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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:42am On Nov 11, 2016
....Old fool, don't keep me waiting.....i got other important things to do,
I'm waiting....
undecided
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:40am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Be sure to post them again for all to see. Who would have thought you even know the meaning of 'steal'.

You decayed dirth pile of death worshipping baboon.

Stop raving and ranting. We've had enough o your amoral nonsense for one day.

Make reference to my stealing Lezz' lines and my age.

You chimpanzee.
JOSEPH1832, Don't be dissing me this way, Ain't you better than this, I'm sure softapples will easily take you to the cleaners if you diss him like this.

Live up to expectations and stop screwing your bed-wetting mother.
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:34am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Keep being a spontaneous over-pained, over-hyped filius Canis.

The blows I've dealt you must be hurting my now. Oh my! This foolish boy thinks he can diss me, look how I've shamed his ho_ of a mother, and his loser of a father.

This paleolithic simpleton is cursed beyond what his village babalawo can cure.

Look at him, a liar, someone who can't even defend what he's saying.

You're a shame to your parents. How much more shame will you bring to them. You demented massa damnata.

Idiota, be gone and die from the mortal wounds I've given you.

Depraved church rat!.

[b]Everyone knows you sleep, wine & dine on romance section. stalking little girls just to have one night stand with them since your impotent self encrypted nature could not do go after girls in reality. Motherfuçking 1-inch diçk gay.

You this remorseful irreversible product of a lengthy anal rape.

That psycho-impaled theoretician you called you dad formulated his rules of redundant stupidity into a leaflet for you the mental-induced inapt son to put into practical good use & that's wah you showcasing right now.

Are your parents really lacking? or are they damn so stingy they refused giving you home training? I'm not that ungenerous so u pick when your lesson starts while school you out of your malady.

Your Samson just met my Delilah, your doom moment just begun

Its apparent madness just created a front page thread in your green grave skull & foolishness is the FTC by booking a space in it.


Your lines are becoming weak, hope you know. Pick your death sentence and I'll place d verdict henceforth [/b]

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:26am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
You're the one saying I'm forty. So prove it. Yeah I deny it. I'm not 40. So, what you gonna do.

First I steal diss line from lezz, prove it, you can't. Now I'm 40, prove it, you can't.

Please tell me who's now foolish between I and you.

You buried beat bag!.
Shut your sperms up you epileptic iguana, Scroll up to see where i made reference to you stealing his lines. You think using those satanic slangs will get me? YOU ARE MAD i say again.


Man up plz, I don't have all days.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:23am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
You keep repeating "bring on your lame lines" like a regurgitating sh1t that refused to be flushed down a pit toilet.

You're a straight dude. You're a demented lame ass sitting duck!. And you suck. Lemme rock some sense into that jellow you call me yello brain.

Your words betray the ugliness that birth you. Who or what could be more ugly and fugly than being the son of a wastrel and a washed-out prostitute?

Your diss lines are weak, it's beaten, its poor just like you. You only project what is you.

So, you foolish chimpanzee. See reason you're a glorified e-failure with piss poor diss lines that marred the deluded lines of your twisted face.

Filius Canis. Eat dog and die of rabies.
Keep mistaken those Foster-parents of yours as your real progenitors. Those two mannequins are the reason you suffering from agalmatophilia. you Immodest parasitic-street-begger from the slums.

You so black immediately you were born, an eclipse of the moon surfaced to show the arrival on an agent of darkness.

Outsiders who think you love keeping pets should be chastised because indoors, you are simply a traumatized brute suffering from zoophilia.


I bet you can't even recall your D.O.β, The memory card in your leaking cranium is obviously highly corrupted to think you can stand me.

Woe befalls your spontaneous regurgitating existence you malnourished malady practitioner, fuçking mongoloid. Mental-deficiency distorted galoot who has reconfigured the internet into his dream duplex.#lol, i warned you!

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:20am On Nov 11, 2016
Kushpapi:


I think you should just ignore. Let it come forth with its real identity.
...ignoring that baboon, old enough to father me? when he has no iota of sense in his cracked skull? βro time never reach, the Grandpa needs more tutorials..
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:17am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
The moniker asked you a question, answer it.

