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GhostAccount:
Who said anything about phonetics here? Smfh
Listen kid,,
What is "my crew see fiction" doing in a diss battle? How is it a pun that becomes a punch?

was that the final punch or just a wordplay in the bar? he said somn like .......everytime 'we' come 'across' ur lines my "crew see fiction"........he's referrin to his crew when he said 'we'....go look at the bar again and stop the castigations!

giyazz was more concerned with his grammar than the actual battle
my-fuckyouhard-g..........iamo

GhostAccount:
U3 called ibime a pun r@pist, yet he was the one with all round forced puns in the battle

Crew see fiction? Smfh

how do u pronounce 'crew'...............cr-i-u? smh it's 'cru'

sosiqdude:
If you are a lady,,and you're thinking who's next to fuckyouhard/..run to your kitchen and take the knife and cut your head/ and a guy,,you're thinking who's next to suck you hard/ just Grab a pig ppussy and stuck it hard/
i

...........or rather fork the @ss/
......too much shiit comin out, we gotta flush it back/ with a dick as huge as mandingo's/ that porn nigga bangin hos/ like max n krone/ ......ok, chill
....i hold their lives in palms, as i spin the world/ then i spit a curse/ that might kill these w.hores/ ...........or make em change their course.... to start stickin they d.icks in girls/
........i leave these hopeless vets with broken necks/ rip em out like tapes in old cassettes/ blow like techs, roastin sets with focus text/...........they try to quench our lights and hope we're dead/ but they shots go over nets/ cos we still here shinin like gold barrettes/ ....
....it's not over yet/
....but if these hos keep yellin/...remind them, it's no longer rap..........it's just storytellin

PaulThor: nothing personal..


hehehe..diss @ kingdimes

Am here again to kill wit ease/
smoking cannibis, am ill wit weeds/
am more igbo boy dan king illbliss/
cos wen thornando blows u surely hide as u feel his breeze/
Am a sick rhymer... not like wack king dimes/
stop claiming kingship wen you'er lacking rhymes/
Of all your track records your last in line/
Or should i tie a bomb to ya n help u blast in time?/

Wen thor speaks, u cant stick out your head/
Cos am always ready to slit mouths or necks/
Its a pity wen i see da Weak tout called vet/
Cos you failed maths, physics, plus nine more, you'r purely a king witout 'subjects'/
Punching irony if sid is wack and you ali/
You lack focus n aim n wen u drop lines only few tally/
Your head dreadlocked......you must be the new marley/
You've lost lots of battles....u even turned an inspiration.....to buhari/

Fact is the nerd lack words/
His lame, his legs are hurt/
his ironman.. But only in puns he bends hard rods/
micheal willed moonwalker to u.. Now Every step u take still end backwards/
i invaded his niche with my macro diss/
I got him shattered by my hard thrown hits/
And my whirlwind siphoned his/
So aint my fault i got him all 'bent up' like iphone 6/

Boy, internet failed u.. Lack the fits online/
anytime his head starts itching he scratches n feeds on 'lies'/
Cos ur a dead car battery, cldnt start after my kicks all night/
Oya arise n shine.... But Like arctics in winters, we aint gonna see.....this son rise /
dias never a time with raps he blended/
Ur made my jobber. I got all ya plea Shredded/
Mere clapping hands had the flea ended/
Lolzz.. mumu, you one be head by force nii? Ok wit isis you are now beheaded/

moving to the lab, let me hve d cat tested/
He became da burnt german musuem, had his arts wasted/
Its no news on 2go i had his acts bested/
king of the jungle cant bite cos his tit still flat chested/

keep saying ur a tough heel, u know in within ur not/
My killing punches did end the teen on hurts/
And his spleen? All cut/
infact i had u all broken up, d only thing still straight is dat line.. inbetween your butt/

without LED tvs, its so clear/
I did give him gruesome tear/
Cos his just ordinary, i mean his so mere/
Though I cherished his boring lines,atleast it got me rid of insomia/
If ur game? i will be punching pads, ...nice u are sony/
But ur joke's boring.. Its lies u are funny/
Be u king or pharoah, i did kick u back to da womb, so go and die in ur mummy/

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,


Still The Phoenix... Order....

hahahahahahahahahah!!! THOOOR!!!!

hmm.......

sosiqdude: Coogar know problem...the battle is must...we gonna battle...but take it easy

i'll love to see ur battle . ........... but it won't be storytellin tho

YoungDaNaval: Oga, Dwop Ya Verdz Na.

that's it.........what's there to explain?? teddy won categorically. iam never bothered about that

Lagunna: Scores::::
coogar and fuckyouhard why don't you guys want to vote? diaris godu oo..

if everything i see here is true ........then its a catsweep for teddy

hmm........ not votin

sosiqdude: Make I talk joor----freestyle thing on my mind


SosiQdude is so anointed/
He can spit out fire out his mouth/ more than disciple jesus appointed/ am not saying I got More powers than jesus/ but saying there is something/ God install in me which I can't tell cause it's assorted/

