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Politics › Re: Shut Up When Governors Are Talking; You Are Just A Senator– Fayose Blast Kashamu by funlord(m): 11:54am On Jan 23, 2017
grin


The entering from kashamu pain fayose well well....

Politics › Re: Why Buhari Doesn’t Use Aso Villa Clinic – Presidency by funlord(m): 11:51am On Jan 23, 2017
Why don't nigerian leaders just try to replicate the same high standards of medical care as well as the equipment needed to provide it here in nigeria? They can even hire some of those doctors to come here and develop the systems!


Why all this running away to the developed world when it concerns their health but the rest of us should be managing the quacks back home!

undecided
Politics › Re: See What A Nigerian Police Officer Was Spotted Doing For A White Man(photos) by funlord(m): 11:44am On Jan 23, 2017
It's good to sell yourself as important!
Phones › Re: Here Is The Information Of The Thief Who Stole My Android by funlord(m): 11:39am On Jan 23, 2017
Emyo:
please, the phone was stolen in December 6th and the dude just login into my gmail.

What other information can we get?
Who can help me out. I heard with this little information and google device manager we can get him.

IP: 197.211.56.59
Shouldn't you follow this up with the police? Abi na nairalanders go help you arrest the ole?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:45am On Oct 03, 2016
eph12:
Why did no other club fight for Pogba? By the way RM has Kroos Caisemero Modric James why would they want to buy Alli? They're are like the only other team apart from United that can pay STUPID money for players.
I was looking at the stats from last season comparing Pogba with Dele and I don't see much difference considering the difference in quality of team mates and league. Maybe you also think Pogba is WORTH that fee after all.
So chelsea did not fight for pogba? And barcelona did not fight for pogba?




You also claim united paid stupid money for players like pogba? Pogba had a 5 year contract running at juve and had also just come off the back of 3 superb title winning seasons.....so what did you expect united to do? Offer juve $500 or kidnap pogba and hold him to ransom? Do you have any inkling as to how soccer transfers work at all?




What makes him not worth the fee? Because he does not score a hat trick in every game? Is that his job? Does he not control things in midfield? See you comparing dele alli to pogba because we drew and spurs won! Mr man paul pogba is the best midfielder in united for now and is also one of the top 5 midfielders on earth at the moment HANDS DOWN!




I'm not suprised at your views anyway....after all you are the same person that was calling fellaini one of our best performing players as well as a solid midfielder some days ago....so why is your best performing midfielder always chopping the bench this days? Or why was the club also trying to get rid of him this summer? Or jose is saving him for the FA cup abi?




It seems your knowledge about this game can only be attributed to complete sports!
Politics › Re: How Do I Reach The President Or A Top Person In His Administration? by funlord(m): 10:39am On Oct 02, 2016
Use an olosho......._pussy can get you anything in abuja!
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Can’t Pay Full Salaries Now, Says Dickson by funlord(m): 10:37am On Oct 02, 2016
cheesy


Let this hopeless bagger of a governor go to otueke and go and give this senseless complain to his ogogoro loving chairmo then....


Not our business......
Politics › Re: EFCC Probes Ex-military Administrator, Other Over Diezani's N4bn Hotel Deal- SR by funlord(m): 10:35am On Oct 02, 2016
angry


Abeg we don't give a _fuck anymore! Go and probe the reasons that brought about the current recession...Na that one we send!
Politics › Re: PORT HARCOURT: Who Changed The Names From Umu To Rumu And Why by funlord(m): 10:26am On Oct 02, 2016
undecided


Why dis ovoko of an o.p no just go the state website go find out?

Or even go ask wike abeg............
Politics › Re: IPOB Protest On The Streets Of Italy 2day,demanding Nnamdi Kanu's Release(photos by funlord(m): 9:38pm On Oct 01, 2016
Nobody even send the bastards!



grin
Politics › Re: Today Is Independence Day, Is it worth celebrating? by funlord(m): 9:29pm On Sep 30, 2016
No! angry
Politics › Re: I'd Like To Hear From Freemasons On This Forum by funlord(m): 9:25pm On Sep 30, 2016
cool
illuminated93:
I'm just a knowledge seeker. I just want to know about the workings of the underground mechanics.
Don't ask questions of which you may not like their answers or terms! You can't handle the truth so let it be!



Seek the knowledge of your god instead of engaging in activities that can only lead you to places like hades!


A word is enough for the witty......
Politics › Re: Margaret Emefiele, Wife Of CBN Governor Kidnapped by funlord(m): 9:18pm On Sep 30, 2016
Emefiele should go and pay the cash...no be una wan hold all the country money in order to dey form big boy?




Maybe the more insecure they and their families become then the more they would focus on ensuring that common nigerians are also secured!




Hala all those people whose kids you gave juicy jobs to contribute pepper for you! I SEND NOT!
Politics › Re: Nigeria At 56. What Has Nigeria Achieved Since Independence? Funny Answers. by funlord(m): 9:08pm On Sep 30, 2016
Corruption!
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Shown He Belongs To Somebody After All – PDP by funlord(m): 9:03pm On Sep 30, 2016
Abeg PDP should shut up abeg! Na buhari vote abi na edolites nack dem the akpako!


