Aderola15:
Ben.ita27, S.uzan404 and Ella.cute. Oya come, food is ready

SalomonKane:
The certified idiotic simpleton will forever be hunted by the ways of men who aren't ashamed to overtly show their sexual prowess, both online and offline.

If the nitwit had a semblance of sense in that mashed up organ he call a brain, he would have been able to know lies from truth.

No wonder, it's people like him who queue up and wait their monthly ration of two cups of rice from people like Ayo Fayose, just so they can be used as sacrifice when the time is near.

It seem the realms of stomach infrastructure has spilled into Nairaland, where people live the life of many moniker just so they can attain online relevance which can feed off their damaged and battered offline miserable existence.

Oh what a shame!!!.

lezznjr:


[b]And here he comes! Stunchlord,Decker, missclassy, the perverted sociopath who hates me because I e-bleeped all his crushes

Psychoneurotic invalid with chronic emotional mismanagement. See how you cry over mimzy's love and attention like a belly-struttering coward hiding from one alternate to another.

You played the good guy with your Decker moniker and girls shunned you online like a leprosy-overtaken maggot. And you came in various shades to try out newer methods to get noticed... you sold your soul to Mimzy for elections? Losing resides with you and you're never winning. Not when you keep whining like a dirt worm in contact with table salt whenever you see lezz e-charming girls you can only approach with an alternate!

You should be chopped alive into bits and burnt to ashes for being a mindless lunatic crying on the internet over a girl you haven't even met. Curse be placed on your head for bothering the cyber-world with your manic depression and psychopathic malady.

What do I call someone who addresses a girl's love hiding under an alternate? A waste of flesh and blood.

I am confident if your father could predict you would turn out like this, he would have pulled out of your mother's oozing cünt and ejaculated on her wrinkled laps to avoid your birth.
Depressed lunatic

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DissTroy:


[b] Aha! I knew I could always lure you out of the shadows when I want you to dance to the tune of death and fight the voices in your head.

Your moniker's
HATTCHETT with four 't's but I deliberately spelt it as 'HATCHETT' with three 't's'.

It's a bait I knew you'd take it hook, line and sinker! I knew in your crazed haze to spring up a defense, you'd never take note of the differences in spellings.

Pray tell, since the spellings are different, how then did you get the mention?

Again, your HATTCHETT (not the one mentioned) moniker has been inactive for a while but it's suddenly active and on this thread?

This is my amphitheater, hermit! I control your fate and when the orchestra is in play, the only thing about you that'd be moving are tears flowing down your eyes as I bring hell to your abode! It's a dance of e-death and you'd be going under.
Now you understand why I'm always a thousand steps ahead of you. I know your future 'cause I direct your actions. You are my puppet and right here, before the viewing public, I'd be 'telling' your tale of sordid affairs, hopeless despair and the forlorn look of a breathing stiff!
Worthless masquerade! Here you'd learn what your father never taught you - bowing down to superior knowledge.
May a thousand blowflies feed on your shriveled phallus! [/b]

Hattchett:



Huge pile of trash. If it isn't the sex-starved nigga who travelled down all the way to the east just to score a little girl's cünt and still got his lame ass handed back to him.

And you talk of pervision? I see you have no sense of pride and self-respect. I understand you are a lonely virgin hence your frustration bearing to the fore. Tell me, how has writing boring sex tales relieved your frustration? Porn would have been a better idea, but sadly, you'd have to wånk to death afterwards.

Old fool!

RobinHez:

LOL, na timetable for engineering be this o... Those guys ain't joking

RobinHez:

Sunday is a good idea for me too... I just hope all things go as planned.

School has resumed, at least I'm sure of that.

RobinHez:


Not yet boss... Still chilling in old man's house.

RobinHez:

That kin person, na to just put am for 'ignore mode'

TheBigBadTroLL:


A girl that gave you her password and you using it to pose as long of the KNIGHT and showed it off to naughtynaughty and other.

Even when he reported to the house that someone has been posting with her handle deep into the KNIGHT, you were reluctant to have her change her password because it was you.

Wait still. I have appetite to eat you whole. Take a purge pill and salivate on me, let's ride to hell.misspicy has been begging me offline on your behalf, yet you had the stupidity to open a thead to sound tough. Saggy-fleshed bastard.
i am built for controversy!!

[b]

Its about to go down....

coolknight:


look at greedy old Daniel , because he won in 2014 (price money ) he has turn mr and miss Nairaland to family business of extorting nairaland , i know If your father was not old you would have brought him to contest .

StunchLord:
I feel this belong here


I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face*

MBu.sh:


Old Mr neyoor, stop giving me accolades papa

I need you to throw your lame lines at me.... And watch me explain to you why a f00. l at 31 will remain Broke forever...

Throw lines at me and don't get our audience bored by receiving hits alone...

Are you Samuel Peters ??

Neyoor u see this huh, pick this one
& punch him baq like kilode...Niqqa u can do it

SpyGod:


dare he asker for it. Ontop how he's been drained with words from lez.z and ts.om all day, he still thinks he has the gut to open that his halitosis hub and spew nonsense on the thread.....

abovethelaw:
neyoor clear the way. I hope fyenestboi is seeing this?

talk to your campaign manager

MBu.sh:


Wow that justifies my claims...

Tell me, a Yoruba boy of 31 still unmarried ... It only portrays how joblessness and being broke has taken over you....

And to ease your frustration, you come online and type big grammars!!

Tell me, when you sold insurance on commission basis, you taught that was a job??

With your worn out suits and shoes you paraded round looking for an escape route!

Then instead of you to pray and look for a way out, you follow kids of your mates campaigning and looking for Mr Nairaland 50k...

May History never forgive you for being such an a$$hole to your generation

vanquay69:


Why don't you tag it

You seem to be excited be my guest "Ref"

vanquay69:
Every meaningful and non meaningful nairalander must join forces together to get rid of the Knights...They are behind every Controversy bunch of useless geeks especially the self styled Detective...That Nigga is mentally soft

iAmCharis:
How do you "shut" your fingers.

Go read your Queen Premier.

lezz:
Stop rushing me into marriage, my relentless fan. You're the living proof that marriage entered too soon has a disastrous fallout! And I thought you would learn from your parents!

Look at you! You can't even write a single sentence without announcing to the world daddy didn't prioritise your education because he had none.

CryBabies:


Clearly, you've no idea who I am. My reputation on NL is pristine. Always has and always will be.

Don't be silly. You're not that important. I don't care how your mind works. You're just sad. I felt sorry for you. Missclassy deactivated how many years ago and you seem like a paranoid little puppy trying to catch her trail. I rendered you some advice because it broke my heart seeing anyone like that. If the thread hadnt been deleted I would have offered you a job too.

So pray tell, how did you reach your conclusion?

aaaaaaahhH