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Celebrities › Re: Remembering Afrobeat Legend Fela Kuti: 1938-1997 by funlord(m): 2:14am On Aug 03, 2016
Ratello:
I swear you are a murderer cheesy cheesy with all these adjectives just to qualify a man like you cheesy cheesy he is just playing with you now.
My guy you don't know this child! This is what he does all the time because of all the embarrassment I have given him on this forum and because he knows the mods have put me on a special ban list he always trails my moniker then tries to instigate trouble and as soon as you lash him he runs to call mods! Since he always claims he is connected! Even though that's another of his many lies.




He is one of the most hated monikers on this forum due to his consistent foolishness so show him no mercy! Just follow his posts and you would notice how everywhere he goes he gets dissed. Anyway by tomorrow they will come and ban me as usual forgetting that it was this cretin that provoked it!



Na them sabi! I just want you to quote this post as evidence since I have also included a thread where he was also insulting others as evidence. Let's see if he would also be banned or not!




I no send!!!
Politics › Re: Court Okays Seizure Of Fayose’s Assets - The Nation by funlord(m): 1:41am On Aug 03, 2016
shocked

Ah?

Ponmo slicer, how far?
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Afrobeat Legend Fela Kuti: 1938-1997 by funlord(m): 1:39am On Aug 03, 2016
cool


Fela the don! Met him once in lekki sunsplash while still a young gee myself!


Talented, controversial and a straight shooter! I've styled myself after him!

Great egbon..........
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Enikanolaiye As Permanent Secretary And Redeploys 9 by funlord(m): 1:30am On Aug 03, 2016
Permanent secretaries of looting I presume?
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 1:13am On Aug 03, 2016
booqee:
u are not well brought up..
While you are not well at all sef! Go and treat your psychosis at an infirmary!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:53pm On Aug 02, 2016
wink


www.nairaland.com/3264351/g-l-o-r-y/7#48123386



Dopejemi! No come dey ask me wetin dey happen later again oh!



The miss whatever land scandal revelations season 3 go fit still shele for here.........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:45pm On Aug 02, 2016
"You don't get offered those big jobs, Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United for no reason,"
I've said all along I was unfairly treated there.
When you sign a 6 year contract and you end up with 10 months ... yeah, I believe I was.


I didn't win enough football matches but you
must say do to mitigating circumstances. And I think you could say there are maybe things
which have gone on since then that would
actually justify that even more so. What my time at Manchester United gave me is an unbelievable idea of what it is at the top. I
believe that's where I can work and that's where I should be working, and my level is that."



Davido moyes..........www.skysports.com





grin


This man may be related to dave chappelle....
Politics › Re: Whats The Arabic Inscription On Our Army's Logo?? PHOTO by funlord(m): 4:29pm On Aug 02, 2016
HtwoOw:
Go to the nearest Army barracks and ask grin
You want make dem kill am with wozing?
Politics › Re: Man Professes his Love for The President`s Daughter- Zahra Buhari by funlord(m): 4:08pm On Aug 02, 2016
No hope boy!
Go and hammer 1st...............
Politics › Re: Iranian Govt Issues Fresh Warning To Nigeria,demands Zakzaky’s Immediate Release by funlord(m): 3:37pm On Aug 02, 2016
grin


No shaking! Let us go and report to daddy obama and mummy clinton!

These shitte bastards from iran go smell pepper!
Politics › Re: "Biafra Or Death" Nnamdi Kanu Replies MEND And Their Ahithophel Team by funlord(m): 9:55am On Aug 02, 2016
chosen6:
No! Its your govt that called out Nnamdi kanu and claimingthat he has agreed to abandon his struggle for a charade freedom.
Stop lying it was MEND that did that!
Politics › Re: Namadi Sambo Celebrates His 62nd Birthday Today by funlord(m): 9:34am On Aug 02, 2016
tongue

Sorry I don't celebrate loot loving, under performing homosexuals!

_Fuck sambo!
Politics › Re: Before And After Photos Of Reno Omokri by funlord(m): 9:25am On Aug 02, 2016
grin


So you simply came and turned into an old and frustrated wailer from a young one?
Politics › Re: "Biafra Or Death" Nnamdi Kanu Replies MEND And Their Ahithophel Team by funlord(m): 9:21am On Aug 02, 2016
Then go and die with your master in kuje and stop crying and disturbing us with all manner of jargons every week!
Politics › Re: SHOCKING Picture Of Nigerian Police Station In Benue State (david Mark's Home) by funlord(m): 9:15am On Aug 02, 2016
grin

The police wey dey work dia for don turn to armed robbers tay tay!


