₦airaland Forum

misscastle:
Adopted? I don't think so
Exactly the same face shape they've got

but can't you see one is blonde

Let the ladies come and answer this

RIP ENGLISH

FLAWLES:
Pikin de black like dat from birth? Iceberylin cum and carry ur son

Omg my screen

Kaiiiiii is he your son @op

Mhizizzy:

hope you add him on bbm

Counter thread

Mhizizzy:
Okay

mhizizzy the Op future Gf

Lala247:
Ok how r u tho

am doing great and you?

Dominiquez:
Everyone moves to the direction of the ball as we don't care about positions.

The owner of the ball selects first.

Offside is not a foul.

lmao no one want be a depender

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck under the car or
tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player gets automatic selection.




You can add yours if you can recall any

Lala247:
Lol oh my bad

U gonna arrest me

yes am going to report to NL police (faran.o and co)

ObiomaA:
thanks my love

GaY ALeRT



























DANGER AHEAD

Viktoh:
Mary kay


sam ladies as soon as dy remove dia bra dia b00bs jus fall lyk d wall of jerico

chooiiiii olympUs has fallen

She can leave both at home and walk unclad

Twaci:
Let's have fun Romancelanders. Get in here to rep ur base! Where are u as in right now?

As for me, am repping Aba - Abia State. So @ all Aba guys and babes, HOLLA!!!!!

What about u?

N.B: Derailers pls do not do that which u do best

Kaduna all the way

DocAdray:
I represent northern Nigeria...

which state to be precise

Lala247:
Y no ladies

U need us to check the rubbish ur doing

this thread is highly confidential we don't want you ladies to know what we are praying for but you manage to broke the law and open it

MimeeTee:
Lizard Brain....na hin I recommend for u...let's try dat one first

you mean you're gOing to give me the one you're usiNg now

Emeka71:
Meaning that NOKIA has been phased out of the Market for now.

Nokia Lumia Is very good too but nOt Is this nigerin economy

Emeka71:
How about Tecno?

I've never a tecno phone before but I think is good too

mirexxx:

then you did that @ your own risk

MimeeTee:
Btw you and Keketu,I no sabi who get brain pass!...I guess ur brain was sun-dried a long time ago...SMH

oga come help me with anoda brain plx

ALKARULEZZ:
killed over 90 in Benue........

chineeee That's ones their own case is a big one

Sometimes I wonder why some people are heartless

free2ryhme:
did one just quote me?

I do quote you again.

I wanna actually see what you can do fuctard

free2ryhme:
Nairaland dey breed slowpoke

really

ALKARULEZZ:
Fulani boy........ Call ur people to order o

wetin dey do again

Ipledge:
why e go tell us to narrate a story when not in English class

and d problem sef Nlnders prefer crazy stories and awkward moments

Just something that will make your day

By merely looking at the heading I know the thread will be boring

(1) My father my Father!
Anywhere any girl is planning to
use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using
her breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost
fire! Born them
(3) Any girl that has vowed that
she would never date me, God
make her to see me taking her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men
including me and wants to tie me
down with
pregnancy that is not mine, God
make her forget my
name!
(5) Any girl that m dating and
calls
me only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired..
Oh Lord.. Divert her calls to
kidnappers.
If U believe say 'AMEN'
If U dnt believe say 'NO

Daninya11:
gaskiya kam

sai kaga sunyi caaa Akan yarinya most exPecially facebook kaman mutum baida abinyi ita kuma tayita tuNanin ita wAta shegiya ce