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yusufogrin:
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youmour:
Madaran kuka,dankwa,kulikuli

Alphaoscar:
Sunday Akoji
HOW INTERIM CARETAKER GOMINA WIKE WAS SACKED BY THE COURT:

JUDGE: Mr Wike you know that you were not properly circumcised during the circumcision, don’t you?

And Nyesom Wike replied, “Yes, I do”.

JUDGE: And you know that the man who will be Governor of Rivers state must be properly circumcised and must go through the rites of passage?

Again, our man nods his head and said - Yes, my Lord.


JUDGE: Mr Wike, do you know that you cannot use a surrogate penis at circumcision time?

Again, Our man nods his coconut head repeatedly like an Agama Lizard.


JUDGE: Based on the empirical evidence before me, after a physical examination of your manhood, I have no other alternative but to NULLIFY your purloined mandate and order that a fresh election be conducted in Rivers state. As of this moment, thou shall stop acting as the INTERIM CARETAKER Gomina of Rivers state. Handover to Mr Speaker and vacate the office of the Governor of Rivers state immediately!



My people, that was how Wike made history as the FIRST MANDATE THIEF to be caught with his leprous fingers inside the soup pot stealing meat!!!!
Dazzol

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Ebukaobi:
Nonsense!!

Why did your forefathers declare a war when they knew that they couldn't feed their own people. Besides Ojukwu intentionally starved Igbo children to gain sympathy from the international community

May Ojukwu continue to rot in hell. No wonder his wife Bianca decided to spread her legs for a Yoruba man with a bigger third leg.

Every sensible Igbo person should be cursing Ojukwu on a daily basis.

Chanchit:
Is that one soup or what?! Choi. God I'm grateful.

helinues:
This is a regular meal at the IDP, in maiduguri, with a monthly budget of 630million naira, why are we so wicked in Nigeria ? yet, some people make profit out of misfortune, and can go to sleep at night ,

Trailblazer1:


I'm not surprised, after all, Obasanjo is from Ogun state

20pounds:
When finally Amechi is screened and confirmed, the PDP kids on this forum will learn to face their lives and make something out of it cos politicians are the same; they look out for one another. They have one enemy; the masses, irrespective of wether they in the same party or not.






My statement cuts across board, including you that term another a 'wailer'. All of you are in the same league.

If you don't wail in a democracy, you are giving room for dictatorship. The Save Nigeria Group wailed to save us from Yar'adua and his cabal. The APC wailed to save us from GEJ and his band of kleptomaniacs. The PDP is now wailing to save us from Buhari and his one-man-know-all government.

Beremx:
Same will happen to Amaechi.
Oya wailers,over to you!


Amaechi my HERO, Amaechi my ROLE MODEL.

Firefire:
RIP...

Iku lopin, ohun gbogbo.


Looters of our common wealth will also die one-day.

drauj:
So because he has a kidney condition he should be exempted from facing his charges abi?

Lesson to those International Thief Thiefs: Steal all u wanna steal but one day nemesis of what you do will certainly catch up with u.

If he hadn't launder money abroad, he'd have been free to access any medical care he needed.

These thieves ahould better start fixing the system because one day, you or your loved one may have no option other than to use these hospitals at home.

The money DSP was suppose to use and build a befitting hospital with world-standard care, he laundered in the UK.

Stop all these hypocritical sympathies no peace for the wicked.

How many fathers, sons, mothers, wives has DSP killed by siphoning the money meant for Hospitals, Roads, Schools, Safe Pipe-Borne water?

I pray nemesis of all their deeds catch them one after the other from North to South, East to West.

PS: Kindly hit 'like' say Amen.

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bobo65:
I stopped reading when u said u have a wife, if u still be youngster like us wey dey press phone every minute to find job opportunity and chyke babe, ur tecni for no last u reach 6 months, I'm sure u just make calls and enter nl with d phone , if download file of say 1gb with dat phone, d battery go burst...lol

But seriously, reach the tecno c8 thread, ppl Are wailing..a phone dah cannot multi task, I wonder if those ppl think, even curve 2 dey multi task,symbian phones too.. See oga, buy ur wife an iPhone 6, d soup wey she go use her money cook for u eh, u no go wan brush teeth for a long time so u no go lose the taste from ya mouth

bobo65:
I stopped reading when u said u have a wife, if u still be youngster like us wey dey press phone every minute to find job opportunity and chyke babe, ur tecni for no last u reach 6 months, I'm sure u just make calls and enter nl with d phone , if download file of say 1gb with dat phone, d battery go burst...lol