Can you imagine,, my flow heal th sick/
Ii's make mountain move/ and shake haters around tho there life is still like stick/ they ain't progressing,,but I am, cus next year I will be a star and they see my song and dey go click/ and if haters attack me, thunder go fire out there prick/

some will be thinking this guy can't Rap/ they always wish me say every morning I get slap/ but I dey talk joor...and when you finish reading this/ just call me out,,and all vets like ibime go just laugh/
Abi this my freestyle is funny/ but I want u to forget wack and just clap/
I like teddy so much/ but krone steal her heart off like wallet/ teddy bring out your ppussy cus I want to fuckyouhard/
krone I will break your dirty heart/ when I jerk saw, kill her!! But not lord of the ring/ I got to stop here mehn!!

Brrrrrrrrrrraaaaa
Krone
Teddybiyisa
Jigsawkillah
Fuckyouhard

yea...............its all about storytellin now SO SICK DUDE!

Opener.............. tie(both had direct shots)

Rhymes.............. geo (far better. illness was barely rhymin)

Similes/ Metaphor...... tie (gay activist with a 'hard on'/ 'presbycus' every1 turned a deaf ear!!/)

Punchlines...........geo (what does illness mean by Geo'll never 'fall Ill' even in his... 'healthiest condition!!'/..... dude, u just dissed urself. should have been geo would never 'fall ill' even in his MOST VULNERABLE CONDITION/ or did u forget the meanin of illness?? and then All I do is beat him with bare hands, stay mute & win the ultimate prize to prove that...Silence is golden!!/ wtf! whatever gave u this idea...after beatin him with bare hands, u stay mute and win, silence is golden? no punch here)

Personals.........tie

Flow...........geo (easier to follow)

Wordplay...........geo (flea, ill, hymen are overused. and auspices is forced. the shock i that's meant to be shock e is a waste of time. i is i and e is e ...u just wanna force the word to rhyme. so the only wordie standin out is kratos)

Closer.............illness (no direct shot but illness got it cos geo repeated highmen in the same bar..doesn't make sense)

all in all, geo was more consistent in dissin his opponent while illness used too much fillers. after his first bar and the krone personals there was no other shots at geo from him

my-fuckyouhard-v........geoxpress

YoungDaNaval: You're Actually Talking Abt The Personals Krone Brought Abt Ya Gf And Mum Here Right? Chill Bro, Moreover, Itz A Faceless Forum.

lol! far from it.............i have no problem with that. he just did what he could to win the personal

YoungDaNaval: Nafin Ooh! Just Seem Like You've Been Avoiding Evry1 Here Lately.

the place is beginnin to irritate me, bro...............too much backbitin's, throwin of tantrums, etc. i have better things doin

ELYMAXiimus: Mikuz. Where at thou? Close this thread already...abeg
Since Fph has cancelled almost everyone from voting!

Kr0ne i won't vote on this, to avoid tantrums!!!

i only cancelled bruce, tyson and parker............ur allowed to vote. u've been votin since so why this one?

ELYMAXiimus: lol.. Nice excuse... She's also shying away...

I could take three this weekend!

Elymax vs geoxpress( friendly match) saturday... 4pm

Elymax vs biyasi (pussi bagging) . . . 6pm


Elymax vs FPH ( pr1ck decapitation) ....8pm

u wish..........pls stop quotin me

Hall of fame................streetwise
Best netcee(metaphor/simile)....ksslib
Best verse....Kslibb
Best flow.....jig
Best rhymer .......jig
Best punchliner- krone
Best opener........fyh
Best wordplay......krone
Most decent.........ksslib
Best judge......elymax
Humour.........warriblood
Closer......ksslib
Best newcomer..........geoxpress

Elvisonjack2: HIS BIOGRAPHY.

i thought he was d0pe o

YoungDaNaval: Bad Boy..... Ya Altitude These Days Tire Me oh!

what did i do?

ELYMAXiimus: i'm also waiting for ya.. Whenever you ready

battle teddymiyaki first

captainflash thank God we never battled. wtf did u post?!

iamaromolaeran: stop tagging me boy......

i wouldnt waste my time battling a wack goblin...if i see a verse where he writes as a mature lyricist would then i will call him out...
in my eyes he's a wack puppet.....

my next target here is fyh ....he's the most promising...but all these ones are unwashed undies that nobody recognizes

let's know when ur ready

krone and ibime

am the hunter,





.............with many tools to tender/ show ur heels and be the fool forever/ but until the goon surrender/ i'll be comin after chronicle ............like the book of Ezra!//

........i got a bloody agenda/ the win is a no brainer .........cut it out..........am choppin ya mental/ u couldn't get the last laugh if u were a re.tard watchin comedy central!//

