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ELYMAXiimus:
leave that nigga, he's lost in the abyss...

Fph went on talking about, kim, bis n krone... This niggas aint even enemies. They best of buddies!

So what's he talking?
They are his enemies. The topic is "the enemy of my enemy aint my friend"

assuming kim n bis are enemies then he's right on point.

I'm actually marvelled at the way this textcees are failing woefully in this topical... Smh...
See weytin too much punchlines n battles dey cause

meanwhile, i'm tipping jigsaw, dark n giyaz for the crown..

u think with ur feet! krone is a rape victim......in fact, he's bleedin in the beginnin of my story! but kim and the rest don't bleed no more cos their @assholes torn........they enjoy gettin forked by the king! then along the line i intended helpin krone (bein the friend i thought he was. we cud both have killed the king and the faggs he sodomize)..........but the same victimised krone betrayed me in the end. u guys don't knw nothin bout poetry and u here claimin chief judges and whatnot......smh! a saner mind shud provide my next topic pls......guykhena doesn't knw what he's doin

Guykhena:
dude, this contradicted everything he said
"krone's a betrayer and never intends to be real/ ...the enemy of my enemy?............ never friends with me//"

And you even knew

ur silly topic was to contradict the sayin.......'enemy of my enemy is my friend'.....i gave a visible story of how i had wanted to assist krone kill a common enemy...a tyrant, a rapist. i even went as far as lettin him knw my plans but he betrayed me in the end, makin me an outlaw in the kingdom of sodomy. what's too difficult to dig there?......thought ur a story man. smh

kr0ne:
Shh! You lost

i never knew it wud hurt u.......... i was only bein creative with non-artificial facts

Guykhena:
you call that poetry?
Na wa o,

......u don't knw nothin! u gave the topic...didn't u? so why u bothered how i execute it?

guykhena is an @sshole ..........so everythin i wrote there blew over ur head. krone is hurt coz he was a character in my story but u.....guykhena.......u don't have a clue what i was sayin. and u givin topics huh? smh

guykhena.....don't forget pls. all votes must go with criteria......let me know where i have faults. smh

note to guykhena....

all votes must follow criteria or they won't count

his pants smudged with blood





........my guy, krone, been banged and sprayed/




he saw me and sniffed, we're finished! it's time we fast n pray/
moved by the cryin bastard's wails/
.........i said, be strong. we'd get this tyrant faggit slain/ don't be a beetch like kim who likes his @sshole raped/ let's mend ur butt......
ibime must die the hardest way!// .....and so the deal was on/ we contemplated that we killed his son/ ...coz, if kim is gone, bis' beetch is gone!/ he'd would die w.ankin with his sceptre..... till his kingdom cum//
............ but he had other kids to fork!/ kim's @ss the biggest among the whole faggs/
but as the leader of the wolves pack/ bis can screw any dog he likes/ at any forkin time/
.......... sad..... there re still so many more in line!/ like loonaprick, glaciers, thunder, dime!!//
amazin......these nl hommies silly/ how they got cloned to his diik/ is so unholy to speak/
but seein my nigga krone still bleedin/ and the blood flowin easy/........got me deeply wounded
........ and i started nursin hope to kill bis!//
...............my game plan was really funny/......i'd plant guykhena in his office/
to hook him down with silly topics/ such as those he usin in the tourney/
while i invaded his crib..........to kill his faggs, siblings, aunty/ and kidnap his sickly mommy/ so the fagg wud live for nothin!!/
.....then i let krone in to the notion/ how i'd bring bis' demotion/ and nl once more wud experience peace of the ocean/
he nodded with a friendly smile..... but with hidden emotion!/

...my mistake...

i woulda declared peace with bis/ ...and let his gal kim to be/ ...am now an outlaw..... and i regret bein me/......
krone's a betrayer and never intends to be real/ ...the enemy of my enemy?............ never friends with me//

....testin


rape raped sperm Mouth Gig viking semen Bleep self-service ass bitch cunt pussy bj cock dick aboki mallam idiot stupid bastard gay gay lesbian Love Machine gloryhole asshole bitchass vibrator

smh for nl

fork!

kr0ne:
You barked for a thread not quite long ago. Now the topic is ur problem? Pull a no show and get ur cranky @ss disqualified!

smh

guykhena, i saw ur topic and................LAUGHED!!! ur topic can make a mad man go mad...wtf! let emaprince give us the topic pls. u can edit and change..smh

Guykhena:
https://www.nairaland.com/2019799/nl-king-poet-group-stage

yeah......that's emaprince but he's busy. somebody else should do that

who's creatin my thread and forkin topic?

