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Have they not always been a laughing stock? Or dem just dey decode am?

bugzbunny:
Boko don't need to look far..... These people below have volunteered already.. Eager to start work
Passingshot
Efunlefu
Berem
Egift
Fulanimafia
Sweetlemon
Funlord
Idrismusty
Agarawu
Obiagelli
Omenka
Adamudacowboy
Dayo
Princebola…

Hello frustrated and _moronic pleb! Ever since I detached your cranium from that defective skeleton you refer to as a body 2 days ago you have been running from pillar to post mentioning me like the vindictive slut that you are!

Anyway as I earlier pointed out to you, insulting the living daylights out of you was my pleasure but as a rejoinder I have to remind you once again that I do not trade banter with inconsequential, _idiotic, diseased afflicted chimpanzees such as yourself so kindly take your "pained imbecilic bunny exertions" away from my moniker and further down your " demented bunny hole"!

Your D.N.A is already cursed with the "O(ode)" chromosome so it would be pointless insulting you any further since in your interpretation it may be seen as high praise! Now kindly get lost from my strata you weird_sperm drinking poltroon! Go and keep on getting your anus "BUGGED" by our boyfriend mr "bunny"! _fuck off and die!

falconey:
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Sharrap! Foolconey! How come he's own thread came out before yours? Source code kor! Olodo rabata!

Is the o.p A 5 year old? Why steal someone elses thread and still end up typing such illegible trash? Bloody Dunce!


www.nairaland.com/2593276/9-things-every-men-wants

Wetin this bloody izon thief dey talk abeg?

Their PAPAS! Nonsense and ingredients!

Here we go again? The nigerian government should just include "indecisiveness" in its constitution!

Rooney injured? Fellaini or martial to start? Van gaal promises to change? This was not what I was expecting on derby day! Damn!

www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/11/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-dictator-wayne-rooney-michael-carrick

Tosinayoko:
I dont just know why some beautiful ladies smell bad especially when they are yet to have their bath

Your thread also smells quite bad! And its not even beautifully scripted!

Haba chief zubi! What of the baking soda? Abi you forget am?

This de gea news go don give some haters multiple heart attacks for this thread! Lmfao!

More Nonsense?

You forgot number 10! Never lick the _pussy of a heavily pregnant woman! The baby and some vital organs may unexpectedly land in your mouth while on duty!

Whether na through throwing, offside or deflections rooney bin take amass those 50 goals he is still the man! Wazza na player! Take that to the bank and it will yield interest!

Van gaal always spitting pure science!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/9985124/louis-van-gaal-says-anthony-martial-bought-for-next-united-manager

Even me sef dey cry as I dey read this o.p epistle! Kudos to your "labe orun narrative skills"!

Starships4u:
THE RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY GIRLFRIEND 1. My girlfriend is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, your dad and your brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favourite) 2. My girlfriend is not allowed to get pregnant because she might have a boy. ..another man will be inside her so that's cheating." 3. My girlfriend is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know what's going on between you and Jesus. 4. My girlfriend is not allowed to die because she might go to hell and be with devil, Can't let that evil man steal my girl." 5. My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe, because when you breathe in your chest expands. Who re you pushing your chest out for? Answer me" 6. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to college and get bachelors degree. What you need a bachelor for?! You're already taken. 7. My girlfriend is not allowed to check the calendar, I mean you telling me my days with you are numbered. 8. If my girlfriend want comment on any guy's post we must first discuss about it. 9. My girlfriend is not allowed to work.. Cause been with me is a full time job" 10. My girlfriend must not catch me cheating so I won't have to keep lying" 11. My girlfriend is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a "wePhone". 12. My girlfriend is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm coming in her dreams to see what's so funny. 13. My girlfriend is not allowed to hug another boy with two arms. Better pat that dude on the head. 14. My girlfriend is not allowed to talk to her dad. I'm her daddy now. 15. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to church. God answered all her prayers when she got me. 16. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the water park. Only I'm allowed to get you wet.

Solid man! In that case be prepared to die "single or gay!" Shalom!

