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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by funkyjms: 12:53am On Apr 06, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Forget the OP my good friend, u re beautiful the way you are.... I'm also big so what undecided
Going by your dp, you ain't!
Perfectly made.
Education › Re: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School by funkyjms: 12:48am On Apr 06, 2015
Lítírésò
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by funkyjms: 12:20am On Apr 06, 2015
armadeo:
English isn't our mother tongue.

These sort of post are baffling beyond belief.
Hahaha I knew someone would say something like this oneday grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:48pm On Apr 05, 2015
Krasid:
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As we won, you no fit talk. Now na Iniesta matter you wan put for head...smh

Dead Iniesta is better than any of your midfielder!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:46pm On Apr 05, 2015
barackohandso:
It's being reserved till when we win a trophy. He'll get his deserved plaudits then

Better no praise Pique now, pique wey you go praise this minute, next minute he don 'jabo'.
True grin
Phones › Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by funkyjms: 11:42pm On Apr 05, 2015
nolywe:
I have seen H+ in another guy's phone that stays in my area...someone said if I subscribed for any bb plan..it will automatically come up..true or false?
False! You saw "H+ in another's guy's phone that stays in your area" doesn't mean the network strength would be excellent in your exact location. I may be having H+ where I am and 30metres away, I may not get 'E'
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Drop ur nos meh dem help u out for the group.. Gurus full for dia dem help u

Ma head don full with fone wahalagringrin

Wen u drop ur nos.. I'll add u up... Then copy what u wrote... And still paste on the group.. Am pretty sure... Ur problem will be resolved
Lol...boss... It's like our minds are working together.
I wanted to tell her to drop or pm her digits but kinda reluctant. The issue might not be a one way thing or forum talk. But you know as ladies be now, dem fit think say... I don learn my lesson! In fact, I was about mentioning you to help out as you're the boss here.

Most of the insufficient memory ish I've solved have always been the "log_other_mode" path, in the root memory, being filled up with unnecessary 'files.'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
AbuMikey:
Who 9-1 don help? undecided

As its stands, even if its 0.05-0, I don't care, as long as I get My desired 3 Points gringrintongue
No... 0.9999999999999999999999999-1 gringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2015
I was expecting a tough game but a lackadaisical attitude. Mehn, everybody played capital nonsense!

That Nolito dude wan pour sand for our garri, I guess he was our player?

Neymar looks stressed up to me, I just don't really know his prob.

It's like fatigue has started setting in gradually. This would be a wrong time for that 'cos this is the busiest month for us.

What matters most is three points! Thanks ma darling team!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:38pm On Apr 05, 2015
Everybody just dey play lubbish! I dey vex!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2015
scantee:
Bleep Granda Bleep Cr7 5 goals. all I want is 0-1 Win throughout the remaining games, even if na Mathew score them all no problem.

Celta? hmm November last year result I rebuke you.
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 7:06pm On Apr 05, 2015
[quote author=booqee post=32381093][/quote]What's your phone model? Is it rooted?
Family › Re: Help!!!my Dad Is Cheating On My Mum by funkyjms: 4:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Op, for the sake of your mum and dad's marriage, I think it's best you don't tell your mum or anyone.

From everything you have said, it seems you are really close to your dad.

Here is my advise~ I think the best thing you do is sit your dad down and talk to him in all seriousness and maturity
Tell him that what he is doing isn't right and it's even having a bad influence on you as his child.
Explain to him that him cheating on your mum is total wickedness because she loves him so much.
[s]Tell him that if he doesn't stop that you would report him to a spiritual leader or an elder relation.[/s]

If he continues this absurd behavior, Op you have no choice but to do just that.

I know it would be tough being in your condition but don't give up on your dad. Always include him in your prayers and keep on praying that God would continue to keep his union with your mum.

