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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linda Ikeji's Blog Is Recruiting by Funjosh(m): 2:57pm On Oct 10, 2014
Richardjemedafe:
The way when linda Ikeji blog The make front page this days.......there is God o




































































































































































































































































































Oga seun u sure say linda no be ur babehuhhuh?



















































Brb
This guy is high on dried shit lipsrsealed
Health › Re: Ebola: First Consultant Hospital CMD Reveals Sawyer’s Encounter With Doctors by Funjosh(m): 2:20pm On Oct 10, 2014
[quote author=teeshok post=27022414]Last Wednesday, former
Anambra State governor, Mr.
Peter Obi, joined the growing
number of eminent Nigerians
going over to thank Dr.
Benjamin Ohiaeri and his team
of medical professionals at
First Consultant Hospital for
their clear sense of heroism,
patriotism and professionalism.
He also commended Governor
Fashola for his efforts, noting
that “he scored high marks” in
all he did during the trying
time and for visiting the
hospital, thereafter.

After the traditional exchange
of greetings, Obi told his host
that “yesterday when I came
into town, I attended a function
where I made up mind that I
was going to visit our friends at
First Consultant Hospital and
hear their story. So much has
happened to you in the past
months and you just have to
tell your story to the world. If
you don’t, you will be like a
man who lit his candle and put
it under the bed. You are the
man who has borne enormous
burden for the country.”

When Ohiaeri began to speak,
his voice betrayed a man still
in the grip of pain and anguish.
His words too were as cold as
ice, which could taw every
heart.

“Thank you for coming here ,
Sir,” he began. “The events of
the past months have been
very overwhelming, to say the
least. I have refrained from
speaking all these while
because I wanted to tell my
story is a sequential manner,”
he said.

Taking a deep breath, he
continued: “We have lost a lot
of things – our laundry,
cleaning, laboratory, nursing,
monitoring line; name it. But
none of these compares to our
human resource losses. When
people come here and ask me
how much equipment we have
lost, I say to them that the
most important equipment to
me are the people.

“I recall that some of my
colleagues with whom we took
decision together are now late,
l cannot understand it. I
wonder why am still alive and
not dead? I wonder why the
dead are not like me.

“Here in Lagos, we lost seven
people as a result of Mr.
Sawyer’s bioterrorism and four
of such deaths were staff of
First Consultant Hospital. That
means that we bore the brunt
of the disaster for the country.

“Look at Dr. Adadevo, for
instance. Here was a doctor
who used to take care of me
because I’m hypertensive. She
used to give me my drugs
weekly. But before this Ebola
experience, she gave me a
dosage that was to last me for
one month. Then I said to her,
‘it is like I have graduated now
to taking one month dose’ and
we laughed over it. She had
her son in this hospital and I
was the one who took the
delivery.

“Look at Dr. Abaniwo, who died
before Dr. Adadevo. He was
with us for four years. He
contracted the virus when he
went over to intervene when
Mr. Sawyer was harassing Dr.
Adadevo at a time he (Sawyer)
had become angry and restive.
That was how we got into this.

“Evelyn was a widow and a
nurse with four children – very
humble, loyal and diligent. She
was with us when Dr. Adadevo
was delivered of her baby. She
was the first person who
welcomed Mr. Sawyer. She was
part of this institution. Her
death was heartbreak. It was
total devastation. Soon after
her death, the landlord threw
her children out of their home.
And we are doing all we can to
take care of them. We have got
them and accommodation and
they have settled in.

“For Dr. Adadevo, she worked
with me for 21 years. She was
a smart professional who I took
as my number one person.
Look at this lady here (pointing
at Dr. Ada Igonoh who survived
the epidemic), I have adopted
her as my daughter. She
started work here on July 1,
2014, 20 days before the
arrival of Mr. Sawyer. It was Dr.
Adadevo who brought her
here. At the isolation centre,
she was two beds away from
Dr. Adadevo. Yet, she was the
one monitoring everyone in
the hospital and giving us
reports on hourly basis. That
helped us to know what
packages to bring to them and
every line of action to take. In
fact, it was right in her arms
that our own late Justina died.”

