Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by funkyjms: 9:45am On Jul 03, 2016*. Modified: 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Properties › Re: Before You Rent That House!!! by funkyjms: 2:40am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Oooops: This also applies to prepaid users. You may feel its prepaid meter... Some of those meters have accrued arrears. This is how it works. When a bill owes so much, and a prepaid meter is bought or given to the premises, The debts from the bill is factored into the prepaid meter and scheduled to be paid within a specific period of time. HAH: For example when my brother moved to his current house it has a prepaid meter, but when he went to buy credit he saw that there was outstanding 5000 naira to be paid upon further enquiry from nepa he was told that the house never had a prepaid meter but on instalation of the prepaid meter the outstanding debt of over 100k was transfered to the prepaid meter but to be paid installmentally he was told every month he will be paying 1000 naira that means it will take about 100 months to clear the debt,
If my brother tenders 5000 for airtime purchase every month only 4000 naira worth of credit will be given to him as they deduct their outstanding 1000 naira. This is what the op is asking us to be aware of when paying for rent.
In the case of my brother the landlord agreed that any outstanding paid will be deducted from his next rent. How to know outstanding debt? HAH: You will see it on the token from nepa, for example when you tender 5000 you will see l narrative like VAT 250. Unit 3750 and outstanding 1000. Whenever you see outstanding it means debt, from there you make further enquiry from the nepa staff he will tell you reason for outstanding, the balance remaining and duration of payment. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 12:13am On Jul 03, 2016*. Modified: 1:05am On Jul 03, 2016 |
LastMumu: This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.
Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.
A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.
To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.
So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?
A. ₦1200
B. ₦2000
C. ₦1000
D. ₦1800
E. ₦2200
Support your answer with analysis.
My explanation in paragraphs: P1. When Ami gave shopkeeper fake 1k and collected the goods, it means the shopkeeper has earned zero revenue but incur a loss of #200. P2. When shopkeeper gave Le fake #1000 and received five $200 denominated notes, it means shopkeeper has unconsciouslly transferred his #200 loss to Le and has revenue of 1k; profit of #800. P3. When shopkeeper gave Ami #800 and keeps the remaining #200, it means he has revenue of #200; at breakeven P4. Now, when Le realised it's a fake note and shopkeeper changed the fake with an aunthetic, it means Le has transferred back the #200 he unconciouslly incurred in P2. This obviously means shopkeeper has made a loss of 1k. Boss LastMumu, I correct? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 11:16pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Jazmiynne: C. 1000
[s]I'd like to work under the assumption that the shopkeeper sourced for "change" with his own #1000 note BEFORE collecting amicable09's money. So I'm working on the premise that the money he gave to Lero15 is a good #1000 note[/s] that was thus changed by Lero into 200 notes. (No loss)
Which means when amicable09 brings her fake #1000 (which in reality is valueless paper), the shop keeper has change and thus gives her #800 (first loss) change in return for her #200 (the second loss) purchase.
Hence, I'd say he lost #1000 If your assumption stands, then Le wouldn't demand for a new note 'cause the note would have been a "good #1000 note." Hence, your reason is ingenuine. |
Phones › Re: Do-not-disturb SMS From MTN (at Last) by funkyjms: 11:16pm On Jun 30, 2016*. Modified: 11:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 11:37pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Stellaog: I also received this Job invite. please how genuine is it. MG Resources invites you for Assessment /Briefing by 9:00am on Mon 27/06/2916@161 Ikorodu Rd,Opposite Ecobank,Onipanu B/stop.Lagos. please how true is this? Don't honour the invitation. It's a pure scam! |
Career › Re: . by funkyjms: 11:23pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Dear Elxandre,
Sorry about your relationship with your father.
However, the information provided is insufficient to compute his pension value. There are several questions that need answer like his age of appointment, period of service with(out) pay, basic salary and allowances, date of promotion, et cetera. This would be made easy if there is either an access to his file or a personal meeting.
You'd require the service of a chartered accountant. However, it's ethically wrong!
Yours sincerely, funkyjms(RA) |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by funkyjms: 6:54pm On Jun 18, 2016*. Modified: 11:30pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: . by funkyjms: 2:18pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
StubbornGoat: Funkyjms - The great accountant! Great!