Thanks.[/color]
Threatening him? Some don't care!
Family › Re: What Would You Do If Your Father Surprises You With A Stepmother This Month? by funkyjms: 4:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
praxs:
I surprise him with a Bleep on his wife next month
father and son sharing the same punany...there's love in sharing actually
Gaming › Re: What Game Can You Play 100times Without Getting Bored And Tired Of It??? by funkyjms:
Definitely candy crush

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 2:00pm On Apr 05, 2015
sebod:
Please house, is Granada a football club or what?
liveLongNprospa:
Lol..bro we r jst too good man grin
Krasid:
Modric is back, King James is back.The Real madrid is back!
If you like, win 9-1, 20-0, 100-0, as far as I,m able to pull 0-1 win, I'm berra than ya tongue tongue

Messi winning the Pichichi? He doesn't compete, he does his own thing jejely and that's why the goals come easily for him.
Phones › Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by funkyjms: 9:02am On Apr 05, 2015
bluehorizo:
@koice and all
I am having this issue with wss. The link stops and returns to the homepage at every 1-2 mins interval. Please what can be done to correct this?? Thank you all..
As far as I know, two things might be response. It's either your network breaks or you have a low RAM space. Most of these streaming apps require a lot of memory to operate smoothly.

BTW, koice what's your phone model?
TV/Movies › Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by funkyjms: 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2015
Please, I will appreciate if someone can get me link to "LUCK." It's a 2009 movie produced by Dhillin Mehta starring Sanjay Dutt, Imran Khan. I was able to get lower quality online but I need the HD version. Please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2015
ddippset:
If the doctors declare him fit, I say he plays. If we are good by minute 70, they take him off. As it stands, LA liga is our best chance of a trophy. Away to celta is no walk in the park. We need this 4 point lead. I would be embarrassed if madrid topped us again after beating them and getting a 4 point lead. Messi has not played for 2 weeks he's well rested, this injury might be a blessing in disguise. If the medics declare him unfit he must rest, otherwise he must play. Celta away! Let's not fvck around again.
I subscribe to this
Phones › Re: Innjoo Note Pro Discussion Thread by funkyjms: 11:48pm On Apr 03, 2015
hisholar2:
I think zero pro is beta
What's the specs like?
Politics › Re: Photo, Obama Support Buhari For 2015 Election by funkyjms: 9:16pm On Apr 03, 2015
mytime24:
Fotoshop
Hey! Have you seen it's not Photoshop? gringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 6:37pm On Apr 03, 2015
dmcdad:
Exactly! This is practically the best part of the season. We can't afford to risk any player, most especially our demi-god.
Also, this is practically the best part of the season. We can't afford to lose points, most especially that it's just 10 league games to go.

Honestly, I wont welcome any injury at this point. I expect everyone to be fit. I go vex for anybody wey go get injury, even if na Messi grin grin We musn't lose this league to RM at all!!!
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by funkyjms: 10:30pm On Apr 02, 2015
Crixina:
you don't call for two days shuuuuuuu!
And I can practically kill someone if he calls himself my boyfriend and doesn't call more than once in a day. infact we call at will,even if the last call was two minutes ago,unless we can't help it.
shocked shocked
Forum Games › Re: You And Me by funkyjms: 10:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
You really need to tell me why you made password to this thread 'you' and 'me.' grin grin
Phones › Re: Top 8 Whatsapp Features And Tricks You Don't Know by funkyjms: 3:34pm On Apr 02, 2015
fortech91:
Tap the New button in the lower left, pick File and create a file named .nomedia
What type of file? undecided A file can be in different format...word, excel, folder, virus, etc
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by funkyjms: 2:47pm On Apr 02, 2015
Big trash!
Politics › Re: Picture Of The Female INEC Staff Who Died In A Bike Accident In Benue by funkyjms: 12:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
Rest in peace

BTW, "... Blessing Agidi Ode a 200l student ..." but corp members were used for the election?
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by funkyjms: 12:05pm On Apr 02, 2015
hensben:
how come you have 514 shares but no like in your commenthuh
Hand work of falconey
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by funkyjms: 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
STARSHYNE:
Erm*scratches head* u wan fall my hand abi

You can help me out wink
I give you as an assignment.
To be submitted as soon as you know it
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by funkyjms: 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2015
Horrlah:
D messiah is here!!!d missin part is 'even when you cook soup insyd groundnut no b evrybody go belle full grin
You are very very wrong! tongue
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by funkyjms: 10:04am On Apr 02, 2015
STARSHYNE:
LOL....Fingers ain't equal
d yoruba adage says "make u pound yam for mortar,cook d most delicious food...no be everybody go belleful grin

Dahs just it
You are wrong! No be delicious food den talktongue
I dare you to fill in the correct sentence. gringrin

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