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Politics › Re: I Regret Supporting Sheriff To Become PDP Chairman – Fayose by funlord(m): 7:45am On Aug 01, 2016
You will also soon regret why you looted your states funds and rigged your ponmo cutting ass into power!
Politics › Re: Ambode Tours Eko Atlantic City (photos) by funlord(m): 7:43am On Aug 01, 2016
cheesy

Lagos too much abeg!



Abuja? Una don dey tire me oh? I go soon port.....
Politics › Re: FG Releases N150bn For Female Entrepreneurs by funlord(m): 7:34am On Aug 01, 2016
shocked


Awon babes come and see oh?
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jubrin Revealed More, Read His Interview With Channels Tv by funlord(m): 7:31am On Aug 01, 2016
undecided

Tales by sunlight?
Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Militants Suspend Declaration Of Independence by funlord(m): 7:13am On Aug 01, 2016
These militants are just blessed with factory fitted _stupidity!


We will do it, we have almost, we bin wan begin come do am, we go come with the wahala next week?


Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Why Ex-Govs Must Face Corruption Charges – FG by funlord(m): 7:09am On Aug 01, 2016
tongue



Superb gist!


Let the knacking of the akpako begin!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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Diademk07:
1. If I'm the only one with that opinion, then good for me.

2. How is it a poor speculation when Spurs lost their ground as soon as Dembele and Alli were out? Or when City became buoyed with the availability of Debruyne and Agureo? That's to tell you what the loss of 1-2 quality players can do to a team yet Van gaal's team without having quality players as good as those aforementioned players went on to compete toe to toe with City for the top 4 and did a lot better than Chelsea.

3. How did that statement implied that Bayern were playing boring matches? The only thing that could be got from that statement was that the players turned against him after a poor season when the defence was leaking goals and he did nothing about it culminating into their loss of the title. The matches in the link showed that Bayern were quite good going forward and the team scored plenty.

4. Do I even have to list it? Our late top 4 run had us plying some good game plus the game that emerged Rashford. The games I could remember were Westham fA cup, Arsenal, Leicester, Midgetlland, our 1-0 win over ManCity, Everton fa cup, Bournemouth etc .
So why else would bayerns players, the board and their fans turn against such a superb coach? Since they were attacking with full force all around europe and scoring 8,9, 10 goals per match?



By the way did most of our old ex players, fans and the board not eventually turn aginst him too? And also at barca?



Arsenal that gave us 3-0? And I hope you know our return win was extremely lucky because they even out possessed us, and had more goal scoring opportunities AT OUR HOME?



Everton granted but see the kind matches wey you dey give me! Leicester wey woze us? Midgeltland? Haba kagwawa wetin be this na? Not even against superior rivals or teams?




Bros, your man van gaal only brought turgid, mind numbing, depressingly sad and boring sterile possession based football to united, confused the hell out of the players, bought and sold wrongly in the transfer market, alienated himself from the press with his confused rants and strange stats and discovered a few good youngsters. That is his legacy! I had hope in him but eventually lost it!




Believe what you will about gaal, but whenever you get sacked don't tell people that you were sacked for being too good at your job! No dey try yarn me say _shit na chocolate syrup abeg!
Politics › Re: Govt Has Agreed To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Okah Brothers, - MEND by funlord(m): 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
grin


And they believed?


These militants organisations are mostly led by mumus
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2016
undecided
Diademk07:
A:

I'LL always be of the notion that last season under Van Gaal WASN'T AS BAD as people make out considering the average squad at his disposal and the injury that happened to Bastian.



B:



WITHOUT VAN GAAL, we would have even fall far behind the top 4. No doubt the blame rest on Van gaal for his failure to bring in more quality into the team but the fact still remain that the squad was a poor one and Van gaal did his best with it.



C:

Even while he was at BAYERN, it was the defence that bleeped him up and not the attack.



