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HealthRe: Lady Vomitting Blood In Ikorodu Was Not A Runs Girl, Not Thrown From Car by funkybully(f): 9:49am On Aug 16, 2015
The emergence of Lie muhammed and apc have given birth to lieing media and silly bloggers Who stay in their rooms and manufacture lies and paint it to be truth.

God is really merciful.
PoliticsRe: The Reason Rev. Mathew Kukah Wants A "Soft Landing" For Jonathan? by funkybully(f): 9:38am On Aug 16, 2015
authority2006:
We are the masses, are we complaining? At least, majority of the masses are in support of what Buhari has done so far. Who sent Kukah or the spent peace committee to constitute themselves as clog in the wheel of progress?
Really? They now constitute themselves as clog in d wheel of ur imaginary progress But when they were brokering peace before election when tension was very high and when they visited GEJ before d announcement of result and advised him in d interest of peace to accept d election result before He willingly called buhari to congratulate him they were not constituting a clog then.

I pity ur type.

Whatever u sow u must reap. If u think u can paint somebody black and go free. Nemesis awaits u.
PoliticsRe: The Reason Rev. Mathew Kukah Wants A "Soft Landing" For Jonathan? by funkybully(f): 8:59am On Aug 16, 2015
peppyluv02:
Why waste your energy on the foolish hermaphrodite.
My dear, this is d height of wickedness and intentional maligning of somebody's image. I can now see apc urchins can't tolerate one-tenth of d attack they heaped on GEJ.

If I did not listen to Bishop kukah on AIT, I wouldn't have commented. The man spoke on behalf of the peace committee, infact it was abdulsalam that dragged him to d camera.

He simply said that in as much as probe is desired, the primary essence of governance Which is providing the masses with good governance should be of priority.

How does the above translate to telling buhari to stop probing GEJ?

I hate lies and hypocrisy. These apc animals piss me off.
PoliticsRe: The Reason Rev. Mathew Kukah Wants A "Soft Landing" For Jonathan? by funkybully(f): 8:11am On Aug 16, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
This is, what Rev. Mathew Kukah, used his own share of the 7Billion Naira allegedly shared by former President, Jonathan, to the evil pastors in the run up to the 2015 presidential Election.



source: https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/632578480274841600
U this Bastard transgendered, I pity ur life, ur propaganda against GEJ May have sailed through But this one against a credible man of God will mark d beginning of ur doom if u don't make open confession the way u made this open denigrating propaganda.

I am not from d north, But I can vouch for Bishop Kukah having followed his antecedent for long.

I wonder Why u will single out Bishop kukah to attack just bc He asked buhari to get busy with governance while probing. Besides He spoke on behalf of d peace committee of Which SULTAN of sokoto is a member and nobody has accused sultan the way Bastard almajiri northern muslims are targeting him bc of his Christian influence in d sokoto islamic caliphate since He was made Bishop.

He recently made remarks about How difficult it is for Christians in d north to get c of o from northern governors to build churches, nd d next attack for that statement is to snap a random building and tag ownership to him.

I Wish He lay unreversable curse upon u nd all those carrying this propaganda so u will see what u did to ur self.

Big Fool!
PoliticsRe: The Reason Rev. Mathew Kukah Wants A "Soft Landing" For Jonathan? by funkybully(f): 4:57am On Aug 16, 2015
Trunaijian:
I know this estate. Its behind the general post office around zoo lane in sokoto. Am aware it belongs to Rev. Kukah. It is a simple issue, he can come out publicly and tell Nigerians where he got the funds to build such an edifice if he is a true man of God. If not, then he should shut the f.ck up and stay out of politics.
All you Bastard Muslims trying hard to get at Bishop kukah. What have u written about the sultan of sokoto Who is a member of the peace committee?

Why will a Catholic clergy that don't marry build such edifice to be inherited by who?

U animals will use ur silly mouths to land eternal curse upon urselves
PoliticsRe: APC Mega Rally in Bayelsa State.... Live On AIT by funkybully(f): 3:34pm On Aug 15, 2015
MEGA PROPAGANDA.

MEGA KOR, MINOR NI.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Women Turned To Sex-Slaves In Dubai by funkybully(f): 3:29pm On Aug 15, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
IGBO AGAIN
Amadioha strike u down, u this ugly tiger scratch face red oil gulping coward.

What concerns igbo with Edo. Anumanu!
AutosRe: Awoof Sales Honda Babyboy @ 400k Only SOLD by funkybully(f): 1:31pm On Aug 15, 2015
Show engine, make I pay 360k
CultureRe: “The Next Ooni Will Not Eat Sijuwade’s Heart” - Ife Chief by funkybully(f): 11:04am On Aug 15, 2015
Story for d gods. Animal heart eaten not human heart? As far as heart is eaten, How do We confirm? Why was d oba buried by 12 midnight and none of his family members witnessed it except the ogboni cult memers u call oro cult members? What happens to his corpse in d dark before burial?

