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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:30pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
real balderdash, hogwash and nonsense.
Are you tryna used music lyrics you plagiarised from lil wayne songs to exchange abuses with me?
It's apparent that you're a teenager and too low beyond measures for me to bash.
Go get a life or better still join the league of your afonjas to dine on Amala and Ewedu.
Uniben's thread isn't a habitat for disgusting amphibious and cursed creatures like you.
Nonsense.
At the underlined, correct your error there. i can now see why you have been rejected by most universities in the county. Stùpid Malady Practicing Oaf.

Lil Wayne's? lmao, thats surely wahhh ppl of your line will say when they are shocked for thinking nobody could withstand their foolishness....Lol!

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:25pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
it's quite obvious that you're blind.
Ode go and read back what i quoted you and see the nonsense you typed. this time around, try and read it slowly..
Idìot.
Inconsequential Morónic Ape you are, i quoted the first post you
hurriedly made before you edited your bullshiiit. I've warned you tho, go diffuse your tantrums elsewhere not here.

I'm allergic to nincompoops of your caliber. You opined i will get it hot buh here you are acting calm lykah homeless sissy, Behave, that's all i got for you. #Destiny Amputated Piglët.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 9:07pm On Oct 14, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
wow really?
0h here comes the Coward, Is this wah u label hot? u've gathered all d courage & trash lines to spill out now after my reply sent shivers down your rotten spine.

Kindly fuçk off while you still have the grace or better still you behave yourself. Stop injectinq your tarnished genes by disrupting an easy going thread like this cuzz here ain't for failed-destitute repugnant wazzocks.

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Romance / Re: My Opinion: "Trendy" Ladies Make Better Wives Than "Churchy" Ladies by FuhckYhu: 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2016
0hk, summary plz....
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 5:56pm On Oct 14, 2016
Creeza:
Round 1
FIGHT!!!
I see, This place is just about to get topsy-turvy,
at least f0r d sake of sanity in here...#depends on if he dares me#
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 5:16pm On Oct 14, 2016
AIRTEL:
6 likes cheesy cheesy
Who are these wicked people ? lipsrsealed

grin grin grin
don't be so deceived, those are his
alternates majorly at work...
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 5:05pm On Oct 14, 2016
YorubasAreStupid:
my friend keep quiet.
If you don't wanna receive it hot from me this afternoon.
Better keep that mouth of yours shut.
#yawns# i just woke up & this is wah u reply me wid?
i really want it hot, how hot it can get depends on your doomed
malfunctioninq existence. You boy, must be arrogantly stupîd, #Plz reply..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by FuhckYhu: 9:48am On Oct 12, 2016
...e-fights, never missing in here.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 7:59pm On Oct 10, 2016
...orishirishi mumu loh wa.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 8:31am On Oct 10, 2016
kayceerilyn:
YIMU... That is what they will say until they have stayed in hall 3 for one year and then the story will change to " Baba na hall 3 I go stay till I graduate oh... Even if NDDC na free, I no go try am"
grin cheesy grin
...leave the guy o0, him better dey
arrange to dey still come squat for dat same hall 3 & 4.
or bettet still, buka go accommodate am if he waste tym.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 8:25am On Oct 10, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Hall 3/4 ke??
Laye! I can't stay in those hostels.. I'll rather stay with the security men.
...i was once like you, ndo.
which course u going f0r?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuhckYhu: 10:37pm On Oct 09, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Hello Doc Venus. Please can a newly admitted Engineering student get a bed space in NDDC hostel?? Abeg.. I need ur answer
...see this mahn, u better ship into hall3 or 4,
home of big boys & first class liveliness 24/7,
abi nddc dun baff ni.... grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Stfuareyoug0d And Prettythicksme Pre-wedding Pics#part 1 by FuhckYhu: 3:18pm On Oct 09, 2016
<<<––—–—–———––<

...Joke Section plz,
Neeeeeeeexxxxxxxt..

