
hashtagged:
Many Muslims for a Christian state
Christian state you said? You must be dreaming, moreover you can't divide Yorubas along religion line, it's not possible. Either they are Christian or Muslim, in as much as they are all Yorubas, we are okay with that.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Toke Makinwa Ignore Each Other At Lagos Party by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
MissOpe:

So because person big pass me, mk I dey ass lick up and down?

Dey play grin
Opeyemi calm down

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Blames Devil For Rift With Oyetola, Seeks Forgiveness. by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:20pm On Jun 07, 2023
What makes politics so dirty, in my opinion, is that so many people treat it as a “game” in the first place. Politics is supposed to be about serving your country and your fellow man. Different philosophies and ideologies may lead different people to try different things, but the end goal of making the country and its citizens a better place should never change.

Unfortunately, for many politicians it has become a game, and therefore the end goal for them is to win the game (e.g., get and stay elected). Win at all costs, regardless of who gets hurt in the process and regardless if the interests of your constituents and country are actually served or not.

For too many people, politics is a game, and a zero-sum game at that (meaning there can be only one winner). That, by its very nature, make.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Toke Makinwa Ignore Each Other At Lagos Party by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:18pm On Jun 07, 2023
Woman wahala. But Tiwa level pas Toke nau. Arrogant no allow Toke know her level again?

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Travel / Re: Dark Side Of Rome; Life Of Undocumented Immigrants In Italy by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2023
Abeg get that University certificate before u japa oo. Maybe that one go open small way for you.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Takes Daughter, Imade To Swimming by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:02pm On Jun 06, 2023
People never learn, until they learn the hard way.

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Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala List Positions Tinubu Should Not Appoint Politicians To Occupy by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:59pm On Jun 04, 2023
Judolisco:
What of finance minister
That position is also sensitive, a vibrant technocrat should take over the position. My cent, but we can only suggest, the mandatory belong to Mr President
Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala List Positions Tinubu Should Not Appoint Politicians To Occupy by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:56pm On Jun 04, 2023
Lincton:
Let him keep his advice for his pay master. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu doesn't need instructions from him.
President doesn't know it all, that young man over there gave a solid and outstanding advice. After all, he's a Nigerian before he became member of pdp party. His opinion shouldn't be thrown out of the gutter.
Education / Re: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
Davidson1010:
At the end of the day, these once won't be given opportunity to near the corridor of power, rather...
Why should they near the corridor of power?
Did Mark Zuckerberg, Satya Nadella, Sundar Pichai etc near the corridor of power? These young and vibrant children you're seeing today, have their potentials to lead the technological world tommorow. They don't need to become the president, governor or what ever.

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Politics / Re: Judges Order Peter Obi’s Legal Team To Go Home by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:13pm On Jun 01, 2023
toujurs:
You are fool, guy. No wonder you are poor and struggling to feed.

You supported tinubu, but don't support subsidy removal.. You are daft guy.

The subsidy removal, was what Goodluck Jonathan wanted to do long ago, but fools like you supported Buhari and campaigned against Goodluck.

By now Nigerians would have gotten used to the removal, if Goodluck was allowed to remove this subsidy.

Very daft youth, no wonder most companies don't value Nigerian graduates.
Just take a look at this fool, fool that allows the mistake of the past defined his present. You better have a life. As you can see did I look like I'm hungry? I'm okay in life ogbeni.

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