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Phones › Re: How I Install A Malware On My Android Phone And How Lucky Patcher Helped Me by Fundango: 1:26pm On Aug 08, 2015
Collinz2:
I was surfing the net last night and download some movies when my uc browser pop up an apk file for download, i was wondering why cauas i never click any link for any apk file to download so i just take a look at the name "mp4tubeplayer.apk" i said okay since it was a video player let me download it and see its features, i click on download and within 5sec download was complete cause it was a little sized apk.

I install it and when installation was complete i navigate to my list of apps and saw the newly installed app, to my surprise it was having a pornographic icon i said okay cause sometimes i watch porns.

I launch the app and i saw a black screen i waited some secs and it take me to another screen asking me to activate the app i tap on activate and it took me to another screen but this time it was white, after some secs it is still displaying white screen i quickly minimise so i could continue my surfing and downloading.

I open my uc browser and i was on a website where ip is been checked, so i was just playing around to make my phone timezone match my ip address, i swipe down my notification panel and tap on the settings icon, i was suprised to see that my phone did not open up the settings but instead another thing showing my real ip address, phone name and version, my network provide ans so on, i quickly scroll to see more and i saw somthing saying my phone has been block by the U.S F.B.I and telling me to pay so 1000$ to a paypal account.

i though it was because of the U.S ip i was using that caused it so i change it to nigeria ip and yet that message still showed up and that was when i realised that the app i recently installed was a malicious softwarw (malware).

Now what went through my mind is to uninstall the app but how? cauae i dont have access to my phone settings no more.
but bang LUCKY PATCHER was the second thing on my mind and i quickly launch it so i could uninstall it but no way cause it will still take me to the phone settings and it will say uninstall was unsuccessful. I was confused and i decide to use lp to freeze the app, freezing the app disable it but i cant still access my phone setting that msg still show. I also decide to use es file explorer to uninstall it but no prevail and the only way is to hard reset the phone


I cant just reset it, all my apps, data and tweaks will be gone cause i dont have a backup of my rom. Since the app is a malware i decided to see its permission.
I re-launch lp navigate to the malicious app select and click on info to see its permissions, and i saw these
1. It has the permission to use the internef
2. It can read my phone state
3. It can write on my sdcard
4. It can interfer with my call (both incoming and outgoing calls)
5. It can control my phone screen. Thats why i cant enter the phone settings.
6. And lot more

So i was just tapping anything i saw on lp and i notice lp can change the app's permission and i quick tap on it and i disable all the permission, rebuild the apk and lp install it.

I quickly go to settings and i was able to access it, i quickly rush down to app manager and uninstall the app and it was successful. My heart was filled with joy i delect every trace of the malicious app from my phone.


So guys mind the kind of app you download from an unknown source so u wont have the same issue like mine or worst.

And lucky patcher is a most have app.

SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH OR WRITE UP una know say i no finish kg3 grin grin grin
yhank for the awareness pls can you tell us the site you mistakenly download the app with malware so that we nairalanders can take note.Thanks.
Phones › Re: How Do U Cope When Ur Phone Is Faulty Or Lost? by Fundango: 8:04pm On Aug 07, 2015
i will just switch to plan "B" which is my laptop for the main time B4 the phone get repaired.so nothing much boring about that.
Politics › Re: Don’t Give Fashola Appointment,civil Society Group Tells Buhari-PUNCH by Fundango: 8:53am On Aug 07, 2015
MaleoPearls:
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
MY GENERATION!
MY GENERATION!!
MY GENERATION!!!
i must confess am guity of 98% of all what you ve listed,Got me thinking of my childhood days.Pls use it to creat a new topic at the right section.am begging you pls.
Romance › Re: How She Brought Her Friend To Our Hotel Room And Regreted Knowing Me by Fundango: 2:36pm On Aug 06, 2015
saintol:
abeg, wetin be the title of the movie self? I must see the end.
the title should be "Bleepious Trap escaped by the inocent guy season1 episode 1" episode 2 will be release by me same time next week, dont miss it if you do,dont cry.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Nigerians Scared Of G.N.L.D by Fundango: 1:02pm On Aug 06, 2015
Toks2008:
I actually was one of the people who brought in GNLD from Ghana in 1999.