But seriously, reach the tecno c8 thread, ppl Are wailing..a phone dah cannot multi task, I wonder if those ppl think, even curve 2 dey multi task,symbian phones too.. See oga, buy ur wife an iPhone 6, d soup wey she go use her money cook for u eh, u no go wan brush teeth for a long time so u no go lose the taste from ya mouth

bobo65:
I stopped reading when u said u have a wife, if u still be youngster like us wey dey press phone every minute to find job opportunity and chyke babe, ur tecni for no last u reach 6 months, I'm sure u just make calls and enter nl with d phone , if download file of say 1gb with dat phone, d battery go burst...lol

But seriously, reach the tecno c8 thread, ppl Are wailing..a phone dah cannot multi task, I wonder if those ppl think, even curve 2 dey multi task,symbian phones too.. See oga, buy ur wife an iPhone 6, d soup wey she go use her money cook for u eh, u no go wan brush teeth for a long time so u no go lose the taste from ya mouth

francx:
I bought an infinix hot note pro not up to 2months ago. after updating there several versions of bugfull lolipop, the fone started developing all manners of fault it stopped charging fast it stopped dectecting a pc and d battery indicator wont read until it gets to 0%. I took the nonsense to carl care for them to fix o, thats how dey told me to come back in 5 working days. Little did i know dat dey wanted to add more problems to my fone. I came back in 6working days. and dey gave me my fone and told me dat the didn't hav the parts to fix it(abeg if carl care no get part who one get am again?) the said they will call wen the hav d parts and dat i should keep in touch. I went home to manage the crap for the main time o. Dats how i went home and realised dat my former 2gig ram fone and 32 gig rom fone was now 1gig ram and 16gig rom, and the fone now restarts at will and dosent charge at all unless i off it. So the useless carl care compounded my problems. If i no i for jejely maintain my longlasting and trusted r7 o. Now incompotent carl care and substandard infinix hav conspired to make my fone life miserable.

madcheddartips:
I still try to play football on saturdays and my pregnant wife will say I am leaving her alone cos she is preg. And my belly is protruding gradually. Women self.

boman2014:
Facebook will begin testing a new feature allowing users
to express a range of emotions on posts in Ireland and
Spain from Friday — but there will be no “dislike”
button, the social network said.


“We are testing Reactions, an extension of the ‘like’
button, to give you more ways to share your reaction to
a Facebook post in a quick and easy way,” Facebook said
in a statement.

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Users have for years pressed the world’s largest social
network to introduce a “dislike” button to complement
the existing thumbs up button, which allows users to
express their “like” for a post.


Last month Facebook chief executive Mark Zuckerberg
said users wanted “the ability to express empathy”
because “not every moment is a good moment”.
On Friday a trial will begin in Ireland and Spain where
users can select six emotions as well as the like button
on posts.

The options for the trial are: love, yay, wow, haha, sad,
and angry, and are similar to emojis used in text
messaging.

Chris Toss, Facebook product manager, said Reactions
would give users greater ways of engaging with stories
and content.


“It’s a much broader range of human emotions you can
express,” he told the Irish national broadcaster RTE.
A spokesman had no information on the length of the
trial or when it might be extended to Facebook’s users
outside Ireland and Spain.


Toss also said the social network decided a “dislike”
button would not “add value” to the site.
“We felt by giving you a bunch of different ways of
expressing yourself and saying ‘This is how I feel about
content’ as opposed to just something that’s positive or
something that’s negative,” he said, speaking from
California.


“Liking” something on Facebook also plays a key role in
the social network’s algorithm, allowing users to see
content they regularly engage with it, and also allowing
for targeted advertising.


The new range of empathy buttons could eventually be
used for similar purposes, but not during the trial.
“If you’re coming for humorous content and you’re
saying ‘haha’ to lots of funny cat videos, down the road
we might use that to show you more cat videos, but as of
the initial test you won’t see any of that,” Toss said.


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/10/facebook-says-no-to-dislike-button-but-tests-sad-and-angry-buttons/

Rilwayne001:
US won't like this. They have been funding ISIS, and they wont want it go just like that.

Thank you Russia and China.

lanrehamd:
U can try zahara's younger sista.

damton:
okay. Let the blame game start.