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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
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Ibrahimovic or cavani on my mind @ least till september 1st! Gaal should stop fronting abeg cuz chicarito and wilson are not realistic options in attack for the season!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 6:56pm On Aug 27, 2015
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LadyBoss1:
Ahhh e don do chai
cry abegg pls e don do biko .. For my sake u know i get emotional i will start crying ohhh
"IDIOTIC EROTICANGELA"! See your saving mention here oh! You better send ladyboss1 a thank you note and a present soon or else! Lmfao! Shalom mong!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m):
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EroticAngelina:
yeahhhhh righttttt! there's nothing lyk stealing lines cos u don't make but own diss, u learn it from someone or somewhere. tell me all ur lame diss were actually formed by u huh lwkmd! keep looking for ways to escape. ur jx a pitiful sumbag. coward
Lol! To an unintelligent dunce like you it must be amazing to witness the brilliance of an intelligent gangster In full flight innit? _Bitch you have been dead and buried right from the 1st page! Look at how many people have been pleading for me to pity you? Look at how many females even are laughing at you in embarrassment? What a vapid mumu you are to think you are making any difference here!

Your so _stupid to even think you are making any sort of impact with your weak stolen crap! It is shame that keeps bringing you back to my mentions, but it suprises even me that primates have shame sef!

I _fuck dumb bleeps like you for breakfast, before proceeding to _fuck harlots like your mother for lunch and then I top it up with a 5 course meal made entirely from your little sisters teenage _pussy for dinner!

The women of your family are my waste bin! And the males In your family are so _stupid that your dad actually hails me for doing a good job on the females of his slut clan, while your younger brother is my number 1 fan and your last sister is my main biatch!! Lolzzz!!!!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 6:30pm On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
u are an impotent slave. ur fvcking birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer that produced the expired and leaking condom that mistakenly produced u. ur family tree is a cactus cos everyone on it is a prickk. stoopid unlucky bastard. ur so ugly, dat when ur mum dropped u at school, she got fined for littering. sick dumbazz.

u think u smart. FYI, if ur twice smart, ull still be fvcking stoopid. tell me, so out of 500,000 sperm, u were the fastest?? unattractive piece of cow shiiit. holigan. if u want to know abt mistakes, frog, ask ur fvcking parents.

with an ugly face lyk urs, I wish I was blind! fvcking cockshiiitfvcker. why don't u check up on olx, to see if they got a life for sale undecided imprudent, uncivilized cock-headed fvcking lowlife. the only thing positive abt u is ur HIV status. demented starved brain-damaged alien. u are a damn mistake and u know it. ugly over thin stick.
Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 6:00pm On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
now I see why ur slutty mom abandoned u in a dustbin. u are simply a good for nothing piece of cow shiiit. I pity the woman who will fall into ur trap ad a wife(tho I doubt any sane woman will take u in)

idiiiiotic demonic son of a dickkk addict. foolish retarded moronic plebian. when u look at urself in the mirror, what do u see? a fvcking dumb monster with a black soul. poverty stricken oliver twist. u sit untop Maggi cube, yet ur leg no gree reach ground. Dats how short u are. ape-like specimen. ur a sick, toothpick-dickkked agboro with black smelling teeth, I'd rather kiss a stray dog than bring my face near a cave boy lyk u grin


Ignorant, gross, unrefined ugly entity lyk u shouldn't even be alive in the first place. last I checked, ur home was the zooundecided animalistic, graceless piece of hopelessness. uncivil obscene piece of shamefulness. uneducated impertinent goblin with 4 o'clock eyes. see ur fat mountain-looking leaking nose.

babaric, brusque bag of shiiiit. u let every gay man fvck and over expand that ur dirty black smelling leaking expired disfunctioning well at ur back bkus u so addicted to diickkk, u could be a dickkkk ambassador. hungry disorientated earthworm. old grunt intrusive loutish manwhore. ur dickkk z soo thin and small I could use it to sew ur torn clothes. ugly peremptory African zombie!

u are jx a failure in life and nothing can change that. You were created in the image of a goat. puerile piece of hogwash. u are jx a wasted sperm mixed with ur mother's bad rotten decaying shiiry excuse for an egg. useless aba boy roaming the streets. sterile chimp from the amazon forest.


SON OF A BITCHHHHHHHH
Aaaaah? Funlord ooooh! The Thing don pain am FINISH! See nonsense!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:53pm On Aug 27, 2015
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Man Uniteds group is very doable! Nice 1! But that group d sha! God forbid!!!!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m):
EroticAngelina:
lol and who r u to advice me?? FYI, I don't read his lame insults cos I don't got time, and if u must know, his insults dnt affect me one bit... well cos I dnt read jargons. and my life online z different from my real life. I'm having fun, I ain't taking nothing seriously here. will anybody kill me? when he z tired, he will go back to his farm.

