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RomanceRe: What Is The Instrument Used To Measure Love? by fuckshit: 1:04pm On Apr 12, 2015
Basildvalour:
MONEYMETER

Watch the level of love when the meter drops...LOVE DROPS

...And watch the level of lovel when the meter increases....LOVE HIKES

#MyOpinionThough grin
gbam!! OP there's your fücking answer; since you fücking want to know what fücking instrument to use to measure LOVE;
I'll fücking suggest you go with the “MONEYMETER" grin grin
RomanceRe: How Are The Girls Of Akwa-ibom! Planning To Relocate There by fuckshit: 12:43pm On Apr 12, 2015
them ladies are fücking awesome; if it's sєx; preparing delicious meals; Tender Loving Care; they sure do know how to fücking take care of a man; you'll fücking love it there; grin grin
RomanceRe: HE Had Sex With His Crush On Their 1st Date, "Should He Take Her Serious? by fuckshit: 6:08pm On Apr 11, 2015
OP, fücking tell your “friend" to fücking keep the lady; it's fücking obvious she likes him too; who fücking knows; some fücking good could come out of it grin grin
RomanceRe: MUST A MAN KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE TO A GIRL? by fuckshit: 5:50pm On Apr 11, 2015
Nneka123:
Who propose to a woman standing up? shocked


Only nl guys undecided


Kneeling down to propose to a lady shows respect and that you're ready for Fatherhood and all that.

It even makes the response from the lady fast and easy cheesy
naw!!! fücking disagree grin grin
RomanceRe: MUST A MAN KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE TO A GIRL? by fuckshit: 5:48pm On Apr 11, 2015
Tallesty1:
As her bf you are supposed to know if the ministry is heading the permanent site.

Kneeling down is useless.

Give her family a surprise visit.

After kneeling down and her family or your family says NO and mean u guys will start running around like a rabbit on heat.

Kneel down kor, prostrate ni
fücking lovely; fücking nice one; grin grin
RomanceRe: Advantages Of Dating An Older Woman. by fuckshit: 5:41pm On Apr 11, 2015
now here's one fücking piece of interesting shїt; fücking awesome; OP I fücking doff my hat to you; grin grin
RomanceRe: He Has Had Sex With Women That Are Older Than Him. "Do U Think He Has A Problem? by fuckshit: 5:28pm On Apr 11, 2015
fücking ride on; you ain't got no fücking problem; grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by fuckshit: 9:27pm On Apr 07, 2015
fücking interesting grin grin
RomanceRe: 5 Things You Can Do While Waiting For Mr Right by fuckshit: 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2015
fücking nice one; just fücking love number 3, fücking fascinating grin grin
RomanceRe: 4 Important Lessons In Relationships by fuckshit: 11:38am On Apr 06, 2015
fücking lovely writeup; for me one fücking area one should equally consider is growing in love;
So the question is: how do you grow in love rather than remain in the “fall in love" stage?

Before you can begin growing in love with a person; fücking acknowledge whether you are focusing more on what you don’t have in a relationship rather than on the positive things you could be fücking building, enhancing & promoting within yourself.

The idea of growth brings forth the fücking idea of preparation. A seed can only begin to fücking grow into a beautiful flower, once it has been properly cared for: pretreated with good soil, consistent watering, sufficient sunlight & fücking tender loving care.
A neglected seed rarely yields fruit & if by fücking chance it does, the roots will be fücking weak, the leaves will be fücking straggly & the stem will be bent rather than fücking growing straight up.

Growing in love comes when two people who are sure & confident in themselves come together naturally & have room & time enough to grow in the fücking flowerpot of love.

Whereas, two fücking insecure, broken people joining together becomes a fücking recipe for falling pieces; attitude, personality & values; not fitting together too well.

So before falling head first into a fücking puddle of love, ask yourself:

Am I operating on my fücking feelings rather than the facts?
Am I properly fücking nurtured to take on a relationship at this time?
Am I fücking prepared to grow up or to grow wrong? grin grin
RomanceRe: Letter To My "SINGLE" Friends by fuckshit: 8:35am On Apr 06, 2015
fücking nice one OP; fücking good words of encouragement grin grin
RomanceRe: Shameful Habits Ladies Possess That Will Make Their Boyfriend Dump Them by fuckshit: 5:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
so fücking true; number 3 is now a fücking social norm with some ladies; grin grin
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And His Wife Dancing While Korede Bello Performs by fuckshit: 3:32pm On Apr 05, 2015
just fücking captivating; am all smiles here grin grin
RomanceRe: Other Reasons For Getting Married by fuckshit: 1:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
rexericx:
Others minus true luv or it sud just be based on true luv
from my fücking angle; true love & “others"; to a certain extent “others" helps true love grow; to me this is the fücking crux of the issue growing in love; which is what certain relationships fücking lack today; leaving that stage of “falling inlove" to fücking “growing in love" together.

by others, I am not just referring to money alone here; motive is one; Our fücking motives can influence how we fücking feel about our intimate relationship,

Trust; how fücking trusting we are of our partner & even what we hope to gain from each other

Understanding; this can fücking help foster long-lasting & mutually satisfying relationships; meaning that understanding what fücking drives ones relationship can fücking help one to understand thier partner & how to fücking respond to each other.