I went through hell trying to market these products and the stress made me dump it because the more i tried the more i realize how futile it was due to bad economy.

Even till date the same problem persists because in order to grow, you must make down-lines which is no issue but making a speculated PV(Point values) is the problem.

The good news is that every one interested in raising substantial money to start any business of choice can now take advantage of a global cooperative program which gives you the opportunity to generate over 25,000euro with zero capital.

Check my signature.
pls can you send info about such opportnity to my email.
At jibrilsalihu2015@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Nigerians Scared Of G.N.L.D by Fundango: 11:15am On Aug 06, 2015
fattbabakay:
What's GNLD??
stand for "Golden Neo Life Diamite",i was once a member i stoped at "senior manager"rank,and my last pay i recieve is #28,400 that was Feb 2007.i stopped becos my upline director@kano is not helping his downline members to expand their business.my upline director@ that time is Abdulhakeem Mudashiru a well known "1 Ruby Director"earning over #300,000 per month.
Phones › Re: D New Amazing Itel Inote Prime Tablet by Fundango: 8:58am On Aug 06, 2015
LadyFiona:
This is my problem now. Mine won't charge more than 50% in 5hours and will drain in record time. This is worrisome. Carlcare should do something here before it spoil market for them.
Too bad,looks like this issue is caused mainly by the battery used for the tablets by the manufacturers.we owners of the tablet have fall on what is called"ONE CHANCE".I pray Carlcare should be able to find final solution to this.
Phones › Re: D New Amazing Itel Inote Prime Tablet by Fundango: 9:05pm On Aug 04, 2015
HiggsBoson:
note, this is a user experience. bought this phone April this year so i have solid proofs for all i am about to type
i am sorry, but i had to do this for my unsuspecting brothers and sis, think twice before getting this tab. let us all say no to substandard products. i will post the pros and cons of this tab here

pros.. low price for a tab, 8 gb internal considering the price, 1gb ram, quad core processor, ARM processor which is an Upgrade on the phones developer side, large battery capacity, 3000maH, 7 inches screen..all this are good for the price..

cons... Non Tweakable due to cos its running on ARM unlike MTK, SNAPDRAGON, Qualcomm even INTEL recently, phone unroots anytime and you have to root it again, (kingo root and king root) so you are stucked with kinguser, superSU works atimes but its unstable.
phone reboots atimes and starts reloading android files which may take more than 30 mins.
poor camera quality for a 8MP phone,
after prolong use, phone may start discharging when charger is plugged in
phone may eventually go off and may not come on for over 24hrs. and if you should manage to turn it on, expect another blackout in the nearest future.
can you live with this flaws for that price?


if you have not experience all this flaws, you would have experienced some. Be Wise
One of my neighbour who bought the tablet in the month of june had started experiencing one of the issues you have mentioned,the issue is that on like before charging the tablet takes 3hrs to charged fully but now take between 4 to 5 hours to fully charge from 0% to 100% and battery now drain abit faster,take for instance,when fully charged,used it to browse the net or watch movies,within 20 mins it drain from 100% to 60%,then to 40% in an hour and 20mins time and then drain to 8% in almost 2hrs time.
Right now i dont know what the fate of my tab will be in the next 3month time,cos am confuse right now.
Phones › Re: Check out the current Data Awoof From MTN by Fundango: 3:21pm On Aug 04, 2015
jmoore:
Name:
Number: DataAwoof
Content:
Y'ello! Do you know that with N1000, you receive 260 MB of data? SMS 106 to 131 to enjoy this great offer from MTN!

Time: 04/08/2015 08:01:13


Just got this text message
Welcome to the internet world newbie.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Some Hidden Mistakes Job-seekers Make During Interviews by Fundango: 12:59pm On Aug 04, 2015
Honestly am guity of No.3
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Update (issue resolved) by Fundango: 10:58pm On Aug 03, 2015
iliyande:
Today is 3rd August, I am yet to receive my money from TSO.

