₦airaland Forum

1love4all:
Allah please grant me the wealth, sound health, sound mind to perform more than one hajj and may all be acceptable by you Allah....ameen.

And for every muslims who wish for same.

/AMIN

NaijaTalkTown:
If you are indeed a superhero, then I suggest you go to Sambisa forest and find Shekau . N10million if you come back alive.

@oups for this to be possible I think he would need the help of PMB"captain Nigeria" and the indomintables to achieve that.

NaijaTalkTown:
If you are indeed a superhero, then I suggest you go to Sambisa forest and find Shekau . N10million if you come back alive.

@oups for this to be possible I think he would need the help of PMB"captain Nigeria" and the indomintables to achieve that.

Wailing wailers and haters appologise to Nigerians and Nairalanders now or go hug PHCN transformer or go jump into lagoon,ocean ...etc.

phyllosilicate:
http://leadership.ng/news/458530/abu-gets-youngest-37-year-old-prof-doko

while Bayero University Kano produced one of the youngest degree and Phd graduates.
Soon we would have the youngest VC.

am afraid even our proudly Glo naija network will soon join them in this drama.

iphone emm wait a minute let me ask my students first.
first page thing,main while Happy Friday to my brothers and sisters for making me hammering front page again.
Love U all. ;Diphone emm wait a minute let me ask my students first.
first page thing,main while Happy Friday to my brothers and sisters for making me hammering front page again.
Love U all.

mystyque:
Time to port to Glo. Made in Nigeria

my brother even GLO is just about to join the eMpTy heN in this drama.

skondo09:
How I wish Nigerians can learn to appreciate their own thing and grab glo as their first network then all others can follow.

My brother even GLO have join MTN in this mess ,infact my GLO sim is just doing press up Before porting to Etisalat.
The mods should do the needful things"FP"pls

Starships4u:
Hit like if u believe those who commented exactly 2:40 are robots....

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segebobo:
LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,
FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD
LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM
YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED
BY
YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE
PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT
COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF
THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT
THIS
PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN
WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE
THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE". Pls don't
laugh alone ooooo!

ha ha hah aha aha aha my stomach ahh ha ha ha aha ha ha ha hia hai haua hu hu hu hoo hoo hi cant stop laughing ha ha ha heia huo hou hae hae! !.............

daremarvell:
Innjoo fire plus
Android 5.1 Lollipop with 1.4GHz Octa-core 64bit processor
2gb RAM, 16GB internal memory
13mp back camera, 5mp front
5.5 inch IPS display with 1280*720 resolution
3600mAh of battery
with fast charging technology
Complete specifications
The handset comes with IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen with 5.5-inch 720 x 1280 pixels screen that promises a clear visual effect even under strong outdoor lighting conditions

Innjoo fire plus is powered MediaTek MT6580, 64-bit Octa-core with Cortex-A7 and a 2 GB RAM that offers impressive performance. Its internal storage sits on 16GB (expandable via microSD slot to 128GB)

Camera
It has 8MP rear camera with LED flash at the back and 5MP front snapper.

Connectivity & Power
Innjoo fire plus supports Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot, DLNA, Wi-Fi Direct Bluetooth and the whole system operation is powered by 3600mAh.

General features
IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors size: 5.5-inch 720 x 1280 pixels (267 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch: Yes
Loudspeaker: dual speaker
Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Alert Types: Yes
3.5mm jack: Yes
Yes, up to 128 GB
Internal: 16GB, 2 GB RAM, up to 128 GB external
CPU: 64-bit Octa-core with Cortex-A7
GPU: Mali 400-MP2
Processors: MediaTek MT6580
OS: Android 5.1 Lollipop
Primary: 13MP, phase detection autofocus, LED flash
Features: Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, HDR, panorama
Video: Yes
Secondary: 5MP
2G: GPRS – up to 32 to 48 kbps; EDGE – up to 236.8 kbps
3G: Up to 21.2 mbps downlink; Up to 5.76 mbps uplinks
WiFi: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot, DLNA, Wi-Fi Direct
Bluetooth: Version 4.0, A2DP,USB: microUSB v2.0Capacity: 3600mAh battery with fast charging

Innjoo Halo Specs
Below are the full specifications of the just launched Innjoo Halo
· Network : 2G and 3G
· Dimension: 154 X 71.86 X 8.8mm
· SIM: Dual standby Micro SIM
· Display : 5.0inches IPS display with 540 X 960 pixel screen resolution
· Camera : 5MP back camera with LED flash and a 2MP front facing camera
· Video: 720p@30fps
· OS: Android 5.1 Lollipop
· Processor : 1.3GHz Quad-core, MediaTek MT6580 chipset with Mali-400 MP2 GPU
· Storage and Memory : 8GB internal with external MicroSD, up to 32GB and 1GB RAM
· WiFi connectivity and Bluetooth: WiFi hotspot, WiFi direct and version 4.0 bluetooth
· Loud Speaker and Audio Port: Yes with 3.5mm jack
· GPS: A-GPS
· USB : Micro USB V 2.0
· Battery : 3200mAh Li-Po battery
· Others : HTML 5 browser, Accelerometer and proximity sensors, SNS integration, document viewer, image viewer and editor, FM radio etc.

are their batterys removable.

drss:
Instead of wasting ur time lecturing a faceless forum, why don't u go and sell gworo at aso rock? Maybe, just maybe u may be lucky this time. Ur financial break through is just around the corner.

