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Business › Re: How My Roommate Stole 120,000 Naira From My ATM Card And How I Caught Him by funkyjms: 9:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
adonisgold:
So them expel you? Pele, wetin you do?
Lol...I know someone would say this! cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:47pm On Mar 24, 2015
dmcdad:
I wan vex die! E pain me die! And anytine I remember am, e still dey pain me.
I wish we can pay them back the same way! sad
Business › Re: How My Roommate Stole 120,000 Naira From My ATM Card And How I Caught Him by funkyjms: 9:38pm On Mar 24, 2015
I'm happy 'cos of two things

*You retrieved your money from him with no casualty
*He was not expelled

But he shouldn't try this shi!!t for Unilorin ooo
Once your matter enter security unit, dasall!
Stupidly, SDC will allow the school to chop your tuition fee till final year before dem go expel you give you compulsory convocation!
You go even wear gown join, grin snap photograph sef, grin whether you smile, bone, cry na your wahala grin grin
A week to convocation, you go just see your photo for calender, offence being "gross indiscipline"
**memories** chai! unilorin no try at all!! undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
dmcdad:
Huh? Don't you know in Spain, in case of a tie on points, the league is given to the team with the better head-to-head aggregate? In other parts, the normal GD (goals difference) is used.

In Spain, it was the normal GD that was being used formally. And Madrid won a league using GD in Frank Rjkaard's time. Funny enough, by the following season, they changed the rule to head-to-head, rather than GD. Funny still, Madrid won the league that year using head-to-head rule, albeit we had better GD that year. I no go forget those 2 seasons.cheesy
I can't forget that particular day! We were leading 5-1 at Gimnastic but the substitute, Antonio Reyes, brace saved the day for Madrid. I no fit cry that day undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:57am On Mar 23, 2015
eyoniggar:
Thank goodness shakira is pregoz, poor form in bed, good form on the pitch. Good game over-all, wasnt suppose to be a walk-over, 3 points was whatz needed. Suarez predictably killed it.
cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:41pm On Mar 22, 2015
Mcleo007:
No he didn't. It would have been disastrous starting those two. Mad-rid would bury us very quick. Busquets got cleared to play just yesterday. Xavi to face off with Kroos and Modric? That's suicidal!
We are both saying the same thing. He sacrificed Xavi and Busquets for Mascherano and Rakitic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:25pm On Mar 22, 2015
barackodam:
buh seriously, I won't have used xavi.

not in this kinda match.
Even at the latter part of the game?
Obviously you didn't get the tactics Luis used!

Don't you know, often times we've always preferred Xavi, Iniesta and Basquest in classicos? He changed the game plan for 'em. You don't have to do the same thing every time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:23pm On Mar 22, 2015
philfearon:
You dey this world at all? abi you just dey return from Pluto?
I wonder oo, some people go just dey yarn dust! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:17pm On Mar 22, 2015
Mcleo007:
And so continues the tradition; every newly signed Barcelona forward scores in their classico debut season. #Suarez cool
...and Matthieu smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:15pm On Mar 22, 2015
Mcleo007:
Penaldo was off. The flag was for him...
dmcdad:
God bless you... Exactly what a lot of people failed to grasp.

The off was for the header and not for the goal.
Of course I know the flag was for Ronaldo, yet I see no off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:11pm On Mar 22, 2015
What I noticed about the game is that Luis sacrificed creativity (Xavi and Busquets) for physicality (Mascherano and Rakitic.)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:01pm On Mar 22, 2015
Tval:
Overhyped piece of nonsense= neymar
Shut tha heaven! But your team got 'yanched' tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:56pm On Mar 22, 2015
onuwaje:
Neymar your father!!!!
coded01:
Neymar should be banned... angry
Habaaaa undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:52pm On Mar 22, 2015
sebod:
[s]Take heart cules, we are losing this match, our team is playing so poorly![/s]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:50pm On Mar 22, 2015
Madrid disallowed goal was a clean goal! No off

#NoHomo

Madrid dominated the first half, expecting something better from FCB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 5:26pm On Mar 22, 2015
Sh!!!t! Na sleeping pill be tea and bread o; The much reason I didn't take it before going to church. Watched like 20min Liv/United and didn't even know when I left my phone to sleep.. grin Had it been say na elclassico, chaiii e for pain me dieee
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by funkyjms: 6:43pm On Mar 21, 2015
bigt2:
my jallopy had a fault and is with a mechanic. I had to go to my colleague's sister's wedding ceremony so i went with my co staff. We were three on the official bike. I posted an accident which obstructed oyo ogbomoso road when going and when coming back, a traffic jam ensued. We had to manouever through the parking side and before i could say jack, the rider climbed a high side after overtaking the truck. Thank God for the slow movement of the truck as i was the only one trapped on my right foot between the rear tyre. I bruised my ankle and the truck braked sharply. My reflexes failed me cos i tried to crawl to the safe side but was resisted by the trapped ankle and the weight of the jincheng motorcycle. I thank God for the gift of the motorboy who alerted the truck driver. Thanks for the concern man. Thanks alot.
The deadliest road in the West! The only road I've seen a traffic jam of not less than 70 consecutive trailers

Thank God for your life bro
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by funkyjms: 6:29pm On Mar 21, 2015
Nmeri17:
Lockout

PS: this movie was so good, I watched and read the five minute long credits
Cool movie

Joseph Gilgun "the psycho" makes it fun! cheesy cheesy

Celebrities › Re: John Dumelo Shares His Latest Haircut Style Barbed By Majid Michael by funkyjms: 6:35pm On Mar 20, 2015
Moral of the pix: Aside your discipline, you've gotta possess, at least, a skill to bank on.

