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TV/MoviesRe: Bolt And Maria Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Funkymallam(m): 8:30am On Jul 01, 2013
ItsModella: yes, tell me how much you make from watching football.

And BBA is rated 18 and above so a child has no business with BBA. Not all shows are meant for kids, that is why there are ratings.

And you lot exaggerate when you say they smoke and drink, smoke and have $ex all day long. Like seriously, does your analogy even make sense to you? Hypocrisy is when you use vaseline while watching p0rn and then come around to condemn something done on BBA. Immorality my azz...like you lot don't drink and have $ex.
I make enough that will feed, clothe you and get you back to school.
You don't have kids i suppose, just a young school gal, no wonder you are on net and glued to that TV all day but why not try watching it with your parents. huh?

Lol @watching porn. Am sorry sweery, I don't have time for that. Too busy dear tongue tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Bolt And Maria Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Funkymallam(m): 7:44am On Jul 01, 2013
Ferdinandu: Tell them abeg.They don't that most TV programs are just for relaxation
I guess you relax with that and your kids around you if you have any or with your parents around you? huh? undecided undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Bolt And Maria Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Funkymallam(m): 7:42am On Jul 01, 2013
ItsModella: Of what benefit is UEFA to Africans if I may ask?

@thread, If you guys have a problem with BBA threads on the front page, ignore the threads and move to the next one and stop whining on every BBA thread like unfed babies.

You compare soccer with that cheap porn for real?
Do you know how much guys make from that game legally?
Can you comfortably watch that BBA trash with a kid by you?
Can you watch it with your parents around you?


Football lasts 2 hours and majorly at night and you ain't expected to glue to the TV all day like a lazy house-wife.
Let me ask you whatelse you achieve daily once this stuff start airing?

I still wonder how grown adults will lazy around watching some random peeps smoke, drink, have $ex all day long.
You lot should get yourselves a Hardcore porn if you so desire and as you do, don't forget a Love Machine to go with it. Gosh!
PhonesRe: Tecno P3 Discussion Thread by Funkymallam(m): 6:09pm On May 26, 2013
Sike: Why is my P3 saying insufficient memory each time i want to update/install any application. And my SD card space is still very much available. Why can't i downlaod to SD Card direct and not internal memory? Somebody reply.
Welcome to android... wink wink wink

Answer? Root ya phone!!! cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:52pm On May 25, 2013
Finally FC HOLLYWOOD did it after so many years of coming so close.


Where is DAYOKANU?
Guy wey my pay for that wonderful mortar i loaned u? angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 8:47pm On May 25, 2013
fredoooooo: i trust you , team mortar forever grin
grin grin

Meanwhile, see men... cheesy cheesy cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 8:42pm On May 25, 2013
CFCfan: Bayern all the way!
Mia San Mia.

Btw, where's Dayokanu?
Last seen on his way to ogbomosho.
Last time i went there, I came back with a new mortar and europa cup in the kitty. wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 8:40pm On May 25, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Very entertaining first half. Still pulling for Dortmund.[/size]
Nwayi, you watch soccer?

kai!!!! wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 8:24pm On May 25, 2013
fredoooooo: mallam to funkky , to ni swagger , how far bro ? grin
grin grin grin I see ya bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 8:18pm On May 25, 2013
Go Hollywood FC........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2013
Mata needs to start passing those balls, he musnt score na... ghrrrr!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 1:57pm On Apr 01, 2013
fredoooooo: boss , i sight you oo , stand on top of that thing grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Sure thing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 1:40pm On Apr 01, 2013
fredoooooo: see pass mata ... what a fantastic finish that was
That pass na $1,000,000,000 smiley smiley smiley
EducationRe: Osun Distributes Free Tablet-Computers To Students by Funkymallam(m): 6:37pm On Mar 19, 2013
Fhemmmy: We will wait to know the type of tablet, the specs and how much the contract cost or at least the cost per tablet . . . No more to using this innocent students to steal money . . . But if the intention was right, i applaud it. . . Hopefully there is light to power it tongue
You sabi Nigerian politicians die cheesy cheesy

I just pray its not just rejected 64ram "Tablets" they give these kids. Which shouldn't cost more than 6k each but till we see the spec and price. grin
EducationRe: Osun Distributes Free Tablet-Computers To Students by Funkymallam(m): 6:23pm On Mar 19, 2013
Not bad idea.

