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Politics › Re: Nigerians Attack UNION BANK On Twitter Following Buhari's Assets Declaration by funlord(m): 7:09am On Sep 04, 2015
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O.p! Abeg na which form of attack those twitter users bin dey use na? Abi na attack by concurrence? Or na you just no sabi book?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Declares Assets After Pressure From Bacanista! by funlord(m): 11:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
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This section sef? Chaii!
Politics › Re: INTOLERANCE: President Buhari Orders Closure Of Aso Rock Villa Church (DETAILS by funlord(m): 11:19pm On Sep 03, 2015
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O.p! This your "sauce" lacks maggi and salt! Abeg try another pattern!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
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sinizia:
We no dey call mods for here, Badosky. Go edit your post. angry tongue
Abeg who be this _stupid girl again? Is she calling mods because no one here gives a _fuck about her or what?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:28pm On Sep 02, 2015
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DashMeYansh:
I smell a rat defending his territory. How sad? undecided
No piglet! Just letting her know who is who and what is what! Unfortunately for ass wipes like you I don't woo, whine or send pms, so you have no ammo to use against a certified o.g like me! I only derive pleasure in exposing fake _fucks, homos, amd _morons like yourself so get used to it!

Now if you don't mind your 5 minutes of fame are up! Let me allow you go back to massaging your virgin balls with vaseline, watching porn, creating weak ass memes, attempting to find out the difference between your boyfriends _sperm and toothpaste, or whatever the _fuck it is a complete and utter dunderhead like you does in order to validate your pathetic existence! Your inconsequential status on nl just got renewed for free! Now _FUCK OFF and SWERVE!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:59am On Sep 02, 2015
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softapples:
@STOP talking to me, I know you never did regard me as someone? And I know my absence was never felt? listen girl!! You should avoid apes like me huh so let me go fvck myself in anger! My mummy is a bittch!!!
The rantings of a frustrated _faggot! We agree with your summation anyway! Lolz
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:54am On Sep 02, 2015
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Gurgle:
I actually stopped talking to him a couple of weeks ago after I witnessed a tiny bit of his mean streak

Today he engaged me in conversation, so I just indulged him since I have cooled off since then. But its still the same thing

I try not to be influenced by others about others, until the person actually does something to me. It sounds stup!d but when 2 people have a problem with each other, you cant see what started it or who is right. People always hide information from you when theyre telling the story because they don't want to make themselves look bad. At least if they do something to you first you can see the whole thing for what it is

I don't pm with him, so he cant do that. However, I do take your point. I can be too carefree abi careless sometimes. Thanks
Good synopsis! Just avoid him like the plague anyway! Allow him focus on passing jamb! His parents are tired of wasting funds on the cretin!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:50am On Sep 02, 2015
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softapples:
A FOOL AT 40 is a FOOL FOREVER
That's the same advice they gave your father but look at how he still ended up bringing another homosexual fool into the world upon the advice? Lolz!

Listen goat, I want to see how you will chat to any single babe ever again in this NL! You are too daft to engage in any sort of sparring with me so I'm not even bothered about all those your copy and paste insults! I am only hear to expose you so if you like keep fooling yourself by spamming my mentions! It is only when I see you trying to attempt your disgusting gay shite that I would descend on you! Now try to chat to ANY FEMALE MONIKER let me see! I DARE YOU! Bastard son of a _whore! Lmfao!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:35am On Sep 02, 2015
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Gurgle:
I'm not afraid, I haven't really been following the Mr Lez one since I didn't really understand it

And youre no different from the rest of the male monikers who yab people for absolutely no reason, wharever yourself!
Is it everybody that you must chat to? So even after all the warnings you have read from all the male and female monikers regarding this homosexual called softapples you are still engaging in banter with the _retard?

Anyway don't worry very soon you will become a victim of his fabricated sex tales involving YOU and his unending pm's! Keep engaging the fool at your peril!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:29am On Sep 02, 2015
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softapples:
mcheewww just tell me ure afraid of getting bash by mr lezz dats why ure indirectly taking sides, ure no different dan d rest female monikers that hide behind their back, bcaus ure scared, anyways WHAREVER!!!
And tell me why lezz or anybody else would want to bash gurgle abi google? You are the only one here that will continually get bashed by both males and females due to your expert _stupidity and grandiose displays of foolishness!

Hopeless stinking homosexual! No matter how many _moronic monikers you attemp to use and hide I will keep slapping the shite out of you and forcing you out of the closet! Mr "kingsamurai, sweetorgasm, angelmarve and rotten apples! _IDIOT!
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's 38th Birthday Party In London (Photos) by funlord(m): 8:28am On Sep 02, 2015
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39? Or na the address of the street be dat? Haba funke fear god na!
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by funlord(m):
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This threads topic is so dumb and vacuous that it would be pointless typing out any sort of solution 4 it! Can't people see that this couple are both immature and _stupid? Tomorrow dey may fight over who did not agree 2 turn off the light before sleeping! Lolz!
Crime › Re: Graduate, Four Others Nabbed With N57m Cocaine by funlord(m): 5:09am On Sep 02, 2015
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They were in love with da "COCO"! Baking soda I hope dey gat baking soda?
Politics › Re: Court Seizes Dasuki’s Passport, Grants Him Bail by funlord(m): 4:58am On Sep 02, 2015
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2PAC DASUKI! See this old man forming gangster! Wetin him dey pack all these firearms dey do 4 house abeg? Abi beef dey?
Politics › Re: I ‘ll Strengthen EFCC, ICPC —buhari by funlord(m): 4:52am On Sep 02, 2015
undecided Constant pledges but so little action!
Politics › Re: PDP List Achievements At 17 by funlord(m): 4:45am On Sep 02, 2015
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As usual everything that emanates from the mouths of the leadership of the pdp is pure NONSENSE!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:44pm On Sep 01, 2015
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TrapKVNG:
Firsteva here is proof for you.

