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PoliticsRe: NRC Resumes Cargo Train Operation After 10 Years by Funkymallam(m): 11:35am On Jan 19, 2013
azimibraun: One week after london celebrates 150yrs of underground train services.. Celebrating backwardness is d Nigerian way.
Bros e how is this one backward again na? This is Nigeria where our train services have gone moribund for over a decade and a revival of it is termed backwardness by your "highness".

Inferiority complex is like CANCER!
PoliticsRe: NRC Resumes Cargo Train Operation After 10 Years by Funkymallam(m): 11:26am On Jan 19, 2013
jmaine: Waiting for the Kill Joy Crew . . . . grin
They would soon appear in their ever flowing agbada. cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 3:02am On Jan 19, 2013
Kamanda: Bros You Got it.Na arrangee between Jona Media Team and dem partner/Consultant-Chammelstv.

John Momoh don Hammer again.

Watch out for how FG officials and Jona go deh show GoodGuys levels in the coming days,especially for that coming Channels event.
I give up on you. You are irredeemable! Making up allegations to make you look smart but guy you are totally lost.
What would you and your ilk say if after the went viral with those disgusting pictures of the college and nothing is done about it? Same confused arm-chair critics as you will sit in one hut and spew rubbish.

The president got to know of the rot there through the report in the media just as you and I and decided to have a first hand assessment of the situation on ground and yet you are there dinning on the wine of foolishness.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 2:55am On Jan 19, 2013
Kamanda: Don't mind the silly 40laptopper
Another discombobulated fellow trying so hard to be noticed by calling people names...

Which stadium is still as it was?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 2:49am On Jan 19, 2013
ogbeche77: Do i have super powers to read minds, so when someone says international airport was gutted by fire without specifying which one, will i be wrong to debunk that claim that i just pass through the lagos airport & i saw nothing of such while the poster was actually reffering to abuja
Gosh! Your ignorance is classical and you ain't doing a bad job advertising it.
So all the other forumist have got super mind reading powers? Clap for yourself.....
Only National Stadium Abuja made news last year and that was the one he visited, everyboby is aware of it..... I wonder what you were reading.





An advice: Never partake in any political debate whatsoever because, its not your thing
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 2:41am On Jan 19, 2013
jmaine: Stop clutching at straws . . . .It's needless here . .accept you erred by mixing them up . . . .

GEJ visit to the Abuja National made news and not that of Lagos . . . .
Dont mind the guy, i wonder when national stadium surulere made news last year. He is just having a boner insulting the president and will even go to the extent of being stwpid while he is at it. His type knows nothing about their country but are always the first to criticize, dont be suprised if he does not know who his governor is talk more of his LGA chairman. cry cry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 2:35am On Jan 19, 2013
ogbeche77: Aboki,so the stadium at surulere is what? Fashola stadium..... The guy was not specific of location when he mentioned national stadium
Next time you consult your govenment teacher before posting on nairaland politics section because its obvious you are behind the news always.
Its okay being ignorant but what i wont take is you hawking it as a silverware... kapish?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2013
This is how it should be, our media should fish out more of such decays and make them public, we need to help ourselves. Building a nation is a collective responsibility of all.
The leaders cant be everywhere at the.same time. lets expose such decays.

For those pessimists, you lot can go ahead and.dance naked in the market square....

If he does not visit..... wahala
If he visits........,...........wahala
Of a truth u cant please people always.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by Funkymallam(m): 7:43pm On Jan 18, 2013
ogbeche77: Nitwit, you obviously don't know your way to surulere,that stadium is still in shables, stop spewing trash,old fool
I wonder who is now the nitwit?

We are talking national stadium Abuja and u are here being high..
PhonesRe: Tecno N7 5" Android Phone by Funkymallam(m): 3:34pm On Jan 15, 2013
Silvani: Those of you using N3, how did you get whatsapp running on the phone since getting it from google play store says incompatible? undecided
Just go to whatsapp site and download
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 13th January 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 6:31pm On Jan 13, 2013
Where is the arsenal that I know? embarassed
PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 12:34am On Jan 12, 2013
enitan2002: I am using HTC vivid, i have changed my APNs as someone earlier suggested from blackberry.net to glosecure to see if i will be able to browse, but still couldn't. I actually tried a friend's SIM already activated on the blackberry plan yesterday, and it worked flawlessly, that was what encouraged me to purchase a glo SIM card today. I so much detest when things don't really go straight forward especially when it involves something i'm paying for, that's why i don't go for cheats, i was really convinced this service was deliberately opened by glo and it is legal in all manner.
I think i had a similar issue trying to get a friend's sim to browse too, i noticed it happens mainly on new sims. Glo unlike other networks sims dont browse as in plug and play unless you ask them to enable the sim to browse.
Follow the following steps i followed and am sure you will get your sim to browse.