Just like they denied the death of d ooni till rituals were completed, they will also deny this heart eating nonsense cos it can be taken up by d authority.
PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by funkybully(f): 9:48am On Aug 15, 2015
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wadetaw202:
May everlasting curse never depart from your steupd life. Every part of Nigeria has brown roof including ur useless alaigbo; we have trashed that out already. May you never make headway in life for as long as you stay in Yoruba land. The place has brown roof, yet you cursed bastard will never leave. They eat amala, yet you still stick with us. Why not go back t your useless home full of gully erosion and leave our barbaric culture for us? But you will never go because Igbo's are cursed with the spirit of wandering. Everyday, thousand of them leave their home for the southwest, yet the southwest is not good. every day, they leave their dirty aba, the dirtiest city in Africa, to come down to southwest, yet Nigeria is a zoo. Useless cursed tribe that will perish without solution. For as long as you stay in the southwest, you will never make headway. Every money you make here will be spent on sickness. And we are even coming to cut off your head, because you must be buried with the Ooni of ife. Every member of your family will die mysteriously after we sacrifice your head, because you and your family members are chosen by the gods to die with the Ooni. I suggest to you to get lost from our land. We don't need you, or else we will sacrifice your head. You homeless wandering flaaaathead!

And for your information, amala and red pepper oil is a nice food. You will never know because you are a flaaaaathead with compressed and therefore useless brain.
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Bastard eggheader!

May collesterol from red Oil block ur blood veins and kill u there.

God forbid me living with rapists, cannibal, juju, hateful, ritualistic, jealous stricken, poisonous ppl like yoloba oblong headed tiger whiskers face ugly baboons.

May ur life remain miserable inside oshogbo as u live with ur aged mother.

Wretched cursed soul! U will soon be used as abobaku in that shyt hole where king's heart is eaten.
PoliticsRe: Cult Groups, Fulani Herdsmen Kill 761 In Seven Months by funkybully(f): 6:22am On Aug 15, 2015
Sadly it's d sai buhari states that are affected Most apart from ekiti
PoliticsRe: Away With This Peace Committee By Joe Igbokwe by funkybully(f): 6:15am On Aug 15, 2015
How I detest that yolobakwe, I wonder if He ever comes home at all, cos I have been looking for an opportunity to organize his stoning.
CultureRe: Drama At Ooni’s Palace: Wives, Children Barred From Ooni’s Burial by funkybully(f):
Imagine burying king by midnight and barring his family and u tell me human heads are not buried with him

Continue with this barbaric culture, one day monkey will go market and not come back
AutosRe: Clean Toyota Camry(orobo) @530k...''Slightly negotiable" by funkybully(f): 2:36am On Aug 15, 2015
Tokumbo na 600 to 650k.

I rather top 100k n buy toks.

99 used camry sells btw 500 to 600.

Adjust ur price accordingly, this is 96 used camry
AutosRe: A Very Sharp Peugeot 406 Auto Drive & Manual Drive 406 Wit Ew10 Engine In Phc by funkybully(f):
400k ? For d second car
AutosRe: Extremely Clean Honda Accord 2000 Model (babyboy) by funkybully(f): 2:23am On Aug 15, 2015
400k location? Show engine picture
PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by funkybully(f): 2:16am On Aug 15, 2015
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wadetaw202:
Cursed culturless flaaathead, kindly get lost from Yoruba land and go back to your gulf erosion. Yes, we are barbaric and we kill people when our king dies. If you are not happy with it,kindly park your useless luggage and your useless OSU outcast life out of Yoruba land and never come back again. Eediotic foool of a flaaathead. Bastard!!!
What are you still doing here gan in the first place? Your cursed self say we are bad, yet you keep on staying like a homeless dog. You call Nigeria a zoo, yet, you can't go back to your useless culturless gully erosioned village.
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Amadioha punish u there to even think I live in ur backward cave full of rusted brown roofs.

How can I survive with amala and red oil gulping animals.

Fool
PoliticsRe: Abuobaku T-shirt Rolling Out Of Production Line In Aba. by funkybully(f): 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2015
grin Lol abobaku is now trending, aba boys want utilize the biz opportunity make quick money.