The coming of Sawyer to
the hospital


Recalling the how the late
Sawyer brought the virus to
the hospital and the country,
he said: “When the gentleman
was brought in here, he said
he had malaria. We ran a
series of test, which confirmed
that he was malaria positive.
Every other thing was normal.
Twenty-four hours later, he
wasn’t any better. By Tuesday,
he was already having
hemorrhagic symptoms – blood
in his urine and eyes. That was
how the alarm bell started ringing.

“It was at that point that Dr.
Adadevo started suspecting
the man must be having either
Ebola or Lassa fever disease,
more so when he was from
Liberia. Then, we decided to
question, to know whether he
had had contact with any Ebola
patient, but he denied that.

“For us as a people, that
Culture › Re: Photo: A Witch Bird Turns Human Being@ Oshodi. by Funjosh(m): 2:01pm On Oct 10, 2014
deejayutility:
A bird landed on 33kva high tension wire and transformed into an old woman who confessed to being a witch @ Oshodi dis aftnun. She confessed to hav succesfuly killed 4 out of her 6 daily missioned and abt carryin out d last two before mistakenly knocked down and half burnt by high tension wire. She confessed to ave bn travellin by air frm Alakuko ijaiye... Viewer discretion advised
OP are you for real huh Where are the pics
Phones › Re: Airtel Launches New Android Data Plan 1+1 Offer by Funjosh(m): 12:41pm On Oct 10, 2014
dmcdad:
And a blanket...cheesy
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Phones › Re: Airtel Launches New Android Data Plan 1+1 Offer by Funjosh(m): 11:45am On Oct 10, 2014
tplustee:
MTN I dey wait o
hope you are with a mat huh
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Nigerian Celebrity Crush? by Funjosh(m): 11:29pm On Oct 09, 2014
EsanEmmanuel:
guyy... Remove dat numbr 2.... I takeGod beg u.. No provoke me biko! Stay off my wife
You this guy again, must you share samething and eat from the same pot i am eating huh
From FUTA to NL, we share hot plate, share my kuli, garri, moimoi Iya Bobo, beans, candle and now you want to share ASA with me again undecided
If you do not stay away from her, let me keep shut for now lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Nigerian Celebrity Crush? by Funjosh(m): 6:01pm On Oct 09, 2014
Diekola17:
Mine is Praize. Whose yours?
They are just two.
1. KATE HESHAW
2. ASA
Celebrities › Re: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by Funjosh(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
Who is LINDA huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian And American Mothers by Funjosh(op): 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2014
Sweetheart mi, how are youhuh Me don miss you o wink

Libbiey:
lol, neither
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian And American Mothers by Funjosh(op): 7:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
alomosweets:
Same here. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
what is same huh
By the way the your monika speak alot grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian And American Mothers by Funjosh(op): 7:13pm On Oct 08, 2014
No answer Abihuh

Lailerh:
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Difference Between 9ja Forum And Foreign Forum (post) by Funjosh(m): 1:04pm On Oct 08, 2014
Woau! Am on front page grin
Education › Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Funjosh(m): 8:45am On Oct 08, 2014
LMAyedun:
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

[b]5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.[/b]

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours
Number 5 make me to remember our DADDY Lecturer Late Prof. D. O. Adefolalu of the Department of Meteorology FUTA the Dean of SEMS RIP PA ADEFOLALU.
Health › Re: About Folic Acid by Funjosh(m): 6:04am On Oct 08, 2014
amokeme:
Since I started taking this medication, iv being eating rather too much sad I get really hungry quickly, and if I dont eat immediately, my body starts to shake. I ate around 12:30am and am up now again really hungry as if iv not had anything since yesterday. Pls is this normal?