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Romance / Re: Grab Her By The Pvssy by FuhckYhu: 4:46pm On Oct 08, 2016
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 4:11pm On Oct 08, 2016
MlMZY:
Lezz , Kay
...account registered 2 weeks ago &
your first post is this? gerraarrahia! mìmzy my ass.
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 4:07pm On Oct 08, 2016
lez.znjr:
Dear, Hattchett/Decker/missclassy/grond/ why aren't you spontaneous? I hate to wait. Why your snail brain is still working up some lines, have this for a long read:


[b]You blazing offspring of gaudy, gala-yearning prostitute. I know your life is one empty hall of neglect and dejection.

How else can one explain the hysterical emotional anguish that could necessitate you to operate with a female handle for two whole years in Nairaland!!!

If only your mother learnt to close her legs, if only she was a little more selective, you would have been able to identify your father and he would've tutored you into being a man, not a transgendered milquetoast with a chronic personality disorder but she opened the doors to her condyloma-ravaged vagina with the frequency and indiscriminate manner of Heathrow international Airport!!!

That's why you are born fatherless, with a recurring, inflexible mental and emotional maladaptation!!!

You use your decker account to pretend to be a level headed guy, but your main intent is to fish for ladies.....you failed!!!

You created missclassy to woo yourself and create a false aura around yourself for two fücking years until you were bursted. Seems the failure-magnet is glued to your very skin, it just gets attracted to you in everything!


And you begrudge me for my skills with women online? You need a father to mould your fragile and despicable spirit into a man. I am ashamed of you, if only for coming to life as part of my gender!!!

Cursed progeny of envy and bitterness!!!

[/b]
...This was the knockout of the match, grin

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4307424_hqdefault_jpeg923502446efb5a99b7cf2bb4dbd85b24


....Well RIP to βoxer hattchet, gone too
soon after deactivating shapally....


...Just a single round fight, anyway we got a winner,
#Make i leave RING, call Mods now if una like...
grin

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 4:02pm On Oct 08, 2016
EmperorLee:


Jesu shocked shocked shocked shocked. The guy gbagadowsky grin cheesy grin.

Well, He who fights and runs away sha......
hahahah, buh that was too quick...
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:57pm On Oct 08, 2016
grin grin grin
....Account Deactivated..
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:53pm On Oct 08, 2016
You guys chill, hattchett should join us
real soon after this.....
wink grin

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:47pm On Oct 08, 2016
lezznjr:
Oya, where's hatchery?? Take this short one for refreshments why we tarry for round 3:


Your father was nothing put a guinea pig in the observatory lab of primatologist.....you're the end product of that experiment.

Bloody offshoot of an inferior disposable reprobate
cry
aaaaaaaHH.!

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:45pm On Oct 08, 2016
FuhckYhu:
#Dead Thread Awakening#
ROUND-2 is on, where hattchett ...
smiley
[size=22pt]^^^Hattchet 3-4 lezznjr^^^[/size]
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:43pm On Oct 08, 2016
lezznjr:
(part 1)

Boy, you keep making allusion to my age!!! If I'm 49, then your mother must be Jane,my dirty little hoe who I insisted give me head with a condom on! Did she tell you my name?

Biittch must have bitten a hole into my condom to keep my 5k per month charity donation coming ceaselessly.

But I'm wowed!!! My genius couldn't override your mother's stupidity which can only be measured in exabytes.

(Part2) Every good Nairalander out to swoon with joy and elation for your murder by my hands. You represent a century of encircled failures of your family lineage who are perennially the missing human link that never crossed the evolutionary phase of great apes into human species.

Wasted scum of human flesh
Miserable human fiend!

Haba na! chill small abi u wann kill
am rapidly ni, mehn i don't want a quick obituary..
cry

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:36pm On Oct 08, 2016
[size=17pt]#ROUND 2....

no time to dey breastfeed chicken[/size]
grin grin

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2016
EmperorLee:

That one na 5 points straight up grin
....lwkm, i no wann scare away his opponent,
buh check scores for up mehn
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:31pm On Oct 08, 2016
FuhckYhu:
#Dead Thread Awakening#
Lets go diaaaaa boys...
smiley
[size=19pt]^^^Hattchet 3-4 lezznjr^^^[/size]




>>>>>As e dey hot like pawpaw... grin.

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:29pm On Oct 08, 2016
lezznjr:
Dear, Hattchett/Decker/missclassy/grond/ why aren't you spontaneous? I hate to wait. Why your snail brain is still working up some lines, have this for a long read:


[b]You blazing offspring of gaudy, gala-yearning prostitute. I know your life is one empty hall of neglect and dejection.

