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Mourinholic:
Pls sir,he is not a Chelsea fan sir....Thank u sir,ESE sir....
Hope u aren't vexed sir...
Thanks Boss...

career destroying LORD,and its not FUN

My apologies! His GAYNESS has now been fully established! Thanks sir 4 your observation! Lol

ElFenomeno1:
If only that was yours... then I'd be worthy but as usual, it's the yanking, Janking and lifting spree tonight!
When you lift, make sure you edit properly... reprobate!
You fu...ck men all day every day... the only punny you could have seen was coming out of your mum's but unfortunately your eyesight was bad as a result of the violent poking which blinded you and ruined her internally!
Explains why you can't edit the shi...t you lift off the Internet with the help of your obese uncle!

Excruciating jabs on your head has created sinkholes wider than the orifice you crawled off...

You glorified nonce.... whose spleen should be crushed with a steel toe cap!

Descendant of an abominable mating between a dog and a cripple cum hunchback... reason why your face is the coming together of the bits out a beer parlour and soup joint in Calabar.

Funtwerp you a big fuc king fuc..ktard

Olodo rabata! Your fingers are trembling, your network is fluctuating, your battery is being drained, the life force or what is left of it has been drained from your "gargoyle like ego"! All your oldie supporters are now laughing behind your back, pitying you, some have gone to bed, some have switched to alternates in order to sympathise with your foolish self, your disses are as impotent as that rotten piece of sausage you have dangling in your sokoto! Your a cracked shell of the primate you once were! I have grinded your bones into dusting powder tonight, but as your lord I would surely allow you the opportunity to use some of your bone powder for make up as usual! But I hope you realize that makeup isn't going to fix your
stupidity, personality or attitude right? You are still going to remain as the dimwitted, twattish, person you have been since the unfortunate and regrettable event known as your birth took place! You are gods only known mistake! Countless angels have been fired up in heaven for allowing a defective ro-beast such as yourself make it out alive and into the human populace! Your skeleton is nothing more than an apartment for medical waste masquerading as organs! Your feeble mind is made worse by the fact that your I.Q is the size of a speck of granulated sugar! That's why you need a helmet when you walk down the street! You are what william shakespear described centuries ago as the "classic dunderhead"! Its good to see that you have not let your forefathers down! Inconsequential Cankerworm!

The _stupid premature born oragutan is probabaly checking his history of disses for recycled lines! Hopless stinking, gayner supporting, ass munching, child molesting, dim witted troll! I spit on your grave you dirty ELFEMINATE disease afflicted numbskull! Stank Bastard!!!!!

ElFenomeno1:
Done copying and spewing incoherent mumbo jumbos ... OK let's go!

If anything needs studying, it is your modus operandi around the male subject.... buttcracker on the loose hey yo!

Architect of vitriol in your pants, nothing beyond!
If anything gets cashed, it's the cheque your mum me for having my brethren school your sister anally in the public!

The obsession with Co...cks is not surprising, after all the man who accidentally loaded your mum is a Co..ckspur!

You were fed co....cks from the womb, fast forward a few decades, your still riding Co....ck's for MBs and dimes

The sh it you stand for is not worthy .... your family areunion equally worthless.... the point of me is to make you sick, sick to the bone marrows.

You should be expunged violently, you pungent smelling as.a hole whose cranium is made of chitin and brain compartment loaded with chopped di...cks

You should spend less time lifting lines off e-battle websites and channel your energy to creating your own, fat fuc...king pizza face with a beeb round the neck to mop the excessive foaming at the mouth!

As usual when a reporobate dullard has no excuse for the multiple visual slaps that have been delivered to his glass jaw with maximum alacrity they try to resort to slander as a way of saving face!
Listen GIRL, I _fuck up sluts like you for breakfast, then I _fuck real sluts like your mother for lunch before finally at dinner, I serve _cock donuts to your little sister! You know its good for her health right? Calcium for her bones and high grade man milk for her jawline! I'm responsible for _shitting all over your family tree! But due to the fact that you are all so inherently _stupid and air headed your keke napep driving father actually gives me props consistently for a job well done, your kid brother is my number 1 fan while your teenage sister is my main _bitch!
I was wondering this factory fitted _stupidity running in your bloodline can't be an anomaly! Are your parents siblings by any chance? Because after meeting you all, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of _incest? Any similarity between your family and humans is purely coincidental! Hopeless beast of burden! ELFEMINATE!

ElFenomeno1:
That selfie will impregnate your bitch without penetration.... and that is not even Elf.

It is funny how you put up so much crap together in words, yet you can't pass urine out naturally.

Looks on niggas means a lot to you that is why you place so much emphasis on it, don't toe the line of self destruction that winded you at the clinic after you got disembowelled by several janks in the seediest section of Soho!

Tell the forum why you have a beads round your waist.. will ya?

You look like your mum getting duck taped and but traped in the jungles of Borneo.

Bang on basta..rds like you like we do African drums.

If a crackhead saw you, he'd smoke you like philly blunts and stay a crack head till fade.