Na your guy Friedplantain o. Oya show face.  The Chairman!  I doff my hat...  It's been a while Sir. |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by funkyjms: 1:38pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by funkyjms: 1:38pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
olorunda68: please sir help me out of this problem sir, my mtn sim can't send out sms. I have done sim swap but the problem still persist. the SMSC NO IS +234803000000 my sim number is 08167816707. l have called mtn customer care line severally and have carried out all directives. please help me find out if my line is embargoed or something. If you've done SIM swap, I assume you were given the new MTN token enabled SIM. First, call, explain and instruct a call agent to refresh your line. Immediately after the call, send a message. If it fails, insert the SIM to another phone and resend. If it fails, use this Centre Number: +2348030000420 (NB: This is a digit more than the above CN.) For this Centre Number to work, you have to call an agent to refresh your line again. If it persists, kindly visit the nearest MTN Support Centre. |
Phones › Re: See What Power Outage Cost Me Today In Church by funkyjms: 8:14pm On May 29, 2016 |
Lady : "What's going to happen now"? Me :[s]"Okay, Are you going to take mine?" [/s] Demmit! Don't do this next time. |
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 9:24pm On May 26, 2016 |
obisite: You fell under HND/B.SC obtained from ICAN accredited institutions
Will be exempted from foundation level.. To write Skills, pay for registration, exemption fee n register for the exam, either two, three or all paper as your strength can carry.. Thanks... Hope it helps Did you actually check if his institution is among the listed accredited institution? Else, it would be under third condition. |
Phones › Re: MTN Zone High Tariff Charges by funkyjms: 1:28am On May 23, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 4:59pm On May 18, 2016 |
Farooq Kperogi If you are--or you know someone who is-- a certified Hausa translator or has been a Hausa translator, even if uncertified, for at least 2 years or more, please inbox me. An American recruiter reached out to me yesterday and requested that I recommend a Hausa translator for employment. The job pays really well, but the catch is that the prospective candidate has to be an American citizen who is ready to relocate to Atlanta, Georgia.
17 hrs · Public More 90 people like this. Farooq Kperogi Please, before you inbox me, be sure that you or the person you are recommending is a US citizen. Like · 1 · Report · Yesterday at 11:46pm |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write A Good CV by funkyjms: 5:07pm On May 16, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by funkyjms: 7:30pm On May 11, 2016 |
toluh: Thanks. Please how do I migrate to Trust talk? Dial *400# or send 400 to 131 . Meanwhile, MTN Zone remains the best prepaid tariff plan for calls. Dial *135*1# to migrate to Zone, then dial *135*5# to turn on notification for 'lower rate.' |
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by funkyjms: 1:13pm On May 10, 2016 |
toluh: Please how do I opt out of Beta talk? You can't opt out of Beta Talk, you can only migrate to another tarrif plan using appropriate short code. |
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by funkyjms: 9:33am On Apr 11, 2016 |
sameolg616: check the date of your system...make sure its correct else your antivirus is whats not authenticating the certificates.....check for the exception rule on the error page.. i used to have that problem with kaspersky....until i tweaked it manually state the antivirus and browser u use E don work ooo! God bless you real' good! It's my date and time! Never thought of that. The date and time always backdate once I shut down. |
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by funkyjms: 8:32am On Apr 11, 2016 |
I've not been able to access some sites on my system: Google, gmail, facebook, yahoomail, youtube etc. I guess I tampered with the "Certificates" sometimes ago. The few sites I've been able to access always demand I confirm the certificates. Please how do I resolve this?
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Phones › Re: Simple Server On Pc Back?? by funkyjms: 6:22am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Where Simpleserver on PC go before? |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by funkyjms: 6:44pm On Mar 25, 2016*. Modified: 7:50pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
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Food › Re: Why You Should Always Choose Bananas With Dark Spots Than The Fresh One by funkyjms: 11:23pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
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Food › Re: Why You Should Always Choose Bananas With Dark Spots Than The Fresh One by funkyjms: 11:22pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Firs Is Collecting Cv (hard Copy) by funkyjms: 4:09pm On Mar 11, 2016*. Modified: 9:38pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Include Every Job I Hold On My CV? by funkyjms: 9:28pm On Feb 22, 2016*. Modified: 4:19pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by funkyjms: 12:33pm On Feb 21, 2016*. Modified: 6:44pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
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Family › Re: What Is The Appropriate Age To Register A Child In School? by funkyjms: 10:43pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
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Career › Re: Tax Professionals Forum by funkyjms: 4:34am On Feb 01, 2016 |
emelicoby: What do u mean by SFPL? Statement of Financial Position Ledger. emelicoby: How is capital allowance calculated? This would require a class you know. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 10:49am On Jan 28, 2016*. Modified: 10:27am On Jan 29, 2016 |
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