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Lana1:
I've seen some woeful defending in my days but Roma's defending here was just terrible. And their keeper no even epp their condition. I can confidently say Almunia better pass that guy.

As for the goals, Carrick's goals were the best for me. Dude was all over the pitch that night

Carrick's all round attacking game back in the day was exceptional! He used to drop exquisite long and short defence splitting passes for fun when he was at tottenham and in his first 2 seasons at united!


Then he became too cautious and defensive minded as a result of some strange coaching and probably due to a change in formation or due to him ageing!



This match was a must win cause roma had won in italy in the 1st leg! We just swamped them and our counter game was epic during this era.....

Champions league classics:


Man united 7 vs roma 1; reminisce



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBLHyGOOlM&app=desktop

NEW PREMIER LEAGUE LAWS:



"A number of new laws will come into force for
the first time in the Premier League when the
season kicks off on August 13th.


The International Football Association Board
(IFAB) announced more than 95 alterations to
the laws of the game last season after 18
months of consultation, with many of the
changes trialled at Euro 2016.


Here's an overview of some of the major
amendments…



CHANGE 1: Kick-off



The kick-off restart can now go backwards
As seen at Euro 2016, the ball no longer has to
go forward at kick-off. The previous law stated the ball had to go into the opposition half at the restart, but it has been changed to allow it to move in any direction, as long as it "clearly moves". This change has paved the way for one-man kick-offs, as seen at Euro 2016.



CHANGE 2: Pre-match red cards



It will now be possible to get a red card before
the match starts. Referees will be able to give a player a red card before the match kicks off. This allows officials to punish red-card offences (e.g. violent conduct) in the warm up or as the two teams line up in the tunnel. The new law states a player may be sent off any time between the pre- match inspection and when the referee leaves the field at the end of the game.



CHANGE 3: An end to the 'triple-punishment law'



Players may only receive a yellow card if they
concede a penalty The previous 'triple punishment' law meant a player who denied a goal-scoring opportunity in the box was automatically red-carded and handed a suspension, as well as giving away a penalty.
The law has now been changed so players
committing accidental fouls that deny goal-
scoring opportunities in the penalty area will not be automatically sent off, with a yellow card sufficient punishment. As the amendment states: "When a denial of a goalscoring opportunity offence is committed by a defender in the penalty area, the penalty kick
effectively restores the goalscoring opportunity so the punishment for the player should be less strong (e.g. a yellow card) than when the offence is committed outside the penalty area. However, when the offence is handball or clearly not a genuine attempt to play or challenge for the ball, the player will be sent off."




CHANGE 4: Treating injuries



Players will be able to receive treatment quickly on the pitch if they are injured in a challenge that results in a yellow or red card
If a player is fouled and hurt by an opponent who subsequently receives a yellow or red card for the challenge, the injured player may be quickly treated on the pitch without the need to leave the field of play.


It was widely seen as unfair that a player injured by a serious foul was forced off the pitch for treatment, temporarily placing the fouled team at a numerical disadvantage.




CHANGE 5: Changing boots/equipment



Assistant referees or fourth officials will be able to check players before they return to the pitch A player who briefly leaves the field (e.g. to change boots) may have his new boots checked by an assistant referee or fourth official before returning to play. Previously, the player required the referee's permission to return.




CHANGE 6: Penalties


Feinting once the run-up is complete will result in a yellow card for the taker among several minor changes to the laws regarding penalties, potentially the most interesting is the amendment to yellow card a penalty taker who "illegally feints" once his run-up is complete.



This means slowing to a stop immediately before shooting is not allowed, with a
yellow card and an indirect free-kick to the
opposition the result. The law does stress feinting during a run-up is still permitted.





CHANGE 7: Infringements by substitutes/team
officials



Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone was sent to the stands in April after a member of his
backroom team threw a ball onto the pitch during a La Liga game in an attempt to interrupt an opponent's attack.


To address what was threatening to become a
growing trend, the law has been changed so that if play is stopped due to interference from a team official or substitute, rather than the award of an indirect free-kick or drop ball, the referee will now award a free-kick or penalty kick to the opposition.




CHANGE 8: Colour of undergarments



The new rule states undershorts/tights must be the same colour as the main colour of the shorts or the lowest part of the shorts. This takes into account shorts with a different coloured hem. Undershirts must still be the same colour as the main colour of the shirt sleeve.




CHANGE 9: Offside



The offside rule has once again been clarified
A couple of minor clarifications to the offside
rule. The law now states the halfway line is
neutral, meaning a player must have part of the body (excluding arms or hands) in the opponents' half to be flagged offside.


A free-kick resulting from an offside will now
always take place where the offence is
committed.




