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xprezboy:
Buhari has no spirit of forgiveness.
He ensured that all the military personnel that were involved in exposing the famous #show your certificate were retired from the military prematurely.

Nna sharrap men!


Tune to channel 182 on dstv and check out some lions wey dey hustle!

O.p! You forgot to add number 23: "wailing"!

Since the always claim they want to "kill the nigerian economy" then its only fair that they should also be killed for their stupidity!

Because ekweremadu is now as revered as jesus abi?

This fake pastor needs to drink a tall glass of shut the _fuck up juice!

militants: buhari wants to islamize us





nigerians: sharrap!

Superb news!

Anytime you see this o.p's cat dancing where his source should be, then you should realise that you are already reading hot _shit !

Those pix prove nothing!

IgotYourBackFam:
I watched that video and all I have to say is

How the fvck did he score that many goals...Like he's extremely tall, there's no way he has the required agility of a striker.

Also, his movement was clumsy to me, how is he a legend? Mind-blowing

The answers to all these your queries lie in those details on your birth certificate!

Oasis007:
Januzaj has failed to develop! Maybe if he goes out on loan to Sunderland, he's gonna pick up again!

That's the same thing most of you said when he went on loan to borrusia dortmund!


The boy lacks the mentality to improve from being an average player to a game changer! He should be sold PERMANENTLY!

When they were looting it was termed as a closed door session, after one was sacked for doing a poor hatchet job and they got nabbed they are all now forming like some anti corruption agents!




_Fuck him, _fuck dogara and _fuck the national assembly. They are all rogues!

Redoil:
shame no dey catch you?

For what?


When I'm nothing like your cowardly brothers in the niger delta who have no mind of their own, plans for their lives or their people, play hide and seek and waste all of your peoples common wealth on bitches and grooving?



I think the ashamed one here should be you! Think for once na......

I don't know if he is originally a former pdp or a full blooded apc member and I don't care! But this chap made a lot of sense with this his comment!

Since when did booing a politician become a non acceptable form of protest in a democracy?


Its your right for _fucks sake! O.p this is not news abeg..........

The same way he begged buhari to come and replace him on the throne abi?

Will all these ijaw goats just get lost!

Love Machine:
Sheriff want to appoint bokoharam leader,abubarkar shekau as the new pdp bot.Besides,i wonder why judge rule in favour of this terrorist.Is he afraid of bokoharam attacked?

In your haste to be the 1st to comment you just ended up making yourself look foolish!


What sort of nonsense reasoning made you type such tripe?

O.p is it the President of biafra or where?

Will the fool listen?

My relationship with Zlatan, if you allow me to
say so, was special. There was one game, Cagliari v Inter, during which nothing was working we were so bad it wasn’t easy to see that we were actually playing football. I was running around a lot and Zlatan was really angry with all of us.


When he came to me to tell me off for something I spoke to him and said: “Keep calm Zlatan … I’m not a young guy, I am Hernán Crespo.” And from that moment we had a fantastic relationship, with a lot of respect.



Ibrahimovic made me understand that he admired the career I’d had, as an older player with more experience than him. We were always good friends and there was no
lack of respect for me from him. Zlatan always made me score lots of goals – 4 or 5 in training matches and then, on Sundays, in the
league, he always scored. I told him: “If you
passed to me like you do in training then I would
be top scorer!”



Make no mistake about it, he is a phenomenon. He has been unlucky to play in the same era as Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, otherwise he would have been the best player of his time.




Zlatan and José are extraordinary people and
I wish them all the best at Manchester United. Seeing them together again will be beautiful. I think it will be a successful reunion."




"Hernán Crespo was speaking to Fabrizio Romano in www.theguardian.com"








See chancing?

GloryIsaac:
You did well in following that thread oo , i couldn't even go past page 1, especially with the useless comments i saw

Unfortunately I knew some of them in most of these crews from the family and romance section, so there was no way I would not be told of all that _shit both offline and online!

dopeJemi:
I thought that thing happened before the voting started?

You know in politics, we have a saying about losses, they either bring out the worst in your campaign team and their strategies or they provide you with the best of loyalists!



Ever since the loss the bitterness and jealousy that had afflicted them due to favouritism in their what's app and bbm groups boiled over when one of her key strategists now revealed a secret trip the 2nd key strategist in their squad made to aba in order to go and _fuck one of the losing contestants refiner or whatever the _fuck her name is after much pm scopes!




Well the anticipated _fuck session ended in nuclear disaster for both parties and the skank ran away on sighting our visiting lothario and revealed all that went down to the former main strategist who now hid behind alternates to reveal all about his former partner in crime due to some coded drama they were having that now spilled over into cyberspace!