The answer is YES! But only when they are sure that it is a MAN that is paying for whatever they are eating at the time!

honeygirl17:
Men cannot be pleased

Neither can WOMEN!

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

Sorry dear but only local or hungry girls ask guys these sort of questions! A smart woman should be able tell a lot about a mans financial capabilities from how he rolls with her on a consistent basis and not by asking questions like a staff of the EFCC! Get familiar!

Pdp wey don die? Tinubu get time sef!

patrick89:
Typical yoruba tribal bigot! what's your business with biafra? are you agitated? I have said it before and I will say it again, yorubas are the worst human on earth ... They have this inherent fetishism in them.. they still belong to 19th century, even as a christian and at worst muslim, especially Alfa and Cele peeps..
Their juju movies are the most pirated movie in the country, yet they will carry placards.. if you are anywhere in slum be it ibadan, Iyana ipaja makoko, sango, ibadan, abeokuta, snap their movie and upload it... and snap nollywood movie and upload it too.. you will understand! why I said.. yorubas pull themselves down! they don't helps their people! these people are very wicked! they hate themselves so much! they abuse themselves, course their children to no end..
Tell me one good thing that has ever come out from yoruba.. All they do is lips service, like what they are doing to kunle afolayan, watch how they will betray that bastard orobo tribalist! scumbag! . bunch of lazy fools.. they will employ their brother, and at the same time use him as slaves, if you're a woman they will be sleeping with you, even though you have married..

They curse you and remind you that you were nobody before they brought you to lagos.. they are also snitches, they can never respect you if you're not from their tribe. Most of their graduates working on Coat With tie on, receive as low as 5000 a month in so called lagos, but in awka ordinary security jobs is at least 30k, hotel at least 15k, all the noise about companies are all useless! all these companies pay as low as 7k! per month. if you doubt me I will publish the names and location... I pity your generation. we used to give them fifty naira any day they block the road of our street and start their owoda campaign.

Could you believe one useless igboman wanted to grade our road, since 2011 they refused him, because they claimed that government will do it, up till now nothing has been done.. it was actually because, the igbo man told them contribute money to assist him.. , they all ran away, the same thing happened on transformer... awon oloshi oloriburuku Omo ita, Omo ale oponu! useless peeps hanging inside over worn traditional attires used in previous owambe ceremony.... if you follow your yoruba friends to their house and room, you will never collect anything from them again..

They come online to berate igbos, yet their people feel happy if you mistakenly call them igbo,, or Omo jo yiibo... rubbish I know yoruba like my palms, I don't like writing about them, but they always give me reason to do so..

let me also tell you vultures, that an average igbo man only get to know yoruba as their opposition later in life, because we used to know that north /Hausas are our opposition and yoruba neutral, but their intrusion into hausafulani -igbo fiasco make igbos to see them as who they are.. we do not care about you!!! An average igbo man in igboland doesn't know yoruba! they only know hausa and islam! !! stop forcing your picture into our case there has never been igbo vs yoruba! we never had we will not have, but if you continue we will abandon hausafulani and face you vultures squarely, and I tell you, hausafulani can never come to your rescue!! stay on your lane!! leave igbo alone......

Nwokem? No break your phone oh!

LasoulMacuby:
As at last count, 32 ladies liked ur comment for nothing

Not really 4 nothing! If you are looking for underage virgins to date or wed then you may have to go and marry a child bride like all those sick child molesters or paedos you see on the news!

In these modern times these 2 questions are dumb and outdated! A real playa knows this and small boys don't! Answers to these questions would come naturally from the girl herself with time! Get familiar!

When next she asks you for money also faint sharply! Just like this my guy!

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O.p! Wetin concern me with wetin dey pop 4 chicago sun times area? Gbefun!

WTF?

Why is the whole page filled with the rantings of some obscure liverpool scouse lowlife about wazza? And why has this epistle been posted 3 bloody times by mr citizen1?

Sizzurp is wack! It only makes them sleep like lions all day! It kills the sex drive so obviously it is being used by jobless women!

Only a cursed man can end up with these kind of creatures masquerading as ladies! Na to become philosopher if you are unlucky enough to end up with them!