CHANGE 10: Handballs




Yellow cards will be awarded when handballs
prevent a promising attacking opportunity
In an effort to stop referees brandishing yellow cards for every handball, "preventing an opponent gaining possession" has been removed from the list of bookable offences.
Handball is now a yellow card offence when "it
stops/interferes with a promising attack".





CHANGE 11: Restarts



When taking a corner, the ball must clearly move The phrase "clearly moves" has been added to the law on restarts, meaning attempts to trick the opposition by lightly tapping the ball at a corner (or free-kick) and then dribbling will come to an end. This amendment is part of a renewed emphasis on what constitutes sporting behaviour "within the spirit of the game".





CHANGE 12: Player behaviour



Referees have been asked to clamp down on
situations when players contest their decisions. Referees have been urged to take a stronger stand on "intolerable behaviour" by players following a joint statement by the Premier League, English Football League and FA. Running to contest decisions, arguing face-to-face with officials, and "visibly disrespectful"actions will result in yellow cards
Red cards will be issued to players who confront officials and use insulting and/or offensive language or gestures towards them.


The aim is to "reduce disrespectful conduct such as aggressively challenging decisions or running from distance to confront an official."







A complete breakdown of the amendments to
the laws of the game can also be found on FIFA's website.






www.skyports.com / fifa.com

amtaken:
This is to inform all the monkeys around who think that I am bothered by whatever they vomit about me that I do not give a damn about them or their idle talks.


My life is much more than internet, unlike some of you who got no life.

In the first place you will never know who I am so I am not bothered about your trash.


My husband is from Ogun, that's what I said. You never can verify if it's true or not. Maybe he's from Kano or Ebonyi. Maybe I am not even married too. Kikikikikikikikikiki. Na una sabi!


I am from Enugu State, what makes you think it is not Anambra or Imo or even Benue? Hahahahahahahahahaha.



I am a lawyer. What if I am a fine artiste or an Architect or even a soccer player? Hehehehehehehehehe.



My dad is a politician who decamped from PDP to APC. What if it's a lie. Hajahajahaja.


You never can tell if whatever you think of me is the real deal or not?


What makes you think I am what you think you know me as?


Continue dedicating all your Nairaland time to me.


Don't stop.


Just kwontinue!


At the end of the day na God win and all your curse go back to you in Jesus name, amen!

Abeg make person help this 1 with wailers form na?

I am a mind reader so this is what I can tell from that 1st picture:




1 Ameachi..."Abeg shake me quick make I begin cut out go back to abuja, useless dozing goat!



2: Wike...."I wonder if my hand sanitizer still remain for me to use, as I don shake this foolish bastard like this!

vikspring:
am really not suppose to reply this post buh ure noting but a stinky bitch ass nigga

Yep! Your dad was my tutor! Send him some flowers for me ass wipe!!!

hucienda:
74 and 82-year old.
Where are the YOUTHS?

They are all busy contesting for "mr or mrs nairaland"

vikspring:
In light of the series of dramatization that had its destiny tied to the famous Mr. Nairaland contest, and subsequent decisions that has led to what in opinion I see as public declaration of hate directed at the person of which undoubtedly in no degree of uncertainty contradicts what in essence for this past three years I have learnt and spent, the wholeness and image of nairaland. As known this considerations of levelled unfounded charges by cabals has resulted in the disqualification of Kinginvahala as a participant in this contest. A case I wish to by the purpose of this letter argued before the owner of this great forum.

While there is no doubt that the levelled charges on which the person of Kinginvahala was being disqualified has a political undertone to it, yet for the sake of peace and co-dwelling which I assume is the paramount purpose for which this forum exist I will move on to examine the levelled charges with the cutlery of reasoning since that is the major argument here, the epicentre. And I hope the person concerned can see reasoning to these things.

One among charges levelled against the person of Kinginvahala is such that has to do with background threatening of certain particular person. Now, normally, if someone feels threatened supposedly by someone, fitting reasoning and action to take is seek protection from the rightful security agencies, in other words call the awareness of the police to such development but rather, our cabals would only come to nairaland to raise grounds for disqualifications. The question I will have the person the addressed to ask this cabal is, has the threatened person made effort of its claim to the appropriate security agencies? If yes, then can this person forwarded authorized evidence by appropriate agencies calling the person of *name of contestant* for questioning. If no, then it is quite obvious it was a schemed attempt to get the person of Kinginvahala disqualified from this contest. This evidence lies in their emphasis on disqualification of the person of kinginvahala rather than the safety of the supposedly threatened. With the tabled reasons, if the supposedly threatened can not provide evidences of appropriate legal measures confirming confessions of such threats, I think then by all standard the decision of the organizing committee require a review. Since insistence would only indicate nairaland as a tool of defamation of character were the person of *name of contestant" decide to take legal measures. This of course, would tend to put nairaland in a bad light, most importantly the owner.