P.s, am being treated for anemia and folice acid is part of the drugs am taking.
(Good morning)
Have you started eating wood huh If No, you havent started lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Nigerian And American Mothers by Funjosh(op): 2:23am On Oct 08, 2014
Nigerian parents and their
daughters sha
Age 13:... Avoid boys, they are evil
Age
18:... I don't want to ever see u
with a boy
Age 23:... We've not met your
boyfriend
Age 26:... Where is your
husband? Ur mates are
married
Age 30:... We have told u to stop
selecting men
Age 33:... There is this powerful
pastor in Lagos
Age 39:... Manage him. We'll take
care of the
wedding..
Age 40..... Married to a 28yrs old
man
American Mothers and their
daughters
Age 8..... is that boy your
boyfriend?
Age 12.... I can see dat boy is
inluv with u
laghingly. Girl - (Angrily) no mom,
i hate him
Age 16.... Girl- guess what mum? i
now have a
boy friend.
Age 20..... the girl is married
Age 25..... she has Divorce
Age 28..... married and divorced
not quite upto a
year.
Age 30....Now fully wedded to the
real man
WHICH OF THESE GIRLS HAS THE
EXPERIENCE IN
KEEPING HER MARRIAGE AND
CHEERISH IT?
Health › Re: Ponmo Is Dangerous To Your Health – Leather Scientist by Funjosh(m): 2:12am On Oct 08, 2014
I dont want to swear
for this people, they should
stop all the nonsense about
ponmo before i call the gods
lipsrsealed
Health › Re: Ponmo Consumption Is Dangerous To Health (leather Scientist ) Picture by Funjosh(m): 2:10am On Oct 08, 2014
I dont want to swear
for this people, they should
stop all the nonsense about
ponmo before i call the gods
lipsrsealed
Health › Re: Man Hospitalized After His Joy Stick Stays Up For 17 Hours by Funjosh(m): 2:04am On Oct 08, 2014
It is a miracle winkgrin
Health › Re: Ebola: Is It A Proof Of Racism? - American Patient Called Radio Show For Help by Funjosh(m): 2:00am On Oct 08, 2014
thegoodjoehunt3:
[b]Thomas Eric Duncan, the first person diagnosed with Ebola in the United States, received an experimental medicine nearly a week after being admitted into the hospital -- a far longer wait than experienced by four other Ebola patients treated in the United States.

Those patients -- two each at Atlanta's Emory University Hospital and the University of Nebraska Medical Center -- received their experimental medicines immediately. Those four are U.S. citizens; Duncan is a Liberian national.
"We feel he didn't get the medicine and treatment for the disease because he's African and they don't consider him as important as the other three," Josephus Weeks, Duncan's nephew, said at a press conference Tuesday afternoon.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who attended the press conference with Weeks and Duncan's mother as a newly appointed spokesman for the family, added, "We don't feel good about that. It's been a concern he had to wait so long."
Tough to recruit workers to fight Ebola Dallas Ebola patient 'slightly improves' With Ebola vaccine, ethical questions
Jackson said he thinks money also played a role in Duncan's treatment.

"I would tend to think that those who do not have insurance, those who do not have Medicaid do not have the same priorities as those who do," the civil rights leader said.

"It's a general rule in medicine that the earlier you start therapy in a sick person who needs the therapy, the better the response," said Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute for Allergies and Infectious Diseases, when asked about the impact of the wait for the drug.

Weeks said he and his family had to "pressure" the hospital to apply for permission to give the drug, brincidofovir, to Duncan.
"They were treating him with oxygen, water and a bed to lay on," he said.

Weeks and Jackson said they believe the hospital applied for permission to use brincidofovir only after Jackson gave out the hospital's phone number on his radio show last week and urged listeners to call in and complain.

Ashoka Mukpo, a freelance NBC cameraman, was admitted to the University of Nebraska Medical Center Tuesday and began receiving brincidofovir the same day. Dr. Rick Sacra received another experimental drug called TKM-Ebola, which is easier to access but still requires permission from the FDA. Dr. Kent Brantley and Nancy Writebol -- both treated at Emory -- took Zmapp, which is no longer available because the company ran out of supplies of the drug.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/07/health/ebola-us-drug/[/b]
OK
Health › Re: Ponmo Consumption Is Dangerous To Health- Leather Scientist Says by Funjosh(m): 1:50am On Oct 08, 2014
Afriface:
The Director General of the Nigerian Institute of Leather Science & Technology (NILEST), Zaria, Dr Isuwa Adamu, has said that consumption of animal hides and skin, popularly known as Ponmo is dangerous to human health. Speaking to the News Agency of Nigeria, NAN, today in Abuja, Adamu said scientific research has shown that ponmo doesn't have any nutritional value to human health and that some of the animals where ponmo is gotten from are usually sick & harbor dangerous chemicals.