1. Call cc to make sure they have enabled you sim to browse after you registered it. ( Note most of those agents are pathetic and dont know what to do but just ask them to check their system if your sim is enabled to browse).
2. Put your sim into a nokia phone that browses, recharge like 100 and try to browse with it normally. (pls, dont change the apn to blackberry.net yet)
3. Once you are able to initiate connections, congrats you sim is live and active to be used.
4. Replace your sim on you HTC fon and change the apn to blackberry.net and enjoy your money.


grin grin cool cool
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free by Funkymallam(m): 12:27pm On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=hahk'ma]please can someone check for me if this specification is good to go, though I didn't find anything like sin card slot.

2013 New! Ainol NOVO 9 FireWire
Quad-Core Tablet PC 9.7 inch Retina
2048x1536 pixel Jelly Bean 2GB RAM
10000mAh battery
Quick Details
Color: Black/White
Type: Tablet PC
Place of Origin: Guangdong, China
(Mainland)
Screen Size: 9.7"
Products Status: Stock
Brand Name: Ainol
Battery Life: 10 hours
Hard Drive
Capacity: 16GB
Processor Main
Frequency: 1.6GHz
Memory
Capacity: 2GB
Feature:
Bluetooth, Wifi,
Webcams, Multi
Touch,...
Touch Screen
Type: Capacitive Screen
Model Number: Novo9 FireWire
Weight: 1.3kg
Processor Type: ARM Cortex-A7
Quad-Core 1.6GHz
Processor
Manufacture:
ARM Cortex-A7
Quad-Core ...
Operating
System: android 4.1.1
Packaging & Delivery
Packaging
Detail: 28*3*24
Delivery
Detail:
This is pre-order ,we will
have this product in stock
at first.
Specifications
1.Ainol Novo9 Firewire
2.9.7inch Retina 2048x1536 pixel screen
3.Quad core CPU
4.2GB RAM
5.1000mah battery[/quote]This spec is good and Aino is areliable name.
PhonesRe: Is Tecno T3 Better Than Samsung Galaxy Pocket? by Funkymallam(m): 11:51am On Jan 08, 2013
Highbros: somebody should answer this question, please.
Yes. just like your old symbian, you can run apps simultaneously on it.
PhonesRe: Is Tecno T3 Better Than Samsung Galaxy Pocket? by Funkymallam(m): 11:40am On Jan 08, 2013
rodeo0070: I hope this helps...

TECHNO T3 DUAL SIM SMARTPHONE:

Tecno T3 is a dual SIM smartphone.
Both SIM cards are active and data-
enabled for Internet access. The gadget has a sensitive capacitive touchscreen of 3.5 inches with crystal clear resolution of 640x480. Tecno T3 is an ultra-touch smartphone with the only physical buttons being those for power and volume control on the side.
Touch buttons
It has capacitive touch buttons for
home, menu, back, and search. The
smartphone runs on a powerful ARM
processor chip with multitasking
capabilities.
The smartphone has a good network
performance with excellent connectivity to 3G networks as well as high speed packet access for data (HSPA) and enhanced data rates for GSM evolution (EDGE). There is multimedia support and data storage capacity of 8GB. The smartphone has a RAM of 256MB and ROM of 512MB.
The Tecno T3 smartphone runs on
Google’s Android operating system
version 2.3.5, which has capabilities of
supporting an enriched menu of
features.
The Android operating system provides more intuitive text input in virtual keyboard, a user friendly UI, support for SIP VoIP Internet telephony, improved power management, and access to a wide range of Apps in the Android store.
Please that pix you ave there is Tecno T1 and not T3
PhonesRe: Finally! I Rooted My Tecno T1 Android Phone by Funkymallam(m): 7:18am On Jan 08, 2013
smraa: The same for me! SuperOneClick 1.9.1-1.9.2-2.2...get stuck on step7, UnlockRoot says "failed to get shell root", ADB manual Command with zergrush says "hellium with blue flammes", gingerbreak gets stuck...NO SOFTWARE CAN ROOT MY T1The same for me! SuperOneClick 1.9.1-1.9.2-2.2...get stuck on step7, UnlockRoot says "failed to get shell root", ADB manual Command with zergrush says "hellium with blue flammes", gingerbreak gets stuck...NO SOFTWARE CAN ROOT MY T1
Similar issue am having here.
PhonesRe: Android Master HERE by Funkymallam(m): 5:32am On Jan 08, 2013
4llerbuntu: nna for why? i no gat any problem o.