Another substantial charge is the issue of cultism. Of course there were supposedly pictorial evidences solidifying this specious claims. In feeble reasoning this might be enough, but if intellectualism should have its way these are hypothesis of no substantial proof. The first twin question that begs an answer is what relevancy does being a cultist has to do with Mr. Nairaland contest, and how sure are these cabals. If these cabals are indeed sure, how do they have the information since cultism by all definition is a secret order hidden from the world around it. So to know a cultist such person must be a cultist. Another thing that exposes this charge for what it is is the submission of pictorial evidences as grounds for cultism in this age of Photoshop and information misinterpretation. For all these could be, one could argue these are photoshoped works. And until these cabals can provide video evidence of the initiation of the person of Kinginvahala into this imaginary cult of theirs, these charges have no basis. And if the basis of disqualification owed to the above, then there is need for a review of decision if nairaland indeed still stand by its ethic, "Do not post unfounded information on nairaland."

Mr. Nairaland sure will come and go, but these people, us, will remain on nairaland. But if the ethics are given over to propaganda at these prime age to reason of politics, then there is much to be feared. Paramount is the love that bound the member of this forum in unity, such should not be traded at the gate of hasty conclusions. If should be the case, I enjoined the addressed to look into matter raised.



cc: seun

Sharrap and gerrarahia with this garbage!




Your preferred candidate/lover or whatever is :


1; An inconsequential "Baggar"!


2: A baby "norseman"!


3: A low level "cultist"!



Advice him next time that "real bad boys" move in silence and do not go about displaying their ignorance by consistently "sailing" in full view on public forums all in an attempt to "shine for hoes" or "look hard" to wimps, only to turn around and try to beg and hustle for 50 grand by claiming innocence and engaging in subterfuge!



And well if you, him or anyone of his fellow "_semen" have a problem with these facts, well everybody knows how it ends when you decide to cross swords with the lord!

So market don close for today be that?


How person go come take arrange chow na?

halfricanadian:
Did u see d first guy dat quoted me

Is it ur mutherf*cking mb im usin?

Are u feeding me? Dat u tink ur advise is so important to me?

Madam shut up your dirty mouth, follow barrikade's counsel and stop derailing the thread and boring us with your hopeless romantic history abeg!




The way you are crying and being vindictive over this matter makes me glad that the firstking01 _fucked the hell out of your sisters sef! Get lost and go and get a new _penis to choke on!

Exquisite nonsense!

Beautifully articulated by the o.p though!

PDP - Public fund Diverting Party!!!

ganisucks:
What about Salisu Buhari?

"Salisu buhari" was indicted, found guilty of forgery and got kicked out as speaker with extreme speed!



He had no time to loot anything because he was the speaker with one of the shortest tenures in the assemblies history!


Learn your history

bloodkiIler:
Gej is BAE

Your post is GAY!

Chai this train go snatch most of my customers oh?



Anyway live and let live, the hustle must continue by fire by force!

This probe will come to naught! The police are only hoping to score a big pay day by way of extortion from these politicians!


Anybody waiting for any veritable form of justice or indictments is on a long thing!



Na naija we dey..............

"Its too soon to say if he would remain as captain but I still think Wayne Rooney has a massive role to play in the England side."



"If Jose says he is NOT going to play him in centre MIDFIELD and he is playing up front and scoring goals for Manchester United then it would be pointless for me bringing him into England and playing him in centre midfield."




"Sam allardyce........bbc sport........"

j0nsn0w:
tar!!! thunder fire ur cripple mother! you waste of a human body!


look at the purposeless fool! fun lord for ur mama pussy


ur entire family be like error

with that useless banana wen you carry they claim man!

i spit on ur hopeless future! son of a bastard!

may armed robbers raid ur life like efcc

E pain you abi? Gworo chewing infant gorilla!



You must be an alien from a planet where they eat through their anus and _shit from the mouth? Look at the nonsensical crap you are trying to spar with? Or do we need to add Dyslexia to the long list of genetic anomalies you were born with?




So not only due you suffer from hereditary foolishness, factory fitted _stupidity, rectal cancer and psychosis but you are also blessed with the wits of a baby he-goat, the IQ of a snail and the cognitive abilities of a motor park tout?



I even thought I was about to spar with a worthy adversary not realising that I had stepped into the arena with a wild animal looking for shelter from the dangers and problems associated with surviving in the wild!



A brain dead bastard such as yourself actually deserves pity instead of a koboko! No wonder even your siblings have to deny your existence at all times!



I'm sure every time that your keke napep driving father takes a look at your ogre like face, he instantly wishes he had pulled out his cancer ravaged_penis from that your prostitute mothers ocean sized _pussy and ejaculated you all over her rash infected laps when they were trying to conceive you! You are gods only mistake!