Notobene: Provided the pix is real.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:40pm On Mar 20, 2015
Honestly, I don taya for this PSG pairing every time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter-final draw Draw On 20th March 2015 by funkyjms: 12:19pm On Mar 20, 2015
How many times we wan play PSG? huh huh undecided undecided
Family › Re: When You Are Older Than Your Dad/ Mum's Brother/ Sister by funkyjms: 2:48pm On Mar 19, 2015
That awkward moment when grand parents are still making babies despite having grand children gringringrin
Family › Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by funkyjms: 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2015
peedeeasobie:
My dear, I'm not married yet. Before you proffer 'dangerous suggestions' to a married person, you must understand the peculiarities of each marriage.
Every union is unique and should be treated as such.

You can't give a blanket advice based on how you feel.
Well, that's true but law doesn't reference 'peculiarities of each marriage'
Family › Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by funkyjms: 12:32pm On Mar 19, 2015
coderXO:
...Do you part and be a good wife. Have a light-hearted discussion with him about it.

Not asking him if he writes you as his "next of kin," but suggesting he is the most important person in your life. Are you his?

You get my drift?

You'll be fine.
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Family › Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by funkyjms: 12:26pm On Mar 19, 2015
SirShymexx:
Lol. Women and their innate sense of entitlement.

Why should you be? Next of kin is dependent on who you can trust the most, and perhaps you've not done enough to earn his trust. Or maybe, you have betrayed his trust in the past, and he sees no reason why you should be included.

The current consciousness of the planet is about individualism, and all "man" for himself. You're just a mere appendage, till you can prove beyond reasonable doubt than you can earn his trust.

Smart husband right there, and blood is always thicker than water. If I were in his shoes: I'd put any of my sisters on the form. I trust those beautiful women with my life. grin Get ya own shiit, don't trouble the smart guy, and enjoy ya marriage. Marriage is a partnership these days - more of a business, and level of trust is dependent on what's at stake. Women in relationships/marriages aren't loyal, and trusting them with ya possessions is like auctioning ya life to the lowest bidder.
I strongly agree with that. NOK/will issue should be dependent on who you can trust the most. Nevertheless, nuclear family should be the choice provided trust is earned. Where there is no trust, an alternative might be considered but there should be a clause (reasonable share) in fairness to the wife/children.

BTW Sirshymexx, if you trust her as much as you trust your sisters, I know you would pick her or your still believe blood is always thicker than water?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:09am On Mar 19, 2015
coded01:
shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I guess you don't agree to that too??
Why would Bravo be an upgrage of Pinto? Mcleo007 commoonn!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:03am On Mar 19, 2015
Mcleo007:
So much for being the champion of the overtly weak EPL!

Highpoints of the game IMO;
1. Ter Stegen is a better goal keeper to C.Bravo. The latter is more of an upgrade to J. Pinto while the former can be likened to M.Near with his defining attributes of a con contemporary goalie. Stongly Disagree undecided

2. The defence is now truly dependable, thanks to pique's great form since the start of the season. Neutral

3. It is with games like this that you understand why S. Busquets is the best holding midfielder in the world. He's the 'pivote', a pivot central midfielder. Masche dwells so long on the ball, whereas Busquets quick thinking and effective ball distribution is a leading light sorely missed. Strongly Agree

4. Iniesta remains the undoubted don. His ball retention ability is unrivaled. Strongly Agree

5. I. Rakitic had a subpar performance. Apart from the goal, he wasn't convincing at all. Agree

6. Neymar Jnr's poor form is now a thing of concern. I'm glad he wasn't substituted (that would have killed his confidence ahead of the coming fixtures). The game could have easily ended as 6-0 had he done needful. Neutral

7. Suarez is very crucial to this team. He can only get better. Agree

8. Messi? lipsrsealed STRONGEEEESSSSTTTT AAGRRREEEE grin grin grin grin

9. City and other EPL teams should play in the Europa league. They'd fare better competing in the lower cadre of European football competition. EXCEPT CHELSEA! Forget PSG saga, they know their onions when it comes to UCL Neutral
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:38pm On Mar 18, 2015
Wow! The best 1st half performance I've seen from my darling FCB this season. smiley smiley kiss kiss
Even Guardiola dey enjoy the match, obviously he has missed tikitaka football grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: AYC 2015 (2 - 0) On 18th March 2015 by funkyjms: 6:50pm On Mar 18, 2015
gbengalite:
5. Foul on the Nigerian
6. Free Kick
7. HT after 1min extra time
Which app is this please?
Health › Re: Male Infertility!!! Share Your Experience/success Story. by funkyjms: 1:13pm On Mar 18, 2015
santagelo25:
No success yet but still believe i will conquer at the end by the grace of God.
The suggestion i gave you is based on the success of those that had similar issue with you.Today,they are proud fathers of children.Our case will not be different..
Never say never until you get a solution.
Yesterday, the first thing that occur to me after reading mannycrown story was that he needs to work on his psyche first. You can't be searching for solutions with the mindset of a loser. You can't devote all your energy searching for success stories when ought to devote it to finding a solution. If no one has been successful, does that mean all hope is lost? Yes, I must admit that I may not know how it feels but one thing you must have is the mind that you-will-win! Man up Sir. Receive your success story in Jesus name.

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