Cheii! Now you need to study my crack references in order for your weak train of thought to be able to come up with and spew some more hogwash right? I'm sure by now you are wondering..."Oh lord! Why oh why did I allow my big worm infested mouth write a cheque that my ass can't cash? Well too bad ELF! You will learn to respect the architect of vitriol tonight, you will be given a lesson on pristine and kinectic visual annihilation from a master of game theory and internet shadow boxing! Now come with me you baby piglet, I have some more advice for you!
You should spend less time on your knees in front of limp rancid _cocks and more time working on your personality, attitude, smarts and people skills. For now yours is a life that is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value. You are a worthless speck of _shit like spittle temporarily staining the fabric of the human race! You only divide opinion, multiply ignorance and add _stupidity to whichever thread you appear on! This why your siblings continually claim that you are adopted and your parents deny your very existence! It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed. Because the thought of an in- bred, demented, asinine, child _fucker like yourself having the opportunity to one day soil the earth with kids that would be spawned from those germ holders you call scrotums makes me sick! You act as though your stupidity is a virtue. Your real destiny lies in sambisa forest, as human roadkill after boko harams next successful attack! Hopeless Imp!

Nihilist:
Web footed rasclaart?

Kilo n je be?

Elfenomino come on brah. Your fans deserve better than this. Can't you hear them shouting your name?

Sorry nigga! Your dude is a certified _bitch! I'm not impressed at all! I thought homosexuals were supposed to be flamboyant? SMH!

ElFenomeno1:
If anything gets spot on, must be as a result of the e-bullets that sprays you from where I am chilling!
No beef for you... you are a bloody paperweight vegeterian whose baptism was made possible inside belmarsh with a shower of cu...m from an assortment of but..tpirates
The crap that oozes out of your fat gob is what is keeping your mother alive....
You should have been aborted in that gold circle condom but unfortunately the drongo who was meant to pull out let it slip deep inside the wide ways of the female who carried you for 9 months!
Fu...cking web footed raasclart!

Awwww! How cute! Its funny when you try to type about things you don't understand yet! Its not a crime to be daft so stop feeling bad!
Look boy your selfie has revealed a lot about not only your present state or in your case maybe I should I say local government of mind as well as your health status! You look unhealthy, thin, balding and with puss filled craters forming a disorganised matrix all over your face! You look gayer than a.I.d.s and also like a terminal chemo patient at the same time!
If a crackhead saw you in the flesh, he'd think he actually needs to go on a diet. I hope that your boyfriend actually feeds you food from time to time in addition to your daily diet of _penis and _sperm? Because as of now you really look like you're getting ready for a trip to ethiopia! Get your scuzzy self checked ok?

JayKayMaybachz:
Funlord... You are in for a long night

Nah! When he starts repeating himself I'm done! I get club to go later! Dude is just a pained slut!

ElFenomeno1:
Newbie well welcome to your decimation.
If anyone is learning lessons here it will be you and you will take the learning outcomes back to the fucktards who berthed you after a cu...m swapping session wemt wrong.
I have been watching you and waiting for you to make that move, the one that will finally destroy you and your ilks on this forum.
Trifling as..'s hunchback with sawdust for brains.

Lmfao! "I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU"! Do you know how gay that just made you sound? So I was spot on in my assessment of you after all! So have you been watching my butt cheeks or my balls? You sperm guzzling pederast! Your foolish pride shall be your downfall today! Look at this "glorified chibok boy that was birthed by the foulest of mgbekes east of the river niger feeling fly"! You want beef but unfortunately you still have baby gorilla teeth in your stank gob! I've got regrets that would surely last longer than you _bitch! Shouldn't you be in kitchen making a snack for your boyfriend instead of burning his mb with your idiocy by the way! Abrasive he-goat!

ElFenomeno1:
Another one. You are marked down
Your delivery will be special.... funtwerp be ready!

Men! Shut the _fuck up you strange looking ogre! You look like something god created on one of his off days! Deal with it! I look forward to your best shots! You will learn like the rest of your "old geriatric ape clan" members on NL that this particular newbie is to be feared! Now concentrate on explaining your SELFIE! Lol

AdeLaNa1:
Loool! Took the liberty of checking out that twitter account in ur profile. If this is really you(pic), i can understand why u always so mad and miserable. Hell, I'd want to kill myself if i looked like dat(pic).

Lool! Nigga be looking hungry and angry in dat cheap tie like u spent the whole day roaming the streets of Lagos looking for employment

Gaddem! This primate looks both "unemployed and gay"! Double whammy! Lmfao!!!!

Cheii! Some "_incest loving cretins" now have no choice but to pack up their worn out speakers and probably go and use their microphone cords to hang themselves in the land of failure specialists! Party don flop! Lmfao!!!

Siniza! I can sight your "pet gayner monkey" running amok in the house tonight! Did you decide let him out for some air perhaps?

lezz:
What's trending. I fill fresh after a long time behind virtual bars

Can't wait to go back in

A little bird told me that we have an "expose" to make as regards to "impersonation, forgery, identity theft and borderline _stupidity" involving one local hag of a moniker tonight! Tick tock.......lol!!!

The manner in which this country brings people to justice is an embarrassment!