for me I feel these are some of the shїt in “others" that fücking helps true love grow; but this has to be a fücking two way thing; for those who fücking want to be in a serious honest relationship, with the fücking hope of probably leading to marriage grin grin
RomanceRe: Other Reasons For Getting Married by fuckshit: 11:29am On Apr 05, 2015
Wot are the major things dat cud be considered for one to go into marriage when the true luv is not found yet?
now, this to a moderate extent is of interest to me; shouldn't love be the fücking core foundation amongst others; be the fücking key issue here; “marriage" or just fücking “others" minus fücking “true love" (which could be another fücking subject of debate “True Love" )

just fücking wonder what them fücking “others" would be huh grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Go Into Convanant With You Galfriend by fuckshit: 10:04am On Apr 05, 2015
cozy7:
Jezz! What's all this f*uck, f*uck all abt? Is that all u desire from a lady? Bro, calm down, today is Easter Sunday. If Jesus f*ucked d way u doing, we won't hear his name today ok
yea; that's all i fücking desire from a bїtch grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Go Into Convanant With You Galfriend by fuckshit: 9:55am On Apr 05, 2015
cozy7:
Why do u all kick against it, yet u got someone u claim to seriously luv n say u will do anything for?
Bunch of hypocrites!!!.
fück!!! I've said these words I LOVE YOU to only one bїtch; she fücked me up; love is a bїtch ; till date I don't tell any lady that am “involved" with, I love you; because am not; & I'll certainly not say ”I'll fücking do anything for you"

fück!!! if i fücking can; I'll fücking say; yes my sєxy I'll do this; if i can't; I'll fücking tell her; sorry! bїtch, I can't do that; grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Go Into Convanant With You Galfriend by fuckshit: 9:23am On Apr 05, 2015
no fücking way grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Nigerian Word That Has Several Meaning by fuckshit:
fücking true grin grin
RomanceRe: Things Which U Should Never Do For A Girl by fuckshit: 3:42pm On Apr 04, 2015
kitnah:
What's so bad in all this??

If you love her,you will do it tongue
fück that shїt; what sort of fücking love huh so, owing to bloody fücking love one should do this huh
4)giving her liberty to flirt with other guys when u r dating her
no fücking way; will she let me do same, while dating her? if it's a fücking YES, then we're fücking good to go; that makes it a fücking open relationship;
6)condoning her shouting on u
this is a fücking NO NO for me; trust me, it wouldn't be fücking fun for her if I do same; grin grin
RomanceRe: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by fuckshit: 2:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
so fücking true; fück!!!;
them bїtches;
but guys are fücking becoming wiser grin grin
RomanceRe: A Game For Romancelanders. by fuckshit: 2:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
Orijin101:
love your fvckin moniker bro, itz fvckin good lookin. . .
I waz fvckin angry coz of some fvckin fvcks dat waz fvckin done to me yesternite and one morrafvckin lady asked if i waz fvckin fvcksh!t and i told her i'ont know who tha fvck bears that fvckin moniker until you fvckin arrived, am i fvckin permitted to make use of the fvckin word? "fvck" coz you are the fvckin official owner cool
fück!!! fücking glad you're much relaxed now; do feel free to use it; it's a fücking free word; one of them fücking words of the English language;
so I ain't the fücking official owner, just fücking enjoy using it; it's fücking fun grin grin
RomanceRe: A Game For Romancelanders. by fuckshit: 1:21pm On Apr 04, 2015
Orijin101:
And who is the fvckin fuckshit undecided ?
fück!!! fücking right here; this is the motherfücker, fuckshit grin grin
RomanceRe: A Game For Romancelanders. by fuckshit: 8:46am On Apr 04, 2015
KingTom:
Thanks a lot sir, and let her know, it's always a Fücking joy to use the word, sometimes it Fücking feels wrong typing it, but when you do, you just feel so Fücking awesome! grin
now that's the fücking spirit grin grin
RomanceRe: A Game For Romancelanders. by fuckshit: 8:35am On Apr 04, 2015
RomanceLander:
When did you turn into fuckshit....?
Don't let him catch you
his fücking free to use it; it's a fücking free word & one of the most interesting words in the English language today; I'll fücking encourage you to give it a trial, you'll fücking love it; it's fücking fun;

@ KingTom; i fücking see you; have a fücking awesome weekend grin grin
RomanceRe: Is They Anything Like Sex-mistake? by fuckshit: 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2015
fücking good question, i get fücking pissed when i hear this.
after a heart racing; dїck stroking; blöw job; püssy licking & sucking; breäst sucking, foundling, squeezing & a gentle biting of the nїpples; fück!!! finally the ultimate; püssy pounding; till you both reach the climax; fücking orgasm

after all this i get to hear; it was a fücking mistake; fück that shїt !!!; grin grin
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Sexually Use And Dump A Guy? How Possible Is That? by fuckshit: 2:29pm On Apr 03, 2015
Can A Girl Sexually Use And Dump A Guy? How Possible Is That? by jaelz: 2:00pm
fücking possible? grin grin
RomanceRe: Well Played... by fuckshit: 11:19am On Apr 03, 2015
2. You take a girl out on a date, buy her sharwama, icecream, take her shopping, spend nothing less than 30k on her and when its time for the main action wink she tells you she's on her period... #well played
fücking solution: tell the fücking bїtch you would like to see it grin grin
RomanceRe: Advice Pls by fuckshit: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2015
fücking welcome to the world of being fücked up in a relationship; from fücking experience, i do fücking know it's not going to be fücking easy; but you just have to pull yourself together & fücking move on, grin grin
RomanceRe: What Will You Do When Someone Tells You This? by fuckshit: 9:55pm On Apr 02, 2015
pinkycute:
That's why ur name is Fuckshit grin grin
yea, fücking right grin grin
RomanceRe: What Will You Do When Someone Tells You This? by fuckshit: 7:29pm On Apr 02, 2015
what the fück would i do? will fücking tell her; girl lets go fück; plain & fücking simple grin grin

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