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Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms:
habayommy:
I'm an Accounting(HND) graduate from the The Polytechnic, Ibadan. Which level will I start from?
If your institution was accredited as the time you were in school, with the new syllabus, you will start from the second stage (skill) with exceptions in all the courses in the first stage (Knowledge) and two courses in the second stage.
If your institution was not accredited as the time you were in school, with the new syllabus, you will start from the first stage with exception in three courses.

Please refer to this new ICAN syllabus
http://www.icanig.org/ican/documents/PS2014.pdf

isobayor, I hope I'm right?
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms:
fgr63:
pls can you help in explaining what exemptions are? is it free?
if I am using o'level certificate where do I start from?
Exceptions are not free. If you apply with your O'level certificate, you will start from the first stage (Knowledge) and are not entitled to ant exception.
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms:
Herqolet95:
I have ND in Banking and Finance and I've passed the intermediate level of CIBN. if I was to enrol for ICAN now, at which level will i start if i took exemptions.
With the new syllabus, if you apply with HND Banking and Finance, you will start from Knowledge (the first stage) and you will be granted exception in two courses.
Since you are still at the intermediate level of CIBN, you can't apply. But once it's completed, you can apply with it and you will start from Knowledge but here, you will be granted exception in four courses.
I recommend you complete your CIBN programme before starting ICAN but if you feel you can run the two programmes and finance won't be a challenge, you can sit for the next diet (exam).

Please refer to this new ICAN syllabus
http://www.icanig.org/ican/documents/PS2014.pdf
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
PrinceMario:
Thanks for the response bro. The question is,what are the chances of an economic+ican graduate getting a decent job out there.
Once you're well groomed, your chances are high.
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 2:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
isobayor:
How can yOu pass performance management and PSAF?

Well there is no secret aside from timely and adequate preparation. You don't just prepare for ICAN but you must start early. You need to read religiously at least 2 hours on daily basis. Gather right materials from ICAN tutorial centres. Make sure you present yourself for lecture. It is very difficult to use an academic knowledge and idea to pass professional exams. There are some secret that you can never hear anywhere except from a right tutors centres. Do you know that it is possible to predict probable questions for ICAN exams? These are the secret that we lecturers have that students don't have. Also, there is one thing to know what to write, and there is another thing to be able to deliver it within 3 hours....

If you are in lagos ,you can reach me on 08079276907 or iso_bayor@yahoo.com

Regards.
True!
Health › Re: No INSULT Please.... 19 Years Still Bedwetting... by funkyjms: 1:08pm On Apr 08, 2015
mercylicious:
Lots of nice advice given so far.
I've noticed that most ppl DT bedwet play a lot during the day, they sleep off and don't turn till morning.
Get someone to be waking u up intermittently at night to go and urinate. When they wake u up, even if u are not pressed to urinate ,attempt to pee. This should be done every night, and with time, ur body system will adjust to waking up every night to pee.

FOr now, once its 7pm, stop water intake or intake of any liquid.

If u fall into d group DT dream of urinating, have it in ur subconscious to wake up whenever u have such dream. Never urinate on ur dream.

I hope these works for you.
This is true. In fact, when you manage to get them up from bed at night-this is another herculean task on its own, they sleep-walk down to the kitchen, open pot of stew and when they recover, voila the deed is done!

It takes proper monitoring, care and discipline, above all, God's grace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:19pm On Apr 08, 2015
barackohandso:
He go dey fit to play so? Even if him injury don heal finish, he still no go dey match fit, especially for this stage wey we dey for season. UCL don enter knockout, so we no go fit risk am for any match there, copa del rey na final remain, so na no-go area be that and na only 4 points lead we get over Madrid for league, we no go fit risk am for there too. Maybe we fit use am for any league match wey we don win with 3 goal margin with 5 minutes to go sha or if we don win league with 1 or 2 matches to spare, we fit use am for those games

Make we no go hear stories that touch the heart
Mehn, I can't agree less. One option left actually, Barcelona B! grin Those ones dey battle relegation wahala, make dem go help them... This administration no do us good atall! Abeg, shey election still dey this July shahuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:34am On Apr 08, 2015
dmcdad:
I just want make him play once again. Haba! How we go buy person, season don almost finish him never play even for once. Na wa oooooo.
I taya oo and he's collecting wages. Same with Douglas.
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 9:19am On Apr 08, 2015
timbros:
I know that. With the online version merely 36mb, I don't expect the offline version to be as large as 1.2gb.