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]It's "Zuckerberg," not "Zuckerbag"
By the way, why were you sacked? [/color]

Ewooh! Good question!

coogar:
you're a disgrace to football analysis.
in those 9 months, rooney played as a centre forward. so your excuse for his lack of goals is because he was played deeper? how does yaya toure score goals then? when we call you a big dunderhead now, you would start acting like a female on her most painful period.

Chaii! ELFEMINATE!

Sinnzu:
Funlord thesonofmark lezz kramfonos nigerianium turn up!!!

*** staggers into the thread as he pops a fresh bottle of alomo while taking a long drag of some bubonic chronic***! YOLO!!!!!

Mznaett:
My mood is pretty good today

So am not gonna get mad @u:p

And the day that your impish mood is ready for some primal embarrassment, please feel free to HOLLA @ MY MONIKER! You will learn a thing or 2 about why they refer to me as the "funlord" on such a day kid!

cherryice:
Lol me too good to knw u ok nw b

im at work already. no much on my desk. wbu?

I would like to give you something!

SailorXY:
Bro lets be sincere, if Rooney can't make that no. 9 his own then he has no place in this team. Behind the striker we have Ander & Juan - far better prospects!
We are tired of shoehorning!

In as much as I believe LvG should be less rigid with our skillful group, what happens if Hernandez or Fellaini for that matter lead the line & come up with the goods? What do we now blame for Rooney's incompetence? Perhaps Lucifer.

No! Let chica be the 9, rooneys presence alone puts the fear factor into a lot of defenders and he can drag them out of position! You know why rooney was so productive when he was younger and playing with van the man, saha, solskjaer, tevez and even ronaldo! He had a role to play! Rooney likes being involved in build up play and link passes! Dats his main strength! Even in his golden 2012 season he was not a pure 9! Fergie allowed him roam and drop deep even with berba! This pressure is killing him so take him out of the firing line and watch him readjust! Mata as I already said should be in midfield with someone by him! Anybody dat can play 10 can play 8! Scholes played 10 and 8 and he was slower than mata! Mata is even too lazy to be battling defenders in the hole! Let him just be feeding rooney transition balls and releasing cross field passes to depay and young to pick up the slack! If he can't let Herrera take over! All this "frankenstein formations" are nonsense! Let everybody express himself abeg! Dat was fergies secret!

Mznaett:
Oya tell us jor

Shebi he's your father afterall?

You are fond of creating irrelevant and vapid threads that have no relevance to romantic issues! Maybe its your age showing or maybe its your daftness! Either way try and do something about it!

She can marry her father, or bros, or uncle! whoever she likes in fact! I don't partake in such locally made african cultural _stupidity! Shalom!

Time constraints? As in his watch is missing or he has forgotten how to tell time? _idiot! Abeg swift suspension for this _twat 1st! Very soon he will also develop "looters cancer"! Lmfao!!!

I wonder who even told this women that "even with a man" they are anything? Whether single or married you are all just plain old beings like the men themselves! Your impact on the lives of others as well as the world you live in is what shows your quality and "makes you something", not some useless ring or some highly publicised display of vanity called a wedding! Stop trying to live your lives based on the perceptions of nobodies! Kai!

Just play rooney behind chicarito as a supporting striker, memphis on the right wing, ashley young on the left wing, mata and scheinedrlin or bastian in the centre, and tell me if chances and goals won't flow? This gaal should stop trying to be clever by half abeg! His tactics are the problem not the team ffs! Haba!

Oyind17:
Lolzzz, you mentioned me first on that birthday thread , like I said earlier, you are alone on this lonely part cos I can't stoop so low by exchanging words with you. I wanted to deactivate then, you are all worked up cos you want to prove to nlders I'm a guy. Guest what? I'm a guy, are you satisfied now?

Funlord, I don't want a fight with someone I don't know, I'm sorry for telling you sharrrrap.

Better then! May the lord guide you along a safer path! Good day!

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Abeg make una fight this fight well. Been long I watched one. [/color]

See you! Since I buried that fuji mc you dey see me 4 here again? If you like no wear your own gloves find who you go slap oh! No more free shows! My levels no dey here! Or you fit follow us go politics section go see better blood spillage! If u gat the liver dat is! Lolz

Oyind17:
Lmao, keep doing your thang, I'm not going down that lane with you.

Lane! You came and mentioned my name for no reason and now you want to play the victim? Your daftness is supreme "SIR"! Maybe you want to deactivate again? Keep _fucking around and you will learn a thing or 2 about game theory! Cretin!

Austin4lif:
u dnt sound happy bro, may u find peace and stop wishing a governor failure because nobody from ur lineage have been a Governor and I pray u break that york only if u will stop being a sadist.

My friend shut up and stop unnecessarily spamming my mentions with this your court jester musings about life! _fuck off and go and concentrate on people who actually care you exist! Mr rivers! Nonsense!

Oyind17:
show of stupidity

That was how your naming ceremony was described by guests that attended it! But your folks were still quite proud!

cherryice:
y don't u create let's follow??

Mba nu! Let you or sinnzu create it! Na una dem sabi 4 here pass! Lol!