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Politics / Re: APC Candidate Wins Controversial Kogi By-Election by fularm(m): 1:17pm On Aug 12, 2018
nero2face:
I was in Lokoja yesterday and witnessed the whole drama and I've to say that we're in great danger with de way APC is going, our election process in Nigeria is Dead and it's only God that can revive it, now I understand why APC want to make sure we remain in hardship, so they can easily manipulate us with their money, u can see how people we're rushing to collect 3k to vote for APC, they reduced it to 2k yet the rush intensified, they brought it down to 1k and people were still rushing to get the money and sell their votes, I don't blame those people, they're not corrupt but hungry, we need a Messiah in Nigeria

That's too bad bro. Can you give some pictures since you were there and know such pics will go viral on social media.
Romance / Re: I Am In 400 Level And A Male Virgin, Please Help by fularm(m): 8:54pm On Feb 20, 2018
igbozionism:
will be 21 by Oct this year and a 400l student in a fed university. I am an introvert and find it hard keeping conversations with the opposite sex though recently I have been managing to crawl out my shell and be more free with the opposite sex though that has not been easy.

I have not known any girl since my teenage years and I find it somehow unfulfilling to graduate next year without knowing any woman throughout my 5 years in the university

This is the problem. Anytime I am with a girl in my room(I live alone offcamp) and wants to make a move I feel very uncomfortable to the extent that my stomach starts making some disturbing noises. I can't explain the reason for the fear because I am sure that the girl wants what I want and I am also 100% sure she won't refuse. This has happened multiple times.

Recently I had this bae in my room. she came to collect movies from my laptop. she had no bra on just a short gown and her nips was pointing with her curved backside showing in the revealing tight gown.

she was clearly in the mood as she sat beside me and placed her head on top my shoulder with her warm nips pressing hard against me. I was totally nervous and my body became very hot, I just didn't know what to do or how to start the action as fear gripped me. I just disengaged from her and pretended to get something from my kitchen.

So naira landers, I don't know why I can't summon courage to subdue a woman despite the glaring green lights. I can't explain the sudden fear and nervousness that grips me whenever I am with a potential F-mate.

pls I want to know if the fear is common with first timers or is there something biologically wrong with me?

pls I really need this advice.

You better auction it and make big money 15m
Politics / Re: Distribution Of Cleaner Lagos Initiative Thrash Bags Begins by fularm(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21, 2018
jdluv:
nice but how many you go give us way go reach till year end
bro here in the US you buy your trash bag. #newNigeria #geturPVC

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Family / Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by fularm(m): 11:56pm On Jan 16, 2018
Adamrealman78:
She can't change. I saw this attitude long ago,but thought pure love and affection could reform her.if I continue in the relationship, she would ruin me into debt.

Ma gor. Best solution before is too late.

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Politics / Re: Barrister Festus Keyamo Shades PDP And Their Supporters On Twitter by fularm(m): 3:19pm On Jan 16, 2018
[quote author=doctokwus post=64246397] So father Mbaka is a looter,Archibishop Okogie is a looter,Dele Momodu is a looter,Soyinka is a looter,and all we here former supporters that now oppose Buhari with conscience were looters?
Clowns everywhere you go. grin grin
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This is how people escalate unnecessary information, the people you mentioned were they in the looting business in 2015? # newNigeria
Politics / Re: Fayose’s Kangaroo Panel Recommendations, A Joke Taken Too Far by fularm(m): 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2018
NOC1:


You just said what was in my mind. When I read about it in the afternoon I said one mumu spokesboy will respond to this.


Bro the spokesman need to justify his responsibilities. Fayose I think the man need to stop taking Ekiti weed.
Religion / Re: 5 Signs Your Destiny (ori) Has Been Stolen Or Snatched by fularm(m): 12:44am On Jan 09, 2018
If it has been snatched can it be collected back? How
Crime / Re: Terrorist Don Waney Finally Gunned Down By Nigerian Army (Graphic Photos) by fularm(m): 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2018
braimeddy:
Wow! This is real good news to the omoku people. They will now have rest of mind.


If don wanny and his members can be caught and killed, why is boko haram that difficult? For many yrs they have been terrorizing dis country. This really show that some big politicians have their hands in it.
very true bro, but such actions were not taken when BH was at the teething period.
Business / Re: How To Start Plantain Chips Production by fularm(m): 9:11pm On Jan 04, 2018
You are very correct, while I was doing my nysc in kastina. This business generate 6500 naira /day.
But the story changed when I returned to Logos. [qquote author=Agricblog post=63897550]General Introduction to Plantain Chips Business in Nigeria

Plantain Chips are crunchy Nigerian snacks made with either ripe or unripe plantains. Plantain Chips which is made with unripe plantains are bright yellow while those made with ripe plantains are deep yellow in colour.