Thespecialone, NISIBOR Where Is My money? I paid for elephone p7000 since May 12
My Brazzer, wallahi Since up to now no za special Labari"i mean news" for him,then i za quote,and za quote that he"TSO" should be SHARIALIZED feriod.ina ZA ALKALAN NAIRALAND,COME AND HELP za OUR BRAZZER TO PUT MORE PRESURE TO ZA THESPECIALONE.i rest my za zebira and takobi.
Phones › Re: Are We Going Back To The Good Old Days With LG Gentle Flip Android 5.1? by Fundango: 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2015
DaxTech:
Are we going back to the good old days? well save your answer until you see this. Most smartphones nowadays are big and touchscreen slabs, and while some of them may have attractive designs, there’s not much differentiation when it comes to form factors. Sometimes something different pops up, though, and that’s the case again today. LG has released an Android 5.1 Lollipop flip smartphone.

Its beautifully made and it sports great features like a soft leather-like finish on the back, and inside is a 3.2-inch touchscreen with 320 x 480 pixels.

The camera, the smartphone features a 5-megapixel rear camera and 0.3-megapixel front-facing selfie taker inside the shell. An adequate 1,700mAh battery supplies current to the device while a 4GB of expandable storage, 1.1 GHz quad-core Snapdragon 210 processor with Adreno 304 GPU and 1GB of RAM make up the engine.

The LG Gentle weighs at 143 grams and measures 117.7 x 58.7 x 16.6 mm. Speaking about connectivity, there’s LTE, Bluetooth 4.0, Wi-Fi and AGPS topping the list.

This smartphone will sold out at the rate of $170 using the current exchange rates.

http://daxtech.com.ng/blog/lg-gentle-flip-android-5-1-lollipop-phone-see-specs-price/
my brazzer it is only LG even SAmsung have their 3days before LG with name as za
"SAMSUNG GALAXY FOLD" with similar spec by za cost less than zhat of LG.
Phones › Re: 25 Amazing Facts About Mobile Phones Which Will Shock You by Fundango: 9:00am On Aug 03, 2015
Well said my brazzer,GOD bless you.
Business › Re: Conspiracy Theory Of What Could ‘happen’ To Naira/dollar In The Next Few Weeks by Fundango: 6:40pm On Aug 02, 2015
holicalpha:
Impowsivil, our Baba will make #1 equal $1 plus phight and end kwarruption

Just give him 10more years...every thing will be alright.
wallahi my brazzer he could even make it
50 kobo to £1
Phones › Re: The Truth About Infinix Hot Note/pro Battery by Fundango: 2:52pm On Aug 02, 2015
AwesomeRomeo:
I wanted to say "get" not "bought". You have to be very careful, this is a forum and not an English class. Go and check all this indonesian, china and indian forums, they speak horrible English there but what matters a lot is that they understand each other. There's communication when the parties involved understands each other. The person I quoted knows what I meant. In a forum like this, don't correct people's English. By the way, thanks for the correction.
Wallahi well said my brazzer God bless you.
Phones › Re: Please Recommend Cheap Tab For Web Developer by Fundango: 1:48am On Aug 02, 2015
Joel3:
is the battery removable?
my brazzer wallahi za tablet ba3 is za nonremovable.
Phones › Re: How To Turn Android Phone Into Security Camera by Fundango: 2:34pm On Aug 01, 2015
May God bless u my Brazzer for sharing us this tech tip.I will try it straight away,by using to monitor za my new visitors coming for a visit tomorrow.
Phones › Re: How To Turn Android Phone Into Security Camera by Fundango: 2:32pm On Aug 01, 2015
May God bless u my Brazzer for sharing us this tech tip.
Phones › Re: My Friend Set Alight By A Powerbank by Fundango: 10:24am On Aug 01, 2015
wallahi my brazzers am truly out of za words.Za fower banks now has za turning to za fower bombs.i rest my za zebira and za takobi. I HAB JUST INFORM ZA SECURITY AGENCY TO ZA COME AND DIFFUSE ZA MY FOWER BANK B4 IT ZA EXPLODE.
Phones › Re: D New Amazing Itel Inote Prime Tablet by Fundango: 12:01am On Aug 01, 2015
ryfoz:
FOR THOSE WHOSE PHONES MAY JUST GO OFF WITHOUT COMING BACK ON. I HAVE FEW TIPS
1. after rooting don't go near system apps and uninstall them o.
2. If you abide by d rule 1 and ur fone still has dis issue accidentally just press volume down + power on button simultaneously for not more than 5 seconds then wait for it to show you a menu, use d volume to navigate up and down, use d power button to select an option. So to bring it back on select factory reset below the menu and voila
3. Make sure u don't ignore rule 1 and follow rule 2 precisely to achieve the result.
Thanks
pls for the past 3days i have being trying to root the tablet,using kingroot version 3.5 to 4.1 but no success..ie rooting process reaches 70% then stop.,pls which apps can i use in rooting it.Thanks
Phones › Re: Mtn Free 3gb Data Bundle by Fundango: 8:44pm On Jul 30, 2015
oladeledave:
Top 20 Health Benefits Of Walking