Otukpo is wack sha! Davido mark is a failure!
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole's Dancing Style At APC Rally Yesterday by funlord(m):
grin

See executive balls on display sha!


I'm sure that yellow woman dancing next to him saw it too later that day!
Politics › Re: Hope Nigerdelta Militants Are Ready To Avoid Arepo Toasting by funlord(m): 9:02am On Aug 02, 2016
undecided
eshietIntrepid:
This can only happen in yoruba land.
I guess the massacre that took place in "odi in bayelsa state and that also gave birth to timayas career was also in yoruba land and timaya is also a fuji musician?"



Is your nickname "otondo"?
Politics › Re: Declaration Of Niger Delta State : Ex-militant Leader Mocks Avengers, Jonathan by funlord(m): 8:57am On Aug 02, 2016
undecided
abolo:
Declaration of Niger Delta state : Ex-Militant Leader Mocks Avengers, Jonathan ...says we are vindicated
An Ex militant leader, Israel Akpodoro, in a seeming derisive manner called out former President Goodluck Jonathan, over his alleged unholy fraternity with the Niger Delta Avengers, NDA and the Adaka Boro Avengers, ABA over their failed declaration of the Niger Delta State as boasted by the insurgents few weeks ago stating that it was shameful for the former President to have waited for this long to caution the armed group.

Akpodoro in a statement written and signed by him in Abuja a copy of which was made available to our correspondent.

This is coming on the backdrop of threats occasioned by ultimatum issued by the ABA to declare a sovereign state of Niger Delta on August 1, and subsequent suspension of same based on alleged intervention by political leaders in the region including former President Jonathan.

He lambasted the Ijaw-born former President noting that the true sponsors of the violence in the Delta were gradually being revealed after several failed efforts at denying knowledge of those behind the renewed insurgency in the region.
He further stated that his group, the National Coalition of Niger Delta Ex-Agitators, NCNDE-A has been vindicated by the latest revelation made by the ABA that the former President and a former Minister of Information, Chief Edwin Clark, were among those who called insurgents to halt their planned declaration of a sovereign state.

To the Urhobo-born ex-militant leader, Jonathan was an accomplice "who is privy to the operations of the violent group in the region" an act he described as shameful and unstatesmanlike.

On Chief Clark Akpodoro said it was an open secret that the former Minister was hands in glove with Avengers saying the NCNDE-A has been proven to an organisation of decent and honest people who say what they know.

"We once accused Jonathan of being behind the Avengers and his psychosomatic defenders came up shouting blue murder. With the latest revelations from ABA mentioning the same supposed statesmen in clandestine romance, as men and women of goodwill, how do we reconcile the revelations and the denials?

"In a sanner clime, the duo of Jonathan and Clark would been answering questions the secret service by now because his attack dogs are ever ready to stand up in his defence whether rightly or wrongly on the platter of ethnic delusion and chauvinism." Adding that; why didn't Jonathan tell the world what he knows about Avengers?

I called on the FG to as a matter of urgency apprehend everyone suspected to overtly or covertly behind the 'notorious groups' and bring them to justice as he cautioned the administration to ignore the grandstanding posture of the Movement for the Emancipation of Niger Delta, MEND noting that as presently constituted, that group has no specific direction and lack the needed cohesion to represent any person or group of persons in the region.

"Members of MEND are broke and are desperate to defraud the government in the name of midwifing an imaginary dialogue with the FG. That group is composed of idle, confused and lawless individuals who in their desperate bid for recognition remain in lack direction purpose other than stolen troubles in the region.
Unless you were also in attendance in the meeting can we have a valid source to go with this tall tale?
Politics › Re: Igbos Need Accommodation Not Biafra – Nwodo by funlord(m): 8:40am On Aug 02, 2016
nnachukz:
Your problem is seeing things in only one direction and also assuming that that direction is the best for everybody. Do you know that what weakens you may be what strengthens another. Our loss during civil war, weakens some but same loss strengthens many as it lays a burden in our hearts to actualise WHAT THEY DIED FOR. The lessons learnt from their mistakes make most of us not to embark on street demonstration but we will always give our support to that dream at whenever needed. That includes here and everywhere it is discussed about.
This will be my last response to you.
You see that bolded? What they actually died for was the hopeless greed and ambition of a few military men(both from your region and others) and politicians whose sole lust for power, love for tribalism, religious bigotry, sectional politics plus youthful exuberance led this country into political carnage from 1966 till date!