D:

Besides, the team last season had moments when they played FLUID



.
These points I listed from your earlier post are the ones I find ridiculous that's why I'm addressing them, plus your preference for bringing a lot of unrelated stuff into a straight answer to a simple question is another reason! Now......





1: As regards your point A, I think you are the only human being on earth that has that opinion!





2: Point B is pure trash! Because you are not nastradamus! That is pure speculation!





3: Here is what bayerns bosses had to say about your mans time after he got sacked! It will take care of point C since it holds no water:



"Football should be enjoyable, but there has been nothing enjoyable about football at FC Bayern for a while now. And to say that he had the players behind him was a myth. Problems were created which were totally
unnecessary and which have ripped the club to
pieces. Louis Van Gaal should consider what he has done."........Uli Hoeness!


www.eurosport.co.uk/football/bundesliga/2015-2016/bayern-s-statement-as-they-fired-van-gaal-a-warning-from-history_sto5036852/story.shtml



"As soon as he presented his autobiography in a snobby restaurant, I knew hard times were
ahead. Louis van Gaal was not always easy-care. He wanted to 'VANGAALISE' our club. He has a huge ego.".....Karl heinz Rummenigge!


www.express.co.uk/sport/football/534108/Louis-van-Gaal-Manchester-United-Bayern-Munich-Karl-Heinz-Rummenigge



4: As for point D, kindly just give me 7 games out of the more than 40 plus other games that man united were involved in where this supposedly FLUID jogo bonito was being played! I hope you were not watching barcelonas games and thought you were watching man u bruv?
Romance › Re: Kinginvahala Is Back In The Competition For Mr Nairaland (photos) by funlord(m): 1:55pm On Jul 30, 2016
grin

Aro baggers!





***In my sexy ishan lingua***
Politics › Re: Military Kills 114 Militants In Ogun And Lagos Creeks - Today.ng by funlord(m): 1:33pm On Jul 30, 2016
grin
Wadeoye:
At least 114 militants are feared killed and scores of others injured in attacks on their camps in Ogun and Lagos states.

The attacks by the Army, Air Force and Navy, began on Thursday night under the operation “Crocodile Laugh” in readiness for a confrontation with militants in the Niger Delta.

The Director of Defence Information, Brig Gen Rabe Abubakar, confirmed the operation.

He said it was conducted to flush out militants and saboteurs from the area.

The attacks reportedly sent the local residents scampering, but they have been assured of safety and advised against sheltering any of the fleeing militants.

The creeks in Lagos and Ogun states recently became a safe haven and operational hideout for militants from Niger Delta.

Besides oil pipeline vandalism and petroleum theft in Arepo in Ogun State and parts of Lagos, the militants have been attacking innocent residents and stealing from them.

Military analysts say the dislodgment of the militants was carried out to drive them back to the Niger Delta where a full scale attack was imminent.

Militants have in the last three months inflicted massive damage on the economy through the destruction of gas and crude oil pipelines.

Lagos police spokesperson Dolapo Badmos also confirmed the operation in a statement released early Friday.

“We are sweeping through the waterways where we share boundaries with Niger Delta to end the activities of the militants,” she said.

Meanwhile, the Governor of Bayelsa, Mr Seriaki Dickson, met with President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday to ask for more time to initiate dialogue with the rampaging militants.

The Niger Delta Avengers have refused entreaties from government and have insisted on autonomy for the region or complete control of crude oil.

The Avengers, who emerged in May 2016, did not give the new government prior notice before embarking on massive destructions of oil and gas infrastructure. They have also resorted to killing and kidnapping of security personnel.
Ogbeni! Na from this cat you get this report?
Politics › Re: Army Releases Arrested Tompolo Associates by funlord(m): 1:30pm On Jul 30, 2016
angry

Na dem sabi abeg? I dey find wedding reception rice not dis sort of stale gist!
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves 13 man BOT For Ogoniland Cleanup by funlord(m): 1:28pm On Jul 30, 2016
undecided

So the last 12 man BOT been _fuck up be that?


