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John Q

Brave Heart

Gladiator

Lion King

Shrek

Mulan

Hahahahahahahahaha its been so long I laugh real hard like this, what were they thinking

All these small small shindren selp

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Fulaman198:
Good stuff, didn't know that. Never studied Fortran in Uni, though my parents generation did ROFLLLL

Ho! Both Fortran 77 and Fortran 90

kikikikiki...... I laugh in kuvuki he knows they wont arrest him they will even clear road for him.

I so much love the sound of rushing water its so natural.

Just 8

IYANGBALI:
God does not like the death of a sinner,he was the one that took me to Jerusalem and brought me back home safely sir

Amen sister

Friends make and mare us, God should deliver us from fake and wicked friends. Amen

wardsmithng:
l ve sent d nos to ur email

Seen.

EPIC

Allosaurus:
Did I mention you? Oops! I was going to mention After1/ 1After and Babangbali/Iyangbali. Sorry, man!

Those two love birds


You tell Seun to ban IYANGBALI then BABANGBALI will take over

Allosaurus:
Was it StOla or Babangbali? I know those two are the most jobless pervs on Nairaland

The later is working just that his mumurish is out this world

Abudu2000:
it's not easy being a warrior especially when you are from a family like mine where hatred and envy is the day's order.no one cares if you are dying or not talk less off taking you to a hospital but I'm happy I'm still alive but I'm not bothered, if I die today I'm happy how my life turned out, but I just hate my dad for being so daft to marry an arachnid he calls a wife who calls herself my mom...I just have to leave them when I could coz I just can't stand their presence knowing that they did this to me and I will never make such mistake in fact I would rather die childless than have someone go through what I'm passing through..

God is your strenght just be positive and dont live on hatred and unforgiveness. Just try all you can to be happy and follow most of the advice given. IT WILL BE WELL

Hmmmmm

Donald3d:
hmmmm,if i talk na ,they will say i have started,
My observations from the video

-Ayolight at the beginning of the video had slight indian-nigerian-british accent(aaaaaaa,aaaaa,na wetin indian food dey cause) Listen very well you will hear it.

-When ayolight was saying "she is not gaining weight" "she is not gaining weight" notice light was struggling for the mic ,guess what she was saying '"gimme the mic na ,make i show you se i don gain weight" #superbaby

-Immediately the doctor started talking ,take note of light's face and mouth through out,its as if she was saying "bla bla this man just dey talk plenty i don well,i am whole",there was a time she even "yinmu" to the doctor (If you think i am lying watch it very well)

-While the doctor was describing the mode of operation ,take note of ayolight's facial expression its as if she was saying "KI LE LEYI N SO ,omo mi ti wa ok"meaning -what is this one saying my baby is ok,thats all i care about.

-The part where ayolight said she didnt really miss home,ehhhhn ,immediately she smiled,it wasnt an intentional smile her cheeks where telling her "why you come dey lie like dis na,you know sey amala dey house dey wait" *whispers when she said she didnt miss home light felt a cold breeze and silently shouted hmmm(Listen carefully you will hear it)

-Add your own

Donald weldone jare. All through the interview i was just smilling the way Light was just moving her mouth

BABANGBALI:
Halelluyah iyangbali is back from Jerusalem where she went to perform pilgrimage. She came in last night with lots of goodies for me and other family members. God punish all haters.

cc:funjosh
vickyrotex
prettythicksme
msglobalwonder
freeglobe
pa chukwudi44
eleko1
edwife
and
all other bad bellerians on nairaland

Thank God she didnt die in the red sea

BABANGBALI:
omo na chelsea fan o. chelshit fans una don dey carry cocaine again because una wan sign messi abi?God don catch una

cc: edwife
funjosh
vickyrotex

we are chelsea and we dont do drugs

Prodigee:
Oga wetin u do wey 4 hefty guys pounce on u?

bros nothing o was just unlucky that i walked crossed their path in school then

Explorers:
23. Research has shown that mobile phone users are at 2.5 times risk of brain tumors caused by phone radiation.

About 60% of the radiation emitted by a typical cell phone will be absorbed by the user's head.

Ho! And this

Explorers:
14. According to Guinness World Records, Sonim XP3300 Force is recognized as the world's toughest phone. It survived an 84ft drop without any operational damage.

This is what we call ojabo kofo omo na bancing

Toyolad:
I remember my mom used this phone, I would 'steal' the phone and hide under my bed to play those craz.ily nice games on it..that shooting game especially,#forgotten the name tho..lol

Space Impact

Explorers:
4. The world's most popular/best selling phone is the Nokia 1100, a basic GSM candybar launched in 2003. Over 250 million 1100s have been sold. Nokia's 3210 and 3310 also made the top five, while the last slot belongs to the iconic Motorola RAZR.

Nokia 1100 my first love, I so much love the phone though she left me in a horrible way because in 2005 I was beating blue black green by four hefty guys the day she left me


Nokia 1100 my first mobile phone and first love I will always remember you

Jarus:
1, I like corporate organizations that engage in personalized interactions with people (customers, etc). GTB is doing a good job of this, as I also once resolved an issue with GTB via twitter.

2, The guy made a bold move. And I like GTB's response too. However, that is how far GTB can go. He still has to go through the process like every other person. If he doesn't meet their recruitment criteria or doesn't pass their tests/interview, this may not help much.

3, The person in charge of GTB twitter is likely a young, lower level officer who likely doesn't have the power to hire.

Boss I give it to GTB social media crew, the persons behind their twitter handle is doibg a very good job and I think Stanbic IBTC guys also I love their swift response

If guys can also post some links for the scholarship, it will be very nice

ifymagik:
Hello Everyone, I seriously need your advice on this issue because am very confused. Here is my Story. I am in love with this girl that I met during NYSC, although it took some time for her to accept me but she eventually did. I have studied her closely and I see the qualities that I want in a woman in her, and so I intend to settle with her but there is a challenge. I am strongly against Sex before marriage and so the relationship has been Sex-free. But recently she said she could no longer take it, she said she want us to hav sex or I should not blame her if she gets it elsewhere because according to her she has exceeded her endurance limit. I am Confused, I don't know what to do. I really love her and I don't wanna loose her but I can't go against my personal principle. Help a Brother plz I nid your advice.

By her more Endurance limit Biko

RuuDie:
Oni paraga --- along Ore Expressway, somewher in Ogun state I guess.

Lolz............ Oniparaga is in Ondo state anyway and that's the name of the town self the next bus stop/town going towards Ore is Onipetesi

meaday:
Iyana mortuary

(you need to see driver's reaction anytime we mention that busstop) lol...esp on Monday morning

Ake

I remember when I was younger we use to say this to the cab drivers "se k'ake wole" though it means should people going to Ake come on board, but it sound so much like "make we cry enter??"

Itoku 'outside of dead people'

Itaeko 'outside of Eko' lol... all for Abeokuta

That's one thing about Abeokuta, full with funny names

BABANGBALI:
ban even dey hungry me self. I wan launch my newly registered names

Remember


19. Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being
banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out. .

BABANGBALI:
dem go soon name you for the arms deal and you will be arrested and jailed

Until I ban you till 2050 now before u go behave yourself