I dnt regret anything I do here cos this z jx a forum. if u think I take things seriously here, then u seriously need to be checked in the head(no offense). I confidently put my pic cos I'm nt lyk some imposters who don't upload theirs either bkus of the ugliness or maybe bkus they are hiding something. we will diss each other, and soon forget it. then paradventure, we meet again, we dis again. so pls calm ur titles and stop acting lyk a scardy cat undecided

gosh.
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

No one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m):
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EroticAngelina:
*yawns* is that all u got, pig?


I bet ur brain feels good as new, seeing as uve never used it. why do guys like gabbing girls with stuff that has to do with sex or sex relatedhuh are u guys that lame or is that all u knowhuh lyk seriously, its getting boring and out of style. try something else and keep me entertained, coward undecided


I'd luv to leave u with one thought, buh im not quite sure u av anywhere to put it. calling u stoopid would be an insult to stoopid ppl. brainless sick retarded nincompoop. to be honest, u are a living proof that man can do without brain for a while sha grin u say I look ugly, skinny and whatnot... buh can u do me a huge favor, upload ur mother(if u got any) or sister's PUC, and let's compare grin mad dog wey hunger and poverty don use play football. demented bipolar orangutan from the forest. scabby slobby pig-faced bovine specimen. product of a gangrape.

ugly bastard. castrated mentally distorted nimrod. akpansi. mammywater pikin. old black dirty hairy-azzed gay. village champion. useless piece of nothing. I can see u take after ur father(or should I say fathers ) in the book department grin thin-lipped poltron shocked worthless scumbag. u so ugly I'd marry a gorilla instead of u(no kidding) shiiiity cross-eyed sickler ^^ what a pussssy grin needle-diicked self-servicer. no girl agrees to fvck u cos ur face alone can cause high temperature. jerk. ugly toad. foolish fat fvcking fool jx like ur thousand fathers. shiiithead.
Biggie...."Nna men Pac, wetin this _stupid OLODO ANGELINA still wan yarn wey my nigga funlord don bury am finish?" .... 2pac..."Men biggie even me self dey shame for the olosho! Abeg ASHEWOGELA! Puta from here jare! your papa left ball! Uwaka!!".....!

Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 4:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
hey goat smiley I comment whatever I av in mind. and u nor anybody else av to agree with u.
HEY! Dirty, scuzzy, asinine, AIDS ravaged victim! Has fear taken over you yet? Are you looking for a saviour? Too bad, god is on vacation right now and lucifer is actually the one serving me drinks right now!

Today you shall learn about the " legendary shadow boxer" called the "Funlord" this unfortunate afternoon! Next time look before you leap _BITCH! Get ready for the next round! LMFAO!!!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 3:52pm On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
lwkmd!!! I can see ur so pained, I'd almost pity u... buh nah. u started it first bae, so I guess I'll have to tame ur fugly half-baked black dirry azz grin

Tell me hon, do u still luv nature despite what it did to u? sad ugly black stoopid baboon. offspring of a thousand fathers grin how's dat ur keke napep business doing?? I might look skinny buh my dog eats better than u'll ever eat in ur short-spanned life u red zombie grin

broke wayward, dizzy-eyed son of a Snake. useless walking disaster. have u considered suing ur brain for non-support? lame limp noodle who thinks he's tough and all. by the time I'm done burying u next to ur dead decayed ancestors today, u'll cry blood grin brainless Arrow. ur family z so poor, they beg from beggers on the street too grin nonsensical, foolish bottled-shaped-headed madman! fvcking fugly faced alien with no direction in life. hungry bulldog. clumsy three-eyed klutz.silly gay cockshiner grin bald dwarf suffering from 1st class kwashiorkor! Margot


I'd iot
Cheii? Which kind of underdeveloped baby gorilla am I training like this? You can't spell, your disses are like the types I heard in primary school, you are only helping to further embarrass yourself!

Bloody olodo rabata! Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you tend to over use while trying to hide the craters and speed bumps situated on your hideous face then maybe you could at least have become pretty on your insides!

Your childhood was filled with massive _incest, molestation, human trafficking and child rape! This is why you have grown up to become an uncouth world class _moron without a single iota of class! What does one expect from the daughter of a "keke napep driver and an idumota prostitute" if not illiteracy and public disgrace!