"In fact, it is not advisable for you to consume ponmo in the sense that some of the animals killed and used for ponmo actually have skin diseases. Some of these skin diseases are such that boiling them ordinarily, may not kill the bacteria. Some of the animals because of the ailments that they have gone through, are sometimes treated by way of injection with chemicals.
People don’t allow these chemicals to complete its cycle and be removed from the body; they sometimes go ahead to kill these animals. So, if you consume the ponmo, the tendency is that you are consuming the chemicals directly because the skin part of the animal retains most of the harmful substances. Remember your skin is the major protective organ of your body and your skin harbors so many of the harmful things that are supposed to penetrate into your body,” he explained.

He advised the Federal government to put in place policies that would reduce the consumption of Ponmo in Nigeria.

http://www.tundeola.com/2014/10/ponmo-consumption-is-dangerous-to.html
Afriface I dont want to swear for this people, they should stop all the nonsense about ponmo before i call the gods lipsrsealed
Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by Funjosh(m): 1:39am On Oct 08, 2014
nifemi25:
Can you share your experience where the bank duped you ?
my money is still in my account they closed December last year. They close it without any information, and they where asking me that i have to open another account then the money will be transfered back to the new account. lipsrsealed
Health › Re: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by Funjosh(m): 6:32am On Oct 07, 2014
hOW SURE ARE YOU THAT YOU ARE DEPRESSED huh
Nairaland General › Re: Total Eclipse Of The Moon Occurs Wednesday by Funjosh(m): 6:25am On Oct 07, 2014
It is always unnotice.
Health › Re: BURNING OF CLIPPER BLADE... does it really sterilize the clipper? by Funjosh(m): 6:23am On Oct 07, 2014
Wait let me ask Ifa lipsrsealed
Education › Re: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by Funjosh(m): 4:39am On Oct 07, 2014
EsanEmmanuel:
I did all during my stay in futa except 6.
Ori Tobi o Jesu, Ori Tobi o Baba, Ori Tobi o Jesu, Ori Tobi o Baba, e ma si nkanka ni be, Ori Tobi o Oluwa. That is your song back then in FUTA lipsrsealed
Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by Funjosh(m): 4:16am On Oct 07, 2014
nifemi25:
Stanbic IBTC is the best bank to me. Theyare rreliable and there service is the Best as am consign.
They are 419. STANBIC IBTC lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: deleted by Funjosh(m): 6:32pm On Oct 06, 2014
They are from a neigbouring country.
Health › Re: The Rejected Nigerian Ebola Soldier (A Premium Times Investigative Report) by Funjosh(m): 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2014
Reward in waiting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by Funjosh(m): 9:13pm On Oct 05, 2014
Arsenal Wenga, Respect your Boss. Jose Mourinho. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Funjosh(m): 4:33pm On Oct 05, 2014
leonshom:
I keep wondering why we tend to show so much differences and hatred towards each other in this world,especially on religion matters, I thought we should be religious tolerance. Some people are really suffering from intellectual poverty !
Eating ileya meat or not, eating Xmas chicken or not, how pure is your heart to ur fellow neighbors and to God? Lets be gud to one another and be free, by these,peace will reign amongst us ! It's hatred and religious differences we do show dat led to all the religious crises we re having across the world. Lets embrace peace,love and unity for this is d major act of religion, not by refusing to eat ileya meat or Xmas chicken !
Christians and Moslems. They want me to hate relegion. lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Funjosh(m): 4:27pm On Oct 05, 2014
leonshom:
I keep wondering why we tend to show so much differences and hatred towards each other in this world,especially on religion matters, I thought we should be religious tolerance. Some people are really suffering from intellectual poverty !
Eating ileya meat or not, eating Xmas chicken or not, how pure is your heart to ur fellow neighbors and to God? Lets be gud to one another and be free, by these,peace will reign amongst us ! It's hatred and religious differences we do show dat led to all the religious crises we re having across the world. Lets embrace peace,love and unity for this is d major act of religion, not by refusing to eat ileya meat or Xmas chicken !
Christians and Moslems.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by Funjosh(m): 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2014
And Mourinho yansh Wenga again grin

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