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ELYMAXiimus:
can i ask why did'nt sign up for the tourney?

i wish not to......y'all a bunch of haters and politicians. see what ur doin to ksslib

Ksslib:
Fuckyouhard, erm what did you post initially before you modified it on miks warning.

I wan know.

.......i used kim, that's all. but they forget when they call me fph. bastards!

Ksslib........punchlines, personals, wordplay, flow
mikuz.........rhymes, metaphor
tie.........opener, closer,

my-fuckyouhard-v........ksslib!!

smh....myy verdict still the same. no hate......it's a pure win

Lagunna:
fuckyouhard, you are too gbasky

lol! i did as i was told

somebody said i should vote for rozzay
and so be it

kr0ne:
I didn't lose to Fuckyouhard. We argued on Whatsapp before the match and I told him to I had 20k to stake. He had to call his fellow, poor Real Madprick fans to contribute in the bet...about 5 of them or so. His own share is prolly 4 or 5k

am not greedy.......i wanted to spread the cake cos it came free. my guys here are beggin that u increase the stake in the 2nd leg.....free recharge card

wrongturn.....opener, closer, rhymes, punchlines, personals

.......the rest.... tie

my-fuckyouhard-v: wrongturn

kr0ne:
If to say u get sense u for no carry this thing come here. U no dey shame, una reach 4 or 5 bet only one person. Tell them how mucch u won. And is it even my first time, so why would I cry? Even when Athletico thrashed Real Madprick I bet in that match and won. Save ur hoots till we meet for return leg in Camp Nou and stop bringing unnecessary football noise in this thread. Dumb Penaldo fan!

aiit then sorry.........waitin for the return leg tho

Dhellake:
FIFA Ballon D'or Nominees
6 Madrid Players Made the List

Lord Cristiano Ronaldo
Gareth Bale
Toni Kroos
Sergio Ramos
James Rodriguez
Karim Benzema


Carlittos Ancelloti (Usbcable's Uncle) Nominated for Coach of the year

...lol! who else if not ronaldo

ksslib, please tell krone i said sorry for his loss.......wish he recovers soon. he lost 20k for his dead barca!

*runs out*

hmm.....congrats, krone

smh...............

Darkrebel:
and get your facts right fuckyouhard

the only person i was serious in calling out was elymax .and limerik i caled out was just casual..i didnt even put mind to it...so stop thinking your doing me a favour.... i can do without battling here... there aqre many groups on facebook and whatsapp...

hold up.... screeshot coming soon

screenshot tricks? am better than u in that.....i can frame anythin and nail claims. post links, not screenshots

Darkrebel:
and get your facts right fuckyouhard

the only person i was serious in calling out was elymax .and limerik i caled out was just casual..i didnt even put mind to it...so stop thinking your doing me a favour.... i can do without battling here... there aqre many groups on facebook and whatsapp...

hold up....screeshot coming soon

lmao!! who said the king cobras are constrictors? ..........listen, most snakes use constriction as a method of squeezin their preys to a size that wud allow them to swallow it as a whole........even some little snakes with venom do that. but when u hear CONSTRICTORS they refer to the largest species of snakes. some of them don't even have fangs, like pythons and boas. so all they do is crush and squeeze the life out of their prey........and swallow! this is what i've known for a long time.....go and ask or google

Darkrebel:
my shots were directed at you....i mentioned your name ffuck in my first diss..you cant expect me to start repeating ffuck....you only mentioned my name once too....
i aint whining....am educating you... the boa snake for example..go read up...

REBUTTAL means countering or flipping..... smh....are you a newbie.... you flipped my verses -- yet you didnt even know you did....
am not begging you to battle me dude.... i dont whine after brawls....but can you stay mute if someone uploads a fake picture and says it your mum...and everyones laughing bout it...i dont think so.....
call me a kiddie...i dont care...

all i know is..when your ready to brawl proper... holla at me

and yo ...if you want a link to where ve played the wright thing in facebook..ask for the link--- reason i remember all these things is cos i keep records of all my verses...in my notepads and phone and i have the link to majority of my brawls saved.....so if you want i will give you the link..check the date and year ve played it.....

stop tellin stories! if u can't provide the link where u played "Wright brother" then prove to me that "some constrictors are venomous"........u know what constrictors means, right? boa, anaconda, python, and all the big snakes. if u can't do any of these then forget it! what's my biz with ur family pictures? when i used that cash money extract against krone did he complain? and when he talked shii bout my mum did anybody see me hootin?........the only time I ever complained was when I battled kim.......dead ppl were resurrected to come and vote against me.....but that's past tense now. all am askin is prove to me u once played Wright brother and/or constrictors are venomous. if u don't provide straight answers to this i'll not reply u.....it's true u ain't beggin me tho, but i had to reply u cos everybody rejected ur call out......am different!