i hail bros. na d master dey amuse me na. me i be apprentice
Na real master o. lol
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PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 3:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
Please house, i notice that only my opera browser works on my andriod after i change from http to socket but uc broswer and dolphine browser refuse to work. even google play opens well but can download with the glo, any extra settings for these?
BusinessRe: Pictures From Mike Adenuga`s Billion Naira Banana Island Estate by Funkymallam(m): 12:36pm On Jan 04, 2013
[quote author=AG.gal]I hate posts lyk dis,cos no matter how rich u are u wont get my luv if ure ugly,i cnt even luk at d face n smile. Besides,nice house[/quote]Stories that touch. Face front....
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu For Governor (Lagos State) by Funkymallam(m): 12:13pm On Jan 04, 2013
Hello ladies and gentleman....

I present to u the great epistle writer as he starts his new yr with all vigor, firing from all cylinders.......... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu For Governor (Lagos State) by Funkymallam(m): 12:08pm On Jan 04, 2013
CFCfan: Food for thought: "Africa needs strong institutions, not strong men". Since Senator Oluremi Tinubu isn't a "strong man", she'll promote the creation/sustenance of strong institutions.

#OluremiTimubu2015
#Gbawe- Running mate

Eko O Ni Baje.
And some people are taking the op serious. smh
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu For Governor (Lagos State) by Funkymallam(m): 10:56am On Jan 04, 2013
I dey laff.

What is new in the Asiwaju Confused Network?
PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2013
jmaine: Yes bruv . . . . .Longest time grin
Yea bro.... Staging a come back.
PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 12:46pm On Jan 03, 2013
luluosas: If you want to use it, it will work for you the same way. Just text 'Somonth' to 777 for N1,200 and 3GB data volume.
Thnx bro
PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2013
jmaine: Forget it . . . . Princeofilorin will simply commercialize the hell out of any discovery whatsoever . . .na today angry
Hey bro, compliments!
PhonesRe: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Funkymallam(m): 11:15am On Jan 03, 2013
Please, have any one tried using the Somonth, which is 1200 for this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 1st January 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 7:33pm On Jan 01, 2013
where is mukiiihuh? embarassed embarassed angry angry grin

api nu yrrrrrrrr!!!! Na so arsenal want take start this nu yr? E make brain sha tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 26th December 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 5:10pm On Dec 26, 2012
fredoooooo: na muki cook chicken , na crocodile we cook for my side , the tail remain i go send am to you grin grin

chelsea need that mortar badly some weeks back , where you come go ?
Na lizard tail sweet pass jor.
As for d motar, muki don connive wit those ogbomosho ppl go give me mortar wey dey wrk anti-clockwise, i just get new one from Abeokuta nw, na im i wan test so but i no still like Rafa face o.

Been quite busy duh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Norwich Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 26th December 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 4:44pm On Dec 26, 2012
fredoooooo: mata .........ooooossshhhheeeyyyyy
I see u o, wey my Chiken?


*Testing my new mortar*
PhonesRe: With Etisalat Easyflex I Have Total Freedom by Funkymallam(m): 5:08pm On Dec 02, 2012
Please, can you use the minutes to call any ntwrks or is it for only etisalat numbers?
PhonesRe: Glo To Start Giving Out Samsung Galaxy Y Pro On Their Social Media by Funkymallam(m): 4:58pm On Dec 02, 2012
I dont trust Glo jor, dat was how they started the free glo airtime for glo gista slogan competition and stopped after few days.

Meanwhile i only saw 4 fons n 2 airtime on their fb page.

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