Bloody, good for nothing, demented, frustrated, poverty stricken, stinky bastard..........

j0nsn0w:
you dey mad! omoale na thunder go fire your destiny!

Will you shut up your dirty mouth you this primitive homosexual bastard son of a 1000 fathers?


Quote me again if dem born that your 1 legged papa well and I will give you an e-beating so severe that you would think that the rapture has begun without your prior notice!



Hopeless, local, good for nothing sad sack of stinking _shit!

j0nsn0w:
no be small thing today! that guy blasted people! can't wait for him to come back!
he killed plenty people

odomobirin yoo wa ni lara eti ẹnu, wọn ìrẹlẹ loni!

Abeg who be your coke dealer? P.m me the guy digits abeg!

ambassadorgozie:
Been reading ur posts here..
U re ROMANTICALLY intelligent

This post seems super gay!


And the o.p seems to be a _bitch that was recently caught cheating!

francis18:
LMAO SOMEONE WHO LIVES ON THE NET HAS THE GUT TO SAY HE DOESNT HAVE TIME AND COOGAR? YOUR NEMESIS? THE GUY MURDERED YOU HANDS DOWN AND YOU HAVE THE GUT TO SAY LITTLE BOYS? A 19 YEARS OLD TODDLER TRYING TO PRAY ON BORED JOBLESS DESPERATE WIVES?



LMAO WHAT IS THERE ELSE TO DO?WHAT DO YOU DO? IF YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL, YOU ARE HERE TRYING TO TAKE AFTER COOGAR AND SCAM WOMEN BUT YOU WERE NOT LUCKY IN ROMANCE SECTION BECAUSE THEY FIGURED IT OUT AND YOU WERE DISGRACED! NOW YOU HAVE STUDIED THESE DESPERATE BIMBOS AND KNOW WHO CAN GET YOU UNDER THEIR PANTS BY JUMPING AND PLAYING CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE.CHECK THE FAMILY SECTION WOMEN HE FOLLOWS, HE KNOWS HOW TO MANIPULATE THEM,ESPECIALLY THAT BORED PATHOLOGICAL HOUSEWIFE IN AMERICA.IT IS NOT ABOUT ALL THE STUPID DEBATE WHICH 98% YOU TAKE FROM GOOGLE BECAUSE BOY YOU HAVENT BEEN NOWHERE EXCEPT YOUR OLD MAN RUSTED VILLAGE HOUSE.WHERE IS THE SONOFMARK?COME AND LECTURE THIS FOOL.
LOOK AT THE LITTLE Arrow TRYING TO FORM HERE IS THAT A CHEST? ARE YOU HUNGRY OR WHAT AND PEOPLE THIS IS HIS SWAG PICTURE .THE BOY SURELY NEEDS SOME DOLLAR FROM THESE BIMBOS. GO BACK TO RAP SECTION WHEN YOU TRYANNA BE TUPAC.

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Cc lezz and djailer! How did you miss this thread?



Crackhaus! Chop knuckle! Lmfao!!!

elrony:
How old is PEA sef?

27

I WILL ONLY LEAVE DORTMUND 4 MADRID............Aubameyang!


www.football365.com/news/ill-only-leave-dortmund-for-real-madrid-aubameyang



Na you sabi!

cocoduck:
Even the ones lost by the PDP was written in your father's bedroom, look this man will defecate in a plastic bag and give you people and you will eat and tell us that his fecal matter is delicious and good for health, God punish all of you.

Ogbeni! Why this man thread dey pepper you like dis 4 body na?


Na suggestion the bobo make no be law!

You are lucky you never attempted to troll me then cause that would have been your waterloo!

Inconclusive elections as the norm? Never! It should actually be rightly viewed as an anomaly in our nation!


It is actually a blatant form of "political immaturity" and points to an acute failure on the parts of both INEC, our security forces, the voters and our politicians to lend credence to our democracy!


STEP UP!

mrwonlasewonie:
go and ask your mummy. Alaileko oshi.ERANKO JATI jati

E don pain you abi?



The truth is always bitter to man hating fools like you sha so I'm never suprised!


Now get lost as usual! Lmfao......

introvertedsoul:
Your post is rather jumbled up and full of incoherence mate.
What are you trying to say?
Should just give it a break. . .
The other guy made valid a point that went over your head, you jumped the gun and got blown to blitz.
Should learn to respect other peoples opinion.

"Dimwits rather than stay in
silence and monopolize the
market, you just had to put it
out there to everyones notice.
Now watch the federal
government backed Ab0kiz and
red oilers muscle in."



This makes sense to you? So trade should be done in silence and on code so that no other states or region would notice or so that you can have an advantage? Or so that other tribes won't MUSCLE in on your territory?




How can someone muscle in on your territory without your input? And do you even understand what it means to be a part of a country at all?




You seem to be even more more dumb than him! Jesus wept.......