@oups!am even making it big in the business i already have my Gworo Depots which supply Kolanuts to all geopolitical areas of the country including south-east.Dont forget my brother that my Goods"kolanut" is what unites everybody in this country just like the game of Football.

HISTORY CLASS for wailing Wailers and haters: Do you know that we have 256 Ethnic group in Nigeria? Do you know it's only President Buhari of APC that 1st Open our mind to Federal Character by Ethnic (Major/Minor) not by Popular ethnic?
Check the list of PMB appointments so far with the Ethnicity afflictions:
-President - Fulani,
-V.P - Yoruba,
-Sen.President - Yoruba,
-Dep.Sen.President- Igbo,
-Speaker - Sayawa,
-Dep.Speaker - Yoruba,
-CJN - Hausa,
-CBN Gov.- Igbo,
-GMD NNPC- Igbo
-FIRS - Yoruba,
-DG BPP - Igbo,
-DG SSS - Fulani,
-CDS - Yoruba,
-Army - Babur
-Airforce - Hausa,
-Navy - Ibibio,
-CGC - Hausa,
-CGI - Gwandara,
-GCNSCDC - Nupe
-NSA - Kanuri,
-SGF - Kilba,
-NIS - Egon,
-NCS - Fulani,
-SSA Sen- Annang,
-SSA Reps - Hausa.
All these positions has some tribal/ethnic
reflections.
Wailing Wailer and haters should apologise to Nigerians now!

HISTORY CLASS for wailers and Haters off PMB
Do you know that we have 256 Ethnic group in Nigeria? Do you know it's only President Buhari of APC that 1st Open our mind to Federal Character by Ethnic (Major/Minor) not by Popular ethnic?
Check the list of PMB appointments so far with the Ethnicity afflictions:
-President - Fulani,
-V.P - Yoruba,
-Sen.President - Yoruba,
-Dep.Sen.President- Igbo,
-Speaker - Sayawa,
-Dep.Speaker - Yoruba,
-CJN - Hausa,
-CBN Gov.- Igbo,
-GMD NNPC- Igbo
-FIRS - Yoruba,
-DG BPP - Igbo,
-DG SSS - Fulani,
-CDS - Yoruba,
-Army - Babur
-Airforce - Hausa,
-Navy - Ibibio,
-CGC - Hausa,
-CGI - Gwandara,
-GCNSCDC - Nupe
-NSA - Kanuri,
-SGF - Kilba,
-NIS - Egon,
-NCS - Fulani,
-SSA Sen- Annang,
-SSA Reps - Hausa.
All these positions has some tribal/ethnic
reflections.
Wailing Wailers,Haters ,Sahara reporters and Biafrauds should apologise to Nigerians now!

When both came to Nigeria,oppson and tecno engaged in hilarious cat and dog duel which was won by oppson,with anoyance tecno report the case to NCC and NPF and bribe them to arrest oppson since then no much news from them."am Just Joking ooo"

okitikpo:
I think the Economist will explain that better by telling you that human wants are unlimited

you are right,which is coupled with varieties of insatiable wants nature of we humans.

WARNING
Whoever knows a certain Dr. Azolibe always sending me mails about peni.s enlargement should warn him. I am not interested in any way and he should delete my e-mail from his database else the thunder that will fire him . . .



Gh[/quote]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah hu hu hu hu hu ,heiii my stomach cant stop laughing.

@OOOUUUPPPSSSS! Have they resolve the issues they have with NCC.

midolian:
Baba no fear any fvcking probe, man. Need I remind you of this statement b4 u believe? "It is better for Buhari to come to power in 2015 and jail me, than for Jonathan to come back and destroy the remaining Nigeria." - OBJ (2014)

This was b4 the elections.

Happy sunday

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misspicy:
Lies

Trues @Billion%

Revolva:
http://www.mediahoarders.com.ng/news/15-signs-that-show-you-are-dating-a-retired-prostitute-runs-girl

One of my babes exibit most of those things,one thing you forget to mention is that they dont allow guys to see their weapons of mass distruction in their Handbags and puse.
finally the best way to aviod them as a student is to tell them that you live with your parents,and for bachelors in the house the best way is to denial them sex.
In MARK HENRY VOICE WWE"That is what i do"bend on distrustion.

vascable:
http://vascable.com/sierra-leone-first-lady-surrenders-position-as-head-of-africas-first-ladies-to-aisha-buhari/

she done the right thing by given it to whom the Hijabi and scafe fits most.kudos

FlirtyKaren:
I just got a call and this email from Chukwuma Austin Dike, the Igbo corp member who recently shocked Nigerians after he converted to Islam from Christianity. Chukwuma, (pictured above), was serving as a Batch C corp member in Konshisha LGA Benue State when he made the conversion to fulfill his Buhari vow.

