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kr0ne:
Ibime, abeg u for leave this boy. He's very bitter as u can see and he's still learning. Na just that battle ish still dey pain am for mind.
Fuckyouhard, if na rhymes u wan begin argue with Ibime forget am, he don dey do thing for years. U never reach at all. Stop ranting and learn, son

am i supposed to listen to that? ......please mind ur biz

Ibime:
You must be blind as well as an illiterate. . . . can't you see that "Rhymes" is what was chosen there. . . .




Lemme help you with the link. . . .

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=ante&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y&typeofrhyme=perfect

Show me that Auntie doesn't falls under "Near rhymes". . . . illiterate. . . .




Whilst your at it, go and show us if "tackles" even comes up in 'Near Rhymes' to "tentacles".

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=tentacle&typeofrhyme=nry&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y

somethin is very wrong with u! ten tackles is a wordplay..........how do u expect to find it in words that rhyme with tentacles?? it's like searchin for mass occur in massacre. and fork if u believe or not they sound the same! ...ok, scratch that....find us malachi and jehosaphat too...MR KNOW EVERYTHIN

..this is what u showed me ... near rhymes! everybody here knows anti and aunty don't sound perfectly the same!

Ibime:
I have told you illiterate, it's best you keep quiet when learned people are talking. Today alone, you've shown us you don't know how to pronounce 'tomb', 'philistines' and 'auntie'. Did you attend Idumota Comprehensive?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

The number of reaches I've done in 6 years on NL equate to the amount of colloquial reaches you spit in one verse alone. . . . illiterate.

poosie....ur even foolin urself the more!!! ante is a close rhyme to aunty/auntie/shanty etc....meanin it's slanted! but the forkin u won't accept two knees and ten tackles are slanted too, right? check what u showed me again... rhymes and close rhymes ...mr I KNOW IT ALL, so tell us why u didn't go for perfect rhymes? .......u don't have a say on this one and u can't fool me cos am not one of those u feed sperms.... now who's the illiterate? [size=15pt]POOSIE!![/size]

Darkrebel:
fuckyouhard to be honest bro...I don't really think following Sauron/cooger is a good idea


the dude is a snitch bbitch..a pathetic biter and politician...he would rather give credit to warrriblood than geoxpress .....

I don't think you should ...

and besides ..Philistines/ fill his teens is correct and good for a wordplay...

but Nail son / nelson isn't that good...

ibime also...I think tentacles/ ten tackles can be overlooked and forgiven ...its still okay..compared to team mar ya and corny wordplays that mik did...

u think am sayin this because of coogar? nah..........even in ksslib's case i said the same thing, and coogar was supportin mik then.....don't u notice this man never sleeps when kim is in danger?

Ibime:
Twice in one bar is a foul.

Two knees is not Tunis.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUcA2hn5Yo


And besides, I did not deduct points for 'silly kin' or 'kin dumb' cos they were build-ups and not material to the punch he landed. That's only fair, so as not to kill the emcees' morale, so I only concentrated on the wordplays they used to punch.

3 points deducted for both Mikuz and Elymax, I don't see the palaver. . . . except the illiterate FYH crying foul.


I only singled both emcees wordplay for an indepth critique cos it's time to make an example of the proliferation of reaches we are seeing recently. It's nothing personal to both emcees.

ur a fool to the core! a criminal and a politician too!! u remember to google and post links for pronunciation each time ur beetch gets forked..........shame on u! does the ante in up the ante sound like aunty?? but u played it here and got hailed....what about ma lack eye? ....another foolish wordplay from the so called king of puns! g hos are fat...no matter how much effort u put it's still forced! and here u are now sweatin over the two knees and ten tackles pun which even make sense, as it's comin from the football angle....u even had to google! the same shameless u who overlooked ely man pun geoxpress did! it's really a shame.......

..'ol fool yappin! am glad many people have seen how manipulative u can be. and callin me an illiterate only makes u sillier than u are........ u fail to judge urself on ur mack or d/nail son puns but ur here barkin over two knees which sounds better than most of ur wordies...shame on u, fagg! go to fb and see if they won't cremate u. u can't! all u do is sit here and do ur politics.



and see where the whole truth lies...

We will sell our shadow to those who stand within it .....in other words u'd give ur deeck to any fagg who's willin to suck it..........i won't! sorry to disappoint

kr0ne:
Grow a brain please, even as small as a mustard seed. I don't see how this is any of ur business. Darkrebel, e don do na, since morning!

BACK OFF, MAN!!

my assertion of the rhymes is correct.......but see here now they either called it a tie or gave it to kim

hahahaha!! and the excuses keep comin!........all to defend his beloveth in whom his millions of sperms are stored. shame on u, beetch!! you'll post link for mack or d too or ma lack eye....pun r.a.p.i.s.t!!

don't quote me faggit! ....mr philistines.......how many brawls do u judge? but each time kim ur ho moans ur deeck stands erect. now that's wordplay and i didn't force sheet! fill his teens

can someone send me an audio link to the pronunciation of philistines pls

nail son(nelson)/ fill his teens (the h oughta be hidden too )/mack or d? how many times are u gonna hold ur breath to pronounce that??..........allahu akbar outplayed (no hate to muslims, but we don't allow wack bars)/ car tomb? forreal .......what happens to the b ? or is that silent too nl is dead

[size=20pt]YAWNS!!![/size] ..........mr politician, just put ur deeck in the gutters and [size=20pt]PEE THE PEE[/size]

sneeeeeeeeeeeze.................BULLSHIIT!!

Darkrebel:
and @mikuz I call you out for a 30 line spar ...we will drop next week. ..am sure you will be disqualified at this stage of the tourney so let's kick it next week....