Don't you think the difference is much?
Okay.
JayKayMaybachz would be in a better position to answer that.
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 7:58am On Apr 08, 2015
timbros:
I already have it man. I know the size with and without audio. But it only works online, I just need a cracked version that can work offline. I know what I'm talking about, ok?
I only hope you know that the size of the online version would be so small compare to the offline version. I will be happy if you let me know the size of the offline version once you get it. OK sir smiley
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 7:33am On Apr 08, 2015
timbros:
OALD data too much. 1.2gb? E too much bros.

Which page I go get the Websters link? And I just like CALD cuz of the audio feature.
You want CALD; oh, it even has audio feature? And you think the size won't be as big as the OALD? Don't you know that it's the audio feature that makes it big in size?

Man, I think you're not ready.
Phones › Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by funkyjms: 7:19am On Apr 08, 2015
Lordseyad:
Lol-- I hope it isn't your toilet area that has Excellent signal
lol...It would be a challenge only if he lives in a face-me-I-slap crib. My toilet is my second bedroom. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:20pm On Apr 07, 2015
prettydiva89:
but opponents will stop at nothing to embarrass you
I don't think you were here to support our team in our last match, angry
that why we couldn't pull a strong win

T'mao is another day smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:10pm On Apr 07, 2015
Yahoo1:
come on guys, lets not be hypocrites...i would love for Barca to win 9-0 anyday,anytime,u cnt c a chance to score and give it up just because you don't want to embarrass your opponent! Anyway,just give me a win and i will be ok, i rather we win 'all' our matches 1-0,than win 'some' 10-0 nd lose some.
I was expecting you to say we should have won convincingly after you've said we should stop being hypocrites can't see a chance blah blah... but you still went on saying you'd rather win 1-0...

I think you're the chairman of the hypocrites!
Music/Radio › Re: Pls I Need The Instrumental Beat Of Dija's Awww by funkyjms: 3:52pm On Apr 07, 2015
You can use mobile download but I strongly recommend that you download via PC

http://bigmp3.in/download/Dija%20-%20Awww%20Instrumentals-194859719.mp3

http://mp3lows.in/single/di-ja-awww/
For the second link, count 14 tracks from the bottom

So, how much you gon' pay me?
Romance › Re: Game Time...(romancelanders Sing) by funkyjms: 12:09am On Apr 07, 2015
D1ck:
Ever since I met ya I can't feel depression
Its like your man don't know all he does is stress you
I can see your state of misery from the introduction
This ain't no sucking and touching/ just harmless discussion
Maybe we can see a better way, find a brighter day
Late night phone conversation/ would that be okay
I don't wanna take you quality time/ be the next in line
Tell me your mind and let me know the guy you've been hitting on
I can see you're cautious and I'm careful not to scare you
But anticipation of love make me got shaking when I'm standing near you
Is that the man in the mirror/ now the question is getting clearer all he does is hit you hard
I tell you to leave him and you tell me to keep my faith in God
I don't understand I just wanna bring you home
I wonder should I leave you alone and find a woman of my own.
2Pac-Can you get away
RESPECT!
NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by funkyjms:
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 6:30pm On Apr 06, 2015
booqee:
Lol na wa for u. Shey na me dey find solution why won't I drop number.. No be gold na
Lol...don't geme wrong boo, I know you understand the point I'm tryna make berra. That's how a typical naija lady would think, I guess you are yankee ba'e? wink
Romance › Re: What First Comes To Your Mind When You See Or Meet A Cute Person? by funkyjms: 5:04pm On Apr 06, 2015
Elxandre:
The purpose of communication is being understood.
This is true actually and I'm sure he knows 'cos I've seen quite number of his posts where he communicates in 'simple clear terms.'