Chukwuma says he's gotten a lot of death threats and excommunication threates, so he wants to tell Nigerians why he converted. Please read:

Hello Laila, I need you to publish this for me. It's about why I joined Islam.

OPEN LETTER TO NIGERIANS; ALLAH IS MY GOD
ALL CITIZENS OF THE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

Dear Nigerians,

WHY I JOINED ISLAM
My name is Chukwuma Austin Dike. My Islamic name is Mohammed Mustapha. I'm from Mbaitoli Local Government, in Imo state, a graduate of political science from University of Nigeria Nsukka and I am presently serving the nation Nigeria in Konshisha local government in Benue state.

The truth is that I have always loved Islam as a kid in the 80’s in Dakata kano I played most times in the masjid (Mosque). I grew up loving the masjid not until my secondary school days when I left kano. To me is like a reunion but to those who saw the headlines, some said that I am dancing the macabre dance of religious cross carpeting, some said Buhari is my God but I say ALLAH IS MY GOD.
I join Islam based on CONVICTION and I don’t care about anybody’s interpretation; one with God is in the majority.

The vow: there is no controversy at all among those who knew me before May 29 except they decided to lie. I made the vow three times. Firstly, at wanunne camp in Benue state before some Muslim corpers in November 2014. Secondly, early December in my house before my family members and thirdly before the staff of the school I was teaching Government (my PPA) in February this year. Funny enough everybody thought I was joking.

What was my vow: Some Muslim brothers during a political argument told me last year authoritatively that Allah has given Buhari victory, no matter how hard the then president tries he will not win. I was flabbergasted! Then I vowed if Buhari wins this forth coming election, I will believe that ALLAH IS THE GREATEST and I will convert to Islam and serve ALLAH as my God. The vow was made before God and man.Thanks to ALLAH that I kept my vow.

On the issue of election and general politics Nigerians from the age of 18 and above, if u did not experience anything on the day of the presidential election and May 29 Handover, you are either immature or living a care free life.

On my view on Muhammad Buhari today, I rather advise Him to retain the principal of federal character and totally reject the political theory of winner takes it all; it is not healthy for our modern democracy and the political culture of Nigeria. Corruption is a canker worm; it’s like a virus eating Nigeria from the inside it must be treated like Ebola.

Having said this Mr President I solicit for general amnesty to all corrupt officers that will return his or her looted fund; because if amnesty can be granted to killing, it can also be granted to corruption. Furthermore, as you intensify your fight against corruption also include tribalism and religious intolerance.

NYSC should not be scraped but the allawee should be increased and at least the sum of 200,000 naira should be given to each graduating NYSC member to start a small scale business. This measure to me will reduce unemployment, because already at the camp most corpers had skills acquisition training. May almighty ALLAH grant you Mr President the wisdom to rule Nigeria, by the special grace of ALLAH we shall meet in Aljanah.

As a Muslim I have received a lot of death and excommunication threats but in all I thank Almighty Allah for honoring me with Islam, my life and destiny is in the hand of ALLAH. SALAM.

- Chukwuma Mohammed Mustapha Dike

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/exclusive-igbo-corps-member-that.html

Allah is great,WE are xpecting more biafraudians to join soon. stay tune.next

appini:
The only way Osho can make reasonable comments, is for the federal government to abolish the drinking of Gulder beer.

including sapele water and ooorrrriiiiggiiin.

it better be so

Happiness87:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/flood-takes-over-kano-metropolis/218044/#.VdbNOlT4LQ8.facebook

That is even small,Just come to areas such as Darmanawa,Ringi ,jan bulo and Wailari gari and some areas @Naibawa in kano you will think that those areas are Lagoons.

Goddygee:
Wetin concern me, u get moni to buy xpensive data whr no go last? Tweaking is nt only dn in Nigeria, it is evn wrse in india, xo no make i feel guilty...

the tweaking is so worst in china,the are the ones that taught we nigerian.I beg ALLAH to forgive me , my brothers and sisters.

Mai gaskiyar ride on we full in support in all ur policies.SAI BABA.

lumzybo:
Just as expected.

9ja version of "Games of Thrones". The lannisters are showing their faces. More drama to come.

You are 100,000% right.on the part of ifa priests we would likely have our naija version of"Legend of the Seeker"or Merlin.

Obiwannn:
Hope 1 Naira equates 1 Dollar after his visit?!

after the visit 1 Naira will equates 10 Dollars. Hit likes if you believe otherwise share.

lekjons:
Na for women to begin dey rape remain.

our news headlines in few months to come:

1. 60yrs old woman raped a 18yrs old boy
2. 70yrs old couple died in a marathon sex
3 court breaks 50yrs old marriage over wife's infidelity

in that case Bros we are in big trouble,chai what are we going to do now.