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fredoooooo:
Mumuna2 shout goal make i hear you

Mukina2 is booting

And Fabripass lay the pass, and Coaster Coast the ball in.

I need more goals, Mourinho Abeg carry Drogba enter quick

[quote author=muhammad23 post=/post/26831143]Seun Maclatunji and Mukina...We need meaningful explanations or do the needful[/quote]Seun Maclatunji and Mukina oya come and explain o

[quote author=cdamsel post=/post/26827192]ehhhh just ask 4 a/c number make I buy am myself na [/quote]If I ask of your acct number, people like Esanemmanuel fit come double cross me.
so Nne just tell me your location

[quote author=EsanEmmanuel post=/post/26830520]woman wrapper... If na me U no go send am! Oniranu agbaaya[/quote]Devil you wan come spoil my parole for here again abi??! Make I no catch you o.

[quote author=EsanEmmanuel post=/post/26830520]woman wrapper... If na me U no go send am! Oniranu agbaaya[/quote]Devil you wan come spoil my parole for herd again abi??! Make I no catch you o.

tonididdy: GUYS do you think drogba should start on Sunday...u know the story na

Even if Drogba play for a minute, he is going to score for sure.

cdamsel: strange places to me,dont know my way to those places Funjosh ,dont stay in Lagos

Distance shouldnt be a barrier, where are you I can Jumia, DHL, Fedex or Waybill it to you
Nne this is Love

Harry Potter and Mogana caused it.
Assuming she is a Nigerian now I for talk say na Ayamatanga cause am

9ja i hail o.

I pity Arsenal and my friend Esanemmanuel come this weekend

oyebolas49: you guys are not well at all. you want to marry my wife which i can't divorce, you must be jokin

esanemmanuel: d thunder wey go fire U dey zip zobo... U wan marry my wife?? Chai! No make me catch u! Asa is mine!

It seems both of you dont value the Garri and Groundnut you do take at home every afternun

Tolexander: Expecting her to come out to deny her death news like shekau!

Lolz

cdamsel: location pls?

Ikeja, Ojuelegba and Igando.

cdamsel: hahahaha,buy me a bottle of cashewnut & I ll love u too

Come and get it whenever you are chanced dear

Kinkale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN0D_jPcN7E

On a personal basis i feel asa‘s bed of stone is wow!! She killed it as expected. She remains my best shaa as far as contemporary music is concerned. The likes of eyo.. Grateful.. Society. Whats your opinion on the album?

I wish i could get married to this lady. I just love everything about her.

Please Help a brother.

This Thread is for Singles like me.

Eko Ile.

cdamsel: check again, if u had said groundnut I meant have believed but not cashew,i love & am in love with both

That means I Love you and in Love with you

Prove you know your right with a police officer at your own risk

cdamsel: where did u get your theory from?

Streets. I got my theory from the streets.

timawoku: Very funny! Wot of 'pansheke'?...lol

You can also help us out please

so Adiye ti koti ku si le je agbado.

So the US can send people to Nigeria after we begged them for Zmapp

It is well.

Ok.

FUNNY BUS-STOPS FOR ABEOKUTA
AND
TRANSLATION:
*Alabata: shoe licker
* Fatola: oracle urinate okro
* Kuto: die and urinate
* Apakila: killer's hand
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of wicked
people
* Ita Ika: Front yard of wicked
people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the
Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell
stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop
passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where
people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the
bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell
pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
* Adatan: Cutlass has
finished
* Isale Ake: The bottom of the
axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long
* Omida: water don finish
* Iberekodo: bend down do
wetin u wan do
* Mawuko: don't cough
* Oke ijeun: the hill of where they
eat
* Isale ijeun: the bottom of
where they eat
* Ijeun titun: the new style of
eating. Add urz. Dnt spoil d fun.

ndidibabe: Is it that costly?

Yes it is. 15-20nuts goes for 20naira.

Kunlexic: good of u @ poster,but u know ther is nothing good that won't have its negative effect,what are the negative effects

It is very high in Calorie.

lawanson44: Yes! Most Nigerian ladies don't eat healthy. They only like foods that are high in fat and sugar. eg: Shawarma, ice-cream, barbecue chicken. After eating, they friendzone you. That is why most of them have stomach like Mr.Ibu

Just few of them do eat healthy.

simplyOJ: Several women/ladies (married & unmarried) at this time are going through several traumatic, abusive relationships yet choose to remain. I equally know a few who wont take this sh.........t. Am sure some even wont hesitate to 'forget' scissors in the stomach of any man that tries that with them. Some men are sufferring similar faith, but the ratio of the women tends to out weigh that of the men. Even some of these ladies go to the extent of confronting other ladies to stay off this same woman 'panel beater' of a man.

I used to have this couple (not married) as a neighbor when i was single. This couple battle....I mean, BATTLE. I could visibly feel the fibration of their fight on the wall in my room. You dare not intervene, that would be your undoing, they will both pounce on you.. The next day, you will see the lady all dressed up heading for work with a black eye only to re-enact similar or worse 'war scenario' in just some few days ahead.

Ladies, what's the driving force?

The woman may be enjoying the man joystick more than any other thing

Clap for yourself Chinenyen and iwonbaoko