See why I say you're a wash-out drop out? tongue

Modified.

Only a failed typical nigerian man answer a question, with a question.
An avalanche of calamity befall you incompetent liar, deny your age all you want, those who know will always know.

You should actually be a Dad by now buh noh, nemesis has been severely raping your torn anus back & forth. grin
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:14am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
LMFAO! This cryptic lunatic is still spewing nonsense from his mouth.

Idiota! Thought you're looking brainy fool. How come we don't see you debating and showing your intelligence in other sections of Nairaland?

Twisted chimpanzee. You're already worm food. Seek first and let oblivion rape you so the of being battered by me won't make you go into dementia.

Bastard son of a wastrel. You can't even diss. All you do is piss poor diss lines that makes you a certified fool.

Dude, you're dead, you're buried. You're finished. You've been sacrificed and fed to fish and worms.

Be forever the fool who was e-killed by Joe. tongue
You obviously don't need be on the internet cuzz the host of your stupidity is worldwide.

Your degree of ugliness knows no bound to the extent blind people cry wheneve you gaze at them.

I don't go zigzag in dealing with eejits like you, Am'a straight dude, far more straighter than that the pole your mum uses to dance in a strip club.

Lilliputian gnome, street roaming gypsy.. Bring on your lame lines plz.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:11am On Nov 11, 2016
teejaypee:


you kept repeating 'Old', '40' years

Is he really 40 or it's just part of the diss
You can ask the imbeçile if you
think I'm just making it up. ..
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 10:04am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Ha! Another nonsense fro the boy who doesn't even know properuse of articles. Shame on you.

You took more than 10 min to come up with a reply, only for it to sound like a bleating goat that is about to b slaughtered and sacrificed to Sango.

I called you a dilapidated nitwit, an unsupported foolish fool who spew words h can't under stand out of his battered anus.

You're a shame! When failure, a twisted nitiwt like I labelled you. Keep showing everyone reason that my words hurt you cause it's true.

All of it is true. You son of Baal. Son of Perdition. Son of frustration.

May you be sacrificed like the goat that you are.

Son of a whore_.

Those who attended your naming ceremony are still regretting wasting their time on daftard by default.

The only reason behind you getting know about Nairaland was only because you were searching for the cure to the fibroid u inherited from your progenitors....Homeless porcupine.

Telling you how batty & imbecilic you are is like repeating wahh nature has already done to you

You are critically dumb, analytically daft & subsequentially lame. Not physical this time, just that your wheel chair & crutches are placed in your maggot constricted lame brain.

You are obviously far worthless than an overused metrual stinky soaked pad, You are in for it today, #reply me & don't be weak. .

grin

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:58am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Oh shut up you sh1t!. Another un-substantiated bull-sh1!.

Dude, you need to die a slow death just to rid cyber space of your foolishness.

You're a demented pig. My demons will come for you an slaughter you without remorse. May be then you'll know your God.

You failure of a boy.
Your demons? lol, you even have no idea of the rout to the underworld & hey grandpa, keep copying lezz ohk.

You are getting weak & whack, i thought you were gonna deal with me, 40 year old failure of a laboratory experiment.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:55am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Bones aren't malignant, you un-educated failed experiment who was cursed with stupidity so much that it reeks from here to heaven.

Un correlated rubbish is what you're typing. You foolish fool. No wonder you're a drop-out. A certified olodo Rabata.

I pity you. On the contrary, I'll have Baal a his minions slice you up an serve you for break-fast to the Moecha pudita you call a mother.

The price of a brain is far too expensive for a lobotomize purus idiota like you.

You'll forever be lame and tamed, demented and forsaken beaten and shaken. You'll forever be the son of failed individuals who hate you for showing them their greatest failure.

Simpleton come glorified failure that is you!.

Lol, certified doctor....plz my use of words before you talk trash.....Elementary school dropout.