I feel I can take this faggit down .... remember next week . am set to cremate you for good and make the name Mik a history..
.... if you like don't reply... we will both take 3 days to prepare our verses and drop ..... holla fast baby boy

and u think the godfathers wud let u win?

Emaprince:
you might wanna google the pronounciation..

cambridge dictionaries......
/ˈsɪl.ɪ.kən/

kr0ne:
Amadioha fire you! How did I rob you? Did I bribe anybody to vote for me? Get lost abeg! And who told u I'm pained over ordinary 20k? In fact, forget the second leg betting. I can now see ur childish

ok, i won't argue with u again so u won't change ur mind .......... i need that free money

coogar:
which babe? in which city?
how did it happen? is the babe a NLer? is she yeyenatu? come on - we need more details.

read our brawl

coogar:
what is the true story between fuckyouhard & kr0ne. this is beyond battle rap. it seems to me FYH shägged kr0ne's babe or something much more grim.

i want to pay for this info....any takers?

after robbin me ILLEGALLY in the finals i robbed him LEGALLY in a bet........he's never been the same ever since

if elywack had done somethin like this.......i have the firm legs of dutch field soldiers/ with strong arms ta damn his jaws and shoulders// that wordplay wud have made a lot of sense

kr0ne:
Mumu, you go change mouth after our return leg

pfft! thats bull!.........double the stake..i'm waitin for u. how i wish madrid and barca play every week......i'd be makin money for school from u

kryptonite/fams for farms (it's the first time am seein it played)/ superman/ tunis/ tentacles/conterminated/silicon ....persie is forced like team mar ya..wtf, bare knee for bernie? fork that! mccathy is ok, same with cut off marks.....the rest are so forkin forced like yerima sleepin with a 13-yr-old egyptian beetch!! his punches were not scorchin at all........wtf is hit m up in a battle? when i did nail in the coffin, self-appraisal or what. after ksslib this is the second time kim is gettin raped....his beetchass fat fork of a dad condemned it. how many direct shots did he have in this battle??....and repeatin marks shows kim's brains have a pair of legs coz he has run out of ideas
elywack r.aped kim on wordplay and rhymes. with my church mind i give them a tie on punchline and metaphor...elywack also gets the personals.......didn't teddy see that too? ok for rhymes.........12 bars it is..now watch
elywack rhymed 5/5/5/5/5/4/4/4/5/5/5/5 (9 5's and 3 4's)
kim kardashian rhymed 5/4/5/4/4/4/4/4/4/5/5/5 (7 4's and 5 5's) ............prove this wrong and call me a bastard!

for the wordplay
elywack did kryptonite/fams(farms *tractor*)/tentacles/tunis/conterminated/silicon/......cancelled: kin dumb, amsterdam and persie....now thats 6!
kim did mccathy/hit em up/cut of marks/inspector.....cancelled: team mar ya(dumbest wordie of the yr!)/bare knee - bernie(he didn't do oral english)/gee in aero for janeiro i'm still lookin for what to tell u.....4!

elywack killed him on flow too cos kim overstretched his life in that verse, usin dot dot dot dot dot to deceive us. it's a shame he will win this too cos his fat dad is there i pity nl. ksslib.....make sure u kill that fagg in the finals in a way all his supporters will hide their faces.........do it like madrid to barca

elywack won that brawl........unless the judges wanna do favoritism....the same thing they do here always. kim gets the punchlines, and worplay tied? teddymiyaki...... u shud be forked

•The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie


•Suddenly, Bis wants to battle on a big stage & feed off this grand opus/Why me? I thought this Igwe retired...cos he couldn't withstand voters/If this Oliver Twist begs for more & try to demand bonus..../He'd get choked till his tone go low......like D'banj's chorus/

•Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu Rampage/Serving more sickness to these clowns than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like the Zulu ašsrape/

•Bis is finished - His comeback scheme was to incite a heavy scandal/I intend to smoke the pig & ignite his smelly ankles/Like his skin colour ....his punches are light in every battle/Even though he's a square, he's never been right on any angle/

coogar

Then I look! and sight him far/. . . . with a white flag tied to his left hand/ . . . . and I'm like. . . .
"that why he shifted the brawl"?/ . . . . to give in before/ . . . . I beat him to pulp??/ . . . . till he meets his untimely death . . . . for beating the clock !!!/

siddoggg

Wear him boots, he still cant match my speed/ cos my jabs are swift/... now he puts both hands under this formula-1 driver's wheel...tryna 'understand' the bars i script/
....... but i severe his limbs... cos thats a failed attempt to 'catch my drift/!!

cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing' soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best this bout, the lame be tryna/
... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!!
ksslib


. .True, his nice with frees, but in battles? his rap is shitty/ I advance and swing with agility/ to stop his heart beat quickly/ but my punches too fast for him to see/ coz like hemianopians . . .he has a hidden diss ability!!
krone

I ll' be fusing verbs/ to trick the con....and put his crew in debt/ for abusing vets/
Ya'll know "my looks kill"....but krone won't have the "Stares".....if he had his face dug...."into the Building's steps"!!!/
iamaromoleran

gottoboy............opener, rhymes, metaphor
sosiqdude..........punchlines, personals, flow
tie........simile, wordplay, closer

my-fuckyouhard-v...........SO SICK DUDE!!!

i'll always vote for the best..............rozzay!

I VOTE ROZZAY!
kr0ne.....stop callin me ur son, loser!

i vote for ROZZAY

kr0ne:
Rapbender
Atikubi
Debdave
Joemystic
Fuckyouhard
Teddybiyasi
RapAcme
Wilsofsteel

...done!

.................ROZZAY..............
.................GETS..................
..................MY....................
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