Love these guys ingenuity when it comes to business
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Sees His Own ‘obituary’ Announcement In Edo (pic And Video) by funkybully(f): 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
Only in Edo
CultureRe: Noise About Abobaku Online.....the Culture Has Been Abolished Years Ago. by funkybully(f): 7:24pm On Aug 14, 2015
247notire:
I'm ibo but... F^ck u man! U dint need to say that...
No igbo man calls himself ibo, stop impersonation
CultureRe: Noise About Abobaku Online.....the Culture Has Been Abolished Years Ago. by funkybully(f): 7:16pm On Aug 14, 2015
eyinjuege:
There really is nothing new about the Oro curfew. Even in a city as metropolitan as Lagos, its still being practiced regularly e.g Ikorodu. The last Ooni Oba Adesoji Aderemi's burial site is still not known by anybody. No one will know when Ooni Sijuwade will be buried and definitely no one will know his burial site. It's highly secretive, and its their tradition. The only thing anyone will probably hear about this ish is that a new Ooni is being enthroned.
Kings in Yorubaland are supposed to be gods, who don't die, so how can you bury someone that's not dead? He has only "waja"- gone on a journey.
I personally don't believe anyone is going to be buried with any dead king, but we are still very traditional people in Naija. Toneach is own provided no one's getting hurt.
But there are oba tombs in pictures, How come the tombs Later resurface if burial sites are unknown

For d fact that all obas are ogbonis have proved d sacrifice thing. I have witnessed an agboni man burial. They entered where the man was lieing in state, asked everybody to leave including d wife of d man, they locked d door n do their ritual stuff. Heard his heart was taken.

U can't rule out d possibility of burying obas with heads since d last rites are done in secrete by chiefs Who must have swore oaths to keep d secrete.

No rumour without origin. No smoke without fire.
CultureRe: Noise About Abobaku Online.....the Culture Has Been Abolished Years Ago. by funkybully(f): 6:54pm On Aug 14, 2015
Too late at face saving crap. We non yorubas don't even know what abobaku means, it is yoloba word and d meaning says it all.

What is d curfew for n why is the burial enshrewed in such secrecy that only few fellow ogboni chiefs witness it? What are they hiding?
PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by funkybully(f): 6:41pm On Aug 14, 2015
haqueurate:
Op clearly the jokes on you!
Most nigerians are aware that ancient cultural practices that include human sacrifice have been abolished, not only in youruba land but in most places
the reference of jokes made with respect to abobaku was just an avenue to bring smiles and fun into pubic events
you however feel like the only educated nigerian on a mission to correct the rest illiterates in the country thereby going into this long epistle undecided
Why then was the article written in this age by a Yoruba writer seeking legislation against it if they were abolished
PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by funkybully(f): 6:37pm On Aug 14, 2015
micronut:
I wish you can have evidence for all you are saying. I want you to call any relative in the town (if you have one) to give you situation reports. I was there even through out last week and to my amazement, still saw okadas plying the roads around 10pm, the streets is still with people as if nothing is happening.. People are not that secret, they would have come out if there is anything inhumane... Make findings before you use mouth hang people sir.
From eleyele layout to gbadegesin to parakin, omiokun, to akarabata to oranmiyan etc every where is like grave yard. Nobody want to b caught unaware. U think if there is no sinister motive ppl won't come out to by this time to do evening trade n buying?
PoliticsRe: Hidden political-culture of succession in SW Obaship Exposed by funkybully(f): 6:20pm On Aug 14, 2015
chrisblack:
there is ogboni even in the east.so whats your point
Ogboni originated from yoloba land. It has no igbo meaning. It's a yoloba word and all yoloba oba are members.

It is alien to our culture, an imported cult by association n interaction. Reason Why they now have reformed ogboni that don't do human sacrifice, But one obas belong do sacrifice and eat human heart, drink human blood
PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by funkybully(f): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2015
micronut:
Same reason why South African Gov't declared 10days Mourning and work free for Late Nelson Mandela... It's a cultural sign of honour to a traditional Ruler.
10 days mourning is not 10 days curfew. What happens during d curfew period? Helpless citizens are killed and used for sacrifice.

Can't u mourn ur king without restricting movement? What happens to women that have labour within that curfew period? Emergency duty call by doctors nko?

This is barbaric culture that must give way to modernity my friend
PoliticsRe: Farewell Service In Honour Of The Late Ooni Of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade In Pics by funkybully(f): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2015
Farewell service and am seeing shrine there. Religiously confused mofos. Oba is a confirmed ogboni n pagan man. Stop ridiculing Christianity, yoking with ritualists and heart eating cannibals in d name of farewell service.

Did they allow them near d grave side or perform d dust to dust rites?
PoliticsRe: Hidden political-culture of succession in SW Obaship Exposed by funkybully(f): 5:56pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jeeeeez! Eat king heart? Chai! No wonder d ogboni chiefs claim d burial rite will b by selected few.

Tufiakwa! Barbaric, cannibalistic ppl. I spit on yoloba culture
Jokes EtcRe: When Ife Chiefs Decide To Choose Another Abobaku by funkybully(f): 5:47pm On Aug 14, 2015
I see aregbe tearing race in front
AutosRe: Honda Bull Dog @350 Negotiable Fr Serious Buyers by funkybully(f): 5:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
Ile -ife? No go area for now

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