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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 5:58pm On Sep 11, 2014
Guykhena: @Fuckyouhard isn't friday the deadline huh
mikuz: - Deadline is 4pm, Friday 12 September 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.
that's kim's forkin rule! moreover, i want him to win...........tourney forked!
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by fuckyouhard:
you'se the kings.......and am the jester!
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am droppin waaaaay before deadline............so let the faggs remember/

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that when my bars are tendered/ they leave ur legs and hands dismembered/ and the lames will land in stretchers/
......... like a fake technician, watch how i mishandle tester!//

.............ur shots will boomerang .............back to sender!/
so no matter the size of ur vest/ am aimin the sight of my tech/ to the left side of ya chest/ ............ THAT'S HEART ATTACK, BRA!! .....cos u'll die in distress/ gaspin!....for ur life with a breath!!//

...... i always have a bright starter/ with sick lines ........ i rhyme cancer!/ ask whose bars got deep line stanzas/ fuckyouhard is the right answer!!/ u don't have a room to land any cat ............ur like pilots in feline transfers!!!//

..........................ok, ur sort of...inventive, but my scripts are more rigid/ it's a talent from within/ i was dunned and born with it/
.....ur a solved riddle/ if we go bar for bar ur lines would not connect like door hinges!!//

.........ur a paperweight, i cud grab and tear/ pairin us is a bad affair/ it's a r.ape, even tho i won't bang ya rear/............my shots will pump up ur behind u'd think ur sittin on a barber's chair!//

...i intentionally dumbed down my style, so be cool/ and let the show feel u/ but don't come with the new rap story rule/.........coz am SO SICK, DUDE!! / i cud seize ur shock effects ..........and put the streets in darkness ......after i blow the Fuze!!

.......... i approached this brawl with no rage or rapture/ cos ur a nameless rapper/ why did u accept? is shame a factor?/ dude, ur gettin slain in laughter/ cos ur last brawl was a joke.............if ur punches really sick wud u have to explain em after??//

NOPE!!!
..............my verses impress wh0res and niggs/ i mean c.nts and pricks........with the intelligence i murder frees/.........fans are left wonder-in/
but the only time u were found sublime ................was when u were paired under rick!//

..........u shud get clapped with a gunshot!/ or get hanged like a wrong call/ ur last brawl was so forked up........ too much personals yet they lackin the strong points/
u foolishly wasted ur whole time studyin lime like a beetch plannin abortion!!!//

.......i've given u enough time to sit up, but if ur bars malfunction......./
i'll return with punches surprisin/ sodomize and take u for side kicks/ till u resemble nigerian soldiers in bornu ............. u couldn't tell if u'll survive it!!!
Rap BattlesRe: Danger-zone. . .rapacme Vs Leomi by fuckyouhard: 12:31pm On Sep 11, 2014
my-fuckyouhard-g............nil!
y'all were just pushin buttons. smh
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2014
#bringmetester'shead#
nb: things like tysonn, bruce and parker are not allowed here. the rest of my enemies can vote. peace
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Like" Feature Temporarily Disabled For Experiment by fuckyouhard: 1:12pm On Sep 10, 2014
but i can post undecided
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by fuckyouhard: 8:42am On Sep 10, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Fuckyouhard , why you always faceless?
almost everyone here is
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Son Shot In Mubi By Boko Haram - Saharareporters by fuckyouhard: 9:50am On Sep 09, 2014
more than 50 boko haram members too were killed in the operation and they didn't mention it? saHARAMreporters indeed! undecided
FamilyRe: To Marry A Man 10years Older by fuckyouhard: 12:45pm On Sep 08, 2014
marryin a young or an old man is not the problem. can he fork well?? young girls like that! undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 12:20pm On Sep 08, 2014
smh! there's no way a newbie wud know how to quote n use emoticons easily.............. captainflash is a good example
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 12:20am On Sep 07, 2014
JigsawKillah: smh
if nas Bis dey brawl dem for done full here dey vote and ride on ddicks
idiots!
am happy ur realizin this........i too didn't knw nl is like this till the day i battled kim. even dead ppl were resurrected that day!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 9:09pm On Sep 06, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Fuckyouhard Man, Why You That Harsh On Teddy? She's A Lady 4 4uck Sake! Lmao
it was just a love letter.......the tourney is forked tho
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 9:07pm On Sep 06, 2014
LooNat11kk: Recycled?

Do I Look Like Cooger To You?

Evidence Please. Cos i dont get how u can call a freestyled verse recycled,

And about the incomplete matter, i have 2other ongoing tourneys i'm participating in, its not your business if my verse isnt complete, that should be the edge for my opponent, not ur concern.

Newbies Like You are a shame to textbattling, Never Talk about lunatic again in your life, and dont bother replying, Cheers.
now i knw ur an 1mbecile! bein a newbie doesn't mean i can't beat u if we brawl.......even with ur dicklickers as judges! how many times have glads here n on fb used that arsenal line? or is it 'real recognizes real...if not madrid it's zaragoza'. someone has used that line here too! u just recycled ppls lines against the dude and u still want us to call u a vet? thunder fire u! now i believe limerick's accusation to be true. don't even bother replyin too....fork off!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2014
ppl can be funny. lunatic used recycled and incomplete lines against whizzy and they're votin for him? smh! if he's not serious with the tourney why not opt out like kim did
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Fuckyouhard Vs Teddybiyasi ~ * * by fuckyouhard:
[size=25pt]love letter to miyaki......[/size]

fork is free..........i won't give a w.hore two cents!





dear teddy,




......it's about time i lay this toy to rest/ ................so sad i have to drop u here/
and face reality.......ur so borin, dear!/ i've realized am a grown man, and ur somethin for children/
so this is bye bye as i twist ur head.......i gats no time for dull moments!//