It is also known as sweet banana chips it is great and healthy for all ages. You can take for Launch or Give it for your Children as a welcome Market gift for parents.

Plantain chips production is one of the easiest businesses you can start in Nigeria if you want to generate quick cash within a short space of time of starting. We deem it necessary to post this Training just to properly welcome you to this year 2016, so take this opportunity by venturing into this Business after learning what it take in starting it.

WHY THIS BUSINESS IS LUCRATIVE

The reasons why plantain chips production business is easy to set up is because plantain chips is a snacks widely eaten by all.

The startup capital requirement is low, and you don’t need to rent a shop to start and plantain is readily available in the country, especially in Lagos, South/Middle belt regions of Nigeria.

With an initial startup capital of around #13,000, you can generate an income of at least #80,000 per day when you are able to produce about 1,000 packets of plantain chips on daily basis.

You can hardly lose your money if you invest in plantain chips production, starting a plantain chips business will not be a bad ideal, it is a good source of income. You can hardly lose money if you invest in plantain chips business

READ MORE: Top 10 Agriculture Opportunities In Nigeria

MAJOR INGREDIENT IN STARTING UP PLANTAIN CHIP PRODUCTION BUSINESS IN NIGERIA

If you dream and want to venture into this business, here are the basic requirement you must have at hand.

1. Recipe for Making Plantain Chips
2.Plaintain (ripe and unripe)
3.Vegetable Oil for frying
4.Salt to taste
5.Grinded Ginger (Optional)
6.Grinded Garlic (Optional)
7.Grinded Pepper (Optional)

Basic Preparations To Follow
Below we have stated the Basic steps you must take to done this business in a proper way
Wash and peel the plantain.

• Slice the Plantain into a bowl of water. It is advisable to use a vegetable slicer to it will be equal, the water helps prevent the plantain slices from changing colour.

• Add Salt to taste and Stir
Transfer the plantain slices to a sieve to drain the water.
Add the grinded pepper, ginger and garlic if necessary
Switch on your Gas cooker or Stove
Put your vegetable oil into a frying pan make it hot
Then start frying don’t make it too brownish in colour.

• Market Strategy

You can make yours very tasty by adding some other ingredients apart form the normal chips seen on the streets, add a little ginger,galic and pepper to it, this will make your customers ask for more and it will bring a lots of turnover at the end of the month.

• Start Advertising It
You can start by telling your neighbors, collegue in the office showing a sample of your chips. Print a label on your chips with your company name it, social medias like facebook, twitter, whatsapp is also another good place to market your business.

OTTER TACTICS TO IMPLEMENT

Have Appealing Business Name
Business Name is the name you want to give your business, it is the name you want to be known, some companies like Gala, Chi Limited, Cakes and Creams e.t.c are names that are popular, unique and appealing.

The Unique Selling Proposition

We would recommend Strongly that you find out what your unique selling point are and your real strength You must allow your target customers know your unique selling proposition in selling that product to them. Let them know the value in paying for the premium of your product. Coca Cola has a taste that no other beverage has in the world, and that makes it unique and sells everyday.
With the steps above We believe this would help achieving your dreams in chips production should in case you are planning to start it. Happy New Year From AGRICINFO TEAM.
http://www.agricinfo.com/2018/01/how-to-start-plantain-chips-production.html?m=0
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Family / Re: My Brother Is Addicted To Weed And Now Tutolin, HELP! by fularm(m): 8:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
I do weed also. But 1. Try and identify your brother's friend status, if they are better than him. Please I beg of you tell your parent ASAP. 2. If his a very rugged guy that all his intake does not affect his way of life, let him understand blue, codeine etc can shorten his lifespan he need to abstain from it.
mssrosa:
Hello Fam!

This is something I wish I wouldn't have to do but I am left with no option as I am at the crossroads.

My brother started smoking lets say about 6-5 years ago, I only got to find out 3 years. He is my immediate elder brother so we are pretty much close, we are also from a Christian family and I can assure you that we were brought up very well. We have other elder siblings (boys).

From his story, I found out he started smoking when he got into University. He got into the federal university in my state and since we weren't based there, he lived alone in the family house.

This is someone who got into school and for his first year studying engineering, he had a very strong 2.1 and bagged Agbami scholarship. Fast forward to 3 years later, he dropped to a 2.2(which he later graduated with) and lost his Agbami scholarship. This same year he came home for hols and started being all by himself. One way or the other, my parents caught him smoking one day, dad scolded him, mum did same but later on went to plead with him to stop. He promised he would but still went back to smoking.