At least all those cheap chinese tablets u can brand with any name you want.

Just pray the students ain't tough cus such stuffs are more than fragile.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League/Europa League Draws by Funkymallam(m): 1:09pm On Mar 15, 2013
siddiq202: Europa League quarter-final draw!

Chelsea v Rubin Kazan

Tottenham v Basel

Fenerbahce v Lazio

Benfica v Newcastle


I see Chelsea, Tottenham, Lazio and Newcastle making it to the semis
The bolded to qualify
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League/Europa League Draws by Funkymallam(m): 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2013
siddiq202: Malaga v Borussia Dortmund

Paris Saint-Germain v Barcelona!

Real Madrid v Galatasaray

Bayern Munich v Juventus!
Bolded to Qualify.
SportsRe: Emenike: Keshi Used And Dumped Me by Funkymallam(m): 12:31pm On Mar 15, 2013
dulaman: This Osaze Odewinge of a guy. cant you just stop complaining?
huh huh huh angry angry embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 11:13pm On Mar 14, 2013
Ehen, why we no go win when me go indoors with my oga at the top since half time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:59pm On Mar 14, 2013
fredoooooo: who be that boss ?
Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corp, Lagos command.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:53pm On Mar 14, 2013
Na wa o embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2013
fredoooooo: ogami truly at the top , happen ? grin grin
Una don make dem sack the poor man. embarassed embarassed smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:41pm On Mar 14, 2013
mukina2: too mush for mata
his legs too short grin
angry angry angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2013
MATA with my Oga at the TOP!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest: Europa League (3 - 1) On 14th March 2013 by Funkymallam(m): 9:31pm On Mar 14, 2013
See as them dey bully my team. angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Monalisa Chinda's Daughter's Birthday Party by Funkymallam(m): 8:02pm On Mar 14, 2013
baba dey: Sorry but the girl resembles a slowpoke. Check the pix she was dancing with some1 how she did her legs and arms. She's not beautiful.
What has that innocent little girl done to you? embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: The Lawyer Behind The Controversial Phantom APC by Funkymallam(m): 7:52pm On Mar 14, 2013
demmy: he should be arrested for fraud.

Bros define FRAUD....

Time: 20mins
Your stime starts now.
PoliticsRe: The Lawyer Behind The Controversial Phantom APC by Funkymallam(m): 6:07pm On Mar 14, 2013
Who ever did that photoshop of the guy in jail needs to be shot. He could not even do a simple job to save his life. embarassed embarassed

NOTE: When you want to lie, do it without leaving a trace but this ninny just sacrificed his/herself on the alter of incompetence.

Try Harder cus the game just began.... wink wink
PoliticsRe: African People's Congress Unveils Logo by Funkymallam(m): 4:04pm On Mar 14, 2013
Demdem: Are the members of this new party empty seats? No one yet is known to be associated with this party.
INEC need to come out and tell us who submitted their request for registration. We are talking about political parties here and not secret cults.

Ask my oga at the top.
PoliticsRe: African People's Congress Unveils Logo by Funkymallam(m): 3:56pm On Mar 14, 2013
Orikinla: I hope you have enough water and fire extinguishers for 2015?

Are you by an means working for thunder balogun or a fireman?

Learners keep learning while MY OGA AT THE TOP KEEPS RIDING HIGH!!!
smiley smiley
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Anka Opposes Amnesty For Boko-Haram Members by Funkymallam(m): 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2013
morgist: SEE an illiterate Emir looking for cheap popularity. Shut up nobody will love you. instead the boko boys will know how to handle you.
No, he is well educated and far enlightened than your clan!

Tell me now, who the illiterate is now?
PoliticsRe: African People's Congress Unveils Logo by Funkymallam(m): 2:29pm On Mar 14, 2013
Let the learners keep whinning. cheesy cheesy cheesy

meanwhile am I ......

Ask my Oga at the top!

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