This was also my last response to you!


Waka....
Politics › Re: Murray-Bruce: Buhari’s Anti-Corruption War Not A Witch-Hunt by funlord(m): 8:30am On Aug 02, 2016
cheesy


Yellow ben should know. After all he is one of the many wizards we have in the national assembly!



When he shall be hunted? I know not.........
Politics › Re: EX-NNPC Boss Sneaks Out Over $1.6b Diezani's Deals. by funlord(m): 8:19am On Aug 02, 2016
shocked

Ol boy the man no get name? Which kind dss style of reporting the news be this?
Politics › Re: Igbos Need Accommodation Not Biafra – Nwodo by funlord(m): 8:17am On Aug 02, 2016
nnachukz:
Funny enough, the person you quoted you don't know. Now and in your next life, you can't feed him and his family. Not everybody that desires to have Biafra is jobless. We have our separate opinion, express yours or keep quiet.
My friend keep quiet and don't attempt all that your pathetic chest beating around me! Why should I feed you? Am I your father? Know you for what? Because you are jesus or what? I don't need to know plebs that reason the way you do on a public forum do so thank goodness for that sef!




You may be able to feed with meals but from your deductive reasoning it is clear to see that your brain is hungry and it requires a proper diet! Go and learn how to live, tolerate and progress with other people and stop holding on to a _stupid belief that only led to the demise of 6000000 of your ancestors!



Now kindly shift! Acting big man.....lmfao!!!
Politics › Re: Zamfara To Implement Full Sharia ....gov by funlord(m): 8:08am On Aug 02, 2016
grin

Kai! These malo people and their stupidity over religion sef!

Who even wan go near zamfara before? Make. Una wack una sharia oh..........
Politics › Re: Igbos Need Accommodation Not Biafra – Nwodo by funlord(m): 7:58am On Aug 02, 2016
grin
nnachukz:
The Nigeria he described above is no longer possible, hence the Biafra we clamour for is a better option.
Which nigeria did he describe that you feel can't be possible? And YOU and WHO is clamouring for biafra? Is it all the progressive igbo men and women I meet everyday making good money and providing for their families and their local communities back in the east with the good money they earn in abuja, lagos, benue, edo or kano?




Is it the reasonable ones that have invested good money in lands and properties, farms, the hospitality sector, clubs, markets, schools etc. and are providing such services to a large portion of the other tribes that you are referring to?




Or is it the confused online, childish, frustrated, bitter, tribalistic and dependant igbos I see displaying their ignorance only on social media on a daily basis that you are referring to?



My guy try go chop the food wey your mama keep for you before e cold finish before you help her wash plate abeg!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
UniqueGem:
God bless YouTube!!
Was watching some tutorial when I decided to refresh my memory on how past United triumphant victories unfolded.
For me, I have never seen United play with so much passion as they did in the 09/10 season Manchester Derby as well as the 5-2 win against Tottehlnham. Mehn that Manchester Derby was reeking of passion, Giggs was so wonderful in the same length as Forster was shameless inept.
Rooney owned the Tottenham match and ooh Vidic, if he is 26 again today(Vidic), I won't mind United signing him for £200M. Evra for his forward bombings, Scholes Vision, and most importantly PASSION, are what football is greatly lacking today.
You want passion go no further than this game from the 2000/2001 season when most of the spine of the great 1999 squad were on their last legs!



3-0 down away from home to tottenham after the late dean richards had opened the scoring, playing pathetically, no roy keane and needing a win to keep up with a title chase in order to make it 3 premier league wins on the trot, we had it all to do! Then this happens after halftime..........




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_S3DvL7h84&app=desktop





Beckhams deliveries, andy cole being andy, the crowd rocking, scholes and veron controlling midfield with all kinds of link up play, gary and silvestre playing as wingbacks and wingers, fergie so angry he could not smile till the 4th goal went in!



Tottenham basically built a house in their own half due to the wave after wave of red shirts they kept seeing coming at them! They probably thought they were playing 22 reds!



This was a display of grit, determination and the undying belief in the fact that we were the best team in england, 1 of the best in europe and tottenham and the rest of the league needed to be reminded of that fact and that a 3rd straight title was coming no matter what! And at the end of the season we ended up CHAMPIONS(again)!
Politics › Re: Nobody Will Vote For You In The Next Election" Fr Mbaka To Buhari. by funlord(m): 2:36am On Aug 02, 2016
grin

Maybe the false prophet really meant "nobody in my family will vote"?

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