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TV/Movies / Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by FuckThaMod: 1:18pm On May 04, 2021
detectivejones:






Hmm. ...I'm glad you too will go into oblivon with it
The country is just a business name and I'm not a business name. So move
Career / Re: Moving To Lagos From Kogi For Greener Pastures by FuckThaMod: 9:16pm On May 03, 2021
Better remain in kogi, lagos is a jungle

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TV/Movies / Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by FuckThaMod: 9:07pm On May 03, 2021
There are more than 8 tho.. There's a particular one that also talked about boko haram but it isn't on this list.
Anyways, very soon the country would seize to exist

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter Milan Are The Champions Of Series A by FuckThaMod: 9:01pm On May 02, 2021
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emmyrate1:
the goat was busy eating grass and eventually lead them to europa and he is planning to run away as usual, but he must stay to play in europa.

Kilishihunter:

This can only be the work of .......

KingTom:
omo you mumu o grin unless the GOAT is Conte, then no wahala grin
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Predictable

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter Milan Are The Champions Of Series A by FuckThaMod: 7:02pm On May 02, 2021
I remember haters saying juve will always win and seria A is farmers league. The Goat awakened the league's competitiveness

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Travel / Re: Broke Lady Offers Lagos Uber Driver Sex In Exchange For Payment. He Refuses by FuckThaMod: 5:52pm On May 01, 2021
Lazy smelly things..
Only an idiotic thirsty useless man would pick pussy over money.
Funny is that most of these things thinks they are every guy's type.. What nonsense angry

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Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Posts “Ready-To-Punch” Photo Amid Bashing by FuckThaMod: 9:08pm On Apr 29, 2021
saphiere:
You don't know the pains of getting raped. That is why you are talikng like this.
Stfu!

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by FuckThaMod: 10:39am On Apr 29, 2021
That's how they used children against Michael Jackson.. Evil people always looking to wreck good successful people

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Politics / Re: Ortom: Buhari Is Working With Fulani To Take Over Nigeria (Video, Graphic Pics) by FuckThaMod: 4:07pm On Apr 28, 2021
Rodwave:
Those 30k zombie terrorist miscreants supporting that anụ ezi and this useless country will all die a painful death.
One of them, heavensent01
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 9:25am On Apr 28, 2021
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Heavensent01:



A for Apple

B for Ball


you need new brain
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Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 8:09pm On Apr 27, 2021
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Heavensent01:




the thing pain the fool


na because Yoruba according to you vote for Buhari the reason for bombing in East

you should donate yourself in the next sacrifice in your village


zoo specimen like you
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Refer to my previous replies to your pathetic self or drink poison.
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 4:53pm On Apr 27, 2021
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Heavensent01:



and so what? is that why you want to burn your ancestral land kid


I hope you're preparing for your utme, dummy like you


I go drag you in the mud till that your weak brain function again. mumu thing
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You sound retardèd
Crime / Re: Divine Nwaneri: IMSU Student Shot Dead By The Military In Owerri (Photos) by FuckThaMod: 3:04pm On Apr 27, 2021
Chigboboss:
ESN, Nnamdi Kanu are these killer Herdsmen? cry

ESN must be totally flushed out of the SE. They are already using fear to keep the mouths of the concerned indigenes shut. This wasn't part of the deal.

They were supposed to only fight killer Fulani herdsmen, not killing innocent igbos and burning down our land. We must reject ESN before they completely burn down everywhere.

How many more? Rest in peace Nne.
Use this same energy against bad governance by your fulani masters or shove your propaganda up your stinky hole. Aboki

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Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 1:44pm On Apr 27, 2021
Heavensent01:



are you in East? that's the question I'm asking you and not this ranting like faulty engine grin


burn East down and be seeking for asylum in other region. act before think kind of specimen
Ask google...
It's your people that supported buhari and now they are seeking asylum in Canada. Dimwit

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Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 11:39am On Apr 27, 2021
Heavensent01:



even If your parents and siblings got killed? I'm sure you're not in East ad you're typing


East can burn at least you're somewhere at Alaba developing Lagos with chestbeating


many of your likes should be in the zoo
Now there's your true colour, useless afonja, always against the progress of igbos, your people are the reason for the present country's situation. You think you can fool everyone in the guise of caring for south east, shameless creature.
Let your imaginary sister inlaw relocate to your precious alaba.
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:08pm On Apr 26, 2021
Sunday2021:
While the useless dilector is busy sleeping from one ashawo house to another.
Kill yourself!
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:08pm On Apr 26, 2021
Heavensent01:



I care my sisters in laws are in East, so I can't just hope you people caused unrest and make innocent people uncomfortable in their ancestral land
Bleep your sister in-laws... It's for the best!
There's no place in the zoo currently where there's no unrest.
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 6:54pm On Apr 26, 2021
Heavensent01:



OK how Igbo youths are dying helplessly is the wise thing.


it's fine
Like you care, shift one side jare.
Youth are dying more due to horrible governance
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 1:28pm On Apr 26, 2021
AllenSpencer:


grin grin grin

MuMu

He will be shot dead anytime soon. Be forming Chief priest of Nairaland

Thats how they naked your brother with bullets grin grin grin
Mark my words
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:27am On Apr 26, 2021
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stanluiz:
IPOB never learn undecided When will IPOB learn undecided Their matter don tire me.