......i'll leave this f@ggot all in misery/ torture him till his back is bleedin/......and if he claims a seasoned vet i'll drag his body to the ocean to add insult to injury!//

..............i'll press ya face back/ decayed, smacked/ .....i'm fast with the fists/ and i'll leave marks on ya skin/ so if he claims he's quick to pick arms/ ......it's because he has scabs on his wrists!/

..............he'll belch he spews magic/ but while i go boisterous his status hit panic/ coz he's scared of challengin vets with heavy flow, guess he's titanic!!//

....................it's clear his bars are not too nice/ so he joined the phoenix to be part of somethin tight?/ but that silly bird is a fiction..............and ur still nothin fly!//

...................u bring tough talks without awesome muscle/ this brawl ought to be a loss earned double/ too bad in this game u got so many dickriders............. ur draggin balls more than Goku!//

........stop bein a jester and decline/ ur 26, leave the rap section and resign/ but ur here for bis' mentions and his hypes/ fool, ibime only loves u coz u suck better than his wife!//

.................. everyday, i get a beetch to bleep/ while this f.ag is here for men's wrists to twist/ if NL was Cash Money, u'll get a few di.cks to kiss/ Coz Bis is birdman, ur lil wayne, and u both go lip to lip!//

......ur gettin smacked with the heat/ coz it's a fact i'm a beast/ heard u bust gats on the streets?/ lie!
................the only time i noticed a k nine .........it was strapped on a leash!//




draggin balls (dragon balls) Goku is a game
others diggable

...........just seein this and can't stop laughin

sosiqdude: Mehn...krone get it all right..nice close and open...jig did his best but krone secretly murder the dog...

MVGT--krone

sosiqdude: Mehn...jig get it all right..nice close and open...krone did his best but jig secretly murder the dog... I dey feel his flow... But krone get the dog barking with personal

MVGT--jigsawkillah

YoungDaNaval: Oga, Abeg Pass Me Tha Wet Weed You Smoking Jor! Lmao

...........SO SICK DUDE!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

coogar: just ignore such yearns....
go and concentrate on your battle - in short, don't log on until you have scripted a monster verse. don't be enmeshed in the distraction of elymax & kim.

if they say you are copying someone else's style, na them sabi. they should copy styles too. the more time spent discussing irrelevant things, the less time you have to script quality bars. log out, go and write.

cool..............thanks bro

coogar: what's the connection between kr0ne and FYH? you mean FYH has a history before coming on NL?

i don't understand the gist, abeg

that dude is really insane!..........is it possible for one to dub lines before joinin a site? and how do i copy krone, do we have the same style? tho he'll claim he taught me bla bla bla.................but how are we related in style of writin? elywack is an a.s.shole!

ELYMAXiimus: if you talk too much, i'll start exposing all your d1ckriders! Banana freaks!!!
As far as i'm concerned, you did'nt even tie that brawl... I beat you hands down!!! It's glaring!!!
If it was a live brawl.. You'd have be stoned!

ok, let's do it this way.....................beat teddy or bruce and i'll accept a rematch with u

or


die with ur eyes open!!!

ELYMAXiimus: don't be deceived!!!
He never scripts afresh... That's why his verse against mik was full of generic stuffs which he had been planning right before he even registered here! He doesnt even need a rest. All he needs do is dubb from his book of rapstories which he's had ever since!!!
Have you wondered why he still mimicks krone's writtens ever since he got here?

when kim ur fuckmate accused me of recyclin my closer, i asked him to bring proof but he couldn't. but u bit and recycled almost all ur lines against me................even the 'j son' pun is too generic. the sponge and prick was bitten....the bringbackourpussy was played...... the two face idibia was bitten from sleak. so why cry when i call u elyWACK? it's not hard for me to think up lines against opponents. my 'st maximus' was bitten too or 'mad lib' 'lib rated' etc.........it's easy for me to do all this! the reason i stopped usin threats is to add humour in my verses, and moreover this place now sucks like ur sis's poosie. get lost, sore loser......................

ELYMAXiimus: i've had only two battles here, nd i lost to none of you! So seal those lips of yours with superglue nd stop spewing sh1t!!!!
I don't have to start battling every rookie/newbie like you do, just to top my cv! That's not why i'm here! I'm here for wack arrogant gobblins like you!!!

dummy...................u lost woefully against me! ppl supportin u did so coz they didn't want u to get banned, yet i still won. bruce has been callin u out for over a month but u pretend not to see. teddymiyaki is also ready to bury u alive................i've beaten both. try ur luck too, fool!!!

ELYMAXiimus: pus.sy licker

so ur sister told u!

ELYMAXiimus: limerick said i'm the one causing fph's arrogance, but i think you're the one! Lets say the truth nd shame the devil!!!

He could'nt do better than what he did in those verses he dropped!!!
He fools y'all, but not me!!!

how many battles have u won?

Lagunna: Gbam!

lol! i didn't knw the dude wud bring so much heat in that battle