Right now before he goes to someone's house to maybe spend few days he would ask questions like: is there a backyard, is there a lone time in the house? Privacy etc, just so he would smoke.

He smokes weed EVERY single DAY!!!
And now he is getting really slim, anytime I try to talk to him about it he gets angry and walks away.

Just few days ago I noticed he has been drinking something he calls "purple"(he mixes it with maybe coke or ChiExotic). I went into his room and saw a bottle of tutolin which is obviously his "purple". I asked him why he was drinking it, he said he felt like and I told him I was gonna tell someone in the family.

NOW TO MY QUESTION

Should I go ahead and tell a family member/all or I should keep talking to him?

Family / Re: Traditional Marriage Ceremony in U.S.: NEED HELP! by fularm(m): 1:39pm On Jan 01, 2018
THere are so many event planer here in Maryland. It will be memorable event. tongue
tvandy10:
Hello Everyone,

I am getting married towards the later end of next year.

My father is Yoruba and my mother is from Calabar. I was born in Nigeria but have been in the U.S. since I was a young girl. My fianceé is Oyinbo and we are doing a traditional wedding ceremony.

Does anyone know where I find the steps for the Efik and Yoruba ceremony? My fianceé's family wants to join in a just wants a little more information so they can full participate. I don't just want them to sit there dumbstruck. I want them to be a part of it. I've tried searching for steps to the wedding, but haven't gotten good results. I basically want a program, what goes first, what is last, what to do in each part.

My parents are also helping me but I figure the more information I get, the better.

Any help or suggestions will be welcomed.

Thanks in advance,

TV10

Ps,

Here's an example of the steps in a Hindu wedding: https://www.thoughtco.com/hindu-wedding-rituals-1770478

Looking for something similar.
Religion / Re: Drawing Of Pastor E. A. Adeboye By A Nairalander by fularm(m): 2:11am On Nov 27, 2017
Slimszy:
A photo realistic drawing of Pastor E. A. Adeboye, the General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God by Kalejaye O. T.

I take commissions too.
bro DM me @sherifatoshodi on Twitter.
Politics / Re: Fayose Climbs Ladder To Inspect Flyover Construction (Photos) by fularm(m): 9:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
successmatters:
Waiting here to see the shrunken baba presido inspecting a project on a ladder 50 feet from the ground grin

I wonder what Amode should do, common fly over you dey climb ladder, at least you have buildings in Magodo you can see the length of work done on Lagos. Have you seen where our action governor do such barbaric act? Ekiti people need to get little more expose. Ko ma fii bread koyin lobe lo

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Politics / Re: Suspended DG NIA Weeps, Barred From Aso Rock by fularm(m): 5:32pm On Apr 19, 2017
urboy1:


By why the VP?? same with SGF, why the VP... something aint right

Yes it will berthed VP because Baba don't welcome unnecessary lobbing. I love Baba too much slow motion but deadly

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Politics / Re: Heads May Roll As Presidency Probes Ownership Of Ikoyi Billions –investigation by fularm(m): 9:08pm On Apr 16, 2017
Nutase:
e pain am. grin
That is the warped thinking you guys have. When Sahara reporters accused Dino of not having a certificate he went to court because he could prove that he is a graduate. Let the dog of Ubima do same if truly the house does not belong to him.

How do you want him to prove that other than making a public statement the flat doesn't belong to him. Or what else do you want?
Properties / Property Developer by fularm(m): 2:11pm On Mar 25, 2017
I have a property that fetches 920k/annum , need a developer that will give me 3.5million Naira to take over the property for agreed years. 07036764593
Politics / Re: 'Nigeria Is A Country Of Savages & Animals' - Nnamdi Kanu Sparks In Court.Photos by fularm(m): 6:49am On Mar 02, 2017
CoolFreeday:
People are pleading for him buy he is not helping himself.


don't mind the animal. his just making public stunt.
Business / Re: What Business Can Start Doing With 400k? (Your Idea Is Welcome) by fularm(m): 3:11pm On Mar 01, 2017
yourboss:
Good day sir/ma

Pls I need your ideas on a business which I can start or invest in with 400k so I can be earning some profit... Pls I'm not into bets or ponzi schemes, I wanna start the business that I will run myself like shops and other business, I'm a young guy age ranges between 20 - 25.