1. Best puncher
- guykhena -

2. Best use of personals
- wrongturn -

3. Best verse
- elywack, but he was robbed -

4. Best use of similies
- ksslib -

5. Best use of wordplay
- ksslib -

6. Best newcomer
- wrongturn

7. Best flow
- guykhena in guykhena vs car dash yarn ( optional) -

8. Best rhymer
- wrongturn -

9. Best closer
- wrongturn shikhena -

10. Best opener
- elywack...script to night/ against car dash yarn smh -

11. best abuse of wordplay
- kim (team mar ya) smh

goshikid:
howfa...wadup with that rap story thread by sosiqdude...?

it's still storytellin, bra

gossip is for beetches..............if i hate u i tell it straight in ur forkin face

honoured for collectin bribes?

ibime.............opener, punchlines, closer, flow
krone...........metaphor, wordplay, personal
tie......rhymes

i would go with krone for a better verse but....i don't do the tie-breakin sh11t. tie is tie

my-fuckyouhard-v......tie!

sosiqdude:
eat this sh1t

this nigga be looking for my face/ why u dissing me? You 1st drag ya self on the track..lyrically imma teach how to win mere race/ I'm tripping off thee earth with his dead body/ and if this b1tch claim he's d0pe,I will bite him 3 time like luis suarez

I'm a-bone baker...a soul taker/
He that spit mustard bars, that blast the ozone layer/like sarin I'm a toxic nerve agent/with the VX chemical added in my mouth/ just a pin drop from me, and goshikid neck will be stretch like an infected rabbit/

This mumu go commit suicide..when he sight my bars/you better fight with rat than brawl with dudes/or go fight a way back to ya mama ppussy/cos kids like goshikid was born by mistake/

I'm coughing with vicious tongue,vicious heart/
If this f@g should, nag and whine, I will burn him with the piceous fact/than bring out his so poor pain, than smash it on the rough wall/ if people should ask why I did that?..I will let 'em no homo's don't go for war/ braa!!

SO SICK DUDE!!

is darkrebel goin to post his verses from exile?

guykhena, u tried..........but u should have allowed ksslib deal with that kid. i warned him but he didn't listen

haters trollin.......... get a life, fools!

Opener - 1 point ........... emaprince (end punch matters)

Rhymes - 2 points ........... tie (average of 4/5/6 syllables)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points ...... ibime (too many references)

Punchlines - 3 points ....... tie (so if Prince go against the King. . . they’ll chop his head from a tree. . . .I’m David. . . he’s Absalom! (direct punch.....king to prince)/ Ema ain’t a Prince, nor a Knights watch man. . . .he’s just a "nice watchman". . . . .according to his abóki colleagues . . . . who are night watchmen!/
At night, he watch men. . . . while I’m boning ladies/ (comic n creative)
AND
There's nothing to 'write home' about bis . . But I'll make sure the news of his death reaches his mom/ You fu.cked him once,his @ss was torn/he came back for more/ (creative) you started saying stuffs like "U turn,U turn" like traffic terms!
(comic!)

Personals - 2 points ........ tie (bones, u3 wifey shhh! outplayed! VS not a woman freak/prekky whooped him)

Flow - 1 point ....... tie (i can relate with both)

Wordplays - 2 points ........ ibime ibadan/ (chokin) capsize/nitwit/ prints (don't explain!!!)/ hublot-nice watch, man(yeah...saw that but i won't count it/ come to her senses/gomis bafetimbi/borough/stanfield VS third main land /corrode/ bed matic nemanja matic? nice but not a good wordplay/dugout/xrated/magma/ 6 - 4

Closer - 1 point.....emaprince (punch ur opponent....don't hype!)

my-fuckyouhard-v ........... ibime

i......fork.......in!!!

vote..........naijaboiy
cc: myself.....bye!

warriblood...... flow, personals, rhymes, and metaphor

obainojazz.......wordplay

tie....punchlines
nil.....opener, closer
too much gun talks and hypes in obaino's verse

my-fuckyouhard-v.......warriblood!

Ksslib:
Elymax na true you talk ooh, but no wahala, I go brawl khena.

don't!!! save ur bars..........if u don't post ur still in the finals. don't say i didn't warn u..........just pull a no-show

kr0ne:
And this is like how many months ago? Haba, e don tay na! And Ibime don vote in his favour many times. It's just like me and Airmark then, I'd hug him if I see him now, if that's possible, coz I don miss the guy no be small.
Fyh wey dey rant here na soft-hearted fu-cker o, no be say e get mind at all like me. Na all this kind children wey their papa dey monitor their whereabouts every now and then. Even Limerick that one papa na pastor and he's very quiet in real life. Unlike me, I dey laugh here but I fit kill outside. So make him chillax abeg

dude, stop sayin what u don't know about me..........don't get me started!

that was before...........not anymore..damn! why shud i care about how u live ur life....and who the fork told u we don't belong in same circle...fork whatever u are and bleep whatever u think of others....just stay here with balls in ur hands.....it's ur luck!

kr0ne:
No, I'm only begging u to stop being a nuisance in public. Person wey see u here go begin think say u get mind, dem no know say u no fit harm ordinary fly. The same with Limerick, pastor pikin

go fork urself!

Ibime:
If you like you can quote everything I've ever spit.

Eediot jumping from one argument to another.

You told us "tomb" does not have a silent b. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Philistines". . . then. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Ante". . . . now, instead of admitting you were wrong. . . . you want to jump to Jehosaphat.


Imagine me explaining a handful of my reaches to an illiterate whose phonetics is wrong in half of every thing he ever spit?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

and see who's talkin? ....an old politician who can't leave this site and battle in other sites.......twice u3 has crossed boundaries to come here and whoop u but u got ur fagmates to thank cos they backed u same way u back them too....i mean same way u bang them too shameless poof! u don't have time to vote in other battle threads but u have time to play ur old, corny politics in support of ur wife kim car dash yarn pun r.a.pist!