......that shudn't make u frown/ ..........u accepted to take this bout/ ..........so let's shake the crowd!/ i know u love me, boo!.........but u'll get a fatal date with my piss tool ......... the cum shots will take u out!!//

...........................am the best in town..
..........i have a big dick for proof/ let's meet in ur room/ don't be scared of AIDS .....without condom ur safe! ask dr dre/ ...............i'll go Eazy on u!//

..........tho u prefer to fork krone/ cos he's always there to rig ur votes/ ................ but not in this show!!...i'll beat u from head to ur toe/.....but if u try to go neck to neck ........i'll put rough blades in ur throat!!//

.......fork u ho!.......
am still sick within/ like diarrhea in a mad cow....u can't beef with me!/ .....this beetch will bleed/ but could only pull a fast one me if she tweaked my dick!//

........i bring her sex t0ys .......filled in a pink plastic bag/ then i'll pee in her hands.....the nasty lass/
it's my dick that she lacks!/ so i toss her a d!ldo .....just to make up what's amiss in her pants!!//

......i think that's harsh/ but.....
......baby, let's be frank/ ur service on nl is .............to make the make the men feel hard/ by shakin them big a.rse/ and takin much fingers ..............like ATM keypads!!//

........i shud plank ur wack head/ so u could start to plan ur bars well/ upgrade ur schemes first, then ur stats next/
cos.........just as u need ur bra's help/ ur textin skills need a lift too like ur flat bre.asts!//

.......u've been questin for my skills/ ..............but ur brain will have spasms testin what i spit/
i know this wretched whhore likes it/ beetch...........the chances of u gettin to my reach....is equal to u gettin pregnant on a pill!!//

..reachin this top/ Jesus! is she serious?/ boo, am the real genius/........ur not experienced within these drops/
i mean, u couldn't have this flow mastered ........even in ur period!!//
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 6:42pm On Sep 05, 2014
kr0ne: H0rny fool!
pfft! u'll die in illusions! better wake up n open ur eyes..........it's only a chat room affair. i knw it hurts u whenever i chat with teddymiyaki. it's a battle, fool.....am not gonna fork her. happy now?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 6:37pm On Sep 05, 2014
teddybiyasi: LMAO
babe, what's up? winkour date............don't forget
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:55pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: yeah! Keep exposing your folly cheesy
loser.......
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: and you should be getting something from mikuz, or parental diss is allowed... Isn't this the same reason you were banned by airmark?
and where's airmark today? smh! i don't really give a middle finger about this place but thing is........once u cross me u'll lose in the end. fork off!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:21pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: Mikuz should better do the necessary, or we start doing parental diss
ur an iidiot! u called for it........ur gettin it
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:18pm On Sep 05, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: i've cooled it, but it seems you won't stop sh1ting around!
Pick a date for our rematch! I hate all this b1tching!
u do that, and give me a day ahead notice
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:11pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: hyperopia can't be contracted... mikuz should ban you for this! Mikuz, do your job please
even ur foolishness is contagious. ban ur life.....fool!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 3:00pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: it's like you're suffering from hyperopia
yes, i contracted that from ur mom!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:58pm On Sep 05, 2014
gottoboy: With Vocals it rhyme! Pending on how u twist ur tongue and bring out d sound to d hearing!
don't stress urself.............go check where the bastard quoted those lines from and look up his wack lines too. he's the only one i'll beat here without feelin proud
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: ok, don't quote me again.. Peace
better
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:34pm On Sep 05, 2014
and am talkin of elywack, iceprick and 007bruce aka cpussy. i can battle and beat the 3 of u in one day without breakin a sweat. now u 3 are my beetches
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: i sting like snakes grin.. Local monkey
am happy about one fact.........y'all haters can rant from now till 2030 but one thing remains: none of u can beat me in text battle.........so deal with it!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Lmao! See Who's Talking.!
the fool forgot he lost to me twice
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:21pm On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: you're really local...grin i speak in phonetics.. I sting like snakes, iono when snakes start to sting, maybe in your bushy village. Wack ape grin iffa start to dig ur filty lines ehn
iffa? and that's supposed to be phonetics too? pls close ur eyes and die! ur useless to ur people!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 11:09am On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: and you was rhyming cord with worse... Local dog grin.. Get a life outside NL, pls!
007Bruce: Quick freeze

I'm the offspring of john and teigen, bytch! I'm a legend!
My essence is to diminish your presence!
Cut your ego's fist, mail it to your box - I bring you dead end(hand)
bastard, this is prolly the nth time am tellin u this. ur wack! and everybody here can whoop u. read ur rhymes and compare them with mine. faggit! dead end(hand)?? hand and end for real? and then u did play to (plateau) fool!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 10:49am On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: poor english... Pathetic chicken
stinky bastard! in education or english we're not equal.....i don't even need to argue that with u cos u know. but right here we're talkin hip hop.................and i've told u, if u believe u were not born through surgery accept my c/o, fix the date and get ur 3rd beatin! loser!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 9:14am On Sep 05, 2014
007Bruce: and when you start getting awards for it, qoute me. homeless pig
fool! accept ur 3rd whoopin or spit my dick off ur mouth or die chokin on it!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 10:49pm On Sep 04, 2014
007Bruce: why would someone nick himself fuckyouhard? dude, you're just a pathetic ICD victim, thinking the only way to be ok is by calling peterparker and cushy, bruce. You should get a life.. and don't quote me again or you die of syphillis.. Dumb donkey
fuckyouhard's biz is to molest weak iidiots like u.........that's what it means. and cpussy, 007bruce and peterrparker are common names of animals that think alike

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