Dem be bad market....EOD!

grin
Romance › Re: "My Hottest Sexual Experience Ever" - Shared By Women by funlord(m): 5:27pm On Sep 30, 2016
topzttst:
how you take know.. @ funlord
No be naija we dey? Most of dem prefer financial gratification to sexual gratification!

People wey some of dem no dey even sabi say dem ma dey _cum.......Lmfao!!!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Show Of His New Cars In These Photo by funlord(m): 5:18pm On Sep 30, 2016
lilmax:
CHEAP cars
You even get bmx sef?
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Looking Cute In New Photo by funlord(m): 5:16pm On Sep 30, 2016
undecided

Neck dey pain am?


Abi na disabled swag be dis?
Romance › Re: "My Hottest Sexual Experience Ever" - Shared By Women by funlord(m): 5:08pm On Sep 30, 2016
undecided

All these ones na Oyibo experiences.....


Most naija girls only have 1 similar type of experience to share:


1: I enjoyed eating his money....


2: He banged me...


3: Him come release...


4: him come dash me the owo....

5: I come cut out!


Pathetic.............
Politics › Re: Shehu Explains Why Presidency Refers To Jonathan Administration’s Mistakes by funlord(m): 4:39pm On Sep 30, 2016
Even though I get the point the presidency is trying to make it does not still deny one very noticeable fact about them.....









Una like blame sha!
Politics › Re: Destiny Of Yorubas In The Hands Of Igbos-Obafemi Awolowo by funlord(m): 4:35pm On Sep 30, 2016
grin
Sweetle:
Obafemi Awolowo said that if the Igbos were allowed to secede the Yorubas would follow suit.

This got me thinking recently.

So the destiny of the Yorubas having their own country depends on weather the Igbos remained in Nigeria or left?

Awolowo's statement clearly meant that the destiny of the Yorubas lie in the hands of the Igbos.

No wonder Yorubas are found running around any thread involving Igbos and self determination.
Unfortunately this your so called destiny will never materialise so its time to wake up from your drug induced slumber!


You guys are going NOWHERE! We shall all make this country great together by fire by force!
So nwokem get ready, your kids will end up marrying afonjas, mine may end up with gambaris, Na so e suppose be!



If e pain you then start crying as usual! But na NAIJA for life una be! Your biafra dream is as dead as" awolowo, ojukwu and sardauna bello combined!".......





**slaps him with a new handkerchief to wipe his tears of secession**
Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m The Real President, NOT Mamman Daura by funlord(m): 4:26pm On Sep 30, 2016
Fakest gist ever readeth.......... tongue
Politics › Re: I’ll Continue To Blame My Predecessors For Nigeria’s Woes – Buhari by funlord(m): 4:24pm On Sep 30, 2016
Blame belle?........Its allowed.


sad
Politics › Re: Obama: Nigerians Working Hard To Address Challenges by funlord(m): 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2016
angry

That source stinks.............
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:02pm On Sep 30, 2016
undecided afrodoc2

These other guys nkor? Very insightful innit...





“He will have been buoyed by the reception he got in the 67th minute and just over a minute later HE HAD A HAND in Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s winner.”.......The Sun.



“The England captain HAD A HAND IN THE CRUCIAL GOAL two minutes later. Fosu-
Mensah crossed and Rooney’s fluffed
attempt on goal sent the ball spinning
towards the back post where Ibrahimovic was well placed to head in”.........Daily Mail.



“His first contribution proved decisive,
even if unintended. From his mis-hit
shot, the ball fell kindly for Ibrahimovic,
who took full advantage”.... Daily Mirror.



“Rooney had been on the field only two
minutes when his first touch, a bungled
attempt at a shot, saw the ball bounce
off his knee, into the ground and then
loop high into the air and straight on to
the head of Zlatan Ibrahimovic”...Daily Telegraph.



“Rooney’s first touch was actually a terrible one, presented with an opportunity from close to the penalty spot by Fosu-Mensah’s cut
back from the right, he stabbed his shot into the ground and managed to miss the target, YET SUCCEEDED IN SUPRISING THE ZORYA DEFENCE AS WELL AS THE OLD TRAFFORD CROWD”.....The Guardian.



“Rooney met Timothy Fosu-Mensah’s
cross with an attempted volley but
miscued completely. The ball bounced off
his knee and across to Ibrahimovic at
the far post, who had little trouble
climbing above Kamenyuka, Zorya’s
captain, to head in”.......The Times.



“And within a couple of minutes he played
a part, unintentionally, as Ibrahimovic
broke the deadlock. The striker headed
home from Rooney’s mis-hit shot for his
sixth goal for the club”......Daily Express.



“His miskick from Fosu- Mensah’s cross hit the ground and was headed home by Zlatan Ibrahimovic”.........Daily Star.

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