You created ESN just because you want to protect South East from any Invaders. Some support and some didn't support it because it has no legal backing not because it bad , No . The reason is that no law is backing it which makes it illegal.

Now that South East has formed Ebubeagu security outfit which is legalized by the law why not you guys leave Esn and enter Ebubeagu which has a legal backing from the governors by doing so no federal security forces will attack or arrest you because you are now registered under Ebubeagu security outfit which has a legal backing. By doing so , South East governors will now use legal law to protect you and you can now operate without hiding from anybody.

Is it a very simple and easy yet IPOB is making it very hard and complicated for them because they cannot change their strategy and they learn from Their mistake.

IPOB lack Tact, Diplomacy and Wisdom. They are too dictorial in nature. Everything is not gra gra gra.

But I believe they will learn in a hard way since they don't wants to listen to advise.

I pity the new Esn commander because Nigeria forces will Soon arrest and kill that person. Unless he doesn't value his life.

IPOB change your strategy for once!
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Either you're aboki or afonja.. Try another tactics
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:25am On Apr 26, 2021
AllenSpencer:
The Nigerian military should take quick action and kill the new commander quickly.

grin grin grin

Use bullets to naked the bastardd

You'll die before the new commander, i swear to every powerful forces existing

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Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:24am On Apr 26, 2021
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Heavensent01:



diplomacy for protecting the lives of innocent Igbo that might be unfortunate caught on the misfire


diplomacy should comes in, IPOB and their state Governor should have a consensus in the security architecture of the region and that's the diplomacy I mean not Buhari


burning your region and killing your kinsmen in securities unit won't bother Buhari, Buhari that don't bother when is state was invaders, won't care if your region is burn to hell


common sense is needed
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Rubbish... Wise people should know how our politicians think by now.
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:22am On Apr 26, 2021
semyman:
How can grown men not have sense?
I mean, how can these flatinose be this senseless?

The albino is in self imposed exile with assortment of women of all shades and colours, yet you are being used as expendables and pawns in his mumu game of notoriety
Are you the one being used? If e dey pain you like this go drink sniper na. Anuofia
Politics / Re: Another ESN Commander Has Taken Over - IPOB by FuckThaMod: 10:18am On Apr 26, 2021
GeneralPula:
Meanwhile, dilector and kids are here..
Non of your fuckin business!
Career / Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by FuckThaMod: 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2021
Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.


Rubbish.. Who told you there were no chances of her cheating on her husband with you? No woman of nowadays is loyal, I've bleeped many wives, even the wives of made men.
You simply lack balls

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Collect Food, Drinks, Money To Release Family Of Five by FuckThaMod: 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2021
majamajic:
Olisa Ibrahim

E shock me too grin grin
Crime / Re: 2 Men Sell Two Human Hearts For N10,000 In Oyo by FuckThaMod: 10:01pm On Apr 08, 2021
Yoruba people embarassed

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Crime / Re: Imo Attacks: IPOB Building Armoury To Actualise Biafra – Ambrose Aisabor, Ex-AIG by FuckThaMod: 6:44pm On Apr 08, 2021
GeneralPula:
No peace for the wicked IPOB !
The wicked one is the one supporting buhari govt and also supporting Tinubu to continue from where the dullard left.
It shall never be well with them and their bloodline no matter how much money they make from the evil they support

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Loses Job Opportunity Due To Her Response To HR's Phonecall by FuckThaMod: 6:14pm On Apr 03, 2021
Nicklaus619:
Nigeria ladies are so shallow-minded.
That was how I was innocently picking and dropping one lady in my department in the office with my car, the very day I bought my car and start driving it to work, we actually stay one estate apart and I thought it wise since she ain't mobile, let me be helping her, of which my fiance knew and was was cool with, fast forward to after 3 months of constant picking her in the morning and dropping her after work at her gate,

Aunty approached me one day and was like
Nick what do you really want from me because u can't be doing all of this and not wanting something in return?

I was so pissed and disgusted by her foolish comment, angry but i did not answer her though, I just smile at her, dropped her at her gate as usual and drove home, immediately I got home, aunty has called me like 4 miss call, I eventually retuned her call and she started apologizing for speaking out of tone, I told her not to worry that everywhere good, but that was the last I drove her in my car, up till date she still apologizing, but I no longer give a fvck, most Nigeria ladies thinks every guy always want to toast them. well I shocked her, because my girlfriend is 100 times more endowed and beautiful than her, what could I be wanting from her biko cheesy
You misunderstood her... She was indirectly toasting you bro

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