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Nairaland GeneralRe: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by fuckshit: 3:23pm On Jul 06, 2014
yzziL: And ur moniker wld av bn 'fuckedup'
right on point there, glad it's FÜCKSHI/T
RomanceRe: You Want Her To Love You Without Money....can You Love Her Without Sex? by fuckshit: 3:21pm On Jul 06, 2014
Na big NO 4 me.
No FÜCKING No relationship
Nairaland GeneralRe: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by fuckshit: 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2014
Glad am a guy, would have been FÜCKED up huh if I was a babe huh
CrimeRe: Shocking Video; Police Assaults And Stripped A Pregnant Muslim Woman In Public by fuckshit: 1:55pm On Jul 06, 2014
His a FÜCKED up shi/t police officer tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit(op): 12:23am On Jul 06, 2014
Ceasar1: It's Morning!

Bleep YOU [size=5pt]OP[/size]!
yea, FÜCK YOU too
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit(op): 12:21am On Jul 06, 2014
skylane: I have this audio in my phone
i guess that's FÜCKED wink i have the video cheesy
Nairaland GeneralOne Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit(op):
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FÜCK”
It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasures, hate and love
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as verb both transitive;
Example, “John FÜCK Mary”
and intransitive; “Mary was FÜCKED by John”
and as a noun: “Mary is a fine FÜCK”
it can be used as an adjective: “Mary is FÜCKING beautiful”
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of FÜCK besides the śexual meaning,

there are also the following uses:
ignorance: “FÜCKED if I know”
trouble: “I guess she is FÜCKED now!”
fraud: “she got FÜCKED at the used car lot”
aggression: “FÜCK you”

displeasure: “what the FÜCK is going on here?”
difficulty: “I can’t understand this FÜCKING job!”
incompetence: “she is a FÜCK - off”
suspicion: “what the FÜCK are you doing”
enjoyment: “I had a FÜCKING good time”

request: “get the FÜCK out of here!”
hostility: “I’m going to knock your FÜCKING head off!”
greeting: “how the FÜCK are you?”
apathy: “who gives a FÜCK”
innovation: “get a bigger FÜCKING hammer”

surprise: “FÜCK! You scared the śhit out of me!”
anxiety: “today is really FÜCKED”

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as an inspirational meditation,
just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: FÜCK YOU 5 times, it clears your throat too!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Is This Guy A Romantic Boyfriend Or A Big Mumu? (see Photo) by fuckshit: 9:38am On Jul 03, 2014
fvcked up shit guy tongue
RomanceRe: One Word For This Couple by fuckshit: 9:12am On Jul 03, 2014
oustanding LOVE
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm In Love With Cheryl1 by fuckshit: 12:06am On Jul 03, 2014
ifex370: take this 2 your thread
nope, it's all fvcked up shi/t
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm In Love With Cheryl1 by fuckshit: 11:54pm On Jul 02, 2014
fvcked up shi/t tongue
Literaturepeople ain't nothing. by fuckshit(op): 11:46pm On Jul 02, 2014
I have trust issues
Seen you with enough tissue
To be honest I hate this
We say bitches/niggas aint shi/t
Hoping someone comes along
Able to prove us wrong
But nothing changes at all
Pretty, unfamiliar faces
You still wait for the call
Look around at unfamiliar places.
nothing changed

But it’s not the same.
But they’re all the same
Love is a losing game
I’ll sit this one out.
Chances on my heart doesn’t seem realistic.
Shi/t could go south.
I’ve never experienced love. You make me feel different.
I’ll call it infatuation
This could be pent up anticipation
To experience what I don’t know.

But there is one thing I do.
Bitches are all hoes.
Maybe the exception is you.
But you’d have to show
Before I would know
She said;
Nigga how am I supposed to trust you?
Like every nigga aint shit but you?

You’ll probably fvck up too
In a few months have me screaming fvck you…
All cause I fvcked you.
Let you inside me
my thoughts my head.
My dreams and my bed.
Give you a taste of my heart
And you’ll chew that shi/t up
Me and you will grow apart
You’ll act like I’m someone you never knew of?

But.. I won’t lie
There’s something about you
I see in your eyes
Maybe I found you
But who’s to say this is love?
Because I’m hooked like a drug
I’ll call it infatuation
This could be pent up anticipation
To experience what I don’t know.
But there is one thing I do..
Niggas are all dogs.
Maybe the exception is you.
But you’d have to show
Before I would know.
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Poems For ReviewFÜCK Shi/t Up by fuckshit(op):
FÜCK Shi/t Up
I just wanna FÜCK shi/t up
And make some FÜCK up noise.
I wonder why the only people
Who get to do that are boys.

I just wanna FÜCK shi/t up.
My sanity retreated.
I'm just pissed off at the world,
No further explanation needed.

I just wanna FÜCK shi/t up
It' bubbling in my gut;
All the packed up anger and sadness and guilt.
It really won't stay shut.

I just wanna FÜCK shi/t up
I don't care how or where or when
Just please, god damn it, let it be soon.
I just wanna FÜCK shi/t up
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RomanceRe: What Ur Relationship Status? by fuckshit: 11:18pm On Jul 02, 2014
like fvcked up shi/t tongue
RomanceRe: Men At Work by fuckshit: 10:22pm On Jul 02, 2014
derrick333: Men @work?? Trow more ligt plz ,we novice cud b of hlp2u,
e be like say d guy dey find sugar mommy wey im go dey fvck 4 money :p
RomanceRe: A Tribute To Someone Special. . . (for Future Reference ) by fuckshit: 5:08pm On Jul 02, 2014
I smell shit of bull from afar
RomanceRe: I Hate Girls So Much I Cant Explain It by fuckshit: 4:50pm On Jul 02, 2014
i hate girls too. every great guy gets put under a bridge by girls. thats how they are. they want to bang above you. its a sick game to them. girls speak with their puccis. men speak with their hearts and their minds tongue
RomanceRe: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by fuckshit: 4:36pm On Jul 02, 2014
fvcken shit Awesome wink wink
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's Wife Packs Out Over Alleged Domestic Abuse by fuckshit: 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2014
CORRUPT, hypocrite tongue

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