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Celebrities / Re: β€œGo To Station And Report Yourself” β€” Bella Shmurda Replied Naira Marley by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:55pm On Sep 27, 2023
BigYash:
In this country en,the less you see ,the more you look.. You fit reverse the statement,if e dey confuse you.. cool If Bella is asking his boss to report himself,it means Bella knows that Naira has a hand in Mohbad’s murder
Bella did not work for Naira, neither did Naira sign him to his record label, so how did Naira Marley becomes Bella boss? Abeg tell me I won learn. Bella is a stupid boy that is using someone else's misfortune to chase clout.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Named Chair, CAP-A Board Of Directors by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:05am On Sep 27, 2023
Prenonjebose:

The position is administrative not technical. There are persons in the technical team involved in the day to day formulation of policies, innovations and best practices who are geologists, geographers, climatologists etc. His position is more of giving political will to the course. The global warming campaign is as political as it is scientific.
Even if it is an administrative position, that position is meant for someone who have knowledge about that Field. Did you even know what it takes to chair a group? Talk more of international group like that. His position is to oversee and supervise everything that are going on over there. They need someone that is verse in knowledge, someone that knows everything about that Field. The position is for
meteorologist, geographist, or a space technologist .
Not a professor of law.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace EFL Cup (3 - 0) On 26th Sept 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:21pm On Sep 26, 2023
FashionCookie:
This match will give the guys the much needed morale. GGMU!
Una don start, which morale?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Sent Me Packing After Infecting Me With HIV; Pregnant 19yrs Teen by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:09pm On Sep 24, 2023
19 years πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„, ahhh o wrong nau

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 24th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 4:54pm On Sep 24, 2023
fergie001:

I don't know what you are talking about, Kyase Ray07 fuckingmallam45, do you people know what he is talking about?

Les galacticos, we are going for the ucl.
LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…, I no get anything to talk for this matter oo. But the word "manage won" shouldn't be used for a team that have many of its key players injured.
Crime / Re: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:01am On Sep 24, 2023
Bunkbars:
The biggest mistake Nigerians made was to elect this Apc government.

Our mumu is too much
So na APC say make den falsely accused someone? Why una dey always reason like dis for dis country? The act was totally wrong, we all know, but puting the blame on APC doesn't seem to make sense to me.

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Crime / Re: Money Ritual: Police Nab Five In Possession Of Human Skull In Niger by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:15am On Sep 23, 2023
JoeyNaza:
What is funny is that, in cases of this nature. The ritual doctor is usually an Alfa ( Islamic cleric ).

I keep wondering how the religion intersects with ritualism. We don't see this with Arab Muslims
We call it Asiri, wo Ogun wa ooo. Even for Arab world they also use Asiri, but since u are not there with them, u might not know

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2023
maestroferddi:
Man U, very bad idea to try to charge Bayern Munich who will wait for your average players to run out of gas and punish you very well...
Very stupid of 10hang to say

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:39pm On Sep 20, 2023
Kyase:
Make onana go rest abeg

Use the second keeper
U get mind go watch dat match bro, boss u be strong man ooπŸ‘ŠπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2023
xynerise:
If Onana no concede 100+ goals this season make I know wetin happen grin grin
Very useless keeper

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 16th September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:23pm On Sep 16, 2023
chikason22:
Doing Paul Heyman of WWE style.
Ladies and gentlemennn my name is Chikason, and I am a special advocate for roll call for all football lovers Nairaland branch. And a special council to all my beloved Liverpool fans here on NL.
It's another footballing weekend and it's.
FT. WOLVERHAMPTON 1:3 LIVERPOOL

hope You All Are Fully Entertained

Maybe not for thoseeee. Lemme don't talk.
πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Have a sweet and wonderful weekend guys.
😎😎
My comrade, you're doing well πŸ‘πŸ’―β£οΈ, 10hang think say because he get bald head, and that makes him in PepπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…,
Politics / Re: Marrying Yoruba Woman Gave Me Political Advantage β€” Idimogu by Fuckingmallam45(m): 7:16pm On Sep 16, 2023
Angelfrost:
Most Yorubas and Hausas are actually very accommodating and non-discriminatory...!

Once they accept you, you get almost the same respect and privileges as their own tribesmen.

This spirit of nationhood should be studied and adopted by other ethnicities.
Angelfrost for the first time, you said something worth amazing about Yoruba. You wey I Know say u no like Yoruba.
Lexy go even dey ask neck breaking questions πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Buried With Neck & Head Bent Inside A Small Coffin by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:39pm On Sep 14, 2023
Emmychem:

Yoruba Muslim is different from Hausa Muslim
Say something you have knowledge about bro. There's nothing like Yoruba Muslim being different here, the late alafin wasn't buried with casket, the late soundsultan wasn't buried with casket, the late Bobrisky Dad wasn't buried with casket, and many more which I can't mention. Now tell me, were all these people not Yoruba Muslims? were they Hausas? Mohbad is not a Muslim, he doesn't have any single Muslim name, his parents are not Muslim, the "moh" in his name was coined from "Imole" his third name.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ousted Bongo Released, Granted Permission To Travel Abroad For Treatment by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:46pm On Sep 07, 2023
quisera:
Blood is thicker than water
So they said πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sports / Re: Louis Van Gaal: 'There Was A Deliberate Intention To Make Messi World Champion' by Fuckingmallam45(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2023
Angelfrost:
If any team deserved that World Cup title, it was Argentina... It had absolutely nothing to do with Messi sef.

