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Culture › Re: [Must Read] 5 Reasons Why Racism Will never Stop by Funjosh(m): 8:19am On Sep 26, 2014
11 Racism wont stop until guys start seeing white lady or fair lady not prettier than black or dark skin lady lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Between Asaba And Igbuzor Who Owns D Land Where Asaba Airport Is Built by Funjosh(m): 8:11am On Sep 26, 2014
luvprince4real: It was almost a war between one asaba indigen and an igbuzor indegen today over d ownership of the land which asaba international airport was built on. Plz who knows d history of dat land.
I am here in Lagos so How do you expect me to know huh lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Video: American Gives Outlined Intro Into Orisha Lifestyle Of The Yoruba by Funjosh(m): 8:08am On Sep 26, 2014
macof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBY15KSnmo&feature=youtube_gdata_player



I don't know if this I should be proud of or sad at...many Yoruba don't even know half of what this man(probably American by his accent) knows in the Yoruba spirituality
Exporting yoruba culture since 1100 wink
Culture › Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by Funjosh(m): 8:04am On Sep 26, 2014
adeokunade: If you are to come to this life again, will you choose to be a black man?
YES smiley wink

I dont for once envy the skin of white man abi na chinko skin u want make i choose huh
Culture › Re: How To Get Dimple Naturally by Funjosh(m): 7:56am On Sep 26, 2014
oluseyiforjesus: Dimples are small folds or indentations in the fleshy part of the cheek. Dimples are caused by a minor muscle deformity which cause the skin of the cheek to draw tightly as it moves, creating external divots. This adorable facial feature is usually a genetically-inherited trait. However, people born without natural dimples can successfully mimic their appearance through a variety of methods ranging from the simple (makeup) to the drastic (surgery).To get started on your own set of dimples.Smile wide! Look into a mirror and smile a wide but natural smile. Gauge the general location where you want your fake dimples to be.
When you smile, natural creases should form outside of your mouth. Your “dimples” should fall just outside of these creases, beginning roughly around the area just above the upper points of your lips.
Make sure to smile broadly, but not unnaturally so. Real dimples are most prominent during particularly wide smiles, so you will get a better idea for where your cosmetic dimples should be if you make a wide grin, rather than a reserved one. Don't be shy!
Note - this method works best to create temporary dimples suitable for pictures. It may look unnatural if worn out in public.
Do i realy need it huh
Politics › Re: Group Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Governor Fashola To Arrest, Prosecute T.B Joshua by Funjosh(m): 7:45am On Sep 26, 2014
delmavic: I don't know d why dis man of God should be punish of what his doesn't hv any knowledge on , dat is y he contracted d project to contractor who they call their self professional. So if dis man of God is being prosecuted what will happen to so call quack engineer who called himself professional. And also I use dis medium to implore the Nigeria institute of builders that they should wake up from their slumber.
Another angle to it. Great insight.
Politics › Re: Group Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Governor Fashola To Arrest, Prosecute T.B Joshua by Funjosh(m): 7:42am On Sep 26, 2014
Project400: Interesting


Someone should also arrest Mr Aliko Dangote for negligence sad
His Truck drivers are killing our people sad
Abi o....... Who do they arrest when bomb exploded at Ikeja cantoment killing hundreds of people huh
Health › Re: GUY Code:bathroom Ettiquete by Funjosh(m): 5:47am On Sep 25, 2014
temigracie: ...hehehehe....

So, this is how guys behave??....Imagine!!!


I trust my fellow babes...We give each other privacy....
That was the reason why God attached ours outside, on urs inside lipsrsealed
Health › Re: GUY Code:bathroom Ettiquete by Funjosh(m): 5:45am On Sep 25, 2014
Its my dickson I can handle it as I like. grin
Culture › Re: Why Is Criticism Easier Than Compliment? by Funjosh(m):
Very simply, To destroy a thing is very easy but to build/make a thing is very Hard. lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Phillips Consulting Limited Is Recruiting -54 Positions by Funjosh(m): 2:03pm On Sep 24, 2014
Scam lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Amazing, Rare Fela Kuti Video From Spain by Funjosh(m): 5:56am On Sep 24, 2014
ROSSIKE: SENSATIONAL VIDEO OF THE BLACK PRESIDENT IN CONCERT