I'm sure most of the forum users have no time to check dictionaries just to relate with you.
Like me gringrin
Phones › Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by funkyjms: 4:52pm On Apr 06, 2015
koice:
Last Friday's Smackdown Replay. Exclusively on WSS.
Which channel did you watch it and what time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:43pm On Apr 06, 2015
dmcdad:
I no wan ask for much. Just the post of a treasurer is OK by me. cheesy
Ole!

Choir master all the way, those ladies go learn 'song' taya
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by funkyjms: 12:34pm On Apr 06, 2015
Krystalxxx:
No toasting on nairaland angry. I'm getting married next month sef, to dangote's son, so don't borra
Does and Donts of nl doesn't include that tongue

Money buying ladies since 419BC, anyhow naangry
Next!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by funkyjms: 12:21pm On Apr 06, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Sometimes I wish to be, so that for once I would be taken seriously, people tend to think a slim person is always weak and insignificant. But besides that, I like myself just the way I am.
Please stop wishing to be, you won't like the struggle trusme
Obviously, those guys didn't do well at all-taking you for granted! Erm...you can give it a last shot with me, honestly I don't joke with slim. wink grin
Phones › Re: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by funkyjms: 11:23am On Apr 06, 2015
swaggzo:
MY GUY DO THE GROUP WITH 500 MEN.. THE REASONING WILL BE MORE ACCURATE THAN WHEN THERE'S A SINGLE LADY IN THEIR.
YOUR BOYS GO START MISBEHAVE AS USUAL.
swaggzo cheesycheesycheesy Na true!
NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by funkyjms:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:03am On Apr 06, 2015
ddippset:
Psg will be missing David Luiz, Thiago Motta, Marco veratti and zlatan Ibrahimovic for that first leg. Great chance to finish them off in the first leg.
*draws beard*
good news grin
NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by funkyjms:
Forum Games › Re: You And Me by funkyjms: 1:56am On Apr 06, 2015
Optimall:
You can imagine how many lines this game is gonna pull before next year..Lol don't bother please,just talking to me
You think I shouldn't bother? But the game is not for you alonesad rather for you and me. wink
Romance › Re: Is He Decieving Me!!! by funkyjms: 1:29am On Apr 06, 2015
Samyj247:
And u have still nt answered d questions. I think u are an igbo smoker.that is why dat guy doesnt wnt to call u. U have a big problem
gringrin

The OP needs to work on herself. Obviously, she's a snub!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by funkyjms: 1:13am On Apr 06, 2015
Krystalxxx:
I don't understand what everyone here is trying to say, I for one, I'm very slim, and I see many, if not all guys focus and give attention to big, meaty girls ALL the time. Most guys take a girl with a big body on outings, they take them more seriously, majority of guys, according to what I've seen, go with the big fleshy girls. So called 'fat' girls are seen as the 'serious business' or real deal !
Dyu wish to be big or 'meaty?'
Romance › Re: Ever Had A Boring First Date? Share Your Experiences by funkyjms: 1:11am On Apr 06, 2015
realteflon:
Advice to all Young busybodies. When going out on a date for the very first time to a person you are just meeting for the very first time, it's advice you don't go to a restaurant, it's going to be boring to hell. Why? because it limits what you two could talk about. But gardens, park view, going shopping together would give you plenty to talk about which would make the date worthwhile.

Thank me later for this cool advice.
I buy your idea
Romance › Re: Girls: How Do You Know A Guy's Future Is Bright? by funkyjms: 12:57am On Apr 06, 2015
MzNelly:
Must his future be bright?
Are you serious?

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