Well as the head of the party mimzy was intent on supporting the remaining members of the crew that got rid of the main strategist, so the dude just had to give her and the others the "jibrin" treatment and expose all her own, his own and the groups dealings before and after the contest!



It would make a good movie!

UniqueGem:
Abeg we dem bois need link to that drama thread.

Check all my posts on this page(look up)! Even revelations for inside bible no reveal reach wetin I see yesterday!

sCun:
They are still better than Lazy Agberos littered all over Yoruba land waiting for money from Rivers oil.
Mike is Yoruba

You may not like yorubas but that is your own business as well as your right!



But can you please prove to me and other readers here that he is actually yoruba? Or are you just pained that someone from your region/tribe is embarrassing you all once again?



Thank you.

dopeJemi:
Why did mimzy deactivate?

Read the thread! She and her crew as well as the other crews were all found to have engaged in:



Subterfuge, plagiarism, false accusations of child rape, electoral fraud, dry and wet snitching, multiple moniker fraud, black and white mail, mud slinging, bank statement revelations,text saving, naming and shaming, screen shots, photo bombing, bribery, divorce, abortions! Chai.........



Them don delete threads tire and I know most of the mods have just given up......



The _stupidity displayed by these kids during these contests is why I'm always far away from anything concerning crap like this! At least they have learnt a lot from their criminal role models here in abuja!

Apart from militancy, laziness, internet fraud, ogogoro sipping, murder, cultism and oloshoism?


Is there any other reasonable thing that most of these rivers youths are good at?

Udmaster:
This is a short reply to a Nairaland famous, TONYEBARCANISTA about his displeasure about the Ethnic Colourization of "Ijaw Militants".
- The Golden Rule biblically states that- "Do unto others what you want others to do for you".
And this great quote is in full force now in reference to the protest against labelling Militants as Ijaw.
- I remembered Vividly the Modus Operandi of Tonyebarcanista in Insulting IGBOS because of IPOB Activites..
We told him then to focus on IPOB and stop using "IGBOS" as an Ethnic Colourization to the Seccesion Struggle.
- Ethnic Colourization is a dorminant thing in African journalism.
Example-
1. Don't we label All Herdsmen as Fulanis?
2. Don't we label Northerners as Potential Boko Haram?
The same way, All Militants are seen as "IJAWS" in the eye of the media.
- I condemn all activities of Militancy, because 80% of it is just to fatten up their pockets.
So Mr.TonyeBarcanista, you are guilty of Ethnic Colourization in the Past, Why Angry when its done to your Ijaw people?
Lets stop Hypocrisy and join hands in fighting Social Vices and Other rebel forces without applying an ethnic coding.

Nna you for just call tonye barcanister phone number tell am all this one na?

GloryIsaac:
Hehe, we aren't fans of such controversy bro, funny how i didnt even follow that thread....

Btw, it seems Rooney is gonn' be starting every match in the No10 role, i hope Pogba eases the pressure off him

_Fuck rooney! If he can't score goals jose would send him to the bench! He is a "striker" and must "strike" no matter what some one eyed intellectual pigmy's think about his role in the team! The number 10 role belongs to miki, mata or pogba(maybe)!


He is not a natural 10 or a creative midfielder!
That confusion has been laid to rest by the coach himself!

GloryIsaac:
But we all wanted LVG to GTFO, now we're talking about Lvgs team and Mourinhos team , Forgetting that Lvgs philosophy was his undoing .... I wish we still had Di Maria, you can imagine how dangerous we would be...


Btw, guys voting starts today oo by 10am

Cc SailorXY
Elampiro
Elrony
IpopAlomo
Pataki
Dadehmola
codedguy1
funlord
GBR1
Diademk07
Chrisley024
adeyeml2015
Silkmoth33

And other fellow soccer fans....

I hope your candidate won't deactivate like mimzy did yesterday, and your management crews won't self destruct and end up disgracing themselves like how those childish knights(abi na day sef?) and hopeless werey crews have been doing for the past week on threads like this;

www.nairaland.com/3259935/glory


After either losing or succeeding in this mundane contest? Anyway I wish you and yours all the best in your quest for 50k!

kevinscore:
Just gone through ur profile,u are delectable true true

No be only delectable! You are admiring a strong jawed, husky voiced MAN with a _penis as long as yours!

When I warned them of kagawawa10's absurd style of punditry that time, dem been talk say I been just wan woze person and that the rest of us too dey do crowd mentality!




Oh well, experience is the best teacher as they say!