https://br.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080508132614AAj0sLP

cc: lezz funlord thenonce . Stop wasting your time on that dunce. If he cant pass JAMB, how do you expect the fool to string words together??
Oh lord not again! Softapples! Was born an _idiot, exists as an _idiot and would most likely be buried as a _basic idiot! Useless _CUNT!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:31pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
ure so dumb dat u think socialism is partying, ure so dumb dat u think manual labour is a mexican, ure so dumb that u think johnny cash is a pay toilet
Shut up your dirty mouth you this theiving vandal! Disease ravaged homosexual! Human beings are chatting not animals! Baba JAMB! Gtfoh!!!
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Lady Goes Online To Look For A Man Who She Had One Night Stand With by funlord(m): 8:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
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She should just _fuck a new guy and blame him! The 1st guy is long gone by now! Sorry biatch! Next time use a condom!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
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AprokoMan:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2562819_img20150626184242_jpegc7af99ab33f4f674d67aa1aadf9eeffc
Abeg na this CHIBOK BOY dey claim say him be celebrity? Wetin him dey celebrate abeg? Poverty?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
I AM A CORPULENT BEAST TALKING LIKE A FICE 4RM A CACAFUEGO
Yes I agree with what you wrote about yourself but come oh look at that your horrendous passport! Don't you think your "ponmo lips" actually look like a LIONS ANUS?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
CANT U C HOW DAFT URE ARE, are the insults in d website not as a result of what people posted there nd what makes u think dat it is only there u can get disses, mehnn ure a disgrace, when u were born u were place on a time paradox that the world was going to explode, if i was ur mirror i will commit suicide, ur mother's teeth are so yellow that i thought they were butter.
Abeg see the PAINED _MORON actually trying to justify stealing disses? Kai! This _faggot ehn! Your own _stupidity is factory fitted with full option! Abeg get lost from my mentions jare! Your animalistic scent is quite irritating to my nostrils! THIEF! OLE! BARAWO! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .........
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:19pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY.
Very DULL, _STUPID and empty headed bastard! You want to come and spar with brilliant strategists and swords men and women but you have forgotten that your IQ is the same size as a grain of brown beans!

Abeg everybody look at the website this inbred OLODO RABATA is stealing lines from! Hopeless homosexual! When its only the size of mens balls and lipstick colours you fill your brain with how won't you be an _IMBECILE! I will keep exposing you till kingdom come! Lolz

www.thetoptens.com/best-insults/
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
i wanted 2 insult ur parents but no i wont, dats against wat i was thought and im too mature 4 that, but then again aint u d same ingrate and a bastard dat sent his secondary sch certificate 2 lala so u can work as a gardener in d UK? ordinary ND result u dnt have.
Try harder sufferman! You have searched high and low for how to attack the boss but too bad you can't find any ammunition! Sorry goat! You that you were raised by farm animals! Are those what you refer to ass your parents? No wonder you display the character of a donkey on a daily basis! You possess the soul of a chimpanzee and the IQ of a new born piglet!

Your parents have a lot of explaining to do to god for bringing such a worthless piece of human excrement into the world and naming it as a child! Hopeless gay _idiot with a permanently leaking anus!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
is been foolish ur profession or u inherited it?
See this HIV infected baboon seeking for notice just like how your N400 prostitute mother seeks for the notice of men at night by dragging their arms at night in idumota for quick sex that would enable her raise indomie noodles cash to feed you and that your keke napep driving father!

All your _stupid monikers have been exposed and all the females here have been notified of your _stupidity as well your loser lifestyle! Baba jamb! See oyind17 na! Try and chat to her again let me see! Useless fallen demon, raised in the slums of the east and cursed to forever be blessed with amazing foolishness! Lolz! I thought you were a player? Too bad, you have officially been played! Broke bastard! Lmfao!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:40pm On Sep 01, 2015
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lezz:
grin grin let me tell you how I concluded that firstEva, jollyjoy have hairy pusssies:

Most guys love shaved ponies, that way, even if you happen to be in a hurry and didn't apply enough pre-intimacy, your phallus won't get hindrance of stubborn hairs.

But these babe are loveless with the give away symptom of insulting males with just the slightest provocation. They are easily vexed by a male and sometimes use violence and nagging to draw attention so you know a male is absent in their lives.

Firsteva is an exception to this rule: she dates a preteen Ghanaian almost half her age, he can't ask her to shave, neither can he FCK her properly. Her vagina is possibly hairy with stale sweat.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:37pm On Sep 01, 2015
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softapples:
LOL who u dey call frog? abi u drink piss?
Calling you a frog is an insult to frogs sef! Look at this dirty, disease ridden homosexual! I heard they destroyed your career yesterday! It was my pleasure in case you were wondering! Lmfao!!!
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor's House Built By Flaunting Her Breasts (pic) by funlord(m): 4:29pm On Sep 01, 2015
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She forgot to add....."And by also trading my _pussy and lips to chairmen for constant credit alerts to my bank account!" Mgbeke 1 of nollywood!
Family › Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by funlord(m): 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:
Pataki and Funlord, abeg make una no fight. We need to party to celebrate Man Utd's lashing of Swansea. cheesy
Me? Fight with this half breed? Ever since the day I made him look like the complete _tit that he is the nut hugger can't stay away from my mentions! Abeg oh whenever he has time for a soccer based debate with me and I finish educating him about the game then we can brawl! If I stop to pursue every dog that barks at me when I'm strolling down the street then I would never get to my destination! We all know he is pained! Who SEND the animal? Not me!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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