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lmao. keep em coming galactico

What about if the little green men that live under the stairs tell me to shave th dog?

does that count as well?

lol, nice one, very interesting.

Hiiii-LAaa-RiOUS

it gets even funnier towards the end.

Ifeel like having a baby right now.

lol.
Raising a generation of EVIL Teens.

There's no Santa??

" Come with me if you want to live"- The TERMINATOR

" My name is Bond, James Bond"- 007

" Say hello to my little friend"- Scarface

" I trust only me"- scarface

I think there's alot of mystery in this world. and for a balance to exist, there has to be evil to compliment Good. Even in the history books, when africans were taken as slaves, the intorduced the white man to different aspects of their culture like dance, herbs and voodoo. I studied history in school so i know for a fact that while the white man borught xtianity to africa we exported voodoo.

Thus you have to recognise the presence of traditional priests and witches and wizards etc. Magun is totally possible. And its an effective remedy for promiscuous men and women.

sam Milla have you ever thot of telling jokes professionally? Theres alot of money in it.
i really look forward to reading jokes from you everytime.

Pls continue!!!

i guess its true what they say about beauty and brains.
They dont go hand in hand.

BAD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE
the punisher the boon dock saints
the transporter layer cake
hell boy fight club
ultra violet kill bill vol 1 &2
spiderman 2 Alin resurrection
X men 3 Constantine
40 yr old virgin Crash
soul plane 4 brothers
pootie tang ray
Alexander Troy
Elektra Tomb raider
dare devil Jeepers creepers
superman returns Pirates of the carribean
sharktale shrek
Madagascar The incredibles.

Guys that grow their finger nails or even worse leave the pinky fingernail very long and occassionally use it to scratch their unshaved beard or pick their nose Uuughhhh .

Girls that use scary lipsticks and dont apply it in moderation.
Guys that dress like Americans. i think the oversized tshirts and large saggy jeans is terrible. The American male fashion sense is a big Fahion Oops.
they should dress more like Europeans. European men have the best dress sense. And so do gay men who are'nt drag queens.

I am hausa. Pure blood.

@ DAVIDYLAN, POSSESSING NUCLEAR ARMS DOES NOT GIVE PROTECTION.

i dont think theyshould have killed him. life in prison should have been ok.
just pray that his supporters dont take rvenge on the west, cos that wont be
pretty at all.

hi all, i've been a long time viewer of nairaland and now a new subscriber. i am in my early 20s. i work in one of the telecomms companies and i'm a movie buff. all i do in my spare time is watch movies and tv. ok i dont have anything else to say, just wanted to start a darn thread.

Dont you all think the world would have known if janet jackson was ever pregnant. the 1980's was her peak in entertainment and i dont think there was ever a time she wasnt in the spotlight for a whole 9 months.dont make judgements cos they look alike. chances are theres someone that looks like you somewhere in the world. i know a guy that looks like p. diddy but i dont go around saying its his long lost son or twin.

Alot of things were off about this new bond. first of all bond isn't blond and i feel the guy is too big and not as attractive or charming as his predeccessors. the chase scene at the beginning was sick, luvd it. also the bond girl this time was as attractive as a stick. they shud have used the first chic that they killed off too quickly she was more sexier. the movie was not the best bond movie, lets just hope the next one steps up.

I think they match each other. they are both top of their game, she's the sexiest R&B diva around and he's the best rapper alive.
Do u think she can really do any better than Jay. It doesn't get any bigger than him.