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFY-6x1qTzU
How I wish BABA FELA is still alive. lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 4:24am On Sep 23, 2014
EsanEmmanuel: wooow! Funjosh.... E pele Ooo... Dz is jst inhuman! Do they have to resolve to beating uhuh Dz country ehnnn
Na so i see am o, i couldnt sleep well self due to headache and was just thinking about everything that happened today.
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 9:31pm On Sep 22, 2014
tolutweety: I'm sorry dude.
It happens @ojota always especially in the afternoon.
2/3 yrs back..
I was heading smwhere I cnt remember again,.got down at Ojota from ikorodu,decided to ignore the bridge and cross the road cos I was in a haste..
After crossing the first lane,some 2men just approached me..telling me to follow them to the vehicle.(ehhn...twas like a film)
I looked up to the vehicle which was some distance away and saw some guys n girls already inside.
I took fate into my hands...jumped into the road without looking @ any oncoming vehicle.I.ws fortunate none was near.I'm sure they were shocked...i ran till I got to whr I was going. (not proud of it tho' but I ld rather take my chances than to follow those guys in black. I so despise them)

Im wiser now.. But the truth remains once you get into the police's web, you shld be ready to part with money, else you ll b treated like a criminal even if you are none.

Last thing I want is to have anything to do with them.
Guy it just happened like a movie. sad
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 9:16pm On Sep 22, 2014
0rex: Na wa o. The painful thing is that these human rights abuses happen everyday & nothing is done about it.
My brother the thing tire me o. I just dont undastand these people.
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 9:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
2cato: crossing the express is like attempting to commit sucide.
Are you a police man huh
Culture › Re: Sleeping While In A Public Transport,how Convinient Is It?! Your Opinion. by Funjosh(m): 9:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
niggereyez: when travelling long distances, I prefer to sleep to kill the boredom of the journey....
The longest Distance I ever travelled is Lagos to Markurdi. I tried to sleep but couldnt.
Culture › Re: Sleeping While In A Public Transport,how Convinient Is It?! Your Opinion. by Funjosh(m): 9:01pm On Sep 22, 2014
Sleep ke, for this Nigerian roadhuh
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 8:45pm On Sep 22, 2014
0rex: grin Sorry about that. I always try to resolve issues with those guys as quickly & amicably as possible. Low self esteem plagues most Nigeria Police officers so you have to be careful about claiming your right with them especially if you are still quite young. sad
Honestly those guys dont deserve to be alive especialy the once i encounter today. What realy happen was that I was in haste this morning so i decided to cross the express ignoring the pedestarian bridge. Two police men not on uniform just held me that i just comited an offence. They drag me to their station that i have to bail my self with 5000. I told them that I dont have that with me then i heared gbosa on my chick. I recieved more beating when i was claiming right that they dont have the right to slap me because i dint commit any criminal offence, they drag me to the cell that was where I received the 2nd phase of my beating because I was refusing to enta the cell. After every thing i have to give them 2000 before they released me. sad sad sad
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 7:45pm On Sep 22, 2014
0rex: grin What happened? Even America knows those guys can be terrible.
I recieved more beating becos i was claiming my right.
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2014
RockyTeee: Why Bro?
Maybe you ve had bad experiences with some of them. But I still want to believe there r still some good guyz among them
honestly had a bad experience with them today, may be the good onces are just 10%. angry sad
Nairaland General › Re: My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op): 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Brother.... Police is your friend lipsrsealed
sister they are my enemy from today. I dont know the difference between them and arm robbers lipsrsealed

I just pray you dont have issue with them, they will call colour blue to be colour black huh!
Celebrities › Re: Abeg Make Una See Wat Am Seeing...wat Is Di??? by Funjosh(m): 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
i didnt see anything tongue
Nairaland General › My horible experience in the hand of Nigerian Police by Funjosh(op):
I hate police they are nothing but animals angry sad lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: PHOTO: How Co-tenant Slaughtered Our Children by Funjosh(m): 3:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
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Politics › Re: Kaduna State Governor Yero Rejects CAN Award. by Funjosh(m): 3:02pm On Sep 22, 2014
had a bad day. police e no go beta for una angry
Culture › Re: Oba Of Lagos Recieves Emir Of Kano HRH S. Lamido Sanusi. PICS. by Funjosh(m): 7:16pm On Sep 21, 2014
They know what and why they are meeting wink
Culture › Re: Controversy Over Igbo Origin:‘we Have Proof That Umueri Is The Cradle Of Ndigbo’ by Funjosh(m): 7:12pm On Sep 21, 2014
chibecanglobal: Let them show us proofs
They are confused lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Why Are Calabar People Very Short? by Funjosh(m): 7:05pm On Sep 21, 2014
ndidibabe: Someone told me in my workplace yesterday that Calabar people are generally short but I argued that God can not deliberately make people from a particular tribe short. However, I met three Calabar people in my Church today and they were all short. So it is true! I have been wondering why they are generally short...
Questions for the godshuh
Culture › Re: Things Money Can't Buy by Funjosh(m): 7:00pm On Sep 21, 2014
Me

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