For an 40 year 0ld imp who still asks his parents money to purchase underwears, You are obviously MAD. categorically you mentally deluded. You should thank you stars an Asylum accepted you at last.

An IQ test between you, a monkey & a chimpanzee...you still gonna come 3rd. Retardèd Psychopathic Pig Faced Galoot. You so black when you walk, people only see two shadows passing by.

Your brain should be removed from your rectangular shaped brainbox and used to appease the gods of common sense. before its too late. Fuçking Jobless βigot.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:45am On Nov 11, 2016
Grey haired βilly-Goat, I'm waiting....

Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:43am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
You? Who can't even spell correctly want to kill? Dude, you most be more foolish than a goat meant for sallah.

Keep spewing nonsense you and your demented father and washed out mother can't comprehend.

The twisted notorious P.I.G who birth you must have seen satan face to face, that's why he abandoned you in the Isle of poverty an misery.

Isn't that why you're you're pained fool. A satan sent mis-guided missile?

Idiota! You life will flee before your eyes and you'll see eternity of un-ending poverty raping you from behind.

Demented bedbug like you!.

People of your calibre celebrates their birthdays yearly in a rehabilitation center with metalic chains surrounding your toothpick wrists & legs.

You obviously are a negligent raccoon seeking attention and your perfect medications starts from me lecturing you on how redundant your progenitors were years back.

Incase you know not, you are misguided product of when roadside Cobbler raped a Street Hawking Trollop years back in a kiosk without mercy. LMFAO!

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:41am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
If you're not an oaf how come no one knows of you, the son of a Moecha pudita? The LovePeddler whose vagina was badly battered till she spat you out.


Failed nimcoompoop. Over-bearing scallywag. Twisted monkey celebrated failure. Recycled rodent.

Tell your father I said he's a sorry excuse of a man for bearing a son who can't even spell 'wonder'. A son who doesn't even understand present tense and past tense.

Tell your lineage that they're failed zombies who walk all over cyber space infecting the place with their foolishness.

Twisted baboon. Tree hoping sycophant. Be drowned like the church rat you are and let reason rape you till your anus becomes wider than the Pacific ocean.

You oceanised sea-monster!.

Your blood vessels are always malfunctioning cuzz you were born with imbecility...

A redundant mook with feeble malignant bones is what you are, The tumor growing in your brain-bucket can never be operated cuzz you barely can't afford to feed twice a day.

You were traded out for the uncompleted hut your bloodline currently inhabits and still you weren't worth half the stake, that resulted into the reason your siblings were added to the price...#Bunch of ramshackled miserable pillocks. #you are getting weak sir, harder punchlines plz!

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:38am On Nov 11, 2016
Kushpapi:

Bruh Am done! cry
...sh0w just begun, f0r that Old Homeless Pillock to utter shiiit lines to me on
my birth month, all bcus my jovial ways of adding fun
to this section is giving him nightmares, We just getting started...
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:33am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Foolish rantings from a poverty beaten child.

Your loser of a father is a well known wastrel who lived off the earnings of your mother, a washed-out prostitute.

They bore you, a recycled bonafide monkey who hop from tree to tree looking for what to eat.

That why you look like those under-fed Somali kids who have seen the bitter-sweet , of unending poverty and misery.

Purus idiota that is you. You'll die a slow and painful e-death. And no one will attend your burial.

Washed up son of a wastrel!.

Decorated Stupidity & Acute Retardation represents the two horses in your family's cote-of-arms. Your street begging hobby was only inherited fr0m your accursed 1-inch diçk eczema constricted pman.

You & your indigent monkey-brain-dead extended family squeeze one another in a '10 by 12' room each night without any hope of what awaits you the next sunrise....Poor Old Rat.

Killing you will be disrespectful to the souls in the underworld cuzz you are worthless, Far more worthless than an emptied sachet of pure water lyinq helplessly in a refuse dump. #Valueless non-sheltered Ragamuffin.......#bring it 0n plz!

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:29am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Stop lamenting you passed out massa damnata! And shove your inane and mundane rating up that anus that has been so raped by your father who, each time he looks at you, he sees the personification of himself, a failure, a loser, a ramshackle demented love-vendor who pimped your mother to satan and his demons.