Darkrebel:
lol
wrong scholar .....some constrictor snakes have venom ...go research well.. https://sites.google.com/a/brvgs.k12.va.us/siobhansprouse/things-to-consider/5-most-dangerous-constrictors
the wright(right/write)brothers / plane thing has been played by me since my facebooking rap battle days... its not new

my freestyle was better...your rebuttal was good but not strong enough...

holla when your down for a proper brawl

smh....u've played almost everythin on facebook! i expected u to rant anywayz......it's ur habit. funny u mentioned "rebuttal" when u don't know what it means. how many of ur shots were directed to me?......answer that. and i also wanna know the constrictors with venom. as for battlin u.....i'll decide that when am sure u won't whine and cry after votes......this is just a light touch from me and ur already cryin. am not ready to go down that way with u.......no time for kiddies.

take care!

Darkrebel:
Imma unleash all hate/ on this brainless zygote.....till am a victor wait!!!/
Wanna cop my venom?.....i ll" have you thrown in a pool..... Of Constrictor Snakes!!!/

.............it's a bird!/
.....nope! it's a plane!/

oh! it's a nerd/ and.........

............HE IS LAME!!!

......i pledge to bleep ur mission/ and mess up his condition/..........coz he'll be dealt with till submission/ this rebel hides in aro ...and begs for recognition?/ he's known to lie in shadows...........but my method is conspicuous!/..........
........and how's this geldin bringin real shot/ ......when his setup is all mixed up?/ ............let's start by educatin him...by stressin his poor diction/ not all snakes spit, bra! ....
...AND THERE'S NO VENOM IN CONSTRICTORS!!!//

.....across my boundaries, i got traps in place/ ......let the fagg restrain/ or i'll advance with punches and smash his brains/ he can't stand the pain/.........cos my fists explode his torso into fragments like a hand grenade!!//

....am better in rhymes/ ...in fact, the best in his time/ in a true brutal rampage, i'd sever his spine/ with deadly designs/ ...if he dare gets in the line!/ but i bet he wud cry/....coz this thug-is-stupid; once-he-loses......without poppin a cork he'll be ready to whine!!//

........i'll keep takin his shine/ with optical punches, achin his eyes/ and he'd ignore the cautions i place on the side/....so when this zebra cross me, i'll be claimin his stripes!/ ....he lied he torched me am but here am flamin the guy/ everyone's hatin his pride/ and they pray he resigns/......... so whatever u Wright Brother can't be on the same plane with mine!!//

...... this fagg talks guns, but who thinks he's grippin uzzis?/ he's so freakin stuupid!/ we only mention aro here when we mean to boo him/ .......... 'sketch me in a waste pad', u wouldn't 'draw a shiit to move me'/ .........and he's ugly with no touch of beauty in him/...if ever this 'shrek meets a princess' it's a walt disney movie!//

......it easy to see this boy get slumped/ how could i not destroy a chump/ that takes 'different shots in one bar' like a loyal drunk!/ .......... ur nothin to me but a voiceless grunt/...annoyin punk../ immature, a princess poosie .....a royal cu.nt!!

Darkrebel:
@ fuckyouhard

the Rebel's ambidextrous.......like Santi Carzola/ The FFuck's oliver twist.....am Fagin now closer/ to hack him with boulders/
then stab him in both eyes/ and if he flashes a tooth....i ll' prick and chin check.....till he retracts his pre-molars/

i spit zeppelin.....with impacts of a bomb blast/ that ll' overshadow the imp.......and surpasses the numb lad/
fore' he's blown to bits....then smacked with a cutlass/ while i "map" his defeat.....that ll' crumble his world.....with cracks in his Atlas!!/

hes a woman at heart........that should be spanked in the asss/ FFuck's no gangster......he just rants to the mass/
with no "balls" to face me......so he gathers "jabulanis"......to be packed in his pants!!/

i should hang him infact/ or stir the 'Aye Frat'.....with strong instigation/ to gut this limp creature/
and if he forms reputation/ they ll' cut him open..... till his blood flows freely......Like Cult Initiation!!/


light

fork that...........
i'd rather make ur blood flow like jihadists at work!/ ur flings and skills are numb/
my sick killer stings and shots/.......are what ur still lackin at brawls//