Your ideas of business is welcome pls kindly contribute and I will really appreciate. Thanks

good, I have a dry cleaning business of customer base of 100 or more and it fetches me 70k every month. I am willing to sell it for 450k. I am relocating with my family and such business needs personal monitoring. that's 8f you are interested and stay around ikotun Egbe
Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by fularm(m): 6:58am On Feb 22, 2017

we dated about 16 months. Trust me its not a flaw that can be remedied. Didnt yiu read the part where I said i could be temperamental??
I dont wana have to hit a lady in ma life but she was making me see reasons to. Thats why i quietly walked away. i truly love and adore her, but I cant keep up with the Insults.

you don't get it, it can surly be amended if she truly cares. and you truly love her as well. very workable
Politics / Re: ''I Carry Bible Bullets To Fight APC'' - Fayose Blows As PDP Govs Dump Sheriff by fularm(m): 7:35am On Feb 21, 2017
BUHARIISCURSED:
Only this man makes me wanna be a YORUBA man, aside him and FFK i dont wanna be one grin

you are a thief. see those you mention as your mentor
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Reminds Nigerians Of The Alarm He Raised Over Missing $20billion-PIX by fularm(m): 12:09pm On Feb 14, 2017
Bujumbura:
All these nonsense to divert our attention from buhari health status. I refuse to join in these wailings
what is your business with the president health. you should be more concern in the fight against corruption than the Health of Mr President, leave his health to God, He will surly keep him strong.
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Reminds Nigerians Of The Alarm He Raised Over Missing $20billion-PIX by fularm(m): 12:05pm On Feb 14, 2017
omenkaLives:
And what did the Grand Commander of Thieves of the Federal Republic of Nigerria do then; SACK HIM!

That is who jonathan was, is, and will always be.
members supersed members in even Akpabio don't know about 20b dollars. O boy Wahala dey ooo

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by fularm(m): 6:36am On Feb 14, 2017
Remii:


one should ask him which religious or tribal divide do the people of Ife and Modakeke belong when they were killing each other in 1990s? these senseless killings are local communal wars , but they get worse when people from far away put fire by given religious and tribal dimensions to it for their own selfish reason.

for me I see FFK and ode Agbalagba (old fool) at the present state of the country why will you be promoting religion crisis. The guy don't know Nigerians are wise and know the real cause of our problem.
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Criticizes APC Budget For 2017 In New Tweets by fularm(m): 10:35am On Feb 07, 2017
Acetyl:
At least he tried bro
guy wake up. his telling us what we know, he knows where to deal it of his truly serious to take it up. most gullible senator, just like fayose lol

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Criticizes APC Budget For 2017 In New Tweets by fularm(m): 10:31am On Feb 07, 2017
ct2:
this people are our problems if u as a senetor have our interest at heart ,reject all ur allowance and pay
I don't know why he did not include the senators allowance while making his common sense of the foot.

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Buying Yams At A Market Place (Photos) by fularm(m): 11:05am On Jan 22, 2017
jasssbabe:
Why him? what happen to his wife and maids?

Wife: Tony, Yam no dey house oo

Tony: how much will you need?

wife: 200k.

Tony: haba na one Lorry you wan buy, don't worry I'm in Aba will get it on my way back.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jammeh Begs To Stay In His Village As ECOWAS Troop Storms Gambia by fularm(m): 9:55am On Jan 20, 2017
broseme:
May be u don't know the meaning of Banjul.Let me use Nigeria as an example,ECOWAS troops enter Nigeria via Lagos,does it mean they are already in Abuja?Can't you see the TV station isa well respected station in Gambia.Troops have entered Gambia and maintained strategic positions in Gambia but have not advanced to Banjul.Do I grab now?

Smile
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Go On Leave, Osibanjo To Serve As Acting President by fularm(m): 11:20am On Jan 19, 2017
nwakibie3:
He wants to go hospital. How I wish it will turn out to be a journey of no return grin grin

this to your president? I gotta wake up.
Family / Re: Man Curses Out Families Who Squander Money Sent Home By Relatives Living Abroad by fularm(m): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2017
shammah1:
True talk. I intend sending money soon for building project but can't even trust no one yet.

there are private companies that does that. at least you will have rest of mind and you can even monitor it via video call.
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Insults Punch Correspondent, Needs To Attend Anger Management Classes by fularm(m): 11:59pm On Jan 09, 2017
I love the shirt.
Politics / Re: Army Displays Shekau's Flag & Qu'ran Recovered By Troops In Sambisa by fularm(m): 7:43am On Dec 29, 2016
for God sake what good is in a flag that is black and have gun as a major description. May God bless Nigeria Army and always safe them.

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