You! Who can't leave romance section to explore the blessings or Nairaland.

You're a failed specimen born of out the failed experiment of a mal-fucntion test tube.

Glorified advocatus diaboli! Inconsiquential el-diablo. Twisted nitwit and mundane moonstruck fool!.

Let your father know that his son was born with the IQ of an amoeba. That's why you plague e-duel like a poltergeist refereeing what doesn't concern you.

You drowned rat!.
JOSEPH1832, Sir You are MAD. grin

Fish-brained Gays, your foster parents are nice guys hope you know. Anus busters....lol Your One legged Sister is far more manly than you will ever be....Yeah tell her i said so.

You ain't daft, buh i wander wahhh I'm gonna call you when you can't do without body-spray whenever you wanna take pictures.....How dumber can you get Old Fat Píg.?

If you were trice as smart as i am, apparently you will still be dumb, daft & stupîd to the core.
Birth certificate you ain't got. You were conceived in a Lube Bay owing to the fact your progenitors were fuel attendants. lmao, plz reply faster.....#lemme watch your foolishness in style.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:19am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
The self professed nematode who call himself Dharay, who spew thrash like a boy who wet his bed, who opened his gob that was fucked_ by Baal and Beelzebub keep spewing thrash about me lampooning his sorry demented ass with a reply.

Now, where is the bloke who's father was anally raped by ex-convicts with 9 inch cocks_ so much that he battered his well worn-out twisted loser of a son.

The filius Canis who mother fucked_ a thousand demons with hope of birthing him is still eluding his e-burial.

Boy, you're gonna get served, hot and nice till your demented failed parents come begging me to ease your suffering with a bullet in your brain-washed dome.

Bastard son of a washed out convict!.
You ever wondered why your father sits, eats, sleeps & even screwed your Rastafarian Mom on a wheelchair, reason why you use those bamboo crutches till date. Lame Bastàrd Offspring of a Crippled Clan.

Your dad who happens to be the chieftain of cherubim & seraphim church repeatedly had random sex with the church choir, One of them must be your long lost missing mother.....go check.


You were born accidentally, on an express road to be precise.

Lemme reveal wahh your bridge sweeping dad & refuse-dump cleaning mum silently prays about every morning. He prays someone come offer a lil penny to take you away from them....#I'm here f0r you 0ld Foolish Fool. .

grin

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 9:15am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
My better lines will far surpass the nitwit who bore you into this shindig of a world you live in.

Your father was mentally raped by Alastor and your mother is the cross section of the union between Jezebel, satan and his bride.

Isn't that why you're a mentally fucked_ depraved demented pig who can't even comprehend simple English.

Let your whoring_ mother tell you why she rejected you, the pig demented boy birth in Hell.

Idiota! Be the demented numb-struck numbskull your demented loser of a father birth you to be.

Recycled mosquito like you!.
If you dissing me like this then I'm vastly disappointed. i actually rated you higher than this buh you revealed how a feeble-bone malignant nincompoop has been hiding behind the shadows of his superiors just to throw shades.

If your level of IQ should be converted into megabytes, it still wouldn't be able download a single track on waptrick. Self-centered psycho-impaled pathological bugaboo.

Engraved curse be bestowed upon your ramshackled dilapidated existence.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 8:52am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Listen to yourself, you synthesise under-fed scallywag.

You, a mal-nourished drop-out from a failed university want to teach me proper use of English, surely you must be a rabid dog infected with rabies.

Who would have thought a well-beaten poltergeist that's about to be sent to Hell to dwell with his minion will still be here spewing hogwash.

Look here you Sun-scorched over-emphasised niwit. Be free from your acute sense of paranoia schizophrenia because only a deluded simpleton like you could think of giving me nightmares.

Continue churning words of that wretched gob your call a mouth. You glorified dull, dumb and docile teenager.

Rest In Pieces, fool.

0h the old redundant king-pig has returned, be fast next time or I'll starve you of a reply. Now lemme feed you, here comes breakfast grandpa.....