How else can one explain the hysterical emotional anguish that could necessitate you to operate with a female handle for two whole years in Nairaland!!!

If only your mother learnt to close her legs, if only she was a little more selective, you would have been able to identify your father and he would've tutored you into being a man, not a transgendered milquetoast with a chronic personality disorder but she opened the doors to her condyloma-ravaged vagina with the frequency and indiscriminate manner of Heathrow international Airport!!!

That's why you are born fatherless, with a recurring, inflexible mental and emotional maladaptation!!!


You use your decker account to pretend to be a level headed guy, but your main intent is to fish for ladies.....you failed!!!

You created missclassy to woo yourself and create a false aura around yourself for two fücking years until you were bursted. Seems the failure-magnet is glued to your very skin, it just gets attracted to you in everything!


And you begrudge me for my skills with women online? You need a father to mould your fragile and despicable spirit into a man. I am ashamed of you, if only for coming to life as part of my gender!!!

Cursed progeny of envy and bitterness!!!

[/b]
shocked cry
....WhaaaaataaAhfuuckk!

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:25pm On Oct 08, 2016
Hattchett:



How many times have I opined that I am not missclassy, or have you used the discerning part of your brain to wipe fïrstéva's reeking cünt?

It's sickening a man your age would be on cyberspace chasing after teenage girls who you could father for sex. Have times have you been rejected? It's no longer a coincidence that it keeps happening. Fact is you are broke, ugly, unkempt and with the mentality of cavemen.

Your dirty linens are littered all over NL

If I were you relative, I'd exchange you for less than a cowrie.

You have never truly live your essence for existing. It's all in your hollow head. Lies, lies and deceits are what you make of your wretched life.

Ewu!
embarassed embarassed
..take it lezz.

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
#Dead Thread Awakening#
Lets go diaaaaa boys...
smiley
[size=19pt]^^^Hattchet 2-2 lezznjr^^^[/size]

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:19pm On Oct 08, 2016
lezznjr:
[s][/s]

You don't have lines, dopey looney!!! You always hide in an alternate to scream at me and it's always about girls! girls ! and more girls!! But I'm always ready, my trolling reservoir never runs dry.....weather you come in an alternate or main handle, I will unzip you like a duffel bag and suture you up carelessly like medical students do cadaver for experiment! cool



Your entire existence is not even worth the five minutes _fuck and sweat your parents perspired to conceive you.

You're the wrath of the gods on them for their sins.

you're an oafish regenerate saphead born with a natural trepidation for püssy, you're the afterbirth of a baboon's parturition. Stupid knucklehead.

One more expletive from you, and I'll hurl you back to your fluid-era and make sure your daddy used a condom to spare humanity its worst malignancy .

Nature's factory error you are. Bastardo!!!
sad
afterbirth of a baboon? Chimoooooo! ..

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2016
Hattchett:

Nice fold that piece and give to your fellow wankers, I'm sure it would make their dîcks erect.

This idîot have really lost touch with reality. You boast of bedding girls on cyberspace? It's just like my younger sister saying she has a doll to play with and it's in her English text. Do you realise how stüpid that sounds?

I would have proposed you go to an hospital for mental treatment, but I fear your case is above the ability of man.

Local prostitutes even have more dignity than you do.
Were you not disgraced last year by fîrsteva who you a$slick tirelessly? Repulsive hypocrite. I wish nairalanders could see you for who you are. Some time back, you and your surrogate son(sonofwank) combined to curse out laveda_ who's tagged the awon wêrey slave queen, but amazingly, you now want to stick your dïck there? Lol.

I'm not püssy-crazed like you who would sex anything.

Nasty 49-year-old ape. May your guts be used by hilly billy psychos for lunch.
shocked embarassed
0hhhh lord of mercyyyyyy....

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:03pm On Oct 08, 2016
OBTSubtle:
angry

Especially goat44
aaaaaH, a whole grandpa...

Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 3:01pm On Oct 08, 2016
Aderola15:

Nahhhhhh, they won'tcheesy. Pls one question, are you Dharey
yea...

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