.......i'll leave ur ego cracked/ before ur pseudo fans/........and if he still feels he's fly, i'll have the mosquito clapped!/ when i block his doors of opportunity and have his windows slammed///

..........he's terrible with puns/ and his peril has begun/...coz am tearin him with shots/ the rebel is a thug?/ watch me silence him with a potatoe.....on the barrel of my gun!//

...........don't put me back on mission/ i disturb the 'gleam of this site'....ain't talkin bad optician/ ....but i've marked partitions/ .....with kids like u who lack cognition/ .........u ain't smart on diss shots.... but ur 'fast at beatin' when it's a 'heart condition'!//

..........this goon a bully?/ shhhh...his hoots am shushin/ if he raise a truce, i shoot him/ and treat the fool like poosie/.....coz he ain't tight at all...........though he's good at losin!!/

Euphoriaflows:
[color=#770077][/color] helo guys am new here

................honey ur blessed from the back! i welcome u

Gladyys:
My brother never misplaced a thing.....

My brother:Get me a search team.
Me:shocked!!why do you need a search team?
My brother:I'v lost something ..
Me:how?where? What's duh thing?



I was walking in haste/suddenly I saw dis lady inside a phone boot,talking with grace/

i kept my gaze,nt stingy I am..with my legs I began cropping d pace/

i stood nt too far...still staring,she noticed n tried duckin d gaze/

i cldnt help it,damn!I was still stuck in d place/i had to,I had to!!I to d boot,knocking,shit!wait/knocked again....faster dis time,my heart was runnin a race/

she turned n smiled,....shit! She fine...mocking my face/in my mind,her behind..dang!!I tink my head is toppin la craze/though I dnt do gospel....she came out about to pass me,better nt b forming I prayed/


excuse me lady,can I have a minute/she ignored me,quickly I carvd a new means/is this yours?dis time she turnd.....sorry!can I have a minute?



I felt careless/but thoughts of her made me careless/though restless,I begin fear self.......
Oh!hw I lost my heart!!!!
WAIT!
Oh!!hw I lost my virginity.......

ME:PLEASE TAKE HEART.........funny enough,I have non......worse I cnt give you my virginity....
My brother:no sis,let me keep whatever is left of me,sheer lyrics.................

guykhena vs gladys pls! PHANTOMS OF THE OPERA!

ochon.......once u learn rhymin and how to deliver punchlines u wud beat anybody

am sorry but i have to say this................if this is all captainflash has to offer then he shud never be tagged to vote in a battle. am so highly disappointed! how can someone who doesn't even know what a punchline means be allowed to judge a brawl .........i thought his first battle was a mistake but this one is an eye opener. is this how u beat ppl on 2go?

captainflash:
i've been watching you bringing steady bars//
full of plenty craps//
and you still call that small hefty rap?//shut up. .cus if you dnt, i'll stain my hands in your fiflty trash//
and give you a dirty slap//
.

that's the only bar that makes a little sense in the whole verse and it's the only reason ur gettin a tie from me in the opener.............the rest don't agree with each other .dude, u need to work real hard

this would have been a tie if illness had put a little effort on the rhymin criteria.............and that mail/male is not wanted on nl. check my battle with kim and find out
teddy....rhymes, flow, punchlines, wordplay
illness.......personals, metaphor, closer
tie......opener

my-fuckyouhard-v......................teddymiyaki!!

SO SICK DUDE!! u won even when i ain't voted yet ..................... nice one bro!!

ELYMAXiimus:
after that brawl, you resorted to licking balls nd telling the stories which is "so sick, dude" ...

u got nailed! i nailed teddy too, try her....but u won't ...scared prick!

ELYMAXiimus:
it seems you've switched from p!ussy to balls... Cos i killeed you with it?

.........laaaaaame!

sosiqdude.......ur brawl is tomorrow!

sosiqdude:
We can make the place hot again..


Start dropping your bars there...I have a battle now...but before friday I will drop some sh1t there

i can't find the thread

sosiqdude, what happened our storytellin thread? pls don't let nl hide it.........i'll be makin use of it

Lagunna:
Guys, I will be busy for the next few months.. I lost my dad..
Contact Guykhena, mikuz, giyaz etc to pop thread..

Thank you..

sorry bro........may his soul rest in peace

smh...nl is a waste land

captainflash:
acepted. 20lines, ...giyazz, laguna,yung. .help us to create doc pls. . thanks 4 ur co-operation

why don't u accept 6 lines/3 bars instead? last time u accused nl for hidin the remainin of ur lines..........smh