You were nurtured by a surrogate mother, you doubt me? Ask that Hunchback Gluttonized Non-directional father of yours when he gets back from his meat selling abattoir.

A midget happens to be taller than you, little wander why you will need a ladder to climb over a can of maltina......Fuçktardinho.

Your father attempted using you as an offering during his money ritual saga buh still, those mini gods rejected you because you are inconsequential right from birth. Daft Ape looking repugnant piglet fr0m the slum.
#Plz reply fast, & with better lines Piggy.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by FuhckYhu: 2:47am On Nov 11, 2016
''Somebody gonn die tonight''-----In Lil Wayne's voice. grin
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:59am On Oct 15, 2016
Marael:
Cr.eeza capt dhar.ay99 fuckyhu can u pls explain to me how u use change the text color ,use emoticon, bold n strikethrough on this forum .....awaiting ya reply
...guess someone is already helping u with that.
Romance / Re: The Weirdest Muscle Men All Over The World by FuhckYhu: 12:13am On Oct 15, 2016
wait, are these real...

Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 10:41pm On Oct 14, 2016
Dont be wasting my time, no break f0r you, irrelevant Imp, your lecture continues. Pick your death penalty. Here ain't for trashy posts, I'll keep telling you. Tonight, you must acquire lil braincells.

You come here, pounce on anyone you wish. leave irrelevant posts that is against an easy going thread like this, Excuse me who the fučk are you? I really don't give a fuçk if you are too weak to diss me. I'll slap your empty skull back to back. StupîdImbeciliçFool.


#I'm waiting boy...

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2016
pqute:
I will,I just hope it won't b much of a big deal if it's collected or not cryI will,I just hope it won't b much of a big deal if it's collected or not ,tanks dou
It should be collected, anyway
you are welcome...#Fear n0t.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 10:29pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
it's obvious that you're looking for my trouble
shut the fuçk up you fuçking retardèd cannibal,
Leave her & face me you epileptic shapeless iguana,

StupidYorubaFool:
your stupidity is amazing and indeed calls for extra attention from your family.
All the rubbish you stated up there is just ridiculous cos it's superflousity of foolishness.
Your medulla oblongata has dilapidated and the next misfortune that will befall you is TOTAL MADNESS.
Idìot
People of your calibre celebrates their birthday yearly in a rehabilitation center with metalic chains surrounding your toothpick wrists & legs.

You obviously are a negligent raccoon seeking attention and your perfect medications starts from me lecturing you on how redundant your progenitors were years back.

Incase you know not, you are misguided product of when a roadside Cobbler raped a Street Hawking Trollop years back in a wooden kiosk without mercy...Lmao!

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:58pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
rubbish all through.
Didnt bother to read your thrash cos it's meaningless.
As for your conception.
We all know that your paternal identity is a rabid dog.
Illegitimate ape pls son behold thy ugly father
Your blood vessels are always malfunctioning cuzz you were born with imbecility...

A mook with feeble malignant bones is what you are, The tumor growing in your brain-bucket can never be operated cuzz you barely can't afford to feed twice a day.

You were traded out for the uncompleted hut your bloodline currently inhabits and still you weren't worth half the stake, that resulted into the reason your siblings were added to the price...#Bunch of ramshackled miserable pillocks, i warned u tho.
grin

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2016
chem112:
you guys are breaking d rules, we are more civilized dan dis na.
this thread is not meant for dis rather it's meant for us to know about our school we are intending to gain admission to.
...Just watch, if this is the best way to tame that lost sheep,
I'm up for it, Here ain't politics section, He needs tutorials on that. .

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:46pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
don't worry boy, i can help you
Lol, keep editing my lines, Goat, you just met your Waterloo,... grin
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:38pm On Oct 14, 2016
pqute:
hi Dharay,
just wanted to know if u were still able to check abt dat collection of bed allocation prints out 2day.
...yh, i went to hall 3, the man there was still collecting the slips
buh the woman in hall 2 wasn't there, i don't think you should really be worried abt it, why don't u go back & try again on Monday...

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