Waiting for the 14 man version to land soon!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin: “I Swear If They Bomb Russia, In Half An Hour Every Muslim Will Die” by funlord(m): 1:24pm On Jul 30, 2016
This your "word class source" no get part 2!
grin
Politics › Re: Did Charles Ikeagwuani Aka Mr2kay Scam You? Get In Here Fast by funlord(m): 1:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
undecided

Mr 2 kay! The guy fit be mod oh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:43pm On Jul 30, 2016
undecided


If united end up re-signing pogba then it seems the club have finally done away with their well worn policy of not re-signing ex players! Too bad because it smacks of poor planning! I strongly believed he would never return as I stated countless times but one thing I've learnt in life is to always expect the unexpected.




In hindsight I wonder why even though pogba from the few times I always watched him on mutv, and the fact that he was highly rated by fergie and most of the academy coaches as well as senior pros, why on earth did they not include a buy back clause in his exit deal when they finally knew he was bouncing? Horrid!




He is a good, quality player and would add a lot to our team no matter what the haters and all the doubting thomases have filled this thread with!










***lights the chronic while still waiting***
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:34am On Jul 30, 2016
adeyemi2015:
grin

Paul Pogba has dropped yet another hint he is closing in on a move to Old Trafford by signing a fan's No.6 shirt.

undecided

I'm really fed up of all these hullabaloos!
"He may or may not" sign but this move was simply just him being nice to a fan it does not mean much even though the media must turn everything the guy does for the next 1 week into a circus!



If he had refused to sign it now na the same media go talk say pogba na "racist bastard" and united should not sign peeps like him, forgetting that maybe the guy fit dey rush to go run package somewhere! Lol.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:52am On Jul 30, 2016
undecided
joeace2020:
With Raiola 's twitter rant...one wonders where this deal is going. Think that dude is a GREEDY Sonafabitch
Wrong choice of words!




The club approached him while he was chilling. He gave them (both juve and united) his and pogba's terms at the beginning of the negotiations. They agreed and started talking and things took off from there.




Or are they both trying to say they DID NOT KNOW he was expecting "20m" from the FINAL DEAL? Did he just wake up and say.... "Abeg make una just drop me 20m since all of una too hold?"



The dude is rich for a reason, he's not greedy but SHARP and someone MUST PAY!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:16pm On Jul 29, 2016
angry



THIS COUNTRY SEF?




Plate Number Robbery: There is a new number
plate hijacking trend. Hi-jackers follow you to a
parking lot, after you leave your vehicle, they
remove your number plate and wait. When u come back and drive off, they follow you. They then overtake you, displaying your number plate out of their window as if you just lost it and they want to give it back to you.





When you stop to get your number plate back,
guns come out and they take the car. Maybe
even take you and your car. It's a very well
rehearsed and organised plan and everything
happens very quickly. Other motorists may not be aware of what is happening as you stopped the car yourself. Pls alert others to this danger!!! Don't keep this news. Spread it.






"Culled from the sex thread"..........
Politics › Re: Ijaws Not Behind Attacks On Lagos, Ogun – IYC by funlord(m): 1:25pm On Jul 29, 2016
Who ask una?

Or na guilty conscience things?
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Welcomes New Baby - alexarelano by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Jul 29, 2016
Son of the agbero!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Roommate Doesn't Acknowledge Nor Greet Me Anymore? by funlord(m): 1:46am On Jul 28, 2016
undecided


Even nairalanders don't acknowledge or send you anymore so why are your complaining?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:19pm On Jul 27, 2016
cheesy
Champions league classics; man united vs real madrid (2002/2003)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m_rYtw4N2c&app=desktop





Ronaldo? Zidane? Beckham? Rudd? Carlos? Scholes? All man dey.......


Epic game!

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