An average Nigerian will rather take a bike from his living room to the toilet, this is the extent to which people are wen it comes to walking. we all hardly take a walk down the road more often.
Do you understand that one of the reasons why individuals are truly focused on today is on account of they are constantly cooped up inside and never truly get out? It's practically like having a fever. You're stuck inside, you don't recognize what to do, and you're stuck in a situation which you're not by any stretch of the imagination OK with. Getting out and having any kind of effect in your life, seeing distinctive things and encountering genuine can truly offer assistance.


1. Reduces the risk of some cancers.
2. Reduces the risk of heart attack
3. Less likely to lead to injuries.
4. Reduces stress.
5. Reduces the risk of heart disease.
6. It’s absolutely free, you don’t have to pay for it.
7. Helps to maintain strong bones.

Read More
Wallahi my Brazzer you are 1000% right,creat a new topic with it in za nairaland health section for za benefit of all,GOD bless you!
Phones › Re: D New Amazing Itel Inote Prime Tablet by Fundango: 3:59pm On Jul 29, 2015
AdlatWorld:
Then download kingroot 4.0 from d below link
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/de7a07e3
Then install
Though it's in Chinese, just click on root button.
U need little data and connection for the rooting process.
PLS help me,just got mine yesterday and want to root it,pls how many data(atleast MB)is required to root it with kingroot.Thanks!
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Update (issue resolved) by Fundango: 4:49pm On Jul 28, 2015
ZA ThespecialOne,wallahi you presence is za urgent honorably needed to za now defend yourselves for ZA SHARIA institute against you by iliyande our Nairalander's Brazzer.pls show-up and za defend urself AS ZA NAIRALAND COURT KHADIS are waiting for you to clearified everything,I rest my Takobi and Zebira.
Phones › Re: D New Amazing Itel Inote Prime Tablet by Fundango:
ryfoz:
Done
I just got the tab now.Here is my number 4,PLS ADD ME IN YOUR ITEL NOTE WHATSAPP GROUP,GOD BLESS YOU.
Phones › Re: Beware: Android Phones Can Now Be Hacked With Just A Text Message by Fundango: 1:59am On Jul 28, 2015
wallahi my Brazzers it could be za Gaskiya.
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by Fundango: 8:00pm On Jul 25, 2015
Gwan2:
OP you have to be Prophet Elijah dat stopped rain from falling to ask ladies to stop giving sex.
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I have a very beautiful neighbor lady as a friend, we maintain a palpable mutual respect between us, all of a sudden, this once beautiful slim lady became so fat, within the space of 2 months ooooo...the worst is that she is always adding som weight whenever i see her, I was like girl, wetin you they chop like dis naa....She will be like i jus eat my normal food notin much, maybe i need to work out.
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Hmmmm....Deep within me i will be lyk, when you have made CUCUMBER your normal food, how wont you turn this way.
Wallahi my Brazzer,my shawara( i mean advice)to you is to stop za your girl priend for taking sugary soda drinks eg Coke,e,tc. which za my Brazzers at za Kano repers as "SHiA KA BARSHE" or else she will end uf adding more weight like za YOKOZUNA or even ELEPHANT.i rest my Zebira and Takobi.
Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Guys That Are Easily Used By Ladies by Fundango: 5:25pm On Jul 25, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
Rubbish post op. Men can't do without sex? Get that to ur skull!
WALLAHI you have nailed my NAIRAKASA BRAzzers in za house, dont za xpose uuuussss or else ZA MY BRAzzers shall open za counter or za defensive thread !i rest my zebira and takobi.
Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Guys That Are Easily Used By Ladies by Fundango: 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2015
OKNkanu:
Some girls dey waka with evil spirits for body!!..... read my signature and stay safe!....
WALLAHI MY BRAZZER,you are over 1000% right.

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