The team was excellent all around...!


I think it ought to be beneath Mr. LVG to make such childish and unguarded comments, especially when his team has never really stepped up in major competitions... His reign in Man United further cements his average standing as a coach.
He was one of the problem that cemented us into this shameful state, yet the idiot is vomiting rubbish

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Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Rail Begins Operation (vid) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 12:27pm On Sep 04, 2023
Eko for show

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:42pm On Sep 03, 2023
Very shameful, very very shameful 🚢🚢🚢
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:19pm On Sep 03, 2023
VAR don kill us ooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:08pm On Sep 03, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Nothing wey anybody wan tell me, Arsenal juss wan draw this match..πŸ˜‚.

Cause Man United is too useless in this match for Arsenal to still be stuck at one goal.
Even Arsenal useless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:03pm On Sep 03, 2023
Who be dat small boy wey we just buy? He think say na YouTube he dey? Make he use sense ooπŸ’ͺπŸ‘ no joy oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 6:00pm On Sep 03, 2023
Maguire the most experience defender. See as baba dey use experience for all those small Arsenal players den πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:58pm On Sep 03, 2023
Nteogwuija:


Martial is the only forward player there.

Hojlund is just returning from injury
Make he enter like that sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2023
dfrost:


Questions should be what is Martial still doing in Man Utd? 🀦
Better question boss, no penalty oo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:44pm On Sep 03, 2023
But 10hag mumu oo, wetin Martial still dey do for Field?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:44am On Sep 03, 2023
Ovasize:
For the past 6yrs Man United has not beaten Arsenal at Emirate, Arsenal remains the only team that has beaten Man United more than any other team in the world 74times. if you add today it will be 75 grin grin grin

In football, history has a way of repeating itself.






Leave Man U matter abeg, help that ur fellow Arsenal fan asap, before the guy go die of hunger. Hungerbad oo (RIP legend)

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 11:41am On Sep 03, 2023
Great100000:
Arsenal 2

Vs

Manchester United 2
If una don go carry una rubbish bet, una go con dey predict one useless scorelines. If Man U no win today en, make I see wetin cause am🚢🚢🚢
GGMU

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 27th August 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 8:24pm On Aug 27, 2023
chikason22:

Thanks man.
Wow!! Despite the red card
Dfrost Fuckingmallam45 kyase wordson Ebukahades make una come see something
Una try jaree, I doff for una oo

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TV/Movies / Re: 10 Things You Probably Missed In Jagun Jagun by Fuckingmallam45(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2023
Una don start to dey pick fault from someone else achievement.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:44pm On Aug 26, 2023
Kyase:


More reason we need Sheikh Jessim, not that Chelsea fan Ratman
Wallai, I agree with u boss, we need someone that is ready to spend on that club

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:38pm On Aug 26, 2023
Kyase:


By Christmas, I no expect to see them as united owners sha
18 years ago we were taken over and overnight we went from debt free to being Β£550 million pounds in debt. The debt has never been lower than Β£300 million pounds despite generating an average Β£389 million pounds every season in revenue. It is estimated that approx Β£1.4 billion has gone to service the debt (interest, set up fees, service fees, penalties etc) and the Glazer kiddies have personally pocketed between Β£400 and Β£600 million and our debt is around Β£900 million (550 million plus outstanding transfer fees and add on’s) the ground and training complex need between 1 and 2 billion to bring them back to an acceptable standard and thats before investing in the team. Thats what 18 years has done. How many more years do we want to give these parasetic blood sucking scumbags?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:29pm On Aug 26, 2023
Angelfrost:


Egbon, until Man United comot from the hands of those American bastards (Glazers), nothing for the club.

The fans need to start boycotting games... And compel even English PM to force those fools to sell.

After all, they managed to push Abramovich out of Chelsea.
Well they taken out upwards of 2 billion and left the club with 800 million in debt when previously debt was zero. They haven't put a single penny into the club. So I totally agree with you bossπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:15pm On Aug 26, 2023
Angelfrost:


Let's go through the list of coaches you have had...

David Moyes
Louis Van Gaal
Jose Mourinho
Ole Soljkaer
Michael Carrick
Ralf Ragnick
...now Erik Ten Hag


... Please, which of these is unworthy to coach your club?!!

ETH will be sacked before the season ends...

Who will suffer next?!! Luis Enrique?!! Zidane?!! Ancellotti?!! Pep Guardiola?!!

See ehn.... Call Ferguson out of retirement, add Wenger and Pep as assistants, this United will still struggle. Facts!

You know why?!! You don't have a responsible club ownership and management.
Let Glazer's family go, then ETH should follow suit, you will now see the transformation. Even under the family, Mourinho did absolutely well. His performance was outstanding.

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