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Politics*political Predictions For 2014* by Funkymallam(op): 1:37pm On Jan 01, 2014
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1. PDP would undergo some radical reformation in their bid to retain the people's mandate.

2. APC would grow stronger and control the House of Assembly while the PDP would struggle to retain the upper chamber, that is Senate.

3. PDP would embark on massive bridge building and people oriented project to convince the masses with all focus on the ultimate prize of 2015.

4. There would be major cracks from the State level of APC especially those formerly controlled by PDP, due to the power tussle between the "original APC" and "nPDP". The governors would try to control the state APC but those who have been their would feel cheated and marginalized.

5. APC would have a serious and major crisis that would make PDP crisis look like child play. This crisis would be triggered by the "selection" of an anointed candidate as flag bearer due to too many people with interests.

6. Different factions of APC would spring up and the confusion would be enormous.

7. President Goodluck Jonathan has to be careful, there is an enemy within (Very close ally turned spy)

8. Blackmail would be the order of the day, everyone would be looking out for his own personal interest and any stumbling block would be blackmailed. Don't be surprised seeing those thought to be "political enemies" last year dinning together this year.

9. A major shake up in the military hierarchy would happen.

10. Some of the presidents foot soldiers would be sacrificed to win more sympathy.



Signed
Funkymallam angry angry

Sai One 9jeria! cheesy cheesy[/b]
PhonesRe: Why Airtel Might Not Stop BIS On Other Devices! by Funkymallam(m): 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2013
So true. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 3:42pm On Dec 14, 2013
This is utter humiliation...

Lets parryyyy!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

[img]http://thechive.files./2011/09/funny-gifs-never-stop.gif[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 3:37pm On Dec 14, 2013
fredoooooo: thank you bro grin
wink wink wink wink

Where is that girl sef? angry angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 3:34pm On Dec 14, 2013
Final nail grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 3:01pm On Dec 14, 2013
fredoooooo: BROS YOU ARE THE BEST grin grin grin grin
Our stuff is working wonders. grin grin grin grin
Keeping Arsenal trophyless is a task that must be kept.. angry angry angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
mukina2: flamini kill me
I nefer type finish sef one don enter. Infact get a basket... grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2013
mukina2: you angry
Then more to goals to shitty. undecided undecided grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:51pm On Dec 14, 2013
mukina2: they need slaps .from Josephine, Veronica, Chimpanzee, that 419 mallam wey dey sell fake mortar n rat meat, Airman angry angry
Me? grin grin grin
https://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3056cCdb71rr3l61o1_500.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:42pm On Dec 14, 2013
ritababe: if you think he is really crazy like me


like this post!!!
Are you really that crazy? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:40pm On Dec 14, 2013
mukina2: half time

time to fight angry
grin grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:30pm On Dec 14, 2013
fredoooooo: i dey bro , you ? grin
Doing great man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:24pm On Dec 14, 2013
mukina2: goal angry
grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2013
fredoooooo: we don win , funkymallam don show with mortar , victory sure die grin grin grin grin
Sure bro, you know how we do it. cheesy cheesy cheesy
How have you been?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2013
Havilah93: wey your mortar? grin grin
See am here o.
This ogbomosho mortar no dey fail lailai grin grin grin grin

Forget walcot and im gra gra, Shitty go still beat them silly... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:14pm On Dec 14, 2013
Arsenal is going down!!! grin grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2013
mukina2: arsenal freekick

david luiz agbero angry
Mour pounding Wenger since 2006!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 10:13pm On Oct 29, 2013
jmaine: angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 10:11pm On Oct 29, 2013
fredoooooo: He don happen grin grin
Dont joke with ogbomosho mortar. cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 10:07pm On Oct 29, 2013
E don happen.

Omo Iya Mortar Dey work die!!! grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:53pm On Oct 29, 2013
jmaine: Still believe in my Gunners . . .
Oga, you too na gunners fan ni? angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:43pm On Oct 29, 2013
fredoooooo: grin grin how you dey ? Where is the mortar ?
Fine o bro, u?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:24pm On Oct 29, 2013
fredoooooo: Bros !!! Na you be this shocked shocked
Yes o. I just appear from omo iya side o. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:13pm On Oct 29, 2013
fredoooooo: Muki shout goooaaalll grin
Bros ooo.... cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:12pm On Oct 29, 2013
mukina2: OMG

see useless goal shocked shocked

carl jenkinson yeepaaaaa wetin you chop tonite
tongue tongue tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:07pm On Oct 29, 2013
mukina2: midget mata shey you dunno say na offside before angry

buncha cheats full cheksli
angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:02pm On Oct 29, 2013
All the way from Oshogbo!!! angry angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:55pm On Aug 30, 2013
BLUE is Da COLOUR!
CHELSEA is Da TEAM!!
We are TOGETHER....
WINNING is our AIM.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:50pm On Aug 30, 2013
We are not ARROGANT....
We are just BETTER than YOU!!!
PoliticsRe: Borno ANPP Chairman Escapes Death As Vigilante Burns Down His House by Funkymallam(m): 11:31am On Jul 02, 2013
egift: PDP boys have hijacked the effort as the did the post-2011 election protest and killed innocent graduates. Now it is to eliminate oppositions in the North and force them to "Put Ya Hand On The Ummbbralaas"

Don't we have police, Judiciary and other security agencies?
Keep quite!! Next time when you know nada about a thing, you better keep shut than advertise your ignorance.
Modu Sherrif is the brain behind these dogs. He used them to win elections and later failed to control them. He needs to be questioned.
BusinessRe: Can I Open GTB Account With My Mum's Voters Card? by Funkymallam(m): 11:04am On Jul 01, 2013
I believe you have a school ID card, even if it is secondary school ID card.

Few months back I helped a young lad in your shoes, all he needs was a secondary school ID card, 2 passport photograph and a guarantor. I signed the form for him. Anybody that operates an account with GTB can sign for you, even someone with savings account.

And yes, he got a mastercard.

Good luck chap.
TV/MoviesRe: Bolt And Maria Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Funkymallam(m): 10:04am On Jul 01, 2013
ItsModella: looool!! my parents also watch BBA when they have the time. Look at this aboki claiming rich man. Abeg, sit your poor azz down, make I see road. grin grin
For someone that has a sizzy "I refuse to be broke"..... tongue tongue

Like seriously, your parents watch that? shocked Says alot and in the words of my friend "WE GIVE UP". embarassed embarassed

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