You _fucking _dick sucking no good clucking chicken headed, hoodrat, hoochie mama wannabe! Block headed floozie! You suck _cocks like a vaccum cleaner! Instead of you to at least try to slow your roll so that your jaw bones can heal from too much _penis action! On sundays you sweat consistently while in church due to your prostitutes guilty conscience, is that not why you are now thinking of becoming an atheist? Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is,but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce. Daughter of a 1000 disease ravaged lunatics!!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2015
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Savyy:
funlord smiley
Yes?
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 3:16pm On Aug 27, 2015
EroticAngelina:
You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-
looking Nerfherder. useless piece of utter rubbish. u are no match for me. I fart to make u smell better undecided

u are nuttier than a squirrel's turd. my boobz are as full as ur over- phat tissue u call a brain. tell me, who's the otondo that released u and ur worthless family from ur cagehuh u eejit, numpty bastard son of a ho' lmao!!! u think u know anythinghuh I'm really sorry for ur troubled soul. product of rape. mtchewww. if ya mama born u well, type shiiit to me again, dimwitted rat.
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 2:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
hmmm like the one u were taking as a malnourished babyhuh any similarities btwn u and a human being z utter coincidence. keep talking, someday u'll say something intelligent by Gods grace undecided
Look at this vapid chibok prostitute typing out expired and stale lines! It's so cute when you try to type about things you don't understand.

Anyway It's a good thing for you that at least you have that your reeking _vagina and your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity, because as for your brain its nothing more than a decoration!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 2:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
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LadyBoss1:
Howdy cheesy
Hows body n our business wink
Both doing similar to how an "ice cold chocolate sundae" does on your tongue on a hot summers day!
Romance › Re: Help!!! It'z Me Killing Me Inside by funlord(m): 11:49am On Aug 27, 2015
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Gifted18:
We had been dating for quite long but I don't seem to understand her. She uses different guyz picture as her dp and when I asked, she said they were just friendz. She doesn't admit her mistakes when she's at fault and all I have to do is to beg her to make things work out again. Advice me on what to do plshuh
Na useless men like you dey sabi give some kind hopeless sluts for town the guts to dey insult men on top coochie matter! Come on get out of here! Beast!
Romance › Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 11:41am On Aug 27, 2015
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EroticAngelina:
so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal? undecided

I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!?
The "Crack" wey dem sell give this one this morning na the better type! Pure and uncut!
Romance › Re: oya calm down! lol by funlord(m): 11:19am On Aug 27, 2015
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Like seriously, this thread is garbage! Just like the op's thought process!
Romance › Re: For Ladies Only: 10 Commandments Every Female Must Follow by funlord(m): 11:16am On Aug 27, 2015
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These so called commandments actually sound like a "lesbians checklist"! Come out already rug munchers! The dream is free!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:05am On Aug 27, 2015
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StarBoard:
bia,
You suddenly don turn football analysts after your exploits here last night.

Abeg sofry, no break my head o.
Na just observation i dey observe.
Oga! No be so! Na so I dey always give dem daily sky sports bulletins 4 here oh! Na my way! I'm 2 blessed 2 be stressed about anything else!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:48am On Aug 27, 2015
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"I have given him always the confidence that a
player needs, but I think Wayne has a very strong mentality and with his level, he always shall come back. He proved that yesterday evening. Still it's a long way for him and also for Manchester United this season, it's not so easy, but of course I'm very happy for him.".....Van Gaal (sky sports!)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:11am On Aug 27, 2015
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Sinnzu:
Funlord thesonofmark lezz kramfonos nigerianium turn up!!! grin
www.nairaland.com/1418832/family-section-fun-room/397#37346813


See the level of this hopeless creature you were telling me to go easy on the other day! Ol boy you sef na wa oh! Lolz!!!
Family › Re: 6 Reasons Why Young Ladies Keep Sugar Daddies. by funlord(m): 8:44am On Aug 27, 2015
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Let us wait and see how our resident oloshos will come and defend their livelihoods with sound arguments!
Politics › Re: Come And Join Us, Pdp Begs Nigerians by funlord(m): 8:36am On Aug 27, 2015
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God forbid! Even under the influence of crack cocaine I can't make such an error!
Politics › Re: Looters’ Trial: FG To Put EFCC, ICPC, Others Under Surveillance —sagay. by funlord(m): 8:30am On Aug 27, 2015
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All this talks and plans and empty threats sef? When will you actually charge someone! Even the biggest elephant in the room is still claiming lie lie cancer in the u.k! Go and determine what her medical records say and if false then fetch her down and get the ball rolling! She is the key! All this demo don do!
Politics › Re: I Cannot Hang Around PDP Anymore – Ndoma-egba by funlord(m): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2015
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Abeg wetin dis political prostitute dey yarn?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:38am On Aug 27, 2015
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Well! It was fun guys! I get club to run so I'm off! Since that stinking son of a 1000 fathers code named ELFEMINATE has quietly stuck his tail between his legs and formed "drained battery style" in order to save face! I hope you have learnt your lesson you prostitute? Abeg I hail all the other men on the board! We go see tomorrow! Shalom!

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