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aminho:
Kano tumbin gidwa Koda mekazo anfika up pillars of Kano masu gida

Ba shaka haka ne mutum na.tell them make them hear well.

As for me i will say in Ebele Goodluck Jonathan voice"FIRST LADY"

Demmzy15:
Mai Ruwa(local water seller in hausa)

she go fit puss truck kuwa.

naijainfogalery:
I nominate INTROVERT for the position of Abobaku , if you agree oya click like

Infact 100000000000000000 likes.

Onijagidijagan:
lakasticallaala threads always hit the front page pls give me 500likes cuz is my very first time being the first to comment on a front page thread

I'll love to be his Abobaku. i promise i will not run when he dies

Then let inform the ifa priest ,the chiefs and kingmakers of the good news.

AndroidCare:
make your android device become a glass with this...

pls show us the procedures.

Am expecting the M to be"Margarati or Masala or even Meatpie"hmmmmmm.

handie:
I believe there are still a few incorruptible and fearless Nigerian judges. Root em out and let the trials begin! If you see none, abeg take Jega to be reading the final judgements and trials be conducted by a jury of judges put under strict security watch

pls pity politcal tugs and orurubebians plleeaase!

funlord:


Fearless judges? 4 naija? I doubt if dey exist! Na only "judge dredd" go fit help us sentence these gigantic thieves oh!

you are 100000% right my brother,infact we need atleast 1000 of such judges(eg judge dredd , Robo cops and andriod cops)in each states of the federation.

laurel03:
Na how many live shekarau get self...

seems him get plenty,plenty lifes,the man get strong head.oooh.

@ that first rule why not use SIR or MA if the recruiter is unknown to you.
I give thank to GOD for hit first page thing.

forgiveness:
We attended the just concluded 2015 IYF(International Youth Fellowship) World Youth Camp in University of Ghana, Legon Ghana from 31st of July - 4th August, and because we arrived late at night we were given temporary accommodations for that night pending registration the next day. However, they took us to Elizabeth Francis Hall(hostel) where we were given a room.

At first, i thought it was the usual Nigerian public Universities but we got the ultimate surprises of our life, behold the rooms we were given was well painted with white paint i repeat sparkling spotless white paint, two bunk beds with school made foams, four tables and chairs obviously for four students, well designed wardrobe for each students, a toilet and bathroom with water running through the taps, a ceiling fan, tiled floors, fire alarm, private balcony to spread your clothes e.t.c almost or equivalent to what i saw in one Busan University in South Korea when i attended 2014 IYF World Youth Camp in Busan.

Chai!! I don die, see Ghana Ghana wey no get oyel pass us, come get pass better university pass us.

In fact, holistically we stand a better chance than Ghana but how they come get better facilities pass us. Ghanians i beg make una understand. no offense.

No wonder foreigner students full the University.

The next day we register and were given rooms in ISHI(International Students Hostel), the setting is different from the previous hostel. It has two beds with the school made foams, two designed wardrobes, two tables and chairs, a ceiling fan, fire alarm, balcony to relax and spread clothes, well tiled floors e.t.c. the bathroom and toilet are not in the rooms this time around but they are very clean with running water. They have kitchens with refrigerators and one other room.

Let me cut the story short. University of Ghana is far far far.....better than all ........... terms of beauty, maintenance culture, facilities e.t.c

I was told that the school is autonomous, and that they always renovates all the structures and facilities at the end of every session.

see the pictures for yourself.

1, Front view of Elizabeth Francis Hostel

2, other hostels arround Elizabeth Hostel

..

No wonder most students i taught in school"private school" whose parents are half Ghanian and Nigerian choose to further their studies in Ghana.Our government to do something on that.

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pls can the game be played on symbian and andriod phones and finally what is the amount of money deposited in each guestion point format listed.Thanks.

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guyXander:
After years of trying to use twitter, I finally came up with a thesis. Why did they make that thing? What's the purpose?
Instagram is another useless app. I take picture, I post it, you comment, why?!
Freaking useless.
BBM is another one. Why haven't they fold up?
The only useful thing in BBM is BBM channel.
Telegram is a no go area.
Viber: I get surprise when I see that app in someone's phone.
2go: We all agree on this one. I know right. Childish.
You don't need Skype if you've got facebook messenger!
It also does video call.
WhatsApp call is freaking annoying!
Facebook and Google will be relevant even in the next 20yrs.
Yahoo should contact me. I know a good marketer.
If you don't have a gmail account, I'll have to assume you are 5-10years older than me.
Grand pa get an android.
IPhone sucks in Nigeria.
BlackBerry just keeps getting it wrong.
Android is everything.
Xender has rendered USB useless.
Bluetooth™ should please start thinking of folding up.
5.0 (Lollipop) is damn great.
Windows 10 better make sense.
Galaxy s6 is the best phone that suits a Nigerian.
Simple server rocks on laptop via hotspot from your phone. No need for modem.
This is all my opinion.

You nailed everything clear and dip pls take it easy.

onismate:
http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1028-shocking-encounter-i-had-meeting-my-oga-where-i-went-for-interview

Bros,This is a good story from you which others can learn from,God bless you for shairing it with us,If i were film producer or director in any of the reputable movie industries be it kanwood, Nollywood etc,i would have used it to produced a great master-piece movie.

if it's true,then Nairaland should follow suit.

skyfullofstars:
There's an English movie called "The Party" from the 1960's. I recommend it to you all, it's hilarious! The only thing I deeply dislike about it is that the main character is from India, and he's portrayed as a dumb man. I hope that they don't mean to say that Indians are dumb in general... That's the only thing I criticize, but other than that is REALLY fun. I think you can look it up online.

ha that film is one of the best comedy film of all time watch it last in 1989,pls where can i get the film to download online.

bilulu:
bros I heard of ghajini.... acted by same actor of 3idiot

just watch"PK"acted by the same actor you will surely like it.

tonero230:
Coming to America

Just try watch "A THOUSAND WORDS"which Eddy Murphy act and thank me Forever.

let me book space,incase when it is available i will snatch it from other nairalanders sharp sharp and use it .or may be spread my mat and be on alert.
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Kockane:
Nice one.

In other news:

It's hard to pronounce Femi Gbajabiamila's name. In Kano, we just call him Baban Jamila.

you are 1000% right.

Collinz2:
I was surfing the net last night and download some movies when my uc browser pop up an apk file for download, i was wondering why cauas i never click any link for any apk file to download so i just take a look at the name "mp4tubeplayer.apk" i said okay since it was a video player let me download it and see its features, i click on download and within 5sec download was complete cause it was a little sized apk.

I install it and when installation was complete i navigate to my list of apps and saw the newly installed app, to my surprise it was having a pornographic icon i said okay cause sometimes i watch porns.

I launch the app and i saw a black screen i waited some secs and it take me to another screen asking me to activate the app i tap on activate and it took me to another screen but this time it was white, after some secs it is still displaying white screen i quickly minimise so i could continue my surfing and downloading.

I open my uc browser and i was on a website where ip is been checked, so i was just playing around to make my phone timezone match my ip address, i swipe down my notification panel and tap on the settings icon, i was suprised to see that my phone did not open up the settings but instead another thing showing my real ip address, phone name and version, my network provide ans so on, i quickly scroll to see more and i saw somthing saying my phone has been block by the U.S F.B.I and telling me to pay so 1000$ to a paypal account.

i though it was because of the U.S ip i was using that caused it so i change it to nigeria ip and yet that message still showed up and that was when i realised that the app i recently installed was a malicious softwarw (malware).

Now what went through my mind is to uninstall the app but how? cauae i dont have access to my phone settings no more.
but bang LUCKY PATCHER was the second thing on my mind and i quickly launch it so i could uninstall it but no way cause it will still take me to the phone settings and it will say uninstall was unsuccessful. I was confused and i decide to use lp to freeze the app, freezing the app disable it but i cant still access my phone setting that msg still show. I also decide to use es file explorer to uninstall it but no prevail and the only way is to hard reset the phone


I cant just reset it, all my apps, data and tweaks will be gone cause i dont have a backup of my rom. Since the app is a malware i decided to see its permission.
I re-launch lp navigate to the malicious app select and click on info to see its permissions, and i saw these
1. It has the permission to use the internef
2. It can read my phone state
3. It can write on my sdcard
4. It can interfer with my call (both incoming and outgoing calls)
5. It can control my phone screen. Thats why i cant enter the phone settings.
6. And lot more

So i was just tapping anything i saw on lp and i notice lp can change the app's permission and i quick tap on it and i disable all the permission, rebuild the apk and lp install it.

I quickly go to settings and i was able to access it, i quickly rush down to app manager and uninstall the app and it was successful. My heart was filled with joy i delect every trace of the malicious app from my phone.


So guys mind the kind of app you download from an unknown source so u wont have the same issue like mine or worst.

And lucky patcher is a most have app.

SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH OR WRITE UP una know say i no finish kg3

yhank for the awareness pls can you tell us the site you mistakenly download the app with malware so that we nairalanders can take note.Thanks.

i will just switch to plan "B" which is my laptop for the main time B4 the phone get repaired.so nothing much boring about that.

MaleoPearls:
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
MY GENERATION!
MY GENERATION!!
MY GENERATION!!!

i must confess am guity of 98% of all what you ve listed,Got me thinking of my childhood days.Pls use it to creat a new topic at the right section.am begging you pls.

saintol:
abeg, wetin be the title of the movie self? I must see the end.

the title should be "Bleepious Trap escaped by the inocent guy season1 episode 1" episode 2 will be release by me same time next week, dont miss it if you do,dont cry.

Toks2008:
I actually was one of the people who brought in GNLD from Ghana in 1999.

I went through hell trying to market these products and the stress made me dump it because the more i tried the more i realize how futile it was due to bad economy.

Even till date the same problem persists because in order to grow, you must make down-lines which is no issue but making a speculated PV(Point values) is the problem.

The good news is that every one interested in raising substantial money to start any business of choice can now take advantage of a global cooperative program which gives you the opportunity to generate over 25,000euro with zero capital.

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pls can you send info about such opportnity to my email.
At jibrilsalihu2015@gmail.com

fattbabakay:
What's GNLD??

stand for "Golden Neo Life Diamite",i was once a member i stoped at "senior manager"rank,and my last pay i recieve is #28,400 that was Feb 2007.i stopped becos my upline director@kano is not helping his downline members to expand their business.my upline director@ that time is Abdulhakeem Mudashiru a